Thursday, August 7 2014

More Attacks on Marriage

THE 1.6% SOLUTION: Yesterday when Sodomy Rites Activists said “Enola was Gay on Hiroshima Day,” drama queens from Michigan, Tennessee, Kentucky and Ohio headed to the U.S. 6th Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati to continue the Liberal Agenda’s Attack on Marriage. But will our Kneepad Liberals in the Press mention how Americans are being duped into believing there are all those persecuted gays and lesbians out there, especially after the Center for Disease Control just reported only 1.6% of Americans are homosexual? In other words, if Americans realized that less than 2% of the population was gay rather than 10% (let alone the 25 % they would really like you to believe) that the Liberal News Media is oh-so-happy to propagandize, might they have a different view of all those so-called “gay rights?”
DILDO DAY IN CINCINNATI: Wednesday at noon on Fountain Square, Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor some people call “Little John” Cranley proclaimed “Pure Romance Day” in Cincinnati on Joe Braun’s Birthday, in honor of his favorite client. This week, thousands of dildo-selling women have converged on Cincinnati for the company’s annual convention. Folks over at the Hyatt downtown have received an unusual number of complaints about late night noise coming from the upper floors. Makes us wonder what will be in Mr. Cranley’s goodie bag when he goes home tonight.
TWENTY THREE YEARS AGO when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, Edition #62 published on August 6, 1991 featured an item about the high esteem hometown homosexuals held for then Mayor David Mann, who 23 years later, has worked his way all the way up to Vice Mayor. To read that entire edition , CLICK HERE.
AND WAS IT ONLY A COINCIDENCE that while Cincinnati Archbishop Most Reverend Dennis M. Schnurr was asking his flock to join him in praying over these four days in August that the federal appeals court would act wisely to uphold traditional marriage, that Liberals at CNN were reporting how some people in Cincinnati grumbled about the cost of a home for Schnurr’s four-bedroom, four-bath house in Anderson, asking why he doesn’t live downtown if it’s so hip, since previous Archbishops have lived near the Cathedral.
ANGRY ANDERSONIANS want to know how big the tax hike will be on Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane next-door neighbor’s house if that bond issue and permanent improvement tax levy scam on the November ballot passes. Superintendent Dallas Jackson said this would only cost the owner of a $100,000 home an ADDITIONAL $173.25 each year for only 32.5 years. How many of those $100,000 homes do they have in Anderson anyway? The archdiocese bought this house for Schnurr in 2009 for a paltry $469,718, undoubted well before they realized who his next door neighbor was.
ANOTHER BOMBSHELL that was scheduled to drop on the Tri-state on Hiroshima Day turned out to be a real dud. Hamilton County Commissioners really screwed things up even worse when “Me, Greg” Hartmann succumbed to peer pressure from his country club cronies and Commissioners announced their doofus decision to put a tax hike on the ballot so County Over-taxed payers could pay an additional sales tax to renovate Union Terminal, and kicked the can down the road on renovating Music Hall. Some leadership! That’s the kind of decision you’d expect from Cincinnati City Clown-cil.

Also in Anderson, anti-taxers were wondering if the subject of a “Regional Tax” would come up at this afternoon’s Trustees Workshop Meeting, since all of the reasons for County Commissioners to reject the Cincinnati Icons Tax in Iconic Anderson Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson’s July 18 letter would still apply. You can read that entire letter HERE.

IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says given that DemocRAT gubernatorial nominee Ed FitzGerald drove for about a decade without a regular driver’s license, The Dispatch found two fellow D-RATS with whom FitzGerald worked over the years who said they saw him drive a car alone between 2002 and 2012 — meaning that they apparently witnessed him breaking the law. FitzGerald, who is running against Republican Governor Kasich-Taylor, is in a public-relations mess over issues related to cars. Last week, news broke that FitzGerald had been found by Westlake police in a car talking with a woman early one morning two years ago, and on Monday, The Dispatch found that he hadn’t had a driver’s license for years. And here’s a thought: did FitzGerald get a car when he was County Executive of Cuyahoga County? Did anyone ask to see his license?
THE MUCKRAKER reports most local media newsrooms were able to suppress the police report last weekend when police arrested Reds owner Bob Castellini’s son Robert S. Castellini and his wife Deanna for domestic violence, but not TV 12. [YOU CAN WATCH THAT STORY HERE]

Mr. Muck says he’s still working on that story about Warner Business Class gouging its customers $7.50 per phone line so a so-called “Federal Subscriber Line Charge” and customers mistakenly assumed that money was just another tax hat was going to the government.

And if you think that’s really despicable, you should see the shameful sales techniques when pet owners take their injured animals to Med Vet on Red Bank Road. It shouldn’t happen to a dog!

THE CINCINNATI CITY MESS (YOU ONLY READ ABOUT IN THE BLOWER): Friday evening, Police Chief Blackwell showed up at the visitation for a police officer’s son’s untimely death. There was a very large crowd waiting in line to give their last respects to the family. This didn’t deter the chief. He just walked up to the head of the line, and cut in showing no respect to the many officers who had been waiting in line for nearly an hour. He is without a doubt the most absentee chief this city has ever seen since the last one. As many said, since it was a Friday, he was probably late leaving for his residence in Columbus. And it seems Da Chief doesn’t have as much clout as he thought. When Vice President was in town he showed up to get a photo op with the VP. The Secret Service refused, and he was sent on his way without even seeing the VP. Also during the Macy’s Jazz Festival, he tried to get free tickets for all his Columbus friends without success, just like former Assistant Chief Cureton did at the Black Family Reunion. That’s coming up too, so we’ll see what that brings. And did Blackwell really say “prostitution has not gone up” in other areas/streets since those McMicken hooker barricades went up.Maybe Pete Witte was hallucinating when he saw all those skanky whores outside his business on Glenway.
“Conservative Curmudgeon” Stu Mahlin says Larry Falkin, Director of the City of Cincinnati’s Office of Environment & Sustainability, recently spoke at a briefing in Washington D.C. about climate impacts in the Midwest. Falkin said fossils any one of us can find in creek beds around Hamilton County/SW Ohio offer ample testimony to the fact there’s been “climate change” here before. Stu can hardly believe this bullshit and wants to know why this guy is “Falkin around” on the City’s payroll?
Meanwhile, Michael Comisar’s real estate business must not be so great if he’s going to take on being the manager at Mahogany’s. He has peppered his monthly real estate news with recipes from the Maisonette. Will he now be hawking Liz Roger’s soul food recipes when this place closes? Will the restaurant close “for a few days to renovate” during the Black Family reunion like The Maisonette used to do during the Soul Festival? Commisar will fit right in at Mahogany’s…with its problems. He’s been the owner of three restaurants that have gone belly up: Maisonette, LaNormandie, and the restaurant (now Q Bistro) on Wooster in Mariemont that flopped.
A ROAD TO NOWHERE: From the Great White North, No-Tax Jack reportsthe Lebanon School Board is building a new road just off of the Berry School playground that goes nowhere. They put nothing in the paper to let over-taxed payers know what they’re doing with the last 100 million dollar levy, so why did they put another levy on the ballot for special election on August 5 which just cost over-taxed payers another 60K.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1912, Teddy Roosevelt was nominated for president by a group of Revolting Republicans called the Bull Moose Party. One wonders what our TEA Party Patriots would be calling them today.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Teddy Roosevelt’s “There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.”
“LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS”: Wednesday,First Lady Michelle Obama said something Wednesday school children across the U.S. might have thought they’d never hear: “No one really cares what you had for lunch.” How stupid was that! Do you think any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would even understand?
BLUEGRASS BOMBAST: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Reporter Ken Camboo has uncovered some of the details behind the “Completely Unofficial GOP Meeting” in Campbell County. Seems the local crazies like Nolan, Hermes, Robinson, and Nutsy Rogers are trying to create their own Republican Party, since they are largely ignored by Real Republicans who have some sense. A recent meeting held at Barleycorn’s proved to be a flop with 25 attendees, five of who weren’t even residents. Out of that bunch, only 15 voted and it 14 of them voted to elect a new executive committee. Sources have confirmed that a representative from Senator Paul’s staff attended as a fact-finding mission only, but motives were unclear behind Fourth District Chair Troy Sheldon’s attendance. In The Fishwrap he said this group wasn’t recognized, yet his wife Deb Sheldon was elected Vice-Chair with “Silly Sandy” Shaw elected chair. Really Boy Troy, WTF? Camboo did notice “Give Em Hell” Sell showed up at the start of the meeting and handed out his response to the letter those nuts had sent to all precinct officers. Someone else distributed a CD of a phone conversation between Nutty Nolan and GOP Chair Killer Kidwell. This conversation apparently has Nolan stating his daughter’s clerk race (Taunya Nolan Jack) requires $100,000 (really, Nolan?) and that he “runs the county.” Camboo overheard Nolan ask Sell if he was signing in so he could vote, and Sell replied, “Hell no, I’m not sticking around for this mess.”The meeting actually included a speech from Nolan-Jack stating the actions of this group were legitimate and that she did not think a current executive committee is in existence. It’s a pretty stupid move for an elected official to wade into this mess. The Blower sees a short political career for this numbskull.In more current matters, it was rumored that Matt “I Got My Ass Kicked By McConnell” Bevin is running for Governor, with Deb “I Got My Ass Kicked By the Shroedster and Voelkster” Sheldon as a running mate. Look for more NKY news as CamBoo goes on assignment in Kenton and Boondoggle Counties.
And with all that national publicity Kathy Groob has received after she couldn’t stop twittering about Kentucky’s Republican Senator Bitch McConnell’s Asian wife Elaine Chao, Kathy called Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to ask what all the fuss is about. “Didn’t we enjoy chink food that time we had lunch with Miss Vicki at the Wok in Fort Mitchell?” our NoKY DemocRAT Dominatrix asked.
Meanwhile, over at Channel 19, Trish the Dish still wants to know if “Honest Gil” will be campaigning at Goettafest in Newport this weekend, because thousands of people are scheduled to attend that event.

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kaneif he thought local sports fans were ready for some football, since Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall reported the Reds Tragic Number was “46” after Tuesday’s games, and Bungals fans might get to see $115 Million Quarterback Andy Dalton take a couple of snaps in Thursday night’s pre-season opener against the Kansas City Chiefs.Someone else asked why seats on the 50-yard line are so expensive, and our Good Friend Bobby Leach said, “Because they’re worth it.”

Amazingly, this picture sent in by our porn-checking prosecutors in Our Good Friend E Rob Sanders Kenton Commonwealth Attorney’s Office say this cheerleader is undoubtedly not represented by Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters.

And Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Reds owner Bob Castellini’s son Robert S. Castellini and his wife Deanna.

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