Saturday, August 16, 2014
Amnesty For Deadbeat Dads This Weekend So They Can Be With Their Children
Will Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane really be driving down to the 2014 Black Family Reunion on Sawyer Point? You Bet! As the publication of record for all that multi-cultural diversity, political correctness, and racial healing in the tri-state, our readers expect nothing less between now and Kwanzaa, along with checking out all those Black Tennis Players at the Western & Southern Open. - And over at The Incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap, Metro Mole says, “Guess what our big story is going to be today.”
- Whistleblower Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray says at Sawyer Point, Kane will probably run into Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine, who could explain to Kane how easy it is to pick up fat black floozies. Remember when the J-J-J-Judge used to say, “I like my women like I like my coffee?” Can you imagine his fantasies when he got to sentence some of those floozies to jail
- At last year’s Black Family Reunion, Kane witnessed that heartwarming story of Charles Black, who’d been kidnapped by sharecroppers in Alabama as a child and spent his last 68 years trying to find his real family. Hearing about the Black Family Reunion in Cincinnati,
Black hitchhiked for three days from his one-room shack in Tuscaloosa to get here. That night at Sawyer Point, he asked everybody, “Am I a member of your family?” Finally, at closing time, he was sitting dejectedly on a bench when Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston stopped by. “Please tell me, bro, am I a member of your family?” Charles asked. - “No, you honky bastard!” said the Natester. “Now get your raggedy old white ass outta here!”
- Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose this passage from the very popular 2002 movie “Barbershop”: “There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should’ve gotten his ass beat for being drunk in a Honda in a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn’t do nuthin’ but sit her Black ass down!” Later in the movie, the same lovable character said, “Fuck Jesse Jackson.”
Hurley the Historian says this week in 1858 people in Illinois were getting ready for the Lincoln-Douglas Debates on the issue of slavery to begin, and if they were reporting on Racism in America today, would Bumbling Joe Biden still be playing the Race Card by telling black folks Republicans are going to “put Y’ALL back in chains.” Not to worry: Obama said Biden’s remarks are never considered racist and Obama plans to mark the 51st Anniversary of MLK’s “I Have A Dream Speech” with yet another fundraising speech. DemocRATS issued Talking Points advocating using this summer’s Race Riots in Ferguson, Missouri to attack the NRA and Gun Owners, not to mention every Amnesty Opposing Republican in sight, dead or alive. And the President of the Missouri Chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People (NAALCP) says that Racist Rodeo Clown better not show up at the Missouri State Fair again this year.- The Blower remembers two years ago at this time during the 2012 Presidential Campaign on PMSNBC’s “The Cycle,” the group discussing Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney‘s assertion that Obama should “take his campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago.” We heard Co-host Touré claim Romney was engaging in the “Niggerization” of Obama, whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean, and we wondered how in the world was the New York Times was supposed to put that word in a front page headline?
And when were we supposed to start calling their stuff the “Honkyfication” of Romney anyway? Yesterday, a Martha’s Vineyard photographer quietly deleted photographs of Obama dancing during the Race Riots in Ferguson, Missouri after they went viral online, but thankfully that photo is still available at The Blower. And can you imagine what Knnepad Liberals in the Press would’ve done with a picture of a White Republican President partying during a Race Riot! Oh, the Hypocrisy! 
Black teen unemployment is now a shocking 34.9%, but that still is only half as high as the Black Illegitimate Birth Rate. In July last year, the unemployment was considerably lower, at 42.9%. That more than a third of black teens who want to work can’t find jobs is still a stain on Obama’s economic policies. The last time a DemocRAT incumbent President faced a Republican challenger with the Black unemployment rate that high was 1980. In that year the DemocRAT, President Carter lost. But in 2012, all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, were getting free Obamaphones. So that takes care of that little “Jobs Problem.”- Yesterday, Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall remembered when George Will said that two of greatest days in baseball were the day Frank Robinson was hired as the first black manager and the day he was fired for being a bad manager.
- Poverty is still soaring under Obama. And if the number of people on food stamps wasn’t high enough, the federal government is still running ads trying to get people to sign up and vote DemocRAT, while the Biased Main Stream Media along with most Black leaders are still giving Obama a pass.
Members of the Congressional Black Caucus never run out of their own hypocrisy, making excuses for our Affirmative Action President, even if Ethically Challenged Maxine Waters (the loud-mouth, left-wing congresswoman from South Central Los Angeles, home of the 1992 Rodney King riots) and her crew should be getting that Under-the-Bus Feeling watching Obama enjoying another over-taxed payer funded summer vacation on yet another one of his summer vacations on Martha’s Vineyard.
Former Black GOP Florida Congressman Alan West says, “Maxine is just one of those Black leaders who are nothing more than overseers on that 21st Century plantation out there where the DemocRAT party has forever taken the black vote for granted. And now the people on that plantation are upset because they’ve been disregarded and disrespected, and their concerns are not cared about. So I’m here as the modern-day Harriet Tubman to kinda lead people on the underground railroad away from that plantation into a sense of responsibility.”- The Blower remembers three years ago today when ABC was actually covering thousands of Black Americans camping out for a job fair in Atlanta. That kind of coverage happened during the 2012 Presidential Campaign and the head of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) was busy dismissing accusations that Vice President Biden’s “chains” remark was an appeal to black voters, saying the charge “makes absolutely no sense.”
And that would also never happen today, unless someone other than a DemocRAT had made the supposedly offensive remark. Remember the endless outrage after an NAALCP gathering in 1992 when Presidential candidate Ross Perot was talking about inner-city crime and drug use, and Perot dared to use the expression “you people” and “your people” to describe the offenders and the victims? At least Perot didn’t say “Y’All.”
Former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain still has a website called Cain TV. It’s a collection of short videos— patriotic, inspirational and conspiratorial – and a sometimes a bit kooky. Cain had foolishly hoped African-American voters would finally be getting the facts about the Republican Party and begin to turn away from their traditional pattern of voting for DemocRATS, no matter how harmful the D-RATS’ policies were for Black Folks. The Black former Pizza Company CEO claimed his talk radio program would be key to such a transformation and that’s why Liberals were seeking to resurrect the Fairness Doctrine. Maybe that was true in Atlanta, but certainly is not the case here on Da Buzz.- Thursday, Lincoln Beware was talking to a white guy who claimed he was taking “for all white people,” saying it was wrong for the cops to shoot innocent black men but why don’t blacks get upset with black on black shootings? Then Lincoln said, “Everyday in America a white guy shoots a black guy and it’s never reported.” (Especially in Southern States like Missouri) The caller questioned Lincoln and told him he had nothing to back up that up with, and Lincoln claimed it’s true it’s never reported by the white press! That’s the kind of trash talk that really fuels racism.
- The Idiotorial Staff at The Fishwrap did its predictably sappy job of regurgitating their 2001 Riots coverage while asking if “Ferguson could happen here…again,” but our always hawk-eyed readers pointed out that they caught Cincinnati’s last Real Police Chief on CNN Friday morning and his partner, Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman, on different stations around the country giving sensible advice on this issue. Meanwhile, the racial racketeers and riot rooters who brought us the “boycott” have announced that they are going to go to Ferguson to “help.”
- Will our Black GOP Clown-cilman Charlie Windbag and Almost-as-Black Ne’er-do-well GOP Clown-cil Candidate Slammin’ Sam Malone be working the crowds at the 2014 Black Family Reunion to remind folks Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican? Maybe our Blue Chip Young Republicans could sell T-shirts with that message. Perhaps Alex T., Mall Cop GOP could even buy a meaningless ad in the program like he did during the NAALCP convention. Will Alex T. finally do something with his hideous Hamilton County RINO Party web page?
Cincinnati’s Disgraced Former Fourteen Star Police Chief James Craigwondered if flash mob violence (spontaneous groups of teens attacking people at random) would finally arrive in Cincinnati, and got so tired waiting, he hauled his sorry Black ass to Detroit to be where the action was. Would our Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory be remembered for being as forceful as Philadelphia Mayor Michael A. Nutter was, telling marauding black youths “you have damaged your own race,” and imposing a curfew? The Blower doesn’t think so. At least they found a way to keep Cincinnati’s Current Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell in town over the weekend, that is if he remembers to show up to be Grand Marshal of today’s Black Family Reunion Parade, shown here at the right.- Meanwhile in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says this weekend NoKY leaders are still congratulating themselves for getting the Great Inland Seafood Fest to move across the river from Cincinnati. But this week, nobody’s talking about trying to get the Black Family Reunion to relocate on the south shore, too. And in Anderson, they’re hoping Kneepad Liberals in the Press don’t call them “Racist” because of the Annual White Family Reunion during Anderson Daze at Beech Acres.
Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane he thought any of those black pastors opposing Obama’s support for gay marriage would be at this year’s Black Family Reunion. “Probably not,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “Because even if they showed up, they’d never get on TV.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Racist Black Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, winner of today’s “Liberals Say The Stupidest Things Award,” for claiming the police officer who shot Michael Brown is an “Obvious Criminal,” without knowing a single fact of the case, like that poor misunderstood yoof who got himself shot was the primary suspect in a strong-arm robbery of a $48.99 box of cigars from a convenience store which was caught on surveillance video.
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“We Be Ferguson Free” By James Jay Schifrin
This week our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about all that Biased News Coverage for that Race Riot in Ferguson, Missouri.
“It was only the fifth full-blown Race Riot since Obama was first elected,” declared Commissioner Filch. “I thought things like that weren’t supposed to happen in America with a Black Man in the White House.”
“That sort of thing isn’t likely to happen around here,” interrupted Commissioner Swindle. “Sheriff Buford Flogg declared Patronage County a ‘Looting-Free’ Zone, and he can’t wait to show off his new Army Surplus Tank in the upcoming Labor Day Parade.”
“Don’t forget our Employment Numbers,” pointed out Commissioner Pilfer.
“You’re right, Pilfer. All our employed residents have little reason to riot,” explained Commissioner Swindle.
“Our Patronage County Schools turn out some well-behaved young people,” added Commissioner Filch. “Those that don’t go to college are ready to work.”
“Attendance at Patronage County churches is at an all-time high,” said Commissioner Swindle, “And our teenage pregnancies are at an all time low.”
“Is that the reason we don’t have to worry about Race Riots in Patronage County?” asked Commissioner Pilfer.
“That and the fact that we just don’t let any Black people live here in Diversity Free Patronage County,” said Commission Swindle.
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