Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Recapping Yesterday’s Breaking News Stories

TRACI’S TROUBLES: Our Compassionate Conservative says “Convicted EX-Judge” Hunter’s only hope for staying out of jail is to admit that she’s NUTS! Too bad Longview isn’t still around, because she could be waving to all her followers from Seymour Avenue. A Mental evaluation is necessary, but Judge Nadel did say when he told the Ditzy DemocRAT and her Jail House Lawyer to sit back down because he wasn’t finished delivering his good news that he was going to pronounce sentence on December 2 and 10 AM. Judge Nadel said he would consider the fact that Judge Traci had no record and against that, she was a public official and a judge held to a higher level of conduct and that she had gone from potential role model to convicted felon and had caused a blow to public confidence to the judicial system and that the penalty for her violation did include jail time.
TRIAL-WATCHER TINO DELGATO STILL WONDERS WHY Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci was so outspoken before her trial, but did not take the stand in her defense. That cross examination would have been one for the ages. Go Figure!!!

Tino also wonders which event will cost over-taxed payers more tax dollars? Liz Rodgers and her defaulted loans, rents, and state taxes or Tracie Hunter and over-taxed payer funded legal fees, and of course her compensation as a Judge prior to her indictments. Go Figure!!!

Compassionate also says we should tell Kevin Flynn Flam Liz Rogers closed her Hamilton Restaurant and the property is only worth $18,000. The city needs to keep its life insurance policy on her. Fatty soul food and stress aren’t conducive to a long life. Kevin might also ask those members of the Soul Food Six still on Clown-cil Sittenfeld, Young, Simpson, and The Windbag (along with Cecil Young who is running for the Ohio Senate against The Windbag) to pay their share.

ALISON’S ANGST: Live video of the Alison Wondergams Grimes interview on Cincinnati.com had to be pulled because of local breaking news, and curiously, Scott Wartman’s bland-and-boring report at 2:56 PM didn’t once mention the name of “Obama,” as in “Have you now, or have you ever voted for Barack Hussein Obama?” Amanda Vanda didn’t mention it in her story at 4:47 PM either. And neither of those reports included Roll Call’s big news announcing the DemocRAT Senatorial Campaign Committee had “gone dark” in Kentucky, because after a significant investment in support of Kentucky Secretary of State Alison Wondergams Grimes, the DSCC had not reserved time for the final three weeks of the race and, as of Tuesday, was no longer on the air. Alison could’ve had worse news like her fellow DemocRAT in Iowa, where a Libertarian Party candidate for U.S. Senate was killed when his small plane crashed Monday night near Dubuque Regional Airport, and will no longer be able to siphon away votes from the Republican.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes Hillary Clinton, who complained about rising Student Debt, while speaking for $225,000 at a university event. Somebody out to ask The Smartest Woman in America when she shows up at Alison’s Campaign Rally in Louisville tonight.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN: On this date in 1991, following a bitter confirmation hearing, the U.S. Senate voted 52 to 48 to confirm Clarence Thomas to the U.S. Supreme Court. Fat chance you’d see another Conservative on the Supreme Court with an Obama Administration or a Dishonest DemocRAT majority in the Senate.

Coincidentally, Whistleblower 2014 Fall Interns Josie, Zach, Bryan, and Mitchell say 23 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, in Issue # 72 published on October 15, 1991 Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane wrote “The Mugging of Clarence Thomas,” which looks just as good today as the day it was first written.

THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE CHOSE Clarence Thomas’ “I don’t believe in quotas. America was founded on a philosophy of individual rights, not group rights.”
EARLY DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD WATCH: How many thousands of DemocRAT Vote Frauders do you imagine stood in line to vote early and often at the Hamilton County Board of Elections during the first week? Tuesday morning, according to the BOE’s Sherry Poland, the count was a whopping “412,” compared with the 6,568 people who’d so far mailed in their absentee ballots.
GOP ROLE MODEL? Was that really our Cincinnati TEA Party Princess Ann Becker who was kicked out of Ohio GOP Governor Kasich Taylor’s campaign rally in West Chester Township for looking evil and disruptive Monday night? Maybe somebody objected to the “Ohioans Against Common Core” T-shirt she didn’t quite cover up.
RECKLESS IN RUMPKETOWN: As the Rumpke family gears up to oppose Colerain Township’s Issue 30 to establish a Joint Economic Development Zone, one of the younger Rumpkes goes out and kills two women residents while joy-riding and hill-hopping after suffering through a Bengals tie. If the young Mr. Rumpke is ever charged criminally, it certainly won’t be his first trip to the courthouse. Not only does he have a rather ironic littering charge he also has gotten away with DUI plus a few other traiffc tickets. Not bad for only five years of “adulthood.” It might be time for our Feckless Fishwrappers to put someone other than community cheerleader Jennie Key on this story. Remember, the landfill isn’t the only thing that stinks in Colerain Township.
ANDERSON ANTICS: Wednesday is always a big day in Anderson Township when the kid comes by after school and throws your Forest Hills Urinal in the bushes. This week, everybody will be waiting to see if the Urinal suppresses the news about last weekend’s incident at Anderson High School when a Turpin student we’ll call Mohammed was arrested for painting a large penis on the Anderson football field before the big Anderson-Turpin football game. The Hamilton County Sheriff’s Department says that case is currently “under investigation,” just like they used to always tell us after Defeated and Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien was arrested for masturbating in a Wellborn woman’s car.
WHISTLEBLOWER FAUX FACEBOOK FRIEND DAN CARROLL offered to get us a picture of that disgusting penis when he was up in his Channel 9 Whirly-Bird, and this is what he turned in.
THE BLOWER PREDICTS those school suck-ups at The Urinal will never publish any kind of bad news that would convince residents who don’t have children in schools not to support our $103 million tax levy that would really cost voters more than $170 million. Our Angry Andersonian says for the 75% of us who pay taxes but don’t have kids in the schools, what these people do really matters. They are screwing around with our pocketbooks, and our home values with these extravagantly expensive. The district reputation matters a lot to the entire community. For them to focus only on their own interests is wrong.
SIGN WARS UPDATE: You can add Ohio Doomed DemocRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald’s illegally placed yard sign to the group of illegally placed yard signs for David Pepper, Marek Tyszkiewicz, Joe Otis, and Dusty Rhodes on Losers’ Row along the public right-of-way on Clough Pike, not that any of this comes as any surprise.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Demolished DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes was so stupid she would not admit she voted for Obama when everybody knows she did. “I’m not sure,” Kane said. “Maybe that’s why somebody sent us this poem from Gerald Massouri and Mark Segan:

Alison Wondergams Grimes
Attended the College of Mimes
Which is why, as we’ve noted
When asked how she voted
She kept silent four or five times”

AND OUR SARCASTIC SAGE said, “That’s the greatest poem I’ve ever read.”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Alison Wondergams Grimes’ campaign staff.

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