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Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Today’s Date in History
Hurley the Historian says on today’s date in 1945, the US dropped its first atomic bomb called “Little Boy” on the Japanese city of Hiroshima. On August 9, the US dropped its second atomic bomb called “Fat Man” on the Japanese city of Nagasaki. Less than a week later on August 15, the allied nations celebrated VJ Day, and on September 2, Japan signed an unconditional surrender.
Does dropping atomic bombs on innocent civilians work? It would certainly seem so. Unfortunately, on October 24, 1945 the United Nations was born, and wars have been no fun ever since.
Will Kneepad Liberals in the Press be comparing killing Japanese civilians to end WWII with Israel’s right to defend itself from Terrorists these days? We hardly think so.
- Remember when Obama led from behind in Libya and our Fund-raiser-in-Chief told congressional leaders that the “kinetic activity” (fighting & killing) we were getting into would only be a matter of “days, not weeks?” How’d that thing in Libya turn out, anyhow? The Moslem Brotherhood got the Gold Medal on that one.
Which is probably why our Quote for Today Committee remembered something Ronald Reagan said during a radio microphone test in 1984: “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.” Did that ever scare the crap out of the Liberals or what!
Not to be outdone, five years ago, Obama sent Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton to North Korea to reward madman Dictator Kim Il Jung for arresting two US journalists. That gave Jimmy Carter something to cheer about, and for the next 898 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, the Obama Administration will be using every excuse (even phony scandals) trying to deflect attention from weekly jobs reports that show that even the disappointingly few jobs being created are low pay and part-time, not the stuff of which robust recoveries are made. Right on cue these days, Jimmy Carter is defending Hamas and blaming Israel for Current War In Gaza, just like everybody else in Obamaland.
All of which Obama was trying to forget on Saturday, while he was spending every waking moment fighting to create American jobs during his 183rd round of golf as president. Maybe Obama’s Organizing for America Campaign should raffle off chances to be Obama’s caddy.- Also last weekend, everybody was still talking about Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry’s latest Middle East Blunder. Kerry’s ceasefire was a classic failure, even for Kerry— spotted riding a pink girl’s bicycle in Nantucket last weekend. Monday, the White House was still unsuccessfully trying to defend Kerry against charges in the Israeli media that Kerry was “capitulating” to Hamas. Deputy National Security Adviser Tony Blinken won today’s “Liberals Say the Stupidest Things” Contest: “Israel has no better friend than John Kerry, no stronger defender. No one has done more for lasting peace.” Memo to Kerry: No Terrorist in history has ever honored a cease fire. And don’t look now, Kerry. A United States Army Two-Star General was shot and killed at close range on Tuesday by an Afghan soldier. Heck of a job, Clueless! Israeli residents now have a message for Obama:
But according to The Whistleblower’s Fractured History Channel, only two really important things ever happened on today’s date: 69 years ago, Colonel Paul Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay dropped the big one on Hiroshima, and during the early 70s, Mrs. Braun gave birth to her “Mr. Don’t Know It All” son Joe, who’ll be celebrating at a surprise birthday party today being hosted by the two Cougars who taught him everything he knows about life and love:
“Mean Jean” Schmidt, who may even get her henpecked husband Peter to pay Joe Braun the rest of what she still owes him for representing her all those years ago in front of the Ohio Elections Commission for the umpteenth time, and Joe’s favorite client, Patty Brisben, owner of Dildo World (originally in Love-land, but now downtown thanks to all that free over-taxed payer money from Cincinnati City Clowncil), whom Joe arranged to be named Southern Ohio Entrepreneur of the Year a couple of years ago. This week, more than two million sales consultants for Dildo World honored Joe with the “Golden Dildo Award” at the company’s national training event at Duke Energy Convention Center in downtown Cincinnati. Just imagine what Patty’s dildo centerpieces looked like.
The Blower’s Faux Facebook Friend Joe will just be 41 tomorrow, but that’s only eight years older than Jesus was when they nailed him to the cross. Which is what would probably be happening at Joe’s Strauss Troy law firm, if they thought he was still having anything to do with That Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch these days, or at least until he collects every last penny of all that money still outstanding from those old invoices. Because unlike some of Mean Jean’s lawyers like those Malicious Muslims at the Turkish Coalition of America you might have read about, Strauss Troy did remember to send her a bill.
- But we digress. Let’s get back to today’s history lesson. At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were saying most people remember the horror of what Hiroshima looked like after the US dropped the big one. [SEE MORE PICTURES HERE]
Few people realize what that obliterated Oriental city looks like 69 years later.
Or maybe we should compare Hiroshima and Detroit.
That’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained, “Cincinnati doesn’t need to waste all that money on a stupid street car. All City Clown-cil has to do is drop a big bomb.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially the two Cougars who taught Joe Braun everything he knows about life and love.
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“Little Boy” Atom Bomb
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