Sunday, August 17, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
- OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA POST-RACIAL SOCIETY RACE RIOT STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama said “If I had a son, he’d look just like Mike Brown, and all those Racial Racketeers declared the 2014 Looting Season officially open after Black teenager Mike Brown was killed by a policeman in Ferguson, Missouri.
- OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA POST-RACIAL SOCIETY RACE RIOT STORY THIS WEEK was when it turned out that poor misunderstood yoof wasn’t quite as innocent as the Liberal media and his friends and family tried to make him appear, especially after police released this surveillance footage showing “strong-arm” robbery suspect Mike Brown stealing cigars only minutes before he was shot, while the police officer had only recently been awarded a commendation for “Extraordinary Effort In the Line Of Duty.”
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA POST-RACIAL SOCIETY RACE RIOT STORY THIS WEEK was when Looters ransacked the same Ferguson Store that Mike Brown robbed, as other store owners were forced to protect their property 2nd Amendment Style, because of the lack of police protection. Oh, the Irony!
IS IT TOO LATE FOR THE MONROE DOCTRINE?
- It is at times like Ferguson that the rest of America and the world realizes that the underclass Black people of America have either never moved past their own racial prejudice or just cannot live by the Rule of Law. Regular riots in the streets, looting and burning of buildings has caused the democrat leaders of larger cities to militarize their police force to handle these lawless outbreaks. And it may not be the prejudice as much as the lawlessness, since shootings have been done by black and white officers, all of which are exacerbated by the Poverty Pimps and the Racial Racketeers, enabled by Corporate America. The consistent theme seems to be, time between events, a mother willing to plead in front of the media about how her 6’4″ 250 lbs thug was the apple of her eye, and those videos of him slamming people around or stealing, just don’t matter. The White Guilt Media is quick to jump on the shame bandwagon, ignoring or excusing every run-in with the law, as if every child has done so.
We can either complain about this happening, or help stop future “crisis” by listening to a real life black leader & comedian, no not Bill Cosby, none other than Chris Rock. After the LA Lawlessness, the LA Police did a little outreach of their own, and rather than layer their police force with red-tape and reports, We present this this simple bit of common sense below as our Whistleblower Video of the Day.
- MONDAY in our Special “Liberal Bias Alert” E-dition, The Blower said, “What Liberal Bias?”
Every day you’ll see examples of Liberal Media Bias (from ObamaCare, to Abortion,to Immigration, to Homosexuality, to TV commentators) and results of reporting how many Americans say US news organizations are politically biased, inaccurate, and don’t care about the people they report on. But you didn’t need Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen to tell you about that. The Blower’s been telling you about Liberal Media Bias for more years than we can remember.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Ted Koppel’s: “People shouldn’t expect the mass media to do investigative stories. That job belongs to the ‘fringe’ media,” and The Blower presumes were included in that group.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Golfing During a Crisis” E-dition, The Blower asked, “How about a little of that regime change around here?” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Does anybody remember in 2008 when Obama promised that he would not take vacations if elected President?
On this date in 1776, George Washington was busy trying to anticipate the British strategy in the Revolutionary, not golfing on Martha’s Vineyard, while U.S. Generals are blasting Barack’s Iraq Attack as “pinpricks.” —Hurley the Historian
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition,The Blower asked, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”
Think of how much things have changed since the second week in August, 2013. Last year, in our Special “New National Crisis” Edition, America was just beginning a National Dialogue on Rodeo Clowns, because just when you thought Lunatic Liberals couldn’t find anything new to act outraged about, they found something completely new to pretend to be angry about. That Monday, all those Liberal Operatives you saw on TV were livid. Obama Administration Paid Liars were irate. Dervish DemocRAT Pundits Spinning to the Left were out of control. Dishonest DemocRAT Public Officials were totally enraged. Progressive Reporters were aghast. Campaign Weasels and Party Hacks were furious. Left Wing Political Strategists and Consultants were over the top, and the usual Roster of Race-Baiters were playing the Race Card, just to get their names in the news.
Obviously, the incident was no big deal, not with all the real problems facing the nation or that long list of Obama’s “Not So Phony” scandals that kept growing during those days. But our Legions of Liberals were certainly trying to make it seem that way, after a rodeo clown at the Missouri State Fair showed up wearing an Obama mask during the bull riding event and the crowd went wild when the announcer asked if it wanted to see Obama “run down by a bull.”
Disingenuous DemocRAT Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill and Congressman William Lacy Clay showed their own “Ugly Faces of Intolerance” when they stampeded to the nearest microphones to condemn that rodeo clown with statements like this: “I am amazed that in 2013, such hatred, intolerance and disrespect towards the President of the United States could take place at the Missouri State Fair. Our fair is supposed to showcase the best of Missouri, instead, it showed an ugly face of intolerance and ignorance to the world.”
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- THURSDAY, in our Another “Dead Celebrity” E-dition,The Blower asked: “Is it too soon for Robin Williams Jokes?”
Today’s a big day for the CELEBRITY-OBSESSED among all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, as America is once again diverted from all of Obama’s Scandals, this time to mourn the passing of Robin Williams. Why’d the over-the-hill comedian kill himself? Maybe it’s because there’s no way he could come up with enough jokes during the remaining 889 Days of Dishonesty for America during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
Meanwhile, Hollywood Celebrities were pouring money into Disingenuous DemocRATS’ Senate Campaigns to stop the upcoming GOP Takeover and Media Moonbats were wishing Dick Cheney had killed himself, rather than a “National Treasure” like Robin Williams.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Legendary Military Planner Herr Doktor Merkwürdigliebe, who was an important scientist under Germany’s Nazi regime. When he came to the United States, he translated his name to Strangelove. He was a science adviser to President Merkin Muffley and sometimes commissioned studies of defense issues by the BLAND Corporation. He also gave an idea on how they could survive a nuclear war.
Dr. Strangelove understood the purpose of the military is to kill people and break things, and that strategic bombing is an application of the concept of “total war,” in which all civilians are considered to be combatants and thus legitimate targets. In 1965, when the North Vietnamese were proving to be stubborn enemies, LeMay threatened that they would be “bombed back into the stone age.”
The problem with strategic bombing is that it seems never to have worked, with the possible exception of Rotterdam. Rather than breaking popular morale in London, Berlin, Tokyo, or Hanoi, it usually strengthened it. Confronted by a common deadly threat, civilians rally around the only leaders who can do anything to protect them, even if those leaders are widely disliked.
In spite of that, The Blower is still honored to choose Herr Doktor to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Non-Military Updates plus a Non-Military Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
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- SATURDAY in our Special “Politically Incorrect Black Family Reunion” E-dition, The Blower said, “Imagine the outrage if somebody suggested a White Family Reunion!”
Will Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane really be driving down to the 2014 Black Family Reunion on Sawyer Point? You Bet! As the publication of record for all that multi-cultural diversity, political correctness, and racial healing in the tri-state, our readers expect nothing less between now and Kwanzaa, along with checking out all those Black Tennis Players at the Western & Southern Open.
And over at The Incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap, Metro Mole says, “Guess what our big story is going to be today.”
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- SATURDAY in our Offial “Seafood Festival” E-dition, The Blower said, “Imagine All The Raw Squid You Can Eat!”
Bluegrass Bouillabaisse
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the annual Great Inland Seafood Festival kicked-off Thursday in Newport at Riverboat Row near the Levee. All weekend, seafood lovers will have the opportunity to try fabulous dishes, featuring everything from shrimp to whole lobsters. And this year, seafood lovers, many of the vendors are from that area of the Guld Coast where the BP spilled all that oil a couple of years ago. Can’t you just feel your taste buds tingle in anticipation?
Newport city officials are expecting about 250,000 people to dine on seafood along their city’s riverfront this weekend at the Great Inland Seafood Festival. Didn’t we read something about the danger of eating shellfish in any month without an “R” in it?
Still, the CamBoozler says, “Please, no pushing and shoving at this weekend’s Inland Seafood Festival. We promise we won’t run out at the free all-you-can-eat raw squid buffet.”
And our old pal Bobby Leach says, “Ladies, don’t forget to visit the Greedy Weasels at the Clear Channel booth at the Great Inland Seafood Fest. The winner of our big contest gets a free case of crabs.”
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The Feck Stops Here
OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Metro Mole wonders what could be worse than Friday’s Fishwrap, when the Idiotorial Staff did its predictably sappy job of regurgitating their 2001 Riots coverage while asking if “Ferguson could happen here…again,” when they forgot to see what Cincinnati’s last Real Police Chief had to say on CNN Friday morning while his partner, Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman, was on different stations around the country giving sensible advice on this issue. Meanwhile, those racial racketeers and riot rooters who brought us the “boycott” were announcing they were going to go to Ferguson to “help.”
Saturday, Soul Brother Fishwrapper Bowdeya Twehcouldn’t wait to give Jeffrey Blackwell a big BJ in print after our current Affirmative Action Police Chief showed up on CNN. How ludicrous was that? Has Blackwell ever even read the collaborative agreement? It was between the city and civil rights groups. The community at large was part of the process, not just some Rhyming Reverends. Blackwell had nothing to do with it, but that agreement made his job 100 times easier. What does Blackwell know about community engagement in Cincinnati, anyway? He’s almost never seen by his own staff. The man still lives in Columbus. Someone should make a public records request for his car records and cell phone records, and follow him home when he leaves in the middle of the afternoon.
Speaking of Columbus, whatever happened to that criminal investigation in Columbus of this guy?
Jeffrey Blackwell is the accidental chief, Milton Doughboy Doheny’s parting shot at the city before he got canned by incoming Midget Mayor Cranley. Wouldn’t it funny if the new City Manager gave Blackwell the boot under the guise, “I want to select my own staff?”
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “WE BE FERGUSON FREE,”our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about all that Biased News Coverage for that Race Riot in Ferguson, Missouri. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols. - THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose P.J. O’Rourke’s “Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven.” No go look up the meaning of “succubi.”
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Get out of my face: That’s the message most voters still have for the federal government six years into the presidency of the man who hoped to make us all believers in big government. 60% of Americans believe instead that the federal government plays too big a role in the lives of average Americans. Of course, it doesn’t help that voters by a two-to-one margin consider the federal government today a threat to individual liberty rather than a protector. Only 19% trust the feds to do the right thing most or nearly all the time.- IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio Republicans have really learned the Whistleblower Motto with their new video bashing Doomed DemocRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald.
CONSERVATIVE CURMUDGEON STU MAHLIN says Dave Miller’s full-page editorial on Saturday could have been quite a bit more pointed — strident, even — about the distortion and destruction of American history and American values by the liberal/ progressive/ totalitarian/ SOBs now in charge of edjuhmuhkayshun in this country. But that still doesn’t excuse The Fishwrap’s giving Miller’s piece a wholly misleading headline like “Progressive education teaches values, not facts.”
Stu says, Ms. Andrews’ headline does NOT “accurately reflect” Miller’s point, since we’re long past the time when values are values are values. Miller is OBJECTING to the perverted, progressive “values” being forced into American education. That headline implies at a glance that “values” are merely being substituted for “facts.” Not so. The Fishwrap’s headline effectively undermines, neutralizes, and emasculates Miller’s oh-so-understated point. But maybe that was Cindi’s your mission.
CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says everybody’s talking about the scheduled court appearances this week forCincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini’s son Robert and daughter-in-law Deanna after they were both arrested on charges of Domestic Violence for getting into a fight with each other in front of their children. Will Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP be appearing for his client Robert Castellini on Monday in Judge Bernie Bouchard’s courtroom? Deanna is scheduled to appear in Judge Cheryl Grant’s courtroom on Thursday.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date on this date in 1877, Billy the Kid wounded an Arizona blacksmith who died the next day. He was the famous outlaw’s first victim. If that happened today, Obama Supporters in the Press would ignore the story completely, especially if Billy was a gay activist who didn’t like the blacksmith’s politics.- TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD had to go to Obama, onthe Manuel F. Correllus State Forest bike path outside West Tisbury, Mass., on Martha’s Vineyard, when Obama told reporters and photographers as pedaled past, “Hey guys, nice day, huh?” We only wish we knew what those Obama Supporters in the Press said when somebody asked them what the hell they were doing there in the first place.
SPORTS BREAK: Whistleblower Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says despite Johnny Cueto’s becoming MLB’s first 15-game winner Friday night, the Reds “Tragic Number” dropped down to “34.” Football fans on the 50-yard line at Saturday’s Bungals’ home opening pre-season game were waiting to see if any wardrobe malfunctions occurred.- ALSO IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the funniest thing that happened this week was when Former attorney Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, who was arrested by Kenton County Police late Monday night on an outstanding warrant for Failure to Appear in court earlier that day to answer charges of Speeding, Expired Registration, and No Insurance. This probably means Deters will also face Contempt of Court charges, but that’s certainly nothing new for the Crazy One. Despite Deters’ being done in by his own act of blowing off a court date, how long before he starts giving credit to the Cabal of Attorneys that still have law licenses Deters claims are out to “get him”?! Acceptance of responsibility has never been one of Crazy Eric’s strong points.
Meanwhile, what took the cops so long to go looking for Deters?! Given the way Deters has treated local law enforcement over the years, one would think they’d have raced to his house with SWAT teams, K9’s, Tazers, and any other toys the boys in blue could find!
Thursday, the latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders undignified and insulting e-newsletter hit the cyber news stands. This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court was so chock full of felons that Kenton County needed a few buses to haul them all off to prison. But one ugly mug we didn’t see was former attorney, but forever a loudmouth Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters! The Robster had to remind us that’s because his office only prosecutes felons and Deters was only arrested on a warrant for failing to appear in traffic court. Deters isn’t a felon just yet but we’re sure when that day comes, the Robster will be more than happy to prosecute that case “with glee!”
Deters former client Sarah Jones was included in KimBall Perry’s rehash of teachers who were prosecuted when they got caught having sex with their students.
IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
This week we’re featuring Juanito Rameriz, a lonely little 9-year-old Latino lad who lived in squalor with his family in one of WESTCO’s dilapidated buildings in Lower Price Hill. But that was before he became a Whistleblower Neighborhood News Boy. For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #236 says you should tell a liberal how much you appreciate that the Obama economy is a system of checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.-
LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “The White House says President Obama won’t make any major announcements during his brief trip back to D.C. this weekend. Reporters said, “Isn’t THAT an announcement?”
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Obama is still screwing up America even while he’s on vacation and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell.
Obamanation
Obama and his Chicago thugs
Have shredded the Constitution
Now our form of government
Is political prostitution.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. [READ MORE HERE]
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.
This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
It probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
FINALLY AT FRIDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane he thought about NBC Firing “Meet the Depressed” Host David Gregory. “Maybe it’s because viewers finally saw what a phony Gregory was,” Kane explained, remembering in April when Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper said unlike his predecessor Good DemocRAT Tim Russert, Obama Apologist Gregory can never bring himself to ask fellow D-RATS tough questions, preferring instead to save all his unreasonable and unfair questions for TEA Party Patriots and Republicans.
Gregory certainly hasn’t changed much since that time he brought a camera crew to Charles Foster Kane’s house to interview our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher after The Whistleblower ridiculed Ed Maruska’s threats to kill all the elephants if voters didn’t give him a Zoo tax increase.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (August 18) The Blower will be featuring our Annual Back to School E-dition while we’re continuing to count down the 886 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (August 19) checking to see if The Fishwrap actually reported what happened at Bob Castellini’s son Robert’s scheduled appearance in Judge Bernie Bouchard’s courtroom and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will try to bring describe Alex T’s performance.
- Wednesday, (August 20) is National Radio Day, and we’ll tell you which programs we’ll be boycotting that day.
- Thursday (August 21) is “Senior Citizens Day,” and we’ll try to find a few old jokes you may not have heard.
- The first line of Friday’s (August 22) limerick is: “When your kids finally go back to school.”
- And Saturday (August 23) is “Ride the Wind Day,” but our Good Friend Bobby Leach wonders if that’s a misprint and it should really be “Break the Wind” Day.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Phony Baloney Fired NBC “Meet the Depressed” Host David Gregory.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Whistleblower Video of the Day
Chris Rock Explains How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police
(Sent in by Larry the Looter, who hasn’t seen looting this good since Katrina)
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