Wednesday, August 13, 2014
What a Difference a Year Makes
- Think of how much things have changed since the second week in August, 2013. Last year, in our Special “New National Crisis” Edition, America was just beginning a National Dialogue on Rodeo Clowns, because just when you thought Lunatic Liberals couldn’t find anything new to act outraged about, they found something completely new to pretend to be angry about. That Monday, all those Liberal Operatives you saw on TV were livid. Obama Administration Paid Liars were irate. Dervish DemocRAT Pundits Spinning to the Left were out of control. Dishonest DemocRAT Public Officials were totally enraged. Progressive Reporters were aghast. Campaign Weasels and Party Hacks were furious. Left Wing Political Strategists and Consultants were over the top, and the usual Roster of Race-Baiters were playing the Race Card, just to get their names in the news.
- Obviously, the incident was no big deal, not with all the real problems facing the nation or that long list of Obama’s “Not So Phony” scandals that kept growing during those days. But our Legions of Liberals were certainly trying to make it seem that way, after a rodeo clown at the Missouri State Fair showed up wearing an Obama mask during the bull riding event and the crowd went wild when the announcer asked if it wanted to see Obama “run down by a bull.”
- Disingenuous DemocRAT Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill and Congressman William Lacy Clay showed their own “Ugly Faces of Intolerance” when they stampeded to the nearest microphones to condemn that rodeo clown with statements like this: “I am amazed that in 2013, such hatred, intolerance and disrespect towards the President of the United States could take place at the Missouri State Fair. Our fair is supposed to showcase the best of Missouri, instead, it showed an ugly face of intolerance and ignorance to the world.”
Liberal Bloggers in Their Mother’s Basements were in high dudgeon indeed, because as everybody knows, those same Liberals never had anything but the most respectful things to say about former President George W. Bush when he was in office, except perhaps that time in 1994 when Douglas A. Campbell, a writer for the Philadelphia Inquirer chronicled a Rodeo Clown Wearing a Bush Mask when no outrage ensued. Then there were only about a million other pictures you saw of protesters wearing Bush and Cheney masks when Dubya was in office.
Let’s face it: only Obama masks are “intolerant,” “hateful,” and “disrespectful,” because they sell the Liberals’ Racist America Agenda.
- Thankfully, a long national nightmare was averted, because the Missouri State Fair imposed a “lifetime ban” on the Rodeo Clown Who Wore Obama Mask and the President of the Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association resigned. But Rodeo Clowns Who Wear Obama Masks will now be added to the Items of Effrontery on the Liberal Agenda along with Amnesty for Future DemocRATS, ObamaScare, Abortion, Sodomy Rites, G-uncontrol, and Let’s Not Hurt the Feelings of All Those Murdering Muslims Who Want to Destroy America.
- On the other hand, Obama’s good friend Oprah Winfrey had been occupying much of the news about being “racially profiled” by a store clerk in Switzerland. That Tuesday, Obama’s Good Friend Oprah Winfrey apologized profusely for lying about the incident. Now The Blower all would be right with the world if the Missouri State Fair would only let that clown back in the rodeo.
- Last year, Hurley the Historian said on this date in 1961 East Germany had begun erecting the Berlin Wall to keep people from fleeing to the West, while these days Illegal immigrants are running toward our borders seeking “asylum” and all that other FREE stuff Obama and the Demographically Deranged DemocRATS keep promising them.
A Year ago in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo said Letter-Writing Liberals were Livid about the less than worshipful comments about Barack the Messiah made by Vonda Pickens and her Northern Kentucky TEA Party rabble rousers during the previous week’s nation-wide “Overpasses for Obama’s Impeachment” movement, where protestors in Northern Kentucky manned overpasses over I-471 in Fort Thomas, and I-71/75 in Fort Wright and Florence, during the morning and afternoon rush hours, imploring motorists to show support by honking their horns.- PC Fanatics at The Fishwrap appeared only too eager to publish those Liberal complaints, since as we all know, It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made America great, it’s our “Diversity.”
- FINALLY, AT THE PREVIOUS DAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA LAST YEAR, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the “lifetime banishment” of that Rodeo Clown who dared to show up at the Missouri State Fair wearing an Obama mask during the bull riding event. “How can they tell if he shows up again?” Kane asked. “Maybe he’ll be wearing a different mask.”
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Mike Tyson’s “Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially local Courtroom Clown, Former attorney Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, who was arrested by Kenton County Police late Monday night on an outstanding warrant for Failure to Appear in court earlier that day to answer charges of Speeding, Expired Registration, and No Insurance. This probably means Deters will also face Contempt of Court charges, but that’s certainly nothing new for the Crazy One. Despite Deters’ being done in by his own act of blowing off a court date, how long before he starts giving credit to the Cabal of Attorneys that still have law licenses Deters claims are out to “get him”?! Acceptance of responsibility has never been one of Crazy Eric’s strong points.
Meanwhile, what took the cops so long to go looking for Deters?! Given the way Deters has treated local law enforcement over the years, one would think they’d have raced to his house with SWAT teams, K9’s, Tazers, and any other toys the boys in blue could find!
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Gateway Pundit parodies Obama rodeo clown brouhaha;Jim Hoft rants at Rage @ Media L.A. rally
Sent in by Tuffy Gessling, the rodeo clown, who sparked a national discussion about racism and respect for authority when he wore a mask of President Obama at the Missouri State Fair. Tuffy does not appear to be headlining this year’s event.
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