Sunday, August 24, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE WHITE-BLACK EMPATHY GAP STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama said “If I had a son, he’d look just like Mike Brown, and all those Racial Racketeers declared the 2014 Looting Season officially open after Black teenager Mike Brown was killed by a policeman in Ferguson, Missouri. But then it turned out that poor misunderstood yoof wasn’t quite as innocent as the Liberal media and his friends and family tried to make him appear, especially after police released surveillance footage showing “strong-arm” robbery suspect Mike Brown stealing cigars only minutes before he was shot, while the police officer had only recently been awarded a commendation for “Extraordinary Effort In the Line Of Duty.”- OUR NUMBER TWO WHITE-BLACK EMPATHY GAP STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama’s Race-Obsessed Attorney General Eric “The Arsonist” Holder fanned the Ferguson Flames and Obama Supporters in the Press judged Darren Wilson by the “Color of his Skin.” Maybe that’s why Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke, who gained notoriety last year for encouraging gun ownership within his Wisconsin community, said Holder, Governor Jay Nixon, and Senator Claire McCaskill made the situation in Ferguson worse with their “irresponsible, inflammatory” comments about the city’s police force and its supposed problem with race relations.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE WHITE-BLACK EMPATHY GAP STORY THIS WEEK was when the looting finally slowed down, but nobody figured out it was because all the good stuff had already been stolen, and all America awaits Obama’s Race-Baiter #1 Al Sharpton’s Eulogy at the poor misunderstood yoof’s televised funeral on Monday.
- MONDAY in our Annual “Back to School” E-dition, The Blower said, “The worse schools perform the more money it costs!”
Edjumacation in America
As students return to school, Obama Supporters in the Press continue their dumbing-down process for 2014.
Elected officials continuously running for re-election on November 6 in only “78” more days keep telling you how much they really, really care about education.
Obama wants to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions will have more money to donate to Disingenuous DemoCRATS.
School Boards are already getting ready to ignore Section 3315.07 of the Ohio Revised Code (that says no Board of Education shall use public funds to support school employees campaigning for school tax hikes) and scheduling field trips to the Board of Election to register fifth grade students old enough to vote for Obama’s DemocRATS.
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- TUESDAY in our Another “School Daze” E-dition, The Blower said, “At Least It’s Cheaper than Day Care!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
As kids return to school this week, we’ll continue our dumbing-down process for 2014. —Fools in Schools
So does that mean that Obama’s daughters are going back to PUBLIC schools in D.C.? —Shelly The Home School Mom
Did you ever wonder why some folks are willing to wait in long lines for Voucher Schools? —Common Core Opponents
And we’ll keep telling you how much we really, really care about education. —Elected Officials Running for Re-election on November 6 in only “77” more days
Obama wants to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions will have more money to donate to us. —Despicable DemoCRATS
Race Riots, ISIS, Gaza, Border Crisis – Who Cares? Obama spent Sunday playing his 190th free round on the golf course (a total of 29.5 hours on the golf course as Race Riots Rage), and going to a jazz concert while race riots exploded for another night in Ferguson. —Obama Supporters in the Press
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- WEDNESDAY in our Obama’s “New National Crisis” E-dition,The Blower reported “The lighter side of looting!”
More Looters and Shooters
The Fifth Race Riot of Obama’s so-called Post-Racial Society is still going strong, and his keynote address at the 2004 DemocRAT National Convention offering a vision of America no longer divided along black-and-white lines turns out to be just as meaningless as just about everything else he’s ever said. Welcome to Obama’s Urban Spring Looting Festival in Picturesque Ferguson, Missouri, folks, where one Ferguson Looter said, “I’m proud of us, we deserve this” because there is “injustice in our community.”
Protesters marched on Missouri Governor Nixon’s Office, chanting “National Guard Has Got To Go!” The U.N. said Police must “Exercise Restraint” when dealing with the Ferguson Riots. Amnesty International attacked the US Human Rights record, and a DC Think Tank told them to “Suck It!” Meanwhile, Egypt urges the U.S. to show restraint in Ferguson, using the same language Obama used to criticize their crackdown on the Muslim Brotherhood. Obama sent his rubber-stamping Attorney General Eric Holder with an Army of FBI Agents to Ferguson to keep stirring the racial pot, trying their best to prove when a white police officer shot a big black thug who was charging him, the white officer wasn’t trying to protect himself—it was just another racial hate crime in America that was George W. Bush’s fault, and the White House claims Obama still hasn’t ruled out a trip to Ferguson if the optics for a photo op are right. Meanwhile, playing golf and dancing under the stars in Martha’s Vineyard, Obama is warning Ferguson over the Governor’s National Guard Deployment: “I’ll be Watching.”
Missouri Highway Patrol Captain Johnson got called out for his words on Friday that helped to fuel the anger that was still churning just below the surface. St. Louis County Police were told to remain uninvolved and that night the rioting and looting began again. For much too long it went on mostly unchecked. Retired St. Louis County Police Chief Tim Fitch tweeted that your “hug-a-looter” policy had failed. Boy did it.
At least it’s giving all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, something fun to watch on TV while the Obamas are busy on vacation with all their rich friends in Martha’s Vineyard.
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- THURSDAY, in our Another “Day of Rage” E-dition,The Blower said “At least it was promising to be totally non-violent!
Are You Ready for Some Outrage?
The National Domestic Preparedness Coalition Global Center for Threat, Risk, and Vulnerability published a “SITUATIONAL AWARENESS BULLETIN” warning that several websites and message boards were indicating that hacker group Anonymous had issued a call for nationwide protests in what was described as a “Day of Rage” set for this Thursday, August 21. The announcement was posted via video on YouTube on Tuesday morning, following events that took place in Ferguson, Missouri on Monday evening.
This planned nationwide protest is in response to a white police officer’s shooting a big black thug on dope who had just robbed a convenience store was running full speed at him in order to body slam the cop. Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder flew in to Ferguson with 40 FBI agents and his Civil Rights Circus trying to prove the white officer wasn’t trying to protect himself. It was just another racial hate crime in America that was all George W. Bush’s fault.
Anonymous Hacktivists claim to be calling for “peaceful protests” with no looting allowed, but affected areas would be wise to review their emergency plans for both peaceful and violent protests.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than J. Billington Bulworth. That Warren Beatty movie character was a suicidally disillusioned liberal politician puts a contract out on himself and takes the opportunity to be bluntly honest with his voters by affecting the rhythms and speech of hip-hop music and culture.
Bulworth’s suggestion to improve race relations was classic. Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane is now “Going Bulworth” and adopting Bulworth’s suggestion as his very own: “What we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody ’til they’re all the same color.”
In spite of that, The Blower is still honored to choose J. Millington to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Racial Healing Updates plus a Racial Healing Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.
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- SATURDAY in our Special “Dog Days of Summer” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s because this country has really gone to the dogs during the Obama Administration!”
Happy Dog Days, Everybody!
During the Dog Days of Summer, we’re well into the hottest time of the year in the northern hemisphere, and tempers around here seem to be fraying a bit. Not for nothing are they called the dog days of summer, as people growl and snap at each other. Perhaps it’s because many of the more active of us are out doing things, and don’t have time to post reports, pictures, or discussions and play with Facebook on company time.
Garrison Keeler says, “When it comes to the summer doldrums, a person’s brain shrinks to pea-size and one forgets about lofty moral values and takes the short view, and so I turn on the air conditioning and burn up precious non-renewable resources for my own comfort and pleasure, even if it does mean that glaciers shrink and the Arctic tern is threatened, I just want cool air to blow on me as I sip a cool drink.”
We’ve all heard the rumor that says the homicide rate supposedly goes up dramatically when the temperature reaches precisely 92 degrees Fahrenheit. The Blower says of course the murder rate increases with temperature, but we’re not sure 92 degrees is the exact temperature. Let’s hope those Cincinnati Police cars are air-conditioned this weekend for patrolling the along the route of the future Trolley Folly amid the Killing Fields of Over-the-Rhine.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Winston Churchill’s, “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz
The Feck Stops Here
- OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Metro Mole says nobody’s really worried that Cincinnati could be the city in the United States that ISIS is planning to blow up, since Skaggie Maggie’s Minions are already accomplishing the same thing every day by promoting the Liberal Agenda. Saturday’s Guest Column by Cincinnati Human Relations Commission President “CK” Wang even says “FEDS CAN ENSURE JUSTICE IN FERGUSON” in capital letters.
- OUR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE can’t understand why the “bro’s” are so worked up. All that happened there was an ‘adjustment’ of the day and time that guy would have been whacked. Except it would have been by a fellow ‘bro’. It was coming. Look at the video of the robbery. He was headed down the slippery slope. If another black had shot him, it would have been business as usual. He was not the law-abiding citizen the Kneepad Liberals in the Press would have you believe. And why weren’t Race Baiters Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson and in Ferguson trying to stop the looters? Maybe those stores were owned by white people. Jesse and Al do have something in common with the looters. None of them has a real job. And why did the Looting seem to stop towards the end of the week? Probably because all the good stuff had already been stolen!
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “WE BE FERGUSON FREE,”our Patronage County Reporter found out what happened after the Main Stream Media Newswire said not to call Black Rioters in Ferguson, Missouri “Looters” any more. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols, but it does bear more than a small similarity to that “Government and Business” Column published on July 28, 1982, which talks about downplaying the word “Terrorists” so their murdering bastards’ feelings wouldn’t be hurt.
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says America is becoming an even more divided nation. Why should that be a big surprise? A new poll shows only 10% of Americans say Obama has improved Race Relations.- EDUCATION IN AMERICA: Officials at Brantley Elementary School in Selma, Ala. placed a sixth-grade teacher on paid administrative leave on Wednesday after he directed his students to reenact the police shooting death of Michael Brown, that big black thug on dope who had just robbed a convenience store was running full speed at him in order to body slam the cop.
- IN DETROIT: Cincinnati’s Disgraced Former Fourteen Star Police Chief James Craig– nicknamed “Hollywood” for his years spent in the LAPD and his seeming love of being in front of the camera – has repeatedly called on “good” and “law-abiding” Detroiters to arm themselves against criminals in the city.
BACK IN CINCINNATI, the new city manager should ask to see Chief Blackwell’s voter registration card for Hamilton County. Or maybe he’s registered in both Hamilton and Franklin Counties. - IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Derided DemocRAT Attorney General Candidate David Pepper got some well deserved jeers from the Cleveland Pain Dealer for racking up nearly $10,000 in parking fines over the past 14 years for parking his car at expired meters, loading docks and the like. Pepper paid the tickets off over the years, but the numerous fines are not the best image for a candidate who wants to be Ohio’s top prosecutor.
In a related item, the Pain Dealer says the Cuyahoga County Inspector General must now investigate Ohio’s Disasterous DemocRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald’s lack of a driver’s license. Is the Paid Dealer practicing the Whistleblower Motto or what? And you thought And you thought Cincinnati Tax Scofflaw Eric Kearney was an embarrassment to the Ohio DemocRAT Party. Kearney fits right in!
ABORTION UPDATE: Citizens for Community Values say it’s was hard to understand why Judge Metz allowed the baby killing facility in Sharonville to stay open as long as he did. It should have been shut down weeks ago.- ALSO IN SHARONVILLE: With Si Leis and Phil Burr-ass mostly dead, the Flynt Brothers are making the Cincinnati region their new headquarters. The latest store is in Sharonville at 11957 Lebanon Road where little brother Jimmy is selling the Sexy stuff. Jimmy was overheard saying, “It’s just like when they opened up Dildo World headquarters in Cincinnati. After all, it’s just sex.”
- DEFEATED IN DEER PARK: With the obscure over-taxed payer lawsuit dismissed as frivolous by probate judge Jim Cissell on Friday, do you think that will be all that is heard from the sour grapes ex-councilman? The response from other community leaders we heard from, who have their own gadflies’, was a hearty “hell no!”
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES bemoan Cincinnati’s loss of a $5 million grant to help operate their trolley folly. Which makes us wonder, what happened to those Special Improvement Districts that streetcar supporters promised they’d enact if they got their beloved toy train?
DID “TAXKILLER TOM” BRINKMAN has a solution to Term Limits: “Make sure your successor is Chippy Gerhardt’s lousy lap dog of and beat him in the primary.”- IN ANDERSON: Determined DemocRAT Bob Drake took advantage of the Trustees’ offer to speak for 15 minutes at Thursday’s “Day of Rage” Event. Our former County Treasurer Candidate was outraged about the Trustees’ lack of outrage about what the Anderson Park District Board plans to do with Johnson Park, wherever the hell that is. The Blower wonders why Drake is worried. It’s not as Anderson Trustees would let a company like Martin Marietta turn the park into another underground mine.
Also in Anderson, 100-year-old former Anderson High School English Teacher Helen Merz called to correct Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane one more time. Seems yesterday her stellar student casually mentioned winning that prestigious American Legion Medal for his “What I Owe My County” Essay in 1956, and Miss Merz told him the word should’ve been “Country.” As fellow Anderson Student James Burns (Class of ’57) wrote, “Once a teacher, always a teacher.”
CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says everybody’s wondering why there was no mention in The Fishwrap by Criminal Reporter KimBall Perry about what happened when Cincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini’s son Robert and daughter-in-law Deanna appeared in court last week after being arrested on charges of Domestic Violence for getting into a fight with each other in front of their children.- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1814 the city of Washington, D.C. was defenseless as the British captured and burned our nation’s capital. The City is still defenseless today, with the Congressional approval rating in single digits. This is curious, because according to OpenSecrets.org, “few things in life are more predictable than the chances of an incumbent member of the U.S. House of Representatives winning reelection. With wide name recognition, and usually an insurmountable advantage in campaign cash, House incumbents typically have little trouble holding onto their seats.”
- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Hubert Humphrey’s: “We believe that to err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics.”
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Ditzy DemocRAT National Committee DNC Chair Debbi Wasserman Schultz: “Illegal Immigrants Are “Part Of The Backbone Of Our Economy.”- SPORTS BREAKERS: Whistleblower Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says Former Reds Manager Dusty Baker called. He asked if he were missed. After all, he took the Reds to the playoffs three of four years. They had not been to the playoffs since 1995. Tailgating Troublemaker Tino Delgato says after Friday night’s seventh loss in a row, the Reds’ “Tragic Number” was then only 24. Go Figure!!!
THE MUCK STOPS HERE: By now everybody’s heard of the “Ice Bucket” Challenge,” where people agree to let somebody pour a bucket of ice water on their heads as part of charity fundraiser. That’s why The Muckraker is working on the “Muckbucket Challenge” for politicians. That’s where elected officials would have to tell the truth or we get to pour a bucket of muck on their heads. 
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says on Thursday, Jim McNair at the Kentucky Center for Investigative Reporting followed up his Wednesday report (As Sewage Spills and Stench Plague Louisville Mobile Home Park, Company On Notice) with “Hear Residents Talk About Life Amid Mobile Home Park Sewage, Stench,” and just as we feared, Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Nathan “Cornbread” Smith was slightly connected to that scandal. Now let’s ALL watch “Cornbread’s” OH-so-Dignified Commercial HERE.- Also in Northern Kentucky, the latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders greatest e-newsletter of all time is on cyber news stands now! This week’s “This Week In Kenton Circuit Court” features the usual hoodlums, thieves, druggies, and scumbags… and some female felons with really bad hair! How long before the liberals start demanding color and stylings for inmates just so the can look their best in the Robster’s e-rag?! Hey, Ladies—Show us your tats!
IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
This week we’re featuring “Gex” Wanker, a bright little 9-year-old Bluegrass boy at Ridgerunner Elementary School, whose cruel classmates continue to taunt him mercilessly, not just because he’s years older than the other kindergartners, but because his name “Gex” rhymed with “Sex.” For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #242 says you should tell a joke like Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked David Letterman’s “Meet the Press has fired host David Gregory and hired another guy, Chuck Todd, to host. To me, if your name is Chuck Todd, it might as well be David Gregory. Todd Chuck, Gregory David, it makes no difference. They’re all interchangeable.”
MORE PUTRID POETRY: Children have now returned to schools and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
The Student’s Creed
The public schools are open,
Let’s happily run and shout.
We’ll wander buy in about a week
And see how many have dropped out.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. [READ MORE HERE]
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others,
But watching all those Black Looters in Ferguson, Missouri this week was ridiculous.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
- FINALLY AT FRIDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about Thursday’s 51st Anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” Speech. “MLK will be dishonored,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “when Obama and all those other racial racketeers make it the Super Bowl of Racial Politics.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (August 25) The Blower will Focusing Like A Lazer with our Whistleblower Focus Group while we’re continuing to count down the 879 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (August 26) we’ll be reporting on Obama’s Race Baiter #1 Al Sharpton’s efforts to heal Obama’s Great Racial Divide in America when he delivers his eulogy for the Liberals’ Current Racial Injustice Poster Boy at Monday’s Over-Hyped TV Funeral.
- Wednesday, (August 27) is we’ll be checking to see if The Fishwrap ever followed up on last week’s hearings for Bob Castellini’s son Robert in Judge Bernie Bouchard’s courtroom and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will still be trying to describe Alex T’s performance.
- Thursday (August 28) we’ll be covering the 51st Anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream Speech,” and we’ll we’re sure you’ll hear something about it elsewhere on the news.
- The first line of Friday’s (August 29) limerick is: “Here’s what we’ll celebrate this labor day.”
- And Saturday (August 23) is our “Annual Salute to Pollution Fest,” which is how Labor Day Weekend is celebrated in the Queen City.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Derided DemocRAT Attorney General Candidate David Pepper got some well deserved jeers from the Cleveland Pain Dealer for racking up nearly $10,000 in parking fines over the past 14 years for parking his car at expired meters, loading docks and the like.
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