Thursday, August 14 2014

Our Latest Diversion

Today’s a big day for the CELEBRITY-OBSESSED among all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, as America is once again diverted from all of Obama’s Scandals, this time to mourn the passing of Robin Williams. Why’d the over-the-hill comedian kill himself? Maybe it’s because there’s no way he could come up with enough jokes during the remaining 889 Days of Dishonesty for America during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

Meanwhile, Hollywood Celebrities were pouring money into Disingenuous DemocRATS’ Senate Campaigns to stop the upcoming GOP Takeover and Media Moonbats were wishing Dick Cheney had killed himself, rather than a “National Treasure” like Robin Williams.

OBAMA’S STILL ON VACATION as the world burns. He got so mad at Hillary the other day, he played an extra round of golf, and the Bidens took their third vacation in a month, too.
ELSEWHERE IN MISSOURI, Looters cheered on by Jesse Jackson, Al Shapton, Eric Holder, and Obama himself from the 14th Fairway, were celebrating the fifth race riot of Obama’s Post-Racial Presidency. Riots and looting in Ferguson, Missouri over the shooting of 18-year-old Michael Brown by a police officer to be named later represent just the latest wave of race-based mass violence to break out during the Devolution of America during the Obama Administration. When Obama was elected in 2008, many Americans hoped that racial conflict in the country would calm. Instead, precisely the reverse seems to have occurred.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Martin Luther King’s “The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their participants know it. Hence, rioting is not revolutionary but reactionary because it invites defeat. It involves an emotional catharsis, but it must be followed by a sense of futility.”
AND IT’S ALSO WHY TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Missouri DemocRAT State Senator Jamilah Nasheed who claims the shooting was “Execution-Style” Murder.
IN COLUMBUS: Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Dead-in-the-Water DemocRAT Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald wants the GOP’s Public Records Lawsuit to be dismissed, to keep his keycard records a secret because it would be too easy to show how many different times he went in and out of government parking garages and how many different days he was driving illegally without a driver’s license for ten freaking years.
IN CINCINNATI: Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley says he “fears for the future of the county,” but that’s only because Hamilton County Commissioners aren’t including paying for renovations to Music Hall in their Iconic Sales Tax Scam.

Metro Mole says people are still laughing whenever Editrix Wedgie Washburn tries to claim nobody ever contacted The Fishwrap about removing Courageous Criminal Reporter KimBall Perry’s story from the website about the arrest of Cincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini’s son Robert and daughter-in-law Deanna after they were both arrested on charges of Domestic Violence for getting into a fight with each other in front of their children last week. CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street says everybody’s wondering if Hamilton County GOP RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP will be personally appearing in Judge Bernie Bouchard’s and Judge Cheryl Grant’s separate courtrooms, when those domestic violence cases are heard.

In a related item, 55KRC AM talk show host Blake Seylhouwer claimed it was an really accident after he shot his wife with a rifle during an argument on Tuesday. Not to worry. Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge Tirade Yates ordered Seylhouwer to stay away from his wife and two daughters, ages 4 and 13 months for a while.

And when you first read the headline (“Local radio host shot wife after argument”), did the name “Bull Dog” enter anybody’s mind? The guy even shaves his head!

IN OTHER LEGAL NEWS: In “Justice for the Disaster Master,” the Wall Street Journal says Disbarred Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced DemocRAT, Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley is finally receiving justice for millions that he and associates bilked from their clients. The story says $tan’s potentially on the hook for everything beyond the $17 million of the $42 million that has so far been collected—plus tens of millions more in interest. He also faces possible punitive damages, ever since Boondoggle County Judge Schrand said the skimming super lawyer had to pay last week and we’re not even mentioning the humongous attorney fees being awarded to $tan’s former clients on top of all that.
REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES had been busy discussing that Boondoggle County judge’s order requiring disbarred, disgraced attorney Stan Che$ley to pay $42 million as a result of his conduct involving the fen-phen lawsuit. It makes us wonder why politicians, such as liberal DemocRAT Micah Kamrass, think it is OK to accept campaign donations from Che$ley instead of sending that money to the victims of Che$ley’s deceit.
And was the reason Ohio State Senator Bill “The Ethnic Cleanser” Seitz moved from Taft to Dinsmore so George Vincent would have him on a shorter leash?
And ever since “Crazy Eric” Deters’ arrest on Monday, how many current clients at Deters’ Law Firm are now looking for other lawyers to handle their contingency cases along with filing malpractice suits against Deters? That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (Including the Lisa Wells Fan Club) wonders how that Legal Mutant can even be called an “attorney” when he’s resigned with discipline pending in KY and suspended in Ohio.
And when the family of a mentally ill man who died in custody of the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office last year sued the county, Sheriff Jim Neil, and three deputies on Monday, the lawsuit cited a report done by Greenwood & Streicher that assessed the HCSO at the transition from Senile Sheriff Si Leis’ reign to Jim Neil’s. Neil took office in January 2013 and inherited a sheriff’s office that had been run into the ground by Semper Si. Leis “eliminated” all training beyond the initial academy for budget reasons. He could send bagpipes and a tank to the Harvest Home parade every year — for purely political reasons — but according to that report he defunded the very thing law enforcement officers need the most, training. It was unconscionable, reckless, and harmful to the HCSO and the people who serve. Leis ought to be named in this complaint in his personal capacity, since he knew what the ramifications of his decision would be.
NAUSEOUS NOTIONS: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy Furball says after Jonathan Broxton’s blown save Tuesday night and the gopher balls Mike Leake gave up Wednesday afternoon, the Reds Tragic Number is now 37, and if you think the Bungals quarterbacks are pukin’ during the pre-season, just wait. The fans will probably be pukin’ during the playoffs.
SODOMY RITES UPDATE: Over at Citizens for Community Values, Phil Burr-Ass says Starbucks and Target are now on the list of companies validating the homosexual life-style by Attacking Traditional Marriage.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1862, the Confederate invasion of Kentucky began, and “BeanBall Jim” Bunning has a commemorative photograph of himself taken by Matthew Brady on that day to prove it.
MORE NORTHERN KENTUCKY NEWS: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says wonders why Obama Supporters at The Fishwrap left Michelle Obama’s name out of the story about Fort Thomas Independent Schools in Northern Kentucky deciding to get out of Michelle’s federal school lunch program that tries to force feed kids food they won’t eat.

Now everybody can hardly wait to see our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders “This Week In Kenton Circuit Court” e-newsletter to see how “Crazy Eric’s” mug shot compares with some of the other fearsome felons who usually appear.

And yesterday when The Blower remembered a year ago in Northern Kentucky, The CamBoozler said Letter-Writing Liberals were Livid about the less than worshipful comments about Barack the Messiah made by Vonda Pickens and her Northern Kentucky TEA Party rabble rousers during the previous week’s nation-wide “Overpasses for Obama’s Impeachment” movement.

Yesterday Miss Vonda says, “I did not say he was a Messiah – that was a gentleman named Jim who is a member of the TEA Party. To say he’s a messiah at a cocktail party is fine but in a public forum… you just lose credibility.” As always, The Blower is always happy to clarify things we make up that people say.

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kaneabout all that mourning in the media over the death of another celebrity. “Celebrity Obsession” is a big part of the Liberal Agenda,” Kane said, “Devolution of the American Culture during the Obama Administration would not be possible without it.”

And Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, a gentleman named Jim who is a member of the TEA Party, who may or may not be the person pictured here.

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Robin Williams Weapons Of Self Destruction (Last Joke)

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Whistleblower Newswire

Some of the News They Seem to Lose

Another “Dead Celebrity” E-dition