Wednesday, October 8, 2014
The Real Countdown
Because no real change is likely to occur in America while we’re still continuing to count down the 834 Days of Dishonesty and Division remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached
The Republican National Committee says on Sunday, the man who ran both of President Obama’s campaigns used the word “mistake” when talking about President Obama’s policies. He didn’t say Obama’s policies were a “mistake,” but David Axeldouche said it was a “mistake” for Obama to admit that his policies are on the ballot this year. Which is why every Disingenuous DemocRAT running has and will continue to support Obama’s failed agenda.
- THAT’S WHY TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Obama’s White House Spinner Josh Earnest who claims Obama has “No Regrets” saying his failed policies are on the ballot.
EARLY DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD WATCH: So how many people were lined up around the block in the rain before 8:30 AM Tuesday morning at the Hamilton County Board of Elections to vote early and often in the 2014 Elections anyway?
Meanwhile, the Ohio Black Republicans Association (“OBRA”) is applauding the U.S. Supreme Courts’ 5- 4 decision affirming the in-person voting time periods originally set by Ohio officials. Further, these intelligent African-Americans applaud the high court’s decision that ends the “Golden Week” of early voting in Ohio, eliminates the Monday just before Election Day, and permits Ohio to enforce uniform voting hours throughout the State.
And with Early Voting in Ohio under way, Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP emailed copies of that “Pink Ballot” local party hacks will be handing out at polling places on November 4, begging party members to not to “stop at the top” and finish their ballots, including all those down ticket races and especially all those county-wide judicial candidates who are actually in contested races. Unlike Clermont County, Ohio Governor Kasich-Taylor was still on the sample ballot.
CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street says his Uncle Frank was a staunch Conservative, and voted straight Republican until the day he died. Since then it seems he’s voted DemocRAT every time.
- SIGN WARS: Some perceptive political observers in Hamilton County are wondering about all those “Luken for Probate Judge” signs. How deceptive are they? Maybe that’s why a lot of them got thrown away in Greed Township as soon as folks found out it was Charlie Luken trying to run as a Conservative.
And one of these days we’ll find out if those candidates Citizens for Community Values was polling about last week got enough name recognition to deserve financial support.
WHISTLEBLOWER 2014 FALL INTERNS Josie, Zach, Bryan, and Mitchell say 23 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, in Issue # 71 published on October 1, 1991 Edition’s our “Another Exclusive Whistleblower Report” exposed the possibility of Mayor David Mann’s Hebrew Heritage. [You can see that entire edition here]- SODOMY RITES UPDATE: Indiana Bureau Chief Hoosier Daddy says the Supreme Court decision not to take up lower court rulings on same sex marriage, which undermine natural marriage and the rule of law, for now, puts the issue of marriage back before the US Congress. This decision, in part, is an indication that those on the Court who desire to redefine natural marriage recognize the country will not accept a Roe v. Wade type decision on marriage.
- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Texas TEA Party Senator Ted Cruz’s “This is judicial activism at its worst. The Constitution entrusts state legislatures, elected by the People, to define marriage consistent with the values and mores of their citizens. Unelected judges should not be imposing their policy preferences to subvert the considered judgments of democratically elected legislatures.”
PEACE BE WITH YOU, MY SON: Nobody in Holy Hillsboro was surprised when Ohio Governor Kasich-Taylor’s office appointed Revered Former Ohio Congressman Bob McEwen to the Southern State Community College Board of Trustees, just a little way up the road from the college where former Gentlewoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt claims she’s teaching political science these days. McEwen has always been “blessed,” except those times he tried to get back in Congress. 
VIRAL VIDEOS: Republicans can already claim a 2014 victory in one of the fastest growing campaign battlegrounds: Viral videos. Politico says using edgy online spots featuring everything from wedding dresses to pig castration, GOP ad makers have cooked up their own digital secret sauce for getting the word out about their slate of candidates. Included, of course, was that “Pretty Wedding Dress” ad featuring Wyoming Hottie “Vivacious Vicky” Zwissler and a Zombie bride. You should see “Vivacious Vicky” without her glasses!- PLEDGE WATCH: Warner Cable Subscribers in Anderson paying that exorbitant Franchise Fee the Township has been skimming for years were all tuned in to see if the local League of Women Vipers signed
the Whistleblower Pledge to allow the audience to say the Pledge of Allegiance when Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn gave her opening remarks on October 7 at the Campaign Forum between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent at the Anderson Center.
Meanwhile, down at The Fishwrap, Metro Mole says after reading Wedgie’s “What Cincinnati.com changes will mean for you” on Monday, staffers were wondering how many of them would be fired before Christmas this year. Maybe members of the Cincinnati Chapter of the Society for Unprofessional Journalists will be chatting about Wednesday night at their Journalism Cabaret, whatever the hell that is.
Our Mole Man says all newsroom workers will be forced out in the street to stand in line to take turns groveling before bean-counter editors and pleading to keep their supposedly redefined jobs. Everyone knows that Gannett has already decided who needs to go, based on their higher salaries and greater likelihood of using health insurance. This is just Gannett dressing up a layoff as a gift to the readers. No one is fooled.
OCTOBER SURPRISE #3: Monday, Anderson residents received non-profit postage envelopes from School Superintendent Dallas Jackson (no relation to the Trusted Anderson Trustee) containing a letters promoting the Forrest Gump School Board’s outrageous $103 million building bond issue on the November ballot. Curiously, but there was no disclaimer admitting who was paying for the propaganda. 
TRIAL-WATCHER TINO DELGATO finds it odd Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci was so outspoken before her trial, but did not take the stand in her defense. That cross examination would have been one for the ages. Go Figure!!!- OUR FOP SNITCH (Still probably not Kathy Harrell) now has “The Rest of the Story.”
Assistant Chief David Bailey was speaking to a subordinate officer in a back stairwell at police headquarters which leads to the chief’s office. 
As luck would have it, Chief Blackwell ascended the stairs and walked past the two who were in the midst of a business related conversation. Within a few moments, Assistant Chief Bailey was summoned to the Chief’s office. Upon arrival, Chief Blackwell told Assistant Chief Bailey that Bailey had an attitude problem. Bailey was confused by the Chief’s assertion and requested further clarification. Chief Blackwell explained that he was insulted by Bailey’s failure to recognize the chief in the stairwell and directed Bailey to recognize him at all times in the future, addressing Blackwell as “Chief “or “Sir.” Very soon after this incident, Lt. Gladden was directed by Blackwell to issue the letter directing all personnel to address Chief Blackwell as “Chief” or “Sir.”
Bailey was also stripped of his command over the Professional Standards Section, i.e. Internal Affairs, etc.
Damn! “The Chief” must really be IMPOTENT!
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1918, United States Corporal Alvin C. York reportedly killed over 20 German soldiers and captured an additional 132 in the Argonne Forest near the Meuse River in France. The exploits later earned York the Congressional Medal of Honor. If such a thing were to happen today, Obama Supporters in the Press would be calling Sergeant York a war criminal, and Obama’s Resigning in Disgrace Attorney General Eric Holder would be impaneling a grand jury to see if excessive force had been used in capturing all those poor, misunderstood Krauts.- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Feckless Fishwrappers couldn’t wait to publish a front-page Louisville Courier Journal story Tuesday showing Ditzy DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes ahead of GOP Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell in a new bogus poll by a narrow margin, but somehow our Kneepad Liberals couldn’t find space to mention that video released by James O’Keefe’s Project Veritas Action showing Alison’s campaign staffers admitting she’s deceiving voters on her energy plan. They promised if she were elected, she’d destroy the coal industry in Kentucky despite publicly “supporting” it. And does anybody think all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would even care?
- Now, a newly released second video shows a real estate mogul and top DemocRAT donor saying, “She’s going to fuck ‘em as soon as she gets elected.”
- ALSO IN NOKY: Can someone please let us know why an SD #1 employee spends his days driving around in a Kenton County Sheriff’s vehicle.
He is either in the White Castle drive thru or parked at the Kenton County Courthouse in Covington. Is this his sole responsibility as a SD #1 employee? What is his salary for driving this sheriff vehicle around every day? Bluegrass Overtaxed payers want to know.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why the Hamilton County Board of Elections can’t find enough poll workers to work on Election Day. “Probably because they think there won’t be anything for them to do because everybody would’ve already voted early,” Kane explained.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Alison Wondergams Grimes’ campaign.
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Who is Joe Biden?
The Vice President’s recent LA visit had Jimmy wondering how many people even know who he is. So as an experiment we sent a camera crew out onto Hollywood Blvd. to ask Americans a very simple question: “Who is Joe Biden?”
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