Special “It’s Undebatable” E-dition

Thursday, October 9, 2014   

Suppose They Gave a Debate and Nobody Watched

          image004Tuesday night, hardly any Warner Cable Subscribers in Anderson paying that exorbitant Franchise Fee the Township has been skimming for years tuned into Anderson Cable TV to watch the League of Women Vipers sign the Whistleblower Pledge and allow the audience say the Pledge of Allegiance when Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn gave her opening remarks at the “Campaign Forum” between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent at the Anderson Center. As you can see, it was not a particularly well-attended event as you can see from this TV 5 Screen Shot.

Hurley the Historian says Lincoln and Douglas were turning over in their graves, because the Vipers couldn’t even call Tuesday’s worthless program a “Debate.” It was a dumbed-down version of those Joint Press Conferences that pass for those so-called “Debates” with Partisan Panelists and Mendacious Moderators that insult our intelligence during our increasingly Dumbed Down Presidential Campaigns every four years. What kind of cockamamie contest is it when they give you the questions in advance anyway?

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s classic response during a 1984 debate: “I am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent’s youth and inexperience. I might add that it was Seneca or it was Cicero, I don’t know which, who said if it was not for the elders correcting the mistakes of the young, there would be no state.” [Watch It Here]

And how about Tuesday night’s so-called news coverage? TV 5 sent a crew to cover it, and this was their total coverage.

No wonder none of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, even bothered to tune in.

  • image005It was so bad, not even a single member of Brinkman’s family nor his campaign manager who had suffered through all of “TaxKiller Tom’s” previous campaigns, watched the so-called debate.
  • Anderson Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, who still hasn’t gotten over how the Forest Hills Urinal’s League of Women Vipers Reporter Lisa Wakeland moderated the event, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Since they’d already voted (but not that many times yet), all of those people who lined up around the block in the rain before 8:30 AM Tuesday morning at the Hamilton County Board of Elections to vote early and often in the 2014 Elections, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Disingenuous DemocRAT Charlie Luken, who was still trying to make people think he was a “Conservative” with his “Luken for Probate Judge” signs, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Whistleblower 2014 Fall Interns Josie, Zach, Bryan, and Mitchell, who claimed they were doing their homework, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  •  image008Sodomy Rites Activists Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis, who probably wouldn’t have been satisfied with their DemocRAT Candidate’s response to the gay marriage question, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Ohio Governor Kasich-Taylor, who says so what if his name isn’t on the sample ballot in Clermont County, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Revered Former Ohio Congressman and “Mean Jean” Schmidt, who both say they had enough of the Vipers when they were running for office, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  •  Wyoming Hottie “Vivacious Vicky” Zwissler, who was home watching herself in YouTube commercials from all 50 states, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Devious DemocRAT Micah Kamrass, who accepted a large campaign contribution from Disbarred Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced Democrat, Clinton-Loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-Yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $Tan Che$ley, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Metro Mole, who says everybody at The Fishwrap is studying that new chart showing all the jobs Wonderful Wedgie plans to cut, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • image010Forrest Gump Teachers, who were busy illegally campaigning and not just during working hours for the School Board’s outrageous $103 million building bond issue on the November ballot, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • State Senate Candidates Cecil Thomas and The Windbag, who’re still busy trying to explain how they’re really “Pro-Life” after both men told The Fishwrap they’d hesitate to support new abortion restrictions, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Special Prosecutor R. Scott Croswell III, who says “Hamilton County Prosecutor Jaywalking Joe Deters would like to see Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter beheaded but denied that was necessarily his goal too, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Cincinnati Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell, who was calling Assistant Chief Bailey from Columbus to complain he needed to do a better job polishing the gold braid on his Chief’s hat, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • In Northern Kentucky, Alison Wondergams Grimes, who was ducking questions from real reporters asking about James O’Keefe’s Project Veritas videos showing Alison’s campaign staffers admitting she’s deceiving voters on her energy plan and a second video showing a real estate mogul and top DemocRAT donor saying, “She’s going to fuck ‘em as soon as she gets elected,” didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Good DemocRAT Thomas Eric Duncan, late of Liberia, and the first Ebola patient diagnosed in the United States, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • image011Our Incredibly Plummeting President, who was busy trying to spin his promise that nobody in America would ever die of the Ebola, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Race-Baiter Jesse Jackson, who said “White Privilege led to the death of the Ebola Patient, didn’t watch the so-called debate.
  • Finally, Defeated State Rep-Tile Peter $tautberg, whose failure to oppose to Common Core handed the TEA Party its only true Statehouse victory in May’s Republican primaries when “Tax-Killer Tom” Brinkman cleaned $tautberg’s clock 54% 46% despite the Ohio GOP’s Million Dollar Smear Campaign (shown in the ad courtesy of the Ohio Republican Party), didn’t watch the so-called debate.

          image016NOTE: Our Friends at Anderson Community Cable say rebroadcasts of Tuesday’s So-Called Debate should be available sometime early next week or maybe not, and The Blower will let you know if and when that really happens. As the official publication of record for all that political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the Tri-state, our readers expect nothing less. In the meantime Good Government Groupies in Anderson could always watch this.

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