Sunday, August 10, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE BARACK IRAQ ATTACK FROM THE GOLF COURSE STORY THIS WEEK was remembering Obama’s speech at Ft. Bragg, NC on December 14, 2011, when Obama said the United States was “leaving behind a sovereign, stable and self-reliant Iraq, with a representative government that was elected by its people.”
- OUR NUMBER TWO ONE BARACK IRAQ ATTACK FROM THE GOLF COURSE STORY THIS WEEK was every day for the past month when the Obama Administration condemned Israel for bombing terrorists in Gaza who’d declared genocide on innocent Israeli women and children.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE ONE BARACK IRAQ ATTACK FROM THE GOLF COURSE STORY THIS WEEK was this week when Obama’s warplanes and drones began bombing Terrorists in Iraq to prevent them from carrying out their…wait for it…genocide on innocent Iraqi women and children. Oh, the Hypocrisy!
- MONDAY in our Special “More Than a Mockery” E-dition, The Blower said we were “Putting the Mock in DemocRACY.”
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the five hours and ten minutes during the 361 mile return from Saturday’s Fancy Farm Political Picnic seemed a whole lot longer than the 361 mile trip down, especially after The CamBoozler and his van fun of Whistleblower Interns received such a rude reception from all those Partisan Red-Shirted Republicans for McConnell and Even More Partisan Blue-Shirted DemocRATS for Alison Wondergams Grimes, with only 92 more days until the Most Expensive US Senate Election in History.
McConnell’s Campaign Manager Jesse Benton said, “The Blower’s making a Mockery out of McConnell’s campaign.” “The Blower’s making More than a Mockery of Alison’s campaign,” interrupted Alison’s Grandmother Elsie Case. Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose to paraphrase Woody Allen’s great line from “Bananas” when they said “We object, your honor! This campaign is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.”
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Illegals With Ebola” E-dition, The Blower reported “Obama said, “Come On In!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Please don’t ask how many Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, signed Obama’s Meaningless “Organizer in Chief” Birthday Card yesterday. —DemocRAT National Committee
We had a better idea. We sent Obama a copy of the Constitution so he’d remember what it looked like. —Reince Priebus at the Republican National Committee
With the Middle East still in Flames after Kerry’s Failed Ceasefire, we told Obama to go back out on the golf course and not to bother us on his birthday. —Israeli Prime Minister Bebe Netanyahu
Yesterday was also our 224th Birthday. Do you think anybody but The Blower would ever recognize that? Our motto is “Semper Paratus,” which means “Always Ready.” —The U.S. Coast Guard
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- WEDNESDAY in our Official “Earth-shattering Kaboom” E-dition,The Blower asked, “Will Enola be Gay on Hiroshima Day?”
Hurley the Historian says on today’s date in 1945, the US dropped its first atomic bomb called “Little Boy” on the Japanese city of Hiroshima. On August 9, the US dropped its second atomic bomb called “Fat Man” on the Japanese city of Nagasaki. Less than a week later on August 15, the allied nations celebrated VJ Day, and on September 2, Japan signed an unconditional surrender.
Does dropping atomic bombs on innocent civilians work? It would certainly seem so. Unfortunately, on October 24, 1945 the United Nations was born, and wars have been no fun ever since.
Will Kneepad Liberals in the Press be comparing killing Japanese civilians to end WWII with Israel’s right to defend itself from Terrorists these days? We hardly think so.
Remember when Obama led from behind in Libya and our Fund-raiser-in-Chief told congressional leaders that the “kinetic activity” (fighting) we were getting into would only be a matter of “days, not weeks?” How’d that thing in Libya turn out, anyhow? The Muslim Brotherhood got the Gold Medal on that one.
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- THURSDAY, in our Special ” Bomb Damage Assessment” E-dition,The Blower reported: “Effects of the Fallout are still being studied!”
THE 1.6% SOLUTION: Yesterday when Sodomy Rites Activists said “Enola was Gay on Hiroshima Day,” drama queens from Michigan, Tennessee, Kentucky and Ohio headed to the U.S. 6th Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati to continue the Liberal Agenda’s Attack on Marriage. But will our Kneepad Liberals in the Press mention how Americans are being duped into believing there are all those persecuted gays and lesbians out there, especially after the Center for Disease Control just reported only 1.6% of Americans are homosexual? In other words, if Americans realized that less than 2% of the population was gay rather than 10% (let alone the 25 % they would really like you to believe) that the Liberal News Media is oh-so-happy to propagandize, might they have a different view of all those so-called “gay rights?”
DILDO DAY IN CINCINNATI: Wednesday at noon on Fountain Square, Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor some people call “Little John” Cranley proclaimed “Pure Romance Day” in Cincinnati on Joe Braun’s Birthday, in honor of his favorite client. This week, thousands of dildo-selling women have converged on Cincinnati for the company’s annual convention. Folks over at the Hyatt downtown have received an unusual number of complaints about late night noise coming from the upper floors. Makes us wonder what will be in Mr. Cranley’s goodie bag when he goes home tonight.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Watergate Burglar G. Gordon Liddy, who got the Nixon Impeachment Ball rolling when he and some of Nixon’s White House Plumbers got themselves arrested on June 17, 1972, for breaking into DemocRAT National Committee headquarters in the Watergate building in Washington, D.C., and subsequent investigations of the Watergate scandal led to Nixon’s resignation forty years ago tomorrow in 1974.
That’s just one reason why The Blower washonored to choose his old friend G. Gordon to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Impeachment Updates plus an Impeachment One Liner for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane remembers that time Liddy made him an Honorary Watergate Burglar. “That was quote an honor,” Kane explained. “Liddy even told me who ‘Deep Throat’ was. Fortunately, Liddy said it was not actress Linda Lovelace, famous for her performance in the 1972 hardcore porn film Deep Throat. Liddy was right, Kane said. That’s why today our Quote for Today Committee chose Liddy’s “Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.”
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- SATURDAY in our Special “Obama Family Vacation” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama Would Be Managing his New War in Iraq from the Golf Course in Martha’s Vineyard!”
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus reports this year, Obama says he’ll have no trouble running his Brand New War in Iraq and keep America’s Only Middle East Allies in Israel from killing too many terrorists in Gaza (the exact thing Obama’s doing to the terrorists in Iraq) during his extended two-week sojourn in Martha’s Vineyard, the island destination of the wealthy and well-connected American elite, near where the Clintons are spending $100,000 for a three-week rental in the Hamptons. After all, he’s taking his phone and his pen with him.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD: Obama’s Dumbed-Down White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest told Fox News Reporter Ed Henry on Friday: “We are not going to ‘decimate’ the Islamic State, even though they are planning attacks against America.” That was the day after ISIS announced it would raise the Flag of Allah over the White House. Many people thought Obama had already done that.
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The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz
LIBERAL WINDOW STICKERS
The Feck Stops Here
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OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Metro Mole says hilarity ensued after Editrix Wedgie Washburn claimed nobody ever contacted The Fishwrap about removing Courageous Criminal Reporter KimBall Perry’s story from the website about the arrest of Cincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini’s son Robert and daughter-in-law Deanna after they were both arrested on charges of Domestic Violence for getting into a fight with each other in front of their children last week, especially Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP, who is also Castellini’s attorney.
Speaking of The Fishwrap, is it true that last week when Gannett announced it was spinning off the newspaper business that all employees at hereabouts had to reapply for their own jobs? It makes us wonder how many of those jobs won’t be there when people fill out their applications.
- SODOMY RITES UPDATE: During The Fishwrap’s propaganda campaign to validate homosexuality this week, Citizens for Community Values says convicted child-sex offender Michael Childs (whose name says it all) was a key speaker during Wednesday’s Attack on Marriage Rally on Fountain Square. Childs shared the stage with several supportive Disingenuous DemocRAT candidates and elected officials, notably candidate for Ohio Attorney General, David A. Pepper. Didn’t organizers know Childs was a registered child sex offender, or maybe they really didn’t care?
THE MUCKRAKER says when Citizens for Community Values sent out the notice that The “Reverend Michael Childs” (who presided over the Sodomists’ Commitment on Fountain Square on Wednesday during the Same-Sexers on the Square Rally) was a convicted and registered child sex offender – you could have heard a pin drop in editorial rooms around Cincinnati. Phones were ringing, but everything was “off the record.” Finally it was agreed, no one would report on it. In this way – it didn’t happen. The Liberal Agenda could just rewrite history, or in this case, not write it, said the Editor in Chief. The movement already slowed by recognition from the CDC that only 1.6% of citizens were actually gay and that by choice, was on a tipping point. If the majority of people knew how many of those involved in the 363 person rally and march actually had records, let alone were CHILD SEX OFFENDERS, like their Ministerial Leader, the movement would be set back decades! Hence forth the commandments came down from on high:
No reporter shall ever:
1. Acknowledge wrong doing by the LGBTQLOL crowd.
2. Look into the backgrounds of the leaders of the LGBTQLOL crowd.
3. Look into political support or donations of the LGBTQLOL crowd.
4. Question LGBTQLOL candidates – they will have their own statements – especially those running for judicial office.
THE MUCKRAKER also says if gouging $7.50-per-phone line for a so-called “Federal Subscriber Line Charge” is such a great idea, why doesn’t Super Bowl Winning Coach Bill Cowher tell people about it on TV?- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1827, there were race riots in Cincinnati, and 1,000 black people left for Canada, while today Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston wonders why they don’t have a re-enactment at the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center today.
- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Rodney King’s “Can’t we all just get along?” after all those LA Cops beat him senseless.
CONSERVATIVE CURMUDGEON STU MAHLIN wonders if Members of Cincinnati City Clowncil would support a Constitutional Amendment giving all Americans the Right to Vote For Fools.Obviously we already have that right, because Clown-cil exercised it on Wednesday when Seven of Our Nine Fine Clowns rubber stamped Race-Baiter Jesse Jackson’s call for his racist federal voting amendment. BTW, Pandering DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley also approved.
SCREWING THE SUBURBS: After “Me, Greg” Hartmann succumbed to peer pressure from his country club cronies and Commissioners announced their doofus decision to put a tax hike on the November 6 ballot, so Hamilton County citizens will now “only” get to vote on a $170 million tax increase for Union Terminal instead of a much larger one that includes Music Hall, Save Our Icons Organizers had to change their banner, because now only one of the buildings is smiling.
ANGRY IN ANDERSON: As The Blower predicted, the Forrest Gump Board of Education voted 4-1 to jack up residents’ taxes with a bond issue and permanent improvement tax levy scam on the November ballot. Superintendent Dallas Jackson said this would only cost the owner of a $100,000 home an ADDITIONAL $173.25 each year for only 32.5 years. How many of those $100,000 homes do they have in Anderson anyway? If our old friend Darryl Parks was still on WLW Hate Radio, he’d probably already be telling his listeners, “If you vote for a school tax levy, you’re stupid.”- OUR COVETOUS CATHOLIC says perhaps Anderson resident Archbishop Schnurr should emulate our current Pope Francis’ simple life style and move back into the original, more humble archbishop’s apartment available in St. Louis Church on Eighth Street across from the downtown public library. He’d be in the “movin’ and shakin'” downtown area, nice and central to anywhere in the city and just blocks from the cathedral. He’d be close to the city hall where he could counsel all the clowncilpersons during their troubled times, and meet with all the sexually misguided folk who picket in front of the building any time they want another privilege granted to them. Has anyone who questions his/her own sexuality ever thought of just dropping his/her pants and looking in a mirror? That ought to end the doubt.
ELSEWHERE IN OHIO: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says the Cleveland Pain Dealer published an editorial cartoon showing how Disasterous DemoCRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald’s Facebook letter has blown up in his face along with this scathing copy: Just when it seemed Ed FitzGerald couldn’t sink any lower, he posted a letter invoking his son’s cancer fight, in a blatant and disgusting attempt to divert attention from his self-inflicted political wounds. Bad enough that FitzGerald’s driven the Ohio’s DemocRAT ticket’s campaign bus over the cliff… now he’s chosen to drive the family wagon over with it. Bad enough that FitzGerald’s driven the Ohio’s Democratic ticket’s campaign bus over the cliff… now he’s chosen to drive the family wagon over with it. Having zero chance of winning the vote for Governor, FitzGerald sought the pity vote by posting a letter on facebook under the title “Our Family’s Challenge.” The post, co-signed by FitzGerald’s wife, ties in FitzGerald’s rough week on the campaign trail with his son’s battle with cancer four years ago, relaying the good news that his cancer remains in remission.
“LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THNGS”: State Department Spokeswoman Marie Harf says Iraqis “Have To Pull Themselves Together” and stop being Victims Of Genocide. How stupid is that!- SPORTS BREAK: Whistleblower Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says after Friday night’s the Reds “Tragic Number” dropped down to “42.” Bungals Coach Marvin Lewis reminds fans you can’t go winless in the preseason unless you lose the first game. And you should’ve seen Bungals Quarterback Matt Scott’s “Puke, Puke, Pass, TD Play Friday night. [WATCH IT HERE]
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says James R. Carroll at the Louisville, Courier-Journal is reporting Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell’s wife, former Labor Secretary Elaine Chao, sits on the board of an organization that has been part of a campaign against the coal industry and against tobacco use. The anti-coal news, first reported by Yahoo News, comes as McConnell campaigns for re-election, in part by trying to tie his opponent, Alison Wondergams Grimes, to President Barack Obama and his so-called “war on coal.” Curiously, The Senate minority leader is the top recipient of coal industry campaign contributions, which total more than $179,000, according to Federal Election Commission data compiled by the non-partisan Center for Responsive Politics. Maybe that’s what DemocRAT Dominatrix Kathy Groob from Fort Mitchell should’ve been twittering about, instead of making all those ethnic jokes about Ms. Chao.
IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
This week we’re featuring Alan Falfa who used to turn over all the money he made to his mother to deposit in his college fund, but she would always steal his money and spend it on cheap booze. But that was before he became a Whistleblower Neighborhood News Boy. For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #227 says you should quote the wisdom of Al “All-American” Gore, like when he said “Who are these people?” (To a tour guide at Monticello after seeing busts of George Washington and Ben Franklin.)- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says 23% of Likely U.S. Voters say the country is heading in the right direction.
That’s the lowest finding this year but generally reflects the attitude of voters for months now. This finding, which is down one point from the week before, marks the lowest level of confidence since the middle of October.
LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “A new poll found that President Obama’s approval rating has hit a new low of just 40 percent. Or as Obama put it, “60 under par!”- LATE NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: August is a month for vacations and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell
Ode to August
They’re called the “Dog Days of Summer”
Perhaps the name is right.
But when the name is action
To the cats belong the night.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible who learned to hate taxes at an early age. [READ MORE HERE]
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “FOUNTAIN SQUARE FROLICS,” our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about all that Fabulous News Coverage promoting the Gay Agenda during the Attack on Marriage Hearing at the Federal Courthouse in Cincinnati.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.
This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
It probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
FINALLY AT FRIDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane he thought Wedgie Washburn was telling the truth when she claimed nobody ever contacted The Fishwrap about removing Courageous Criminal Reporter KimBall Perry’s story from the website about the arrest of Cincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini’s son Robert and daughter-in-law Deanna after they were both arrested on charges of Domestic Violence for getting into a fight with each other in front of their children last week, especially Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP, who is also Castellini’s attorney. And just like in the newsroom at The Fishwrap, hilarity ensued.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (August 11) The Blower will be publishing our “Liberal Bias Alert” while we’re continuing to count down the 893 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (August 12) is “we’ll be checking how well Obama’s Barak Iraq Attack is going being conducted from Martha’s Vineyard, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will try to bring you the body count.
- Wednesday, (August 13) if we’re publishing our Monthly “Same Time Last Year” Edition, we’ll again be beginning a National Dialogue on Rodeo Clowns!
- Thursday (August 14) we’ll be getting ready for our big “VJ Anniversary” E-dition on Friday, while everybody’s wondering if it’s still politically incorrect to call them Japs.
- The first line of Friday’s (August 15) limerick is: “When your kids finally go back to school.”
- And Saturday (August 16): Black folks will be all be hanging out at the Annual Black Family Reunion in Cincinnatiwhile White folks head across the river to the Great Inland Seafood Fest at Newport’s Riverfront Levee.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn.
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