Sunday, October 12, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
- OUR NUMBER ONE EDWARD CROPPER PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS THIS WEEK was Joe Biden’s “Gaffe that Keeps on Gaffe-ing.”
- OUR NUMBER TWO EDWARD CROPPER PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS THIS WEEK was “SURPRISE! SURPRISE!” after the Supreme Court’s recent ruling on Same Sex Marriage.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE EDWARD CROPPER PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS THIS WEEK was when Candidate Alison Wondergams Grimes was asked if she voted for in 2008 and/or 2012.
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- MONDAY in our Special “Historical Perspective” E-dition, The Blower said, “Do You Think the Founding Fathers Ever Imagined This?”
At this weekend’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why last year’s Government Shutdown didn’t really affect Republicans running for re-election in 2014. Remember all those pronouncements of doom and gloom? The number of voters who said the country was heading in the right direction fell to a five-year low of 13%, and RINOs in Congress feared for their political careers.
“Obviously, Obama’s Over-Hyped Partial Government Shutdown last year didn’t rank up there with some of the other great government shutdowns in American history,” Kane explained. “This year, 82% of American voters say last year’s shutdown has had little, if any, impact on them personally, and surely, you can’t expect any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, to remember something that happened a year ago. They’ve forgotten 365 more Obama scandal’s since this time last year.”
“Actually, as any graduate of the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools can tell you, Government Shutdowns are right there in the Declaration of Independence,” Kane added, because Thomas Jefferson wrote, “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Government Shutdowns.”
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Obama’s Ebola Crisis” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Just Another “Teachable Moment” for the Obama Administration!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
What a mess! No one and I mean no one should be allowed to into the United States from any West African nation ravaged by Ebola and any American citizen who goes there and wants to come home needs to be quarantined for 21 days until we figure out what we’re doing. —Fox News Judge Jeanine Pirro
The Ebola virus has now infected thousands of victims in the U.S., making lame one-liners on social media. Many fear a bad-joke epidemic The scariest outbreak is happening on Twitter, with sick, racist tweets like “Wouldn’t Ebola be a cute name for a black baby?” —Late Night TV Jokewatchers
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Countdown to Change” E-dition, The Blower said “Maybe we can start to do something about it in 27 more days!”
The Real Countdown
Because no real change is likely to occur in America while we’re still continuing to count down the 834 Days of Dishonesty and Division remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached
The Republican National Committee says on Sunday, the man who ran both of President Obama’s campaigns used the word “mistake” when talking about President Obama’s policies. He didn’t say Obama’s policies were a “mistake,” but David Axeldouche said it was a “mistake” for Obama to admit that his policies are on the ballot this year. Which is why every Disingenuous DemocRAT running has and will continue to support Obama’s failed agenda.
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “It’s Undebatable” E-dition, The Blower said, “Have Vipers’ Debates Become the ‘Common Core’ of Politics?”
Suppose They Gave a Debate and Nobody Watched
Tuesday night, hardly any Warner Cable Subscribers in Anderson paying that exorbitant Franchise Fee the Township has been skimming for years tuned into Anderson Cable TV to watch the League of Women Vipers sign the Whistleblower Pledge and allow the audience say the Pledge of Allegiance when Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn gave her opening remarks at the “Campaign Forum” between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent at the Anderson Center. As you can see, it was not a particularly well-attended event as you can see from this TV 5 Screen Shot.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Why Voters Ignore Debates to Decide
For years The Blower has been telling you those dumbed-down programs you see on TV are not “debates.” At best, those media circuses most people didn’t watch on TV this week put on by The League of Women Vipers were Joint Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator and questions given to the candidates in advance. No wonder TEA Partiers say Vipers Debates have become the “Common Core of Politics.” So much for spontaneity!
Hurley the Historian says no wonder Lincoln, Douglas, Kennedy, and Nixon will all be spinning in their graves. And that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Roman poet Juvenal’s: “Two things only the people actually desire: bread and circuses.”
According to Wikipedia, “Bread and circuses” (or Bread and games) (from Latin: panem et circenses) is an ancient Roman metaphor for people choosing food and fun over freedom. It often appears in commentary that accuses people of giving up their civic duty and following whichever political leader offers to satisfy their decadent desires.
That’s why not even those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, even bothered to tune in.
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- SATURDAY in Official “National Sarcasm Month” E-dition, The Blower said, “Because Beating the Crap out of people is illegal.”
How Will We Ever Find a Way to Say Something Sarcastic?
At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if The Blower would be celebrating National Sarcasm Month this October. “I’m not sure if we ever could say sarcastic things about people,” Kane replied, “since we’ve always prided ourselves on telling the Absolute Truth,” especially since our Garrulous Grammarian says using sarcastic language is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
SARCASM FOR DUMMIES says when somebody asks you a question, first think of an honest answer. Then think of the opposite of it. T hen say it out loud and roll your eyes. See how easy that is?
OUR EGREGIOUS ETYMOLOGIST says anyone who has suffered from the sarcastic remarks of others will not be too surprised to learn that sarcasm, “a cutting remark,” comes from a Greek verb, sarkazein, that literally means “to tear flesh like a dog.”
OUR SARCASTIC QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE says Stephen Bishop must’ve been thinking about the Obama Administration when he said, “It’s a catastrophic success.
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This Week’s Top Items On The Conservative Agenda
OBAMA’S EBOLA CRISIS: Enterovirus Connected To Illegal Alien Influx? WaPo’s Eugene Robinson On Ebola: It Doesn’t “Make Sense” To Allow White American Aid Workers Back In U.S. But Not Black West Africans… Family Of Dead Ebola Victim: “Suspicious” That All White Patients Survived, But Not One Black Patient…- OBAMA’S LEADERSHIP: Obama To Spend Day Dealing With Crises Attending DNC Fundraisers…
- SLICK WILLIE’S LEGACY: Clinton Officials Were Told To Find Monica Lewinsky A Job After The Scandal Hit… Clinton Era E-mail Cited Jewish Law As Defense For Lewinsky Scandal…Clinton Aide Peddled Stories Against Conservatives Exposing Lewinsky Affair… McRINO Gushes Over Bubba: Apart From Reagan, I’ve Never Seen A Politician As Gifted As Bill Clinton…
- OTHER DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: Army War College Revokes Sen. John Walsh’s Degree…Campaign Spokesman Threatens Reporter With Arrest For Asking For Documents… Oregon First Lady: By The Way, Did I Ever Mention I Once Married An Illegal Immigrant For Money?…
- OBAMA’S SECRET SERVICE: Washington Post Reporter: White House Spin On Cartegena Is “Demonstrably False”…
- BARACK OBAMA, WARRIOR PRESIDENT: Airstrikes On Khorasan Group Failed To Disrupt Ongoing Terror Plots… ISIS Seizes More Ground In Kobani As U.S. Airstrikes Fail To Stop Their Advance… Islamic State Captures Kurdish Fighters HQ In Kobani, Town Nearly Completely Surrounded By ISIS Forces… Air Force Pilots Say They Have No ISIS Targets To Bomb, Getting Clearance To Strike Target “Painfully Slow”
- BIDEN’S BLUNDERS: “What We Need” Is Another Presidential Aide To Barely Survive An Assassination Attempt So He Can Push Gun Control…
- OBAMA SUPPORTERS IN THE PRESS: CNN Wonders: Is Barack Obama “One Of The Best Presidents?”… Joan Walsh: Ebola Patient Died In Texas Because Rick Perry Rejected Medicaid Expansion… Then Admits Medicaid “Wouldn’t Have Helped” Him
- DEMOCRATS IN DISARRAY: Mooch Campaigns In Iowa For Senate Candidate Bruce Braley, Repeatedly Calls Him “Bruce Bailey”… Wendy Davis Attack Ad: Greg Abbott Got Rich When A Tree Fell On Him And Crushed His Spine…
- POLLING FOR TROLLS: Gallup: Obama Approval Rating At 39%
- VETERANS UPDATE: Illegal Aliens Escape Detention Facility, Carjack 91 Year Old Marine Corp Veteran; U.S. Airways Attendant Refuses To Hang Up Army Vets Medal-Filled Jacket; Told Him ‘Service Is For First-Class Passengers Only’…
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: St. Louis Protesters Riot For Second Night Over Shooting Death Of Black Man, Knife Thrown By Crowd Hits Officer… Malik Shabazz Calls For Black Rebellion Against Tyrannical America If Darren Wilson Is Not Charged…Female St. Louis Post Dispatch Reporter Attacked For Her Phone During ‘Peaceful Protests’… Rand Paul Goes To Ferguson To Meet With The NAACP…
- AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Mexican Government Paying To Help Shield Illegal Immigrants In The US From Deportation…
- BABY KILLING UPDATE: SEIU Partners With Planned Parenthood To Back Pro-Abortion Candidates… Woman Writes Open Letter To The Baby She’s About To Kill: “I Am Getting An Abortion Next Friday”…
MAKING SURE NOT TO HURT THE FEELINGS OF ALL THOSE MURDERING MUSLIM BASTARDS: Ft. Hood Terrorist Nidal Hasan Sends Letter To Pope Francis Espousing Jihad…- OTHER LIBERAL AGENDA ITEMS WE’RE FOLLOWING ON WEASEL ZIPPERS INCLUDE: PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD
Future Lesbian Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan said, “I may have really fucked up” when she dropped an F-bomb in White House email unsealed by Clinton Library. Justice Butch, an assistant White House counsel at the time, was unwittingly undermining an attempt to cancel a CNN segment about Paula Jones’ sex-harassment accusations against our Pants-Dropper–in-Chief at the time.
The Feck Stops Here
THIS WEEK AT THE FISHWRAP, Metro Mole says all newsroom workers were talking about will be will be forced out into the street to stand in line to take turns groveling before bean-counter editors and pleading to keep their supposedly “redefined” jobs.
Everyone knows Wedgie Washburn how has already decided who needs to go, based on their higher salaries and greater likelihood of using health insurance. This is just Gannett dressing up a layoff as a gift to the readers. No one is fooled.
Meanwhile, all Forlorn Fishwrappers hoping to keep their jobs are telling Wedgie how great she looked on that League of Women Vipers video of Tuesday’s Joint Press Conference in Anderson with a Biased Liberal Moderator and questions given to the candidates, especially the part where after she signed The Whistleblower’s Pledge and broke long-standing Vipers’ Tradition by leading the Audience in the Pledge of Allegiance.
- SIGN WARS: Disingenuous DemocRAT Charlie Luken, is having some success making people think he’s a “Conservative” with his “Luken for Probate Judge” signs, especially when you see Luken’s signs right next to Republican Candidates’ signs in the same yard. Meanwhile, Anderson officials appear a little lax confiscating all those D-RAT yard signs illegally placed in the public rights-of-way.
For three months, Returning State-Rep-Tile “Taxkiller Tom” Brinkman, who now has a single yard sign in Anderson, had a fundraiser scheduled for Thursday night and all the other candidates respected that date for his one and only fundraiser. Then one week prior to the event, GOP Party Boss AlexT “Mall Cop” chose to throw a fundraiser at his home for a county wide candidate. Believe it or not, no one thinks this had anything to do with any animosity between the downtown establishment lead by AlexT and “The Taxkiller.”
HAIL TO THE CHIEF: Our FOP Snitch (Probably not Kathy Harrell) says Cincinnati Police Officers are getting a little tired of practicing their hand salutes at every roll call, just in case Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell comes in from Columbus.- LIZ ROGERS WANTS CITY TO KISS HER GRITS: Deadbeat Liz Rogers just keeps residing in la-la land. After new city manager Henry Black said the city of Cincinnati had no business being in the restaurant business, he’s now leaving the matter of Deadbeat Liz up to the nine fine clowns on city council.
Liz wants the clouds, pie in the sky and your little dog, too. She wants her $283,000 outstanding city loan immediately reduced to $115,000 with no interest just because she’s Deadbeat Liz.
She doesn’t want to start making payments on the loan until July of 2016 at which time she will skip town, just because she’s Deadbeat Liz.
She wants 3CDC to give her space immediately for a new restaurant which she won’t know how to manage and for which she won’t pay her supply bills. She doesn’t want to pay any rent on the new restaurant, just because she’s Deadbeat Liz.
Maybe Cincinnati should just close up shop if those fools let Deadbeat Liz get away with this.
- Our reader Edna, concerning Deadbeat Liz Rogers and her pie-in-the-sky demands of Cincinnati city clown-cil, said it reminds her of another la-la bimbo who got piles of money from the city via Thomas.
In 2011, Panty-less Pauline Vanderhaer, a British Springfield Township former furniture salesperson sidled up to clowncil member Cecil Thomas, whispered in his ear, saying she’d rehab a lot of junk apartments in Mt. Auburn near Christ Hospital. Besotted Thomas got the city to gift Panty-less Pauline with over a million dollars. Guess what, Panty-less never developed the apartments and kept the million dollars, thank you very much.
Does anyone see the parallel here? What “special qualities” do Panty-less Pauline and Deadbeat Liz possess to keep Cecil Thomas strong arming the clown-cil to hand the bimbos money?
Is it the business of the city to finance bimbos?
Why did current candidate for the 9th District of the Ohio senate Cecil Thomas keep forcing city money on his special female pals (wink, wink)? Did Thomas get anything out of this? Does his wife, Pamula Thomas know why?
- One of Deadbeat Liz’s “demands” was that the City should drop the $150,000 life insurance policy on her and her husband. That’s the only way the City will ever have a chance of getting any money out of her fat ass. Keep the insurance policy she may be hit by a semi hauling all the city owned furniture on the top of her car. Still, Cincinnati Business Crapper says the City should cut a deal and send Liz packing.
Outraged Over-Taxed Payer Tino Delgato said the Big Question this week is who will owe more money to the local governments at week’s end? Liz Rodgers of Mahogany’s with her city loan, back taxes, rent etc or soon to be former Judge Tracie Hunter with her back pay refunded and lawyer fees etc. Also will they share the same prison cell to keep them from harming anything else? Go Figure!!!
How do the rest of us get one of these city loans that do not have to be paid back or gets cut in half? The Mahogany’s furnishings should be put up for bid. Per Liz Rodgers we can start the bidding at $8,000. The new Mahogany’s tenant may want to bid on those furnishings. Go Figure!!!
- WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS EDITOR ANDY FURBALL checked with the Pete Rose Sportsbook, and if you had the UC Bearcats Dreadful Defense against the Miami Hurricanes and 17 points Saturday afternoon, you still lost 55-34.
BLUE ASH BABY KILLERS: When revenge over-rides principle, it reveals the true character of a person. This has become viciously true in Blue Ash. After a primary defeat, Rick Bryan of Blue Ash has made it his sole purpose to elect a NARAL-endorsed candidate Micah Kamrass This organization supports abortion on demand up to and at birth! Amazingly, several other Blue Ash Republican’s have gone down this dark road. How many pro-life residents are having their principles sold out because of his bitterness? An even better question, is how many of these now PRO-CHOICE Blue Ash council Members will a have pro-life primary challengers? When ol’ Alex Blue Face wonders why the county goes Blue yet again – he can always thank Blue Ash…
In a related item, Republicans for Higher Taxes applaud devious DemocRAT Micah Kamrass for accepting a large campaign contribution from the disbarred and disgraced $tan Che$ley. While most candidates by now would have the integrity to refuse money from Chesley, Micah has been no more successful at developing a code of ethics than at finding his first adult job. Kamrass is doing a great job proving why your first job out of college shouldn’t be State Representative..
SODOMY RITES UPDATE: Early this week Gay advocates were slapping each other on the back (and not for the usual reasons) when the Supreme Court declined to hear how left wing appointed federal judge’s decisions to mandate gay marriage in several states was supported by other left wing appointed judges for life on appeals courts. The immediate talking point was, this means gay marriage is approved in 30-35 states and we can officially change the name of the USA to the Sodom States of Gomorrah.
Those same talking points faded quickly when Justice Kennedy (the author of the Windsor decision the struck down DOMA and reiterated state’s rights) personally signed off on the request by Idaho and Nevada to continue with their ban of gay marriage within minutes of their request for a stay. Ironically, Nevada hadn’t even requested a stay! Evidently the Gay Elvises in Las Vegas wanted to marry more drunks!
So where does that leave the Country? In some states the 1.6% can get married. In others, they just have to pretend to be miserable!
WHISTLEBLOWER FAUX FACEBOOK FRIEND MARY ANNE CRUSTY says for Issue #7, the Proposed Additional Tax Levy for the Public Library of Cincinnati and Hamilton County on the ballot this fall, over half the money goes for different expenses, then to the hospitals for which it was originally intended. Once the county cut budgets, then the sheriff and courts found money in this levy. Curiously, our Republican State Central Committee Woman lists Hamilton County’s Disingenuous DemocRAT Double-Dipping County Auditor as one of her Facebook friends.
Another Blower Babe, Longtime Whistleblower Reader Cooki Thier was spotted running/walking in the Queen Bee half marathon, finishing second in the always-29-year-old group.
Remember what The Fishwrap always says: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Diversity.”
Forrest Gump Schools October Surprise # 4
Big football Friday in the township – Anderson vs. Turpin. The day started with a Turpin student spray painting the game field at Anderson with a “large penis.” He was arrested at Turpin High School. District spent all day and unknown $$ to remove it. Pre-game festivities included two student streakers successfully crossing the open field to escape into the woods. Social media is alive with trash talk befitting the worst hoods. Hatred, not rivalry. All in view of the outside world. While the board president (Turpin resident) says he doesn’t see any division in the district (Send us your pictures today).
Meanwhile, Forrest Gump School Board is touting its levy at $103 million. The real cost to voters is over $170 million based on last year’s failed levy. Guess he doesn’t see that either. Or that over twice the cost still only gets one new school building and still brings no buildings (including the new one) to 2014 standards. Where’s the beef? Oh, they drew it on the football field. And they are trying to stick it in the over-taxed payer’s ear.
Bluegrass Bewilderment
Today, Political Analysts all over Kentucky are scratching their heads, wondering exactly why Ditzy DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes was stupid enough to let herself be taped trying not to tell the Louisville Courier-Journal editorial board how many times she voted for Obama. Then on Friday’s PMSNBC Morning Joe show, host Joe Scarborough mocked Alison Lundergan Grimes for refusing to definitely state whether she supported President Barack Obama in the 2008 or 2012 elections.
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More Politics Unusual
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Kimmel’s “President Obama’s in Los Angeles tonight for a night of fundraising and traffic jamming. Tickets for the fundraising event ranged from $1,000 to $32,000. For $32,000, you can meet President Obama. That seems very high, especially considering the fact that you can jump the fence at the White House and meet him for free.”
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” ,” #288 is to express profound bafflement over a liberal’s positions on abortion and capital punishment. “So let me get this right: you’re in favor of saving the lives of convicted murderers and terrorists? But you’re in favor of killing kids who haven’t gotten around to doing anything wrong yet and who might turn out nice? Interesting!”- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says, Political candidates produce negative advertisements about their opponents to try to gain more votes, but it turns out that effort has the opposite effect. A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 63% of regular television viewers think most political advertising on TV attacks the opposing candidate.
THIS WEEK IN PATRONAGE COUNTY, our report from The Patronage has been delayed, because Commissioners Pilfer, Filch, and Swindle are currently breaking the Sunshine Law and are engaged in an illegal meeting where county business is being discussed.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says today is really Columbus Day but all those Furloughed Federal Employees and City Hall Slackers won’t get to celebrate that paid holiday until Monday.- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose James Joyce’s all time classics: “Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.”
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: It’s getting closer to Election Day, and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Voters’ Remorse
It will soon be time for you to vote
Not to vote would be a sin.
We can throw the rascals out
And throw new rascals in.
THE MUCK STOPS HERE: With Ohio still appealing Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns the Muck will still be flying during only 23 more days until the 2014 Midterm Election.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. [READ MORE HERE]
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, but this week according to the New York Times, the unnerving reality behind the whipsaw week on Wall Street that caused dramatic swings in the global markets for stocks, bonds, currencies and commodities like oil. The pattern continued on Friday with a 1.2 % decline in the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index, with all the losses concentrated in the last two hours of the trading day.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
FINALLY AT SATURDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster if The Blower would be adding a “Sarcastic Sage” as a frequent contributor, especially after the success of Saturday’s “National Sarcasm Month” E-dition.
“What Sarcasm e-dition?” Kane replied.
IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
This week we’re featuring Gex” Wanker, a bright little 9-year-old Bluegrass boy at Ridgerunner Elementary School, whose cruel classmates taunted him mercilessly, not just because he was years older than the other kindergartners, but because his name “Gex” rhymed with “Sex.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”
Monday (October 13) would probably be a good time for The Blower to publish its Annual Columbus Day E-dition while we’re continuing to count down the 831 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (October 14) we’ll be shouting questions to Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge’s Traci Hunter’s jurors as they return, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will be telling us how they would’ve voted, had they been on that jaded jury for more than four weeks.
- Wednesday (October 15) is White Cane Safety Day, and all Politically Correct Publications will be celebrating and recognizes the achievements of the blind and visually impaired, although we’re not sure they can read it.
- Thursday (October 16) is “Bosses Day,” and Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher will be asking our interns if he’s been Fair, Honest, Understanding, Approachable, and a Good Communicator (attributes people say make for the best boss).
- The first line of Friday’s (October 17) limerick is: “It’s less than three more weeks till Elections.”
- And Saturday (October 18) is “Sweetest Day,” a day The Blower never forgets.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Derided DemocRAT Attorney General Candidate David Pepper whose political history in Cincinnati contains many interesting antidotes, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.
And as an added bonus, D.J. Eckert at the Ohio GOP Attorney General Mike DeWhine’s re-election campaign proved he knows our Beloved Whistleblower Motto when he sent us this nasty negative ad telling voters how Hamilton County Commissioner Pepper voted for a budget that fired over 100 cops and closed a jail – letting convicted criminals out on the street.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Video of the Day
YOU’RE NOT A LIBERAL!
(Sent in by the Ben Shapiro’s Truth Revolt, showing us more and more these days, people who call themselves “liberals” have bumper-sticker philosophies that are liberal — they’re not even leftist. They’re infantile. In his latest FIREWALL, Bill Whittle dissects one of these childish, undeservedly self-righteous positions and compares the modern “liberal” to the real deal.
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