Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, August 3, 2014

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • image007OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA’S MIDDLE EAST MESS STORY THIS WEEK is when that 72-hour ceasefire between Israel and Hamas brokered by Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry expolded just 90 minutes into the “unconditional humanitarian ceasefire” Kerry had announced. Hamas terrorists emerged one of their many terror tunnels, detonated a suicide bomb, and took one Israeli soldier back through that tunnel. Hamas broke Kerry’s Truce with 70-and-a-half hours still left on the three-day clock. Friday afternoon, Obama called on Hamas to release the Israeli soldier. No word about how much ransom Obama was willing to pay or if his #GiveUsBackOurJew Tweet was working. And when IsraellyCool showed that picture of an Israeli Soldier helping a starving mentally ill Palestinian man who’d been chained to a building by Hamas, was the UN really still claiming they don’t use civilian shields?
  • OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA’S MIDDLE EAST MESS STORY THIS WEEK was when Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu didn’t mince words in a phone call with U.S. Ambassador to Israel Dan Shapiro on Friday. Netanyahu reportedly warned Shapiro that President Barack Obama and his administration was “not to ever second-guess me again.
  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA’S MIDDLE EAST MESS STORY THIS WEEK was Friday night on HBO’s “Real Time,” when Obama mega-donor Bill Maher said, “By the way, if we didn’t give Israel the money then they wouldn’t have to listen to Kerry. Haven’t they suffered enough?”  
  • MONDAY in our Special “What Obama Scandals?”” E-dition, The Blower said, “It all depends on how you define “Scandal!”

          image009At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought about all of the problems Obama’s been having these days, especially after that CNN/ORC International poll said if a rematch of the 2012 presidential election were held today, GOP nominee Mitt Romney would top Obama in the popular vote, according to a new national survey.

“Maybe Obama needs to ‘pivot’ back to the economy for the 197th time since he’s been in office,” Kane explained, “ because the White House needs to do something to change the topic away from the president’s failed agenda.”

Maybe Obama could make another speech. Unfortunately, it would probably last longer than one of his State of Disunion Addresses and Obama’s regurgitated rhetoric would turn out to be a repeat of just another warmed over Class Warfare diatribe from his last re-election campaign, and the biggest laugh would come when Obama chides Congress for being less concerned about the economy and more about an endless parade of distractions, political posturing and phony scandals.”

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  •  TUESDAY in our Official “Obama’s Impeachment Scam”  E-dition, The Blower said, “Because you know it’s not really going to happen!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

image012Sunday we sent out emails begging for more money because there were only 100 more days until the 2014 Elections. —Every Political Campaign in America

Obama keeps daring House Republicans to impeach him before the mid terms. He knows those wussies won’t do it, and we can use it as a fundraising gimmick In the past four days we sent out 11 different Fundraising Emails shrieking hysterically over the totally nonexistent threat of Obama’s being impeached.  —DemocRAT Party

And even if those Pussy Republicans ever found the balls or got the stupids to impeach our first Black President, we’d never convict him, just like Bill Clinton. —Harry Reid and the Disingenuous DemocRATS in the Senate

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Special ““Boehner’s Surrender”” E-dition,The Blower said, “He Rules Out Impeachment, Just as The Blower Predicted!”

image013Yesterday, Obama took time out from his grueling pace of fundraising, golfing, and vacations to sign another E-mail from the DemocRAT Congressional Campaign Committee. This one said: “Joe Biden has emailed you. Michelle has emailed you. And now I’ve emailed you. We wouldn’t all be asking if it wasn’t so important. Right now, Republicans in Congress are trying to sue me for simply doing my job. Yes, it’s outrageous. But it also makes this the most important fundraising deadline we’ve faced together. We’re down to our last 72 hours and still coming up 100,000 donations short of our goal. Can I count on you?”

Watching Obama’s Doofus Secretary of State John Kerry trying to tie our only ally in the Middle East Israel’s hands as it defends itself from the Palestinian Terrorists in Gaza these days, would anybody really be surprised that we now have confirming evidence that Obama’s IRS and State Department worked together to target Pro-Israel Groups, just Conservatives? Kerry, of course, after trying to get Israel to sign pro-Hamas cease-fire, says, “My “devotion” to Israel is second to none.” No wonder New York State Assemblyman Dov Hikind (D-Borough Park) called Obama’s “out of control” administration “amateur hour in America?”

What a surprise— Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says a majority of Americans wouldn’t want Obama to campaign for them if they were running for office in the 2014 midterm elections in only 97 more days!               

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special ” August Action Agenda” E-dition,The Blower reported, “Obama’s Schedule Includes More Golf, Fundraisers, and Vacations!”        

         image014Remember back in 2008 when all thoseDumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, thought Obama could walk on water?

So how’s that Hope and Change thing working out for you these days?

Meanwhile, if Dumbed-Down DemocRATS don’t see 37 more “Impeachment Alerts” this week, maybe it’s because the DemocRAT National Committee is trying to get everybody on its Suckers List to sign Obama’s Birthday Card on August 4.

 THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen say belief that the United States is winning the War on Terror has plummeted to its lowest level in over 10 years of regular tracking. Just 27% of Likely U.S. Voters now believe the United States and its allies are winning the War on Terror. And only 27 % of Americans have a favorable opinion of Muslims. That’s down from 35% in 2010, according to the Zogby poll, commissioned by the non-profit Arab American Institute. Meanwhile, a WaPo/ABC Poll says only 39% approve of how Obama’s handling the Israel-Hamas Conflict, and in Israel, a Channel 10 News Poll says 87% of Israelis approve of how Bebe Netanyahu is handling his War In Gaza.

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  • FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”

 Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

image015Why, it’s none other than Boehner Basher, Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones, who got fed up with the overwhelming number of “illegals” in his jail and sent a bill for the cost to Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto. “I sent him a bill for the prisoners that are in my jail. They came here illegally,” Jones told TheBlaze TV host Dana Loesch. “I’ve not gotten any money from them, but I billed them for every penny. I’ll tell you what I did get in return: My life was threatened.”

That’s just one reason why The Blower washonored to choose the Fiery Butler County Sheriff (a long-time advocate of tracking illegal immigrants like UPS packages) to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Illegal Immigration Updates plus some Illegal Alien One Liners for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

 Hurley the Historian says a few Amnesty Supporters milled around outside the Butler County jail Thursday to whine about Sheriff Richard Jones’ stance on illegal immigration, but that so-called protest would not be anything historic, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Allen West’s “Quite simply, federal laws already on the books aimed at stopping the flow of illegal immigration must be enforced. Furthermore, states must be given the resources necessary to confront the problem, which includes strengthening the border patrol.”

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “Obama’s Birthday” E-dition, The Blower said, “Surprised it’s not yet a National Holiday!”

But We Still Haven’t Seen His Damn Birth Certificate

           image017Monday is Obama’s 53rd Birthday, and all over America Obsessive Obama Supporters like Tom and Rose are busy signing that e-mail card to help Obamacelebrate and to let him know we’re all still out here fighting alongside him. But the problem is, every time you try to sign it, they ask you for another damn donation.

image018All over the world, Obama’s friends are planning to celebrate too, especially all those Murdering Muslim Terrorists. Obama’s State Department even issued a worldwide travel ban, and Obama’s Secretary of State John Kerry says U.S. Embassies across the Middle East will be shut down on Monday to celebrate Obama’s Birthday. And as the world burns, Obama was partying with Pop Star Katy Perry at the White House on Thursday night.

And just think, there are only the 902 more Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached. The Blower says we should all live that long. 

92,001,000 Americans are now Not Working. That number has only increased 11,472,000 since Obama came into office.  

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  • image020OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Metro Mole claims it may not be entirely correct for The Blower to say The Fishwrap only believes it’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our community great; it’s our “Diversity!” The Mole Man says we forgot to mention Political Correctness, raising regional taxes for City owned Icons, Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants, and trying to equate making excuses for rocket-firing, tunnel-digging, Islamic Terrorists in Gaza with Israel’s Right of Self Defense. Saturday’s full-page column with pictures of those poor Palestinian children was a classic.   
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date 1492, the Santa Maria, Pinta, and Nina set sail for America, but it wasn’t till many years later that Liberals would be blaming Columbus personally for everything bad that was to happen in this country until they began to blame George W. Bush.
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says 24% of Likely U.S. Voters say the country is heading in the right direction. That’s the lowest finding this year but generally reflects the attitude of voters for months now.
  • “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS”:  Today Florida DemocRAT Congressman Joe Garcia, a member of the Hispanic Caucus, is “appalled that Republican Senator Ted Cruz is trying to “Strip Away the Rights” Of Illegal Immigrants. How stupid is that!
  • image022THE MUCKRAKER says since it’s now August, Warner Business Class Customers are being gouged $7.50-per-phone line for a so-called “Federal Subscriber Line Charge,” and if astute business customers reading this month’s phone bills aren’t already complaining, they soon will be.
  • image024THE CINCINNATI CITY MESS (YOU ONLY READ ABOUT IN THE BLOWER): Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley’s choice for the City’s next City Mangler is a Black Guy Named Black.What a surprise!

English as Second Language will now be offered at Cincinnati City Hall, applications should be directed to the Mayor’s office en Español. Requests for funding for other rich kid play toys, like Hyde Park and Kenwood country clubs should be sent directly to Commissioner “Me” Greg Hartmann.  His statement, “Let the people decide” was such an abdication of duty that it automatically placed him as the potential frontrunner for this year’s Marie Antoinette Award!  This award has been won by others like Bob Bungalhaus the Czar of the stadium tax, and most notably by Disgraced Former Turkish Terrorist Loving Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt. Evidently, Hartmann and Odd Todd Opportune have not learned from the political fortunes of their predecessors like little Tommy Neyer and Bungalhaus…unless they already have agreements for jobs if the $330 million (for now) tax increase goes through.

  •  image026SCREWING THE SUBURBS: Will Hamilton County Commissioners really decide by August 6 if the proposed sales tax hike to pay for maintenance to City-Owned Music Hall and the Museum Center will be put on the November ballot? What could possibly go wrong if they do? Local voters have never voted for anything really stupid before.
  • LITIGIOUS LAWYERS UPDATE: Is COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney used to sue school boards to rake in all that cash. Now he’s just selling them protection.

Also, James “The Rock” Bogen, who took a break from representing weirdos and perverts this, also got his face on TV 5 News after his Federal Lawsuit got the City to take down all those Bimbo Barricades on East McMicken that was causing so many problems for prostitutes. We’re sure The Rock hid all the evidence from his sex cases before Channel 5 interviewed him at his office.

  • image028SODOMY RITES UPDATE: This year on August 6, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit in Cincinnati will hear arguments as to whether or not marriage laws defining marriage between one man and one woman are unconstitutional. Citizens for Community Values says “Say a Prayer for Marriage.”
  • REDS’ NO-MENTUM: Whistleblower Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says the amazing Reds actually won their second game in a row Friday night, but so did the Brewers, and The Reds “Tragic Number” dropped down to “48.”
  • image030CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters announced the indictment of former Scarlet Oaks culinary teacher Dan Knecht for only having sex with three students.  In an Exclusive Interview, “The Jaywalker told The Blower, “The investigation started when a student who was not having sex with the teacher reported it.”
  • IN CLERMONT COUNTY: weren’t really surprised when an appeals court no doubt confirmed a lower court decision againstformer Pierce Township Police Chief James T. Smith (known to Blower readers as “Inspector Clouseau”) and former township law director Frances Kelly, when they were caught in the throes of passion in Smith’s office during the Memorial Day weekend in 2011. “I just wanted to be loved,” said “Inspector Clouseau,” “Is there anything wrong with that?”
  • image032ANGRY IN ANDERSON: As The Blower predicted, the Forrest Gump Board of Education voted 4-1 to jack up residents’ taxes with a bond issue and permanent improvement tax levy scam on the November ballot. Superintendent Dallas Jackson said this would only cost the owner of a $100,000 home an ADDITIONAL $173.25 each year for only 32.5 years. How many of those $100,000 homes do they have in Anderson anyway?

And did a Republican Anderson Trustee really use his Guest Column in the Forest Hills Urinal to call for “Regional Support for Regional Icons?” Was he speaking for all three Anderson Trustees, and could his support for a humongous school tax hike be very far behind? 

  • IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo and a van full of Whistleblower Interns still haven’t returned from Saturday’s Annual Political Mudslinging Contest in Fancy Farm, Kentucky. The ten hour and 20 minute round trip is only 722 miles. You could almost drive to Macon, Georgia in that amount of time.

IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?

 Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.

image033This week we’re featuring Eldon Pudpuller was a very troubled 12-year-old lad who ran up a whopping $38,000 telephone bill last month making calls to 1-900 phone-sex lines. But that was before he became a Whistleblower Neighborhood News Boy. For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.

  • image035LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #223 says if the Obama administration isn’t socialist, how come Americans had to pay more to the government in taxes in 2013 than they spent on food, clothing, and shelter combined?
  • image036LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked David Letterman’s “Congress is now getting ready to take a month off. From what? Members of Congress need to recharge their batteries for another year of gridlock. Sometimes you wonder about these guys in Congress. Are they there at all?”
  • image037LATE NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Summer is well under way and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.

Summer Sports
Summer is the time for sports
So search for a lovely doll
Who is yearning for some action
And willing to play ball.

This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

image044It probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.

Saturday, our Free Grain Party Members attended that “Absolutely FREE” Garage Sale at the Zion Lutheran Church in Anderson. Besides all that “Absolutely FREE Stuff” from your neighbors’ garages, they gave away tons of Absolutely FREE Hot Dogs, Cold Drinks, Hair Cuts, Car Washes, Blood Pressure Checks, Help, and Prayers.” And they didn’t have to convert. 

  • image045FINALLY AT FRIDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane if The Blower plans to cover Fake Senate Candidate “Honest Gil” Fulbright’s race against a Fake Republican Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell and his Ditzy DemocRAT Challenger Alison Wondergams Grimes. You bet!” said Kane, “as the official voice of the Conservative Agenda and the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the Tri-State, our readers know to expect nothing less.”

                    AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: 

  • image047Monday (August 4) Dumbed Down DemocRATS will be celebrating Obama’s Birthday, while we’re continuing to count down the 900 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

The Blower understands Republicans are delivering a copy of the U.S. Constitution to the White House for Obama’s Birthday so Obama can read it before he picks up his pen or phone.

  • Tuesday (August 5) is “we’ll be checking to see if anybody survived the political attacks at last weekend’s Annual Political Mudslinging Contest in Fancy Farm, Kentucky, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will try to bring you the body count.
  • Wednesday, (August 6) is our Official “Earth-shattering Kaboom” E-dition when we ask, “Will Enola be Gay on Hiroshima Day?”
  • Thursday (August 7) is of the date Teddy Roosevelt was nominated as the Presidential Candidate for the Bull Moose Party in 1912. Coincidentally, in 2012 Obama was nominated by the Total BullShit Party.
  • The first line of Friday’s (August 8) limerick is: “How many lies will Obama tell?”
  • And Saturday (August 9) we’ll by Gliers Goettafest Newport at Newport’s Riverfront Levee to find out what’s in Goetta anyway:

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially the Hamilton County Commissioners, who will be deciding by August 6 if the proposed sales tax hike to pay for maintenance to City-Owned Music Hall and the Museum Center will be put on the November ballot? (Courtesy of Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception (Not an Illegal Immigrant).

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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. 

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 (Sent in by the “Honest Gil” Fulbright, I just officially announced his candidacy Saturday afternoon in front of the 10,000 people at Fancy Farm Picnic in Kentucky! People of Kentucky, prepare to be sold out!

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