Wednesday, October 1, 2014
COCKAMAMIE CAMPAIGN COUNTDOWNS
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says all day yesterday on the front of The Whistleblower-Newswire Web Page, we were counting down the hours, minutes, and seconds until the critical end-of-quarter fundraising deadline at Midnight on September 30 for Alison Wondergams Grimes’s Senate Campaign. That deadline must have been really important, or why else would they have sent 37 e-mails as reminders, groveling for yet $5 donation to combat the $200 million being spent by Mitch McConnell’s billionaire buddies.
So far this week we’ve also received over-the-top fund-raising e-mails from the likes of Harry Reid, James Carville, Nancy Pelosi, John Lewis, Joe Biden, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Charlotte Clinton, DemocRATS 2014, Elizabeth Warren, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, the DemocRAT National Committee, the DemocRAT Senate Campaign Committee, and ISIS.
But that’s not an insult to the intelligence of all those on the Dishonest DemocRATS’ Sucker’s List, since all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice, just keep sending them money.
LIBERALS LAMENT: But one thing that really has Downtown DemocRATS in a panic this week. Ohio had appealed a Liberal Doofus Federal Judge’s order in Columbus to the U.S. Supreme Court, and SOTUS delayed the start of early voting in Ohio Monday, a day before it was scheduled to begin for Early DemocRAT Voter Frauders and The Blower had to stop counting down the days, hours, and minutes until voting officially began Tuesday morning at the Hamilton County Board of Elections. SOTUS unanimously agreed not to read a single comment from those legal experts offering their worthless legal opinions to the coverage in The Fishwrap.
Ken CamBoo says there’s “no early voting” in Kentucky. We only have absentee voting. To get an absentee ballot, voters have to write or go to the County Clerk’s Office and apply for one. Applicants must state a valid reason, under oath, why they can’t vote on Election Day like everyone else. It’s not like Ohio where you can go “vote early and often” just because Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka, Free-Stuff Dispensing Liberals, Rhyming Reverends, and Union Goons told you to.
- LIARS IN LIMBO: We’re still waiting for word on Ohio’s appeal of Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, but Finney’s Fibbers will still be telling the same lies 24/7 during the next 34 days until the 2014 Midterm Elections. Ken CamBoo says there’s never been a limit on political lies in Kentucky. It’s just “Politics as Usual.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says Jimmy Carter was born on this date in 1924. OK, all you Failed Cincinnati Public Schools, how old does that make him?- AND OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Jimmy’s “I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.” And you thought we were going to compare the Second Worst President in U.S. History with Obama.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says what we will compare is the latest 26% approval rating for Obama’s Resigning-in-Disgrace Attorney General Eric Holder: it’s even lower than Obama’s.
- TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Washington Post Columnist Eugene Robinson for the lamest excuse of the day for Obama’s ISIS Failure: “There are just too many things in the Presidential Daily Intelligence Briefing.” No wonder Obama’s missed more than half of his daily briefings during his second term. What Intel Meetings? Obama has spent nearly 800 hours golfing.
HOWEVER, IN TODAY’S SATIRE REPORT FROM OUR RETIRED TEXAS VET, Obama clarified his accusation that DNI James Clapper was the cause of the intelligence failure about ISIL. Obama claimed that, in the short term, Clapper was at fault for general incompetence but that Congress was ultimately responsible because they confirmed him for the position. Clapper could not have performed his job with criminal negligence had he not been confirmed for the job by Congress.
Obama stated that Congress has a history of confirming total incompetents after which he has had to work with them in his administration. Who can forget “Turbo Tax Timmy”, or Hillary “Benghazi” Clinton, or “Stuck On Stupid” SOS John Kerry-Heinz, and the list goes on and on. Confirmation of secretaries, bureau heads, agency heads and other officers of the US is one of the Senate’s most important functions and they have failed miserably.
“After a hard day at the golf course, an hour or two of listening to Valarie Jarrett b!tch about this or that, signing a few executive orders; and then, when I turn on the TV and grab a beer to relax. I find out about another scandal or total screw up by one of these Senate confirmees.”
“I know Harry Reid is a bit senile but he is going to have to get on the ball over there in the Senate before this administration is completely overrun with confirmed incompetents.”
BLACKOUT BANNED: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Reporter Andy FurBall says on Tuesday, the Federal Communications Commission voted unanimously to kill off its four-decade-old sports blackout rules over the fierce objections of Millionaire Mike Brown and the other Greedy Owners of the National Football League. That means you’ll be able to see the Bungals go 16-0 during the regular season before losing the first playoff game. And yes, the League really did apologize Monday night after Liberals went bonkers when a Chiefs player was penalized for his post-touchdown Muslim prayer.[READ MORE HERE]
PROTEST PLANNED: TEA Party Township Trustee Andy Pappas says Patriots plan to picket the League of Women Vipers Candidates Forum scheduled for October 7 between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent wearing a goofy bow tie at the Anderson Center if Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn bans the Pledge of Allegiance. Here’s what happened when the Moderator banned the Pledge at an Illinois debate after Moderator Kathy Tate-Bradish refused to allow the Pledge of Allegiance to be said. The crowd stood up and said it anyway. She then told the crowd that they needed to respect her. You can see that event live next Tuesday on Anderson Community Cable TV, that’s if you’re a Warner Cable Subscribers paying that exorbitant Franchise Fee the Township has been skimming for years.
WHISTLEBLOWER 2014 FALL INTERNS Josie, Zach, Bryan, and Mitchell say 23 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, in Issue # 70 published on October 1, 1991 Edition’s our “Another Exclusive Whistleblower Report” exposed then Hamilton County Party Boss Clean Gene Ruehlmann’s “secret plan” to elect Republicans at Cincinnati City Hall.- SILLY SIGN WAVERS: Loony Libertarian Jim Berns says that Anti-Semite NoKY Senate Candidate nobody ever heard of waving a “With Jews We Lose” sign in Florence is giving goofy guys who wave signs on street corners a bad name. Monday, Berns waved “The Windbag’s” State Senate sign and Jerome Johnson waved a “Honk If You Like Honkies” sign at Vine and Galbraith in Hartwell and neither one of them got a nickel’s worth of news coverage.
- DUPLICITOUS DemocRATS: Ohio First District Conservative Congressman Steve Chabothead’s Dumbed Down DemocRAT Opponent Fred Kundrata says he’d increase spending on education and other programs, strengthen ObamaCare, and preserve abortion rights for baby killers. No wonder Kundrata only got 3% of the vote as a Republican in Ohio’s Second District when he ran against “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup in 2012.
COPS MAKING MISTAKES: Cincinnati police officer Kevin Jones was suspended without pay and could face more than 11 years behind bars if he’s convicted on assault and weapons charges Monday for the role he allegedly played in a fight outside Dynasty’s Lounge in Mount Airy earlier this month. Perhaps FOP president Kathy Harrell will be able to speak passionately about the “mistakes” officers make because they’re humans too, just like Chief Blackwell says, i.e. theft, receiving stolen property, and perjury. Can’t we all just get along?
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that poor deranged woman in Indian Hill suing her Realtors because she claims they didn’t tell her she’d be moving next door to a convicted criminal. “I can’t understand it,” Kane explained. “My Republican neighbor with Williams and Mezher signs on one side of me and the DemocRAT with Branch and Traci Hunter Defense Fund signs on the other side, both told their Realtors they were glad they moved into their homes in Anderson just to be near me.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Nosy Neighbors.
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Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) showed no mercy to Secret Service Director Julia Pierson during a House Oversight Committee hearing Tuesday regarding the unraveling failures of the Secret Service in protecting the president and the White House.
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