Friday, August 29, 2014
Time Flies When You’re Having Fun
Hurley the Historian says it really doesn’t seem like an entire year since The Blower began its Guest Editor Program on Friday’s, but sure enough, on Friday, August 30, 2013, we introduced “JayWalking Joe” Deters, who suddenly had a lot more free time ever since he’d thrown up his hands in disgust and refused to have his Hamilton County Prosecutors Office continue to attempt to defend Dingbat DemocRAT Judge Tracie Hunter’s Judicial Circus.
And because our Hamilton County Prosecutor swore under penalty of perjury that “nothing racist had ever been implied” during the telling of jokes whenever The Old JayWalker had lunch with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, The Blower, where also, nothing politically incorrect has ever been implied, is once again pleased to permit the Old JayWalker to chose three racial-healing items plus a racial-healing quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists.
- “A TALE OF TWO FUNERALS” by Charles Dickens
By all accounts, Harold was a bright child. He grew up in America. He went to school and had a bright future ahead of him. Harold’s full life was cut short in a violent moment. While few people had ever heard of Harold before his death, many did afterwards. And in death, something shocking happened. What was so shocking, especially when it is compared to the death of someone else recently in the news? Harold is Harold Greene, Major General United States Army.
On August 5, General Greene was killed by a Taliban terrorist. He was returned to America with full military honors. It has been a tradition that the President attends the funeral of flag officers killed in the line of duty. Richard Nixon attended the funeral of a Major General killed in Vietnam and George W. Bush attended the funeral of Lieutenant General Timothy Maude, who was killed in the 9/11 attacks.
While Major General Greene was buried, Obama was golfing. The Vice President wasn’t there either. Neither was the Secretary of Defense. Flags were not even lowered to half staff. Four days after Harold Greene gave his life for America, Michael Brown was killed in Ferguson Missouri. It is safe to say, Brown was at best a thug. The media has repeatedly shown photos of Brown flashing gang signs. Some media outlets have even associated him with a specific gang. In the minutes before his death, Brown committed a robbery at a local convenience store. According to other reports, Brown struck Officer Darren Wilson and shattered his eye socket.
Obama sent a three-person delegation to Michael Brown’s funeral. Obama would not attend the funeral of the highest ranking military officer killed in the line of duty since 9/11, yet he will send a delegation to the funeral of a thug. When Margaret Thatcher, one of America’s staunchest allies and Ronald Reagan’s partner in bringing down Soviet communism died, Obama sent only a small low-level delegation to her funeral. The snub was not missed by the British, nor was the return of the bronze Churchill bust that had occupied a place of honor in the Oval Office until the day Obama was sworn in.
When Chris Kyle, the most lethal American sniper in history was murdered, there was no expression of sympathy from the White House. There was no White House delegation at his funeral. American heroes die and Obama goes golfing again. A thug dies and he gets a White House delegation. No wonder real Americans hold Obama in contempt.
- “RACIAL BIAS UPDATE” from John Birch
Does anyone remember Detective Melvin Santiago? He was a Jersey City police officer who was shot to death just over a month ago, on July 13. Santiago was white. His killer, Lawrence Campbell, was black. Does anyone recall Obama appearing before national television and calling for justice for Officer Santiago’s family? Does anyone recall Eric Holder rushing to Jersey City to see that justice was done?
How about Officer Jeffrey Westerfield. He was a Gary, Indiana police officer who was shot to death last month on July 6. Westerfield was white. His killer, Carl LeEllis Blount, Jr. was black. Where was Obama? Where was Holder?
Or Officer Perry Renn? He was an Indianapolis, Indiana police officer who was shot to death on July 5, the day before Officer Westerfield was killed. Officer Renn was white. His killer, Major Davis, was black. I don’t recall any mention by Obama about the untimely death of Officer Renn. Eric Holder didn’t rush to Indianapolis either to make sure justice was done.
Vermillion Parish Deputy Sheriff Allen Bares was gunned down by two men just last June 23 in Louisiana. Deputy Bares was white. His two killers, Quintlan Richard and Baylon Taylor, were black. Was Obama outraged? Did Eric Holder rush to Louisiana to make sure that the family of Deputy Bares found justice?
In Texas, Detective Charles Dinwiddie of the Killeen Police Department was murdered by Marvin Lewis Guy, a black male. Officer Dinwiddie was white. This happened on May 11, just over three months ago. I don’t even recall seeing anything about that on the news. Certainly, the white citizens in Killeen didn’t take to the streets to loot and burn businesses. Again, I don’t recall any mention by Obama or Holder.
Then, there is Officer Kevin Jordan of the Griffin, Georgia Police Department. He was gunned down just three months ago on May 31. Officer Jordan was black. His killer, Michael Bowman, was white. This was a white man murdering a black police officer. Where was Jesse Jackson? Where was “The Reverend” Al Sharpton? Was there looting and burning on the streets of Griffin, Georgia? No. In fact, I don’t recall hearing about this one in the news, as well. Why?
- “EIGHT MAGIC WORDS”…by Rufus Redneck
I am going to reveal to you eight magic words.
With these words you will have a new understanding of issues you have contemplated at length.
If these words were spoken years ago, we would have entirely different influences in music and movies, and language.
If these words were spoken years ago, we would have a much smaller national deficit.
If these words were spoken years ago, we would have far less turmoil in America.
If these words were spoken years ago, we would have all of our great cities prospering as well as the small towns.
If these words were spoken years ago, we would have far less violence and have far less need for gun control.
Ready?
“We should have picked our own damn cotton.”
- AND A QUICKIE By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
In the USA Today story Tuesday, titled, “Firsthand fear, awe on Ferguson streets,” reporter Yamiche Alcindor wrote, “There was the friendly looter who, after allowing me to film him carrying off large bottles of liquor, asked me a question that caught me off-guard: ‘Got all you need, ma’am?”
Just curious, but is “friendly looter” an oxymoron?
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
Stories We’reWorking On
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- Obama On ISIS: “We Don’t Have A Strategy Yet”
- Unions to attack GOP on Labor Day
- Both Reds and Bungals mathematically eliminated for 2014
- Magoghany’s Still Closed
- Lincoln Heights Cop Indicted for Stealing $10
- Kentucky Lawmakers Don’t Care About Brent Spence Bridge
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said people would be spending the Union Day weekend:
(A) Honoring American workers: 2%
(B) Sitting in traffic: 2%
(C) Looking for full-time jobs: 2%
(D) Getting another day off with pay: 94%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” WINNER is Obama’s EPA Chief Gina McCarthy, who says, “The Environmental Protection Agency’s proposed global warming regulations aren’t just about stemming global temperature rises, they are also about “justice” for “communities of color.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Doomed DemoCRAT Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald’s political director — Chip Shannon, a veteran of Obama’s big 2012 win.
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
DemocRAT Delusions
This week, everybody who remembered how much good it did for Ohio’s Former Dumpy DemocRAT Now-First District Congressman Steve Drinkhaus when Obama had to waste a holiday by flying in to appear at that Crappy Union Day event at Coney Island in 2009, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is former local AFL-CIO Union Goon Rad Danford, who says he’s still proud of CODE’s Diana Frey and the FOP’s Kathy Harrell for the honesty and integrity they’ve shown representing their union brothers and sisters over the years, along with the Distinguished DemocRATS on City Clown-cil who still haven’t figured out how to fund all those union pensions at America’s Worst Run City, especially after they spent all that money on their stupid Trolley Folly that has yet to carry a single passenger a single foot.
Rad wins gift cards from Wal-Mart and Biggs, where he can save money on all that non-union made merchandise; a personal ObamaCare Exeption, and free parking at the Crappy Union Day event at Coney Island with no big name political speakers since Obama would much rather be spending Labor Day golfing and at a $32,400-per-plate Hollywood fund-raiser hanging out with Union goons where AFL-CIO Chief Richard Trumka now admits Unions made some mistakes writing ObamaCare and bankrupting their employers with their unending and unsustainable demands. His winning limerick is:
Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day:
The fact ObamaCare has not yet come our way.
We voted for Obama,
Now we’ll have a big trauma
And for sure, it’ll be a lot more to pay.
And from the Anderson Laureate, who says “I’m sure glad I don’t live in Cincinnati.”
Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day,
We’ll be looking for jobs with high pay!
Because during Obama’s Recovery,
We made a discovery:
It’s strictly part time work and low wages today.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“When you watch the Bungals this year”
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