Monday, August 25, 2014
What Ordinary Americans Think About America’s Future
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports only 24% of Likely U.S. Voters say the country is heading in the right direction. This finding is down three points from 27% the week before. And just thing how must lower the nation’s optimism might during the 878 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining for the duration of the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
That’s why The Whistleblower rounded up some of our usual suspects. We found them still praying for jobs at a candle-light vigil around the Peace Pole in Anderson Township Sunday morning. We just had to find out how many of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, thought America was still on the right track under the Obama Administration.
Mama Maruska, Retired Homemaker: Tell Obama and both Houses of Congress things have gotten so bad, my children have been out of work for the past six years. They’ve all moved back home with me along with the grandchildren, and not one of those ingrates is even willing to clean up his own room.
Porky Dorkman, Student: My teacher (who belongs to the union) said everybody in the class had to go home and tell our parents to call their Republican Members of Congress and demand they tell GOP Speaker of the House John Boehner to pass Amnesty so DemocRATS will have more voters in the future.
Marlene Mandible, Totally Unemployable: I hope those mean-spirited Republicans in Congress forget about “Defunding ObamaCare,” because the Ladies on “The View” say DemocRAT Senate Leader Harry Reid will be forced to shut down the government so our Obama Supporters in the Press can blame it on the Republicans.
Norma Rashid, Former TV5 Anchorwoman: If Republicans in Congress would only forget to investigate all of Obama’s many scandals, I could just sit home alone still waiting for Charlie to call, except every time the phone rings it’s just another recorded message from Michelle or some other DemocRAT celebrity telling me not to forget to vote for Alison Wondergam Grimes in Kentucky’s U.S. Senate Race in only 71 more days.
Linda Libel, Gossip Columnist: If Phil Bur-ass and Citizens for Community Values would only forget about their obsession against “Sodomy Rites,” The Blower would find more space to publish more of what we’re hearing about Cincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini’s son Robert and daughter-in-law Deanna, who appeared in court last week after being arrested on charges of Domestic Violence for getting into a fight with each other in front of their children.
Jack Mehoff, Used Solar Panel Salesman: If Obama would only forget about reviewing programs that equip local police departments with military gear from the Pentagon, some of our smaller local communities would be well enough equipped to enforce their laws.
Suzie Soccermom, TEA Party Princess: If Republicans in Congress would only forget about “Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder’s Racial Profiling,” I could try to get a ride so I could attend that all-important sign-waving “Impeach Obama Now/ No Amnesty” street protest near the State Capitol building in Columbus next Saturday.
Reverum Calhoun, Minister: If Racist Republicans in Congress would only forget about “Impeaching Obama,” we could all be watching to see if Obama and Reverend Al Sharpton invoke the names of Michael Brown and Trayvon Martin on the 51st Anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King’s Speech on Thursday, especially since another racist white cop murdered another innocent Black yoof in Ferguson, Missouri.
Leroy Williams, Street Corner Pharmacist: If Obama and Both Houses of Congress would only forget about “The War on Drugs,” we could all get behind candidates like Loony Libertarian Jim Berns, who pandered to black weed smokers during his “Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell Ad” on Da Buzz.
Awan Afuqya, Muslim Sympathizer: If Republicans in Congress would only forget about Obama’s support for Terrorist Organizations, we could promise not to hurt the feelings of all those Murdering Muslims Who Want to Destroy America on September 11 which just happens to be the 13th anniversary of those Radical Islamists’ attack on America that claimed 2,996 lives.
Emily Frump, Retired City Employee: If Republicans in Congress would only stop worrying about how much time Obama spends playing golf on vacation and flying to fund-raisers, and The Fishwrap would stop worrying about covering every item on The Liberal Agenda, maybe our Extreme Liberal City Clown-cil would stop wasting millions on that stupid streetcar and do something start worrying about my pension plan.
Bunky Tadwell, The Bard of Cleves: How’s this for my poem today?
If Republicans in Congress would only stop worrying about Balancing the Budget,
Over-taxed payers will be even deeper in debt.
And now that Obama’s in his sixth year,
You still ain’t seen nothing yet.
Seedy Diehl, Northern Kentucky Homeless Guy Still Living Under The Bridge: If Governors and Legislatures in Ohio and Kentucky would only figure out that charging people tolls is the only way to get somebody to pay for a new Brent Spence Bridge because there will never be enough money in the Federal Budget, I could return to my refrigerator box at the hobo camp and let all you over-taxed payers pay my Medicaid expenses under the ObamaTax provisions?
CH Snitch, 1000 Main Street: If Hamilton County Commissioners can’t even decide how to get the City of Cincinnati to pay for repairs on its own Music Hall and Museum Center properties, how do you expect them to get anything else done between now and November 6, when RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP is supposed to keep all of party hacks busy campaigning for Republicans’ 2014 re-election campaigns.
Sid Schlock, Slumlord: If Local Republicans in Congress would only forget about their “Path to Prosperity,” some of those deadbeats on welfare who live in my run-down property might even be able to afford to pay the rent and I could afford to contribute to their campaigns.
Ken CamBoo, Northern Kentucky Journalist: If Kentucky DemocRATS would only realize Dipsy DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes is not really a serious candidate for Desperate DemocRATS to run against Bitch McConnell for Kentucky’s U.S. Senate seat, they might ask why “Honest Gil” Fulbright has also entered the campaign.
TEA Party Tim: If Republicans in Congress would only forget about their “Obama’s Latest Distraction” to deflect from all those scandals that aren’t so phony after all, there might be more publicity for important things, like when The The Florence Freedom becomes be the first professional baseball team officially to retire Pete Rose’s jersey during Pete Rose Night Ceremonies on September 2.
Earl Pitts, Taxidermist: If Obama and both Houses of Congress would only start worrying about finding full-time jobs for unemployed Americans, we could all really celebrate Labor Day next weekend, where we could listen to all those speeches at Coney Island telling us how much Unions hate ObamaCare this year, after telling us to re-elect Obama because of ObamaCare in 2012.
Ed Norton, Currently Furloughed Northern Kentucky Sewer Worker: If Republicans in Congress would only stop worrying about demands to bail out unions in Detroit, maybe AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka would let me get a non-union job trying to do something about the sewage spills and stench plaguing that Louisville Mobile Home Park owned by Nathan “Cornbread” Smith.
Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception responds to one of our Focus Group Member’s concerns about some of our smaller local communities like Elmwood Place’s not having enough military gear from the Pentagon to enforce their traffic laws, now that they have lost their Speed Trap Cameras.
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