Daily Archives: October 5, 2014

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, October 5, 2014

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA STUPID STATEMENT STORY THIS WEEK was Obama claimed it’s indisputable that we’re better off now by “every economic measure” than when he took office.

  • OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA STUPID STATEMENT STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama couldn’t pronounce Ebola.

  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA STUPID STATEMENT STORY STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama said, “Make No Mistake,” My Policies “Are On The Ballot” In November.

  •   MONDAY in our Special “Focus Group” E-dition, The Blower said, “What if they gave an election and nobody came?”

image006Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Voters are pretty fed up with the cast of characters now on the national political stage. Just 22% consider Obama’s malaise presidency a success. Even Disgruntled DemocRATS think a campaign visit by the president to their state this fall is a bad idea for their party’s candidates. With Obama’s job approval rating hovering near -20, some inevitably wonder what if the last two presidential elections had turned out differently.

And in the 843 days during the duration of the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, just think how much more divided and demoralized America could possibly be. 

That’s why The Whistleblower rounded up some of our usual suspects. We found them at dawn still praying for a better world at a candle-light vigil around the Peace Pole in Anderson Township Sunday morning. We just had to find out how many of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, had a clue about what was at stake for those all important 2014 Elections in only 36 more days.

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  • TUESDAY in our Special “Early Voting” E-dition, The Blower said, “Hooray, Hooray, Early DemocRAT Voter Fraud Begins Today!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

image007Even though Ohio appealed a Federal Judge’s order to the U.S. Supreme Court, we’re glad to see The Blower is still counting down the days, hours, and minutes until voting officially begins this morning at the Hamilton County Board of Elections. —Early DemocRAT Voter Frauders

Ohio is even appealing Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, but we’ll still be telling the same lies 24/7 during the only 35 more days until the 2014 Midterm Elections. —Finney’s Fibbers

Not only am I using Liz Rogers’ Failed Mahogany’s Restaurant to campaign for Black DemocRAT votes in my Ohio Senate Campaign in a Black District, but I’m also pulling out all the stops pandering for votes from Loony Libertarians who believe smoking marijuana shouldn’t be a crime. —The Windbag

A new tenant will be in the Mahogany’s location by spring. It will do it without any handout from the Cincinnati clown-sale. This new tenant will have a business plan that works. Go Figure!!! —Troubled Over-taxed Payer Tino Delgato

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “Secret Service Failure” E-dition, The Blower said “Not to worry—fence jumper was only an “Undocumented White House Visitor!”

         CAMPAIGN COUNTDOWNS

           image009Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says all day yesterday on the front of The Whistleblower-Newswire Web Page, we were counting down the hours, minutes, and seconds until the critical end-of-quarter fundraising deadline at Midnight on September 30 for Alison Wondergams Grimes’s Senate Campaign. That deadline must have been really important, or why else would they have sent 37 e-mails as reminders, groveling for yet $5 donation to combat the $200 million being spent by Mitch McConnell’s billionaire buddies.

So far this week we’ve also received over-the-top fund-raising e-mails from the likes of Harry Reid, James Carville, Nancy Pelosi, John Lewis, Joe Biden, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Charlotte Clinton, DemocRATS 2014, Elizabeth Warren, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, the DemocRAT National Committee, the DemocRAT Senate Campaign Committee, and ISIS.

But that’s not an insult to the intelligence of all those on the Dishonest DemocRATS’ Sucker’s List, since  all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice, just keep sending them money.

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”

Things Have Really Changed Since the First Week in October, 2013…

image010         …when The Blower was wishing everybody a “Happy Partial Shutdown,” because anybody who thought the Federal Government wouldn’t be shutting down on October 1 should’ve had his head examined. The media had only been hyping it for weeks, especially watching all those cheering crowds counting down on Times Square waiting for John Boehner’s balls to drop at midnight.

 Actually it wasn’t a Real Government Shutdown at all. It was more like a “Slimdown,” since only “non-essential” government employees were told not to report to work. And if the White House Chef wasn’t essential, we don’t know who was. Then there were all those DC employees the DemocRAT DC Council deemed “essential,” every last one of them.

The Media narrative had already been chiseled in stone for the October 1 official kickoff of the DemocRATS’ 2014 Campaign, because everybody knew even partial government shutdowns are always Republicans’ fault. DemocRATS are the Party of Big Government. They can never be blamed for hurting something they so clearly worship and adore. And if D-RATS called Republicans liars, hostage-takers, terrorists, and even murderers, nobody in the press would ever worry about how that trash talk cheapened our national discourse, or could perhaps could even lead to violence from people who took Demonic DemocRAT rhetoric a bit too seriously.

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  • FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

        image011Why, it’s none other than Hereditary Patronage County Party Boss Peter Principal, who was forced to lay off his entire Early Voting Staff at his Board of Elections for the whole week when Early Voting was delayed throughout every Middlesex, village, and farm county, and ‘hood in Ohio. 

But at least Ohio Poll Workers will have 28 days of additional part-time employment beginning next week, unlike poll workers in Kentucky, where Bluegrass Bureau Chief reports Ken CamBoo there’s “no early voting.” They only have “Absentee Voting.”  To get an Absentee Ballot, voters have to write or go to the County Clerk’s Office and apply for one. And Applicants must actually state a valid reason, under oath, why they can’t vote on Election Day like everyone else. It’s not like Ohio where anybody can “vote early and often” just because people like Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka, Free-Stuff Dispensing Liberals, Rhyming Reverends, and Union Goons tell you to.

Which is why The Blower is honored to choose Hereditary Patronage County Party Boss Peter Principal to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.

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  • SATURDAY in Official “Yom Kippur” E-dition, The Blower said, “Happy Day of Atonement, Everybody!”

And A Lot of People Need to Atone This Year

            image013Yom Kippur began last night at sundown and today is the most holy day of the year in the Jewish religion. It’s the time each year Jews are supposed to fast for an entire day and ask God to forgive them for all their transgressions during the previous year, especially all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House in 2008 and, would you believe— again in 2012.

          BARACK OBAMA, WARRIOR PRESIDENT, who’s already ruined the country and will still have 839 more days remaining in office unless he’s impeached, will never atone.

         HILLARY CLINTON, who’s still covering up her role in the murder of Ambassador Christopher Stevens, Glen Doherty, Sean Smith and Ty Woods in Benghazi, still hasn’t atoned.

         MUSLIM SYMPATHIZER AWAN AFUQYA, who says the biggest difference between Muslims and Jews is that if Jews don’t like something you said about them, they probably won’t behead you, still hasn’t atoned.

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The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz

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This Week’s Top Items On The Conservative Agenda

  • image015PRESIDENT OBOLA’S CRISIS: CDC: “No Doubt” First U.S. Ebola Case Will Not Spread… Possible Second Case Of Ebola In Dallas… Newsweek Blames Ebola Outbreak On “Climate Change”… CNN: Ambulance Used To Transport Ebola Patient Was In Use For Two Days After He Was Transported To Hospital… CBS Medical Correspondent: “Climate Change” Partially To Blame Ebola And Enterovirus Breakouts… Unreal: White House Says No Travel Restrictions On Countries With Ebola Outbreaks… Health Officials Monitoring “About 80 People” In Dallas For Ebola – Update: Search Widens To 100 People Possibly Exposed… Smartest Man Ever Can’t Pronounce Ebola Correctly, Calls It “Eboli”…Liberia Plans to Prosecute Man Who Brought Ebola to US… New Fears Terrorists Will Take Over Ebola Ravaged Countries, Plot Attacks On U.S… CDC Chief: Banning Travel From Ebola-Hit Countries Would Be “Wrong”… American NBC News Freelancer Tests Positive For Ebola In Liberia Flashback 2010: Obama Scrapped Critical Quarantine Regulations To Stop Spread Of Disease Into U.S. CDC Issued Ebola Guidelines For Funeral Homes When Obama Regime Was Saying Ebola Was No Danger, “Unlikely To Come Here” Ebola Expert Tells CNN We Can’t Ban Flights From Liberia Because Of Slavery… Liberian Man Knew He Had Ebola, Came To U.S. For Treatment… Uneven And Flawed Response To First Ebola Case Leaves More Exposed… EBOLA: CDC Has Not Contacted Second Family In Ebola ‘Quarantine’ In 24 Hours, They’re Now Showing Signs Of Illness …Hacks At MSNBC Point Finger At NRA For ‘Making The Ebola Crisis Worse’… Hazmat Teams Finally Show Up At Dallas Apartment, Five Days After Ebola Victim Was Taken To Hospital; Chris Matthews Vs. Ezekiel Emanuel On Ebola: “Obama Said It’s Unlikely. It Has Happened. It Is Here”; U.S. Health Officials See Texas Ebola Case As Success Story?
  • ISIS IN AMERICA: Father Of ISIS Jihadi Running Their Sophisticated Social Media Program Is President Of Islamic Elementary School In Mass… Oklahoma Beheader Asks For A Muslim Lawyer… Mosque Attended By Oklahoma Beheader Encouraged Jihad Against Non-Muslims…. Moonbat College Students Sign Petition To Support ISIS… Video: ISIS Cleric Gives Lesson On How To Behead Infidels… Investigation Uncovers Dozens Of Americans Openly Support ISIS And Follow The Same Radical Michigan Cleric… OK Nursing Home Worker Who Claims He Was Joking About Beheading Charged Under Terrorism Act
  • POLLING FOR TROLLS: Americans Think Eric Holder Has Been Driven More By Politics Than Justice By 47%-28% Margin… Only 24% Say They Are Better Off Since Obama Took Office…
  • HAPPY JEWISH NEW YEAR: Peace-Loving Palestinians Hurl Rocks At Jewish Day Care For Infants… Netanyahu Call Out Obama During WH Visit: “I Fervently Hope” Iran Will Not Get Nukes “Under Your Leadership”… Obama Tells Netanyahu Where Jews Can Live In Jerusalem… Groan: Sweden Officially Recognizes State Of “Palestine,” First Major European Country To Do So… Josh Earnest Uses Look At The Squirrel Tactic To Derail Netanyahu’s Message On A Nuclear Iran
  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY FAILURES: Obama Cancels Trip To Mecca After Islamic Clerics Forbid Selfies During Hajj… Argentina’s President Says America Tried To Assassinate Her
  • OBAMA’S SECRET SERVICE: Secret Service Director Resigns …Man With Gun Allowed Feet From POTUS… Fired Secret Service Director’s Strategy: Run The Agency Like Disney World… Another Security Breach: Bogus Congressman Made It Backstage At Obama Event…
  • OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE IN CHAOS: Barack Obama Wishes Jimmy Carter A Happy Birthday With A Picture Of . . . Barack Obama… Another Gaffe: Obama Calls Holder’s Doctor Wife An “Obi Gynee”… As The Obama Administration Crashes And Burns, Insiders Begin To Blame Valerie Jarrett…
  • OBAMA’S ECONOMY: The Good: Unemployment Rate Falls To 5.9% – The Bad: Because 315K Workers Dropped Out Of Workforce… Record 55 Million Women Not Participating in Labor Force…
  • OBAMA’S FIRST LADY: Queen Michelle Forbids Reporter From Talking To Crowd At Campaign Event… Mooch Tells The Lobotomized Obamabots Barack Could Be Impeached If Evil GOP Monsters Win Senate… Mooch’s “Healthy” Lunch Rules Add $1.22 Billion In New Costs…
  • BIDEN’S BLUNDERS: “It’s A Bitch” Being Vice President… Biden: America “Faces No Existential Threat” From Islamic Terrorism… “Biden: We Must Pass Amnesty To Show Latin America That “We Have Changed”… Biden Talks About Hanging With His Homegirls In “The Hood”… World Is Literally Fraying At The Seams”… Biden Overestimates Number Killed In Joplin Missouri Tornado By 160,839
  • VETERANS UPDATE: Great News: VA Only Has One Ethics Official For Every 18,674 Employees…
  • OBAMA’S RACIAL RACKETEERING:… Amazon Prime Warns Users Classic Tom And Jerry Cartoons Are Racist… Farrakhan: Whites Invented Ebola To Kill Blacks …Vinnie Sheheen Candidate For SC Governor Says Confederate Flag Should No Longer Fly At SC State House…Slate Race Baiter Defends Ebonics, Thinks It Should Be Taught In Schools… Ferguson Preparing For More Race Riots If Officer Isn’t Indicted Over Mike Brown Shooting… Lanny Davis Calls Eric Holder “One Of History’s Great Justice Leaders”…
  • OBAMA’S LEADERSHIP: Too Classy: Bush Given Prime Opportunity To Hammer Obama, Declines Saying He’s “Not Going To Second Guess The President”…
    Obama Fires Heat-Seeking Missiles At Vulnerable Midterm Dems: “My Policies Are On The Ballot, Every Single One Of Them”…
  • OBAMA’S MEDIA MENDACITY White House To Media: Sit Down And Don’t Interview… Obama Attacks Fox News For Being Anti-Freedom… Piers Morgan: Obama Needs To Get Off The Damn Golf Course… Obligatory Al Sharpton Celebrates ‘National Breast Awareness Month’ Post…
  • FANATICAL FEMINISTS: Male Feminist Loses It After Secret Service Chief Julia Pierson Resigns… Lena Dunham Claims She Was Raped By A “Campus Republican” At Oberlin…
  • DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: HUD Official Pleads Guilty To Stealing $843,000 In Taxpayer Funds… NYC Dem Assemblyman Hit With Federal And State Corruption Indictments
  • BARACK OBAMA, WARRIOR PRESIDENT: 9,862 Aliens From Terror-Linked States Apprehended in FY13… Thanks Obama! Russia Now Has More Deployed Nuclear Warheads Than America For First Time… Boko Haram Leader Appears In New Video Mocking Nigerian Govt For Claiming They Killed Them… Filipino Al-Qaeda Group Threatens To Behead German Hostage Unless Germany Stops Supporting ISIS Airstrikes… ISIS Seizes Another Iraqi City, Captures A “Battalion Of Tanks”… Government Considers Using Extra Nuclear Warheads To Target Asteroids New Zealand Islamic Leaders Warn Government Not To Send SAS Troops To Fight ISIS Or Muslims In NZ Might Start Blowing Things Up… ISIS Fighters Have Key Kurdish Town Completely Surrounded… White House Asked If They Will Help U.S. Marine Rotting In Mexican Prison: Nope… Army Warns U.S. Military Personnel On ISIS Threats To Their Family Members…Released Purporting To Show ISIS Beheading Of British Hostage Alan Henning…Update: American Aid Worker Threatened Next
  • AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRAT VOTERS: Obama Regime Spends $4 Million On Lawyers For Illegal Immigrant Minors… Steny Hoyer On Surge Of Illegals: The U.S. Does Not Have A “Border Security Issue,” We Have A “Much More Secure Border”… Cranky Nancy Pelosi Scolds Reporter For Using Term “Illegal Aliens”… Judicial Watch Sues DHS For Information Surrounding Release of 36,000 Criminal Aliens… Obama Brags To Hispanic Caucus That He “Rode Over” From White House With Two Illegal Immigrants… Obama Tells Teenage Moms: You May Be Raising “The Next President”… Proposed Bill In NYC To Not Turn Over Violent Criminal Illegal Aliens To Feds… Immigrants, Kicked Off Obamacare For Not Proving Legal Status, Are Now Suing
  • SUPPORTING SODOMY RITES: Arizona High School Won’t Allow Lesbian Girls To Run For Homecoming “Queen And Queen”… Standard Outrage Ensues… Racist Lesbians Sue Sperm Bank Over Delivery Of The Wrong Sperm House Dems Want FCC To Unblock Gay, Transgender Websites At Public Schools And Libraries… Harvard Divinity School Introduces ‘All Gender’ Restroom…
  • GLOBAL WARMING: Social Scientists Say They Have Discovered A Way To Brainwash Conservatives Into Believing Global Warming Is Real… It’s Official: Lack Of Global Warming Extends To Over 18 years…
  • G-UNCONTROL: California Dem Gov. Signs Bill Allowing Authorities To Confiscate Guns If Family Members Report Danger… Anti-Gun Group Blames NRA For Spread Of Ebola… company
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE: Vermont Dem Governor: “We Are Blessed” To Have Planned Parenthood In Our State…
  • LIBERAL BRAINWASHING IN SCHOOLS: Wyoming Elementary School Bans Five And Six-Year Olds From Speaking English… ACLU Joins Teachers And Students In Colorado Protests Over School District’s New Pro-American Curriculum… MoveOn Joins Fight Against Colorado School District’s Pro-American Curriculum
  • MAKING SURE NOT TO HURT THE FEELINGS OF ALL THOSE MURDERING MUSLIM BASTARDS: U.N. Human Rights Chief Say ISIS Is Un-Islamic… OK High School Parents Speak Out After Trespassing Incident By Arab Man
  • OTHER LIBERAL AGENDA ITEMS WE’RE FOLLOWING ON WEASEL ZIPPERS INCLUDE: PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money

TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD

Fox News’ Jessee Watters has done it again. In his effort to expose the “thinking” on the left, Watters wanted to see what liberals think of the terror group ISIS and what he found at an ACLU conference is shocking for its ignorance and hatefulness.

The Feck Stops Here

  • image018This Week, our Feckless Fishwrappers really outdid themselves celebrating the with a political correct puff piece about Cincinnati’s latest Black Police Chief when they claimed Jeffrey Blackwell had “left his mark on the City.” Blackwell is shown here wearing his “Official Cincinnati Police Chief Hat,” available this Halloween at Cappel’s.

But did they forget to report that CPD is in absolute chaos at the highest levels of the organization? Chief Blackwell believes he’s being intentionally undermined by all three of the Assistant Chiefs, who are trying to make him look ineffective (they don’t have to try very hard). Meanwhile, our dishonest and untrustworthy FOP President, Kathy Harrell, has been complaining to those who will listen at City Hall about Blackwell’s lack of leadership while the Sentinels believe Blackwell is not doing enough for black officers – go figure! Consequently, the City Manager has scheduled meetings with all police command staff members (captain and above) on an individual basis, to try to determine the validity of complaints and rumors about Blackwell’s ineffectiveness as chief. Individual meetings have been arranged to maintain anonymity about what is being reported by the individual command officers.

Rumor has it that Blackwell was going to be personally confronted about the allegations but, no one can find him. Perhaps they should try looking in Columbus, at and around his residence.

Wait till ISIS zealots use that list to eliminate those they believe to be the most degraded part of humanity! No Christian or Jew would ever demand gay registration, they know the consequences all to well – and yet they have done it to themselves!

But The Fishwrap’s recent puff piece on Sodomy Rites in Cincinnati proved: If you go far enough Left, it doesn’t become the Right, it becomes totalitarian!

The pro-gay agenda is getting pretty odd these days. They even have public lists to state who gays are and who their partners are – (for now). Chris Squealback stated, “We are tho Proud to provide a litht of domestic partners!”

Mayor Cranley piped up with, “We are so Proud to have acquiesced to 100% of the Gay Activists demands by creating a gay activists list!”

“In Mother Russia, we put Gays on lists as well!” —”A Real” President Vlad Putin

“In our country we put together lists of Gays and their partners all the time!” —Achmed Adinajab

“And those lists are open to public request, right?” — Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya

“Ever wonder why we don’t want to be on lists?” —The NRA

“(Gay) Pride cometh before the fall,” ominously stated Phil Burrass

  • And when “The Windbag” was set up by Chrissie Thompson from The Fishwrap and asked about women’s rights to their own bodies, how did his answer to consider tests for pap smears, mammograms, and access to doctors somehow turn in to a flip in his Pro-Life position on Abortion? It seems the local Right to Life chapter President must have either forgotten about Winburn’s history of pro-life bills and resolutions during the 90s and early 2000s, or he was in the tank for Winburn’s opponent, Tracie Hunter’s new beau: Cecil “the Waffle” Thomas. Which is it?
  • Finally, Our Clermont Crusader wonders why State-reptile John Becker is the only guy with the balls to stand up to activist and pervert perpetrating federal judges. [READ MORE HERE IN THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH]

image046Remember what The Fishwrap always says: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Diversity.”

Forrest Gump Schools October Surprise #1

image022Isn’t the Forrest Gump School District violating Ohio campaign finance laws by using district resources to promote their tax levy? Doesn’t Ohio campaign finance law say boards of education are prohibited from using “public funds to support or oppose the passage of a school levy or bond issue or to compensate any school district employee for time spent on any activity intended to influence the outcome of a school levy or bond issue election?” Anyone notice the superintendent and district publicity director going out to pressure other district employees to openly support the building plan? Pressuring individual schools for campaign funds? Attempting to use district letterhead stationery and postage? Aren’t there front office employees out promoting the plan to groups of parents and voters? Does the school board think it’s invisible that some district employees are working almost full time to influence the outcome of the ballot issue? Anyone hear them instructing people to look for information on the website, which when visited cheerily asks them to “Join the Transformation!?” Isn’t that website developed, maintained, and paid for with public funds? Anyone notice that some of the information has been doctored because it originally (and honestly) contained material that would argue against this plan being good for the district? To be continued…

Bluegrass Bewilderment

image024Today, Political Analysis’s all over Kentucky are scratching their heads, asking how many of Alison Wondergams Grimes’ Campaign’s $5 donations it took to pay for all those network commercials during Saturday’s “Ohio State” football game? The Blower didn’t know so many Kentucky voters wanted to watch the Buckeyes rout the Maryland Terrapins 52-24.

Whistleblower Guest Column and Election Letter Policy

image026Here are The Blower’s guidelines for elections-related guest columns and letters to the editor. Columns must be no more than 100 words, but letters may be up to 57 words. All letters and columns are subject to extreme editing. Columns must include a color nude photo (jpg format) and a complete background check of the author. For levies and ballot issues, we will run one column opposed to the issue and one column against. Columns should be from official anti-levy groups.

More Politics Unusual

  • image027OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Conan O’Brien’s “The head of the Secret Service, Julia Pierson, resigned yesterday. We found out that she once worked at Disney World. She said she preferred working at the White House because people didn’t have to wait in line to get in.”
  • image029LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #276 is to quote Thomas Sowell: “Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it.”
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says, what did Shakespeare’s Macbeth say of life? “It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” He might just as well have been talking about politics in America today. Remember the partial shutdown of the federal government last October and all the pronouncements of doom and gloom? The number of voters who said the country was heading in the right direction fell to a five-year low of 13%, and many in Congress feared for their political careers. Guess what? A year later, 82% say the shutdown has had little, if any, impact on them personally.
  • image030IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “DemocRAT Voter Fraud Delayed,” Patronage County Commissioners were talking about how there was no more “Golden Week” for Dumbed Down DemocRATS,” after Ohio appealed a Liberal Doofus Federal Judge’s order in Columbus to the U.S. Supreme Court, and SOTUS returned the start of Early Voting in Ohio to the date provided by the duly elected General Assembly. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1947 the first presidential address was televised from the White House, and unlike Obama’s Daily Diatribes.
  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose one of Obama’s all time classics: “Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.”
  • image032MORE POLITICAL POETRY: It’s almost time for our Autumnal Equinox, and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.

Congressional Criminals
Congress is composed of silly fools
But let me tell you, Honey.
The one thing they’re expert at
Is taking all your money.

  • image034THE MUCK STOPS HERE: With Ohio still appealing Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns the Muck will still be flying during only 30 more days until the 2014 Midterm Election.
  • image036SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible.  [READ MORE HERE]
  • image038THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, but according to Zero Hedge, while by now everyone should know the answer, for those curious why the US unemployment rate just slid once more to a meager 5.9%, the lowest point since the summer of 2008, the answer is the same one we have shown every month since 2010: the collapse in the labor force participation rate, which in September slid from an already three decade low 62.8% to 62.7% – the lowest in over 36 years, matching the February 1978 lows. And while according to the Household Survey, 232,000 people found jobs, what is more disturbing is that the people not in the labor force, rose to a new record high, increasing by 315,000 to 92.6 million!

Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.

  • image038FINALLY AT SATURDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why he was there eating a ham sandwich just like everybody else, not fasting or attending religious services on Yom Kippur, the Jewish Day of Atonement, especially since esteemed pollster Fritz Wenzell, president of Wenzel Strategies, had once called Kane a “part-time rabbinic scholar” when Fritz was but a mere political columnist for the Toledo Blade, lo those many years ago.
    “Two reasons,” Kane explained. “It’s not like we’re in the Army anymore, when we’d tell people we’re Jewish just to get out work, and maybe I didn’t think I had anything to atone for.”

IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?

image039Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.

This week we’re featuring Butch LaDeux, a very troubled 11-year-old second-grader who was not doing well in school, even by the Forrest Gump School District’s standards. The truth is, Butch is illiterate, and he always tries to cover up his feelings of inferiority by punching little kids in the stomach and stealing their lunch money. For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department

AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

  • image041Monday (October 6) we’ll be looking for some Historical Perspective,” while we’re continuing to count down the 837 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
  • Tuesday (October 7) we’ll see if the local League of Women Vipers signs the Whistleblower Pledge to allow the audience to say the Pledge of Allegiance when Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn gives her opening remarks on October 7 at the Campaign Forum between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent at the Anderson Center, still hasn’t atoned.
  • Wednesday (October 8) we’ll be taking part in “American Touch Tag Day” just to see we’ll see if our playmates will really file sexual harassment complaints.
  • Thursday (October 9) we’ll be surely be celebrating “Seafood Month” by finding out if Red Lobster really means it when they offer all the shrimp you can eat.
  • The first line of Friday’s (October 10) limerick is: “When the media takes a News Poll.”
  • And Saturday (October 11) we’ll be wondering how we could ever find a way to celebrate National Sarcasm Month.

image046Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Derided DemocRAT Attorney General Candidate David Pepper whose political history in Cincinnati contains many interesting antidotes, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.

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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.

Whistleblower Video of the Day

A BEHEADING IN OKLAHOMA

image045(Sent in by the Ben Shapiro’s Truth Revolt, showing us it was not just a “workplace incident.” The brutal beheading of an American woman by a radicalized Muslim is just the latest in a series of un- or under-reported atrocities deemed unfit for the American people by the Mainstream Media. In this horrifying analysis, Bill Whittle describes the events in Oklahoma and discusses WHY the Leftist Media doesn’t want stories like this being told.

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