Friday, August 1, 2014
Boehner’s Border Blunder Bill
On Thursday, chances died for House Republicans to come across with a spending plan to answer Obama’s demand for nearly $4 billion to handle a surge of minors across the southern border. DemocRAT refusals to alter existing laws and executive orders in response to the crisis mean the border funding bill never really stood a chance.
House Republicans already locked in an 11th-hour battle with Senate D-RATS over border security funding, were making a last-ditch effort to prevent Obama from wielding his executive pen to let millions more illegal immigrants stay in the country.
But House GOP leaders canceled Thursday’s vote on their $659 million border bill, signaling their failure to corral members behind the measure, because a significant number of Conservative Republicans had balked at sending any money to the White House for the border.
Voters think Obama is doing a poor job handling the latest immigration crisis and believe he wants to let most of the new illegal immigrants stay here despite majority support for their quick deportation.
So House GOP leaders canceled Thursday’s vote on Boehner’s $659 million border bill, and Congress planned to leave for August recess without a vote, unless those balky Conservatives leave immediately and the RINOs all stay behind and join with the House Dems to sneak in a revote. Stay tuned.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Boehner Basher, Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones, who got fed up with the overwhelming number of “illegals” in his jail and sent a bill for the cost to Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto. “I sent him a bill for the prisoners that are in my jail. They came here illegally,” Jones told TheBlaze TV host Dana Loesch. “I’ve not gotten any money from them, but I billed them for every penny. I’ll tell you what I did get in return: My life was threatened.” [READ MORE HERE]
That’s just one reason why The Blower washonored to choose the Fiery Butler County Sheriff (a long-time advocate of tracking illegal immigrants like UPS packages) to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Illegal Immigration Updates plus some Illegal Alien One Liners for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
Hurley the Historian says a few Amnesty Supporters milled around outside the Butler County jail Thursday to whine about Sheriff Richard Jones’ stance on illegal immigration, but that so-called protest would not be anything historic, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Allen West’s “Quite simply, federal laws already on the books aimed at stopping the flow of illegal immigration must be enforced. Furthermore, states must be given the resources necessary to confront the problem, which includes strengthening the border patrol.”
- “THESE ILLEGAL ALIENS DESERVE NOTHING”…from “Daily Sanity,” Your Daily Dose of Sanity from Conservative-Daily.Com.
Dear Conservative,
You are watching what is going on at the southern border. Every day, hundreds, if not thousands of illegal aliens, are crossing the border and deliberately trying to be caught. Since April, federal agents have apprehended 300,000 illegal aliens in the United States.
Instead of turning these people around and sending them back to where they came from, the Obama administration is catching and releasing them! Not only that, these illegals are being given FREE one-way tickets to wherever they want to go in the United States.
All illegal aliens know this. They know that the Obama administration wants to let them in and that the politicians in Washington D.C. are too spineless to do anything to stop it.
What the hell is happening to our country? Is this even a country anymore? Can you have a country without borders?
I look at everything that is happening, and it makes me feel incredibly powerless. We have a President who is LITERALLY giving taxpayer-funded lawyers to these illegals so they can fight their deportations. We have a government that pretends to be surprised about the border surge when in reality, the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agency published a job listing last January for escorts to lead unaccompanied illegal aliens across the country.
- “AN ILLEGAL POEM” by Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose
I cross river, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need go see Welfare.
Welfare say, ‘You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.’
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy!
By and by, Got plenty money,
Thanks to you, OVER-TAXED PAYER dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them ‘come, fast as you can’
They come in buses and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor’s patience is wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
I buy his house, and then I say,
‘Find more aliens for house to rent.’
In my yard I put a tent.
Send for family, they just trash,
But they, too, draw welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
Soon we own whole neighborhood.
We have hobby, it called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
OVER-TAXED PAYER crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.
SEND THIS TO EVERY OVER-TAXED PAYER YOU KNOW!
- “11-YEAR-OLD SHOOTS ILLEGALS” by Andy Oakley
Here’s a heart-warming story from Butte, Montana. According to the Butte-Silver Bow Sheriff’s Department, this never took place, but who cares, since it’s a great story anyway. Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower “home-alone” 11-year-old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks didn’t know two things: They were in Montana, and Patricia had been a clay-shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father’s room and grabbed his 12-gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old’s knee-crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.
It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45-caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. The victim there, 50-year-old David 0’Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.
Do you ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news?
An 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home and herself against two murderous, illegal immigrants and she wins.
She is still alive.
Now THAT is Gun Control!
Thought for the day: Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist.”
‘I like this kind of e-mail! American citizens defending themselves and their homes.
The above-quoted story about two armed illegal aliens killed during an attempted home invasion by an 11-year shotgun-wielding girl was posted to LibertyPost.org on 25 April 2007. Although the account was widely cited as a validation of anti-illegal immigration and/or pro-gun ownership positions, confirmation of the tale as a real-life incident was lacking.
- AND A QUICKIE By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
Illegal Alien One-Liners
Why don’t Mexicans cross the border in 3s?
Because some of the signs say “No Trespassing”
Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
A Communist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien went into a tavern, and the bartender said, “What will it be, President Obama?”
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
Stories We’reWorking On
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- How Many Illegal Immigrants Coming to Cincinnati?
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said politicians from all over Kentucky were traveling to Fancy Farm tomorrow just to hear all that partisan political palaver:
(A) Wanted to meet the most expensive Senate Candidates in History: 2%
(B) Hoping for a Civility-Free Event: 1%
(C) Wanted to see that fake Senate Candidate: 1%
(D) They forgot those speeches would be on TV: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
Some of Today’s Conservative Political Cartoons
TODAY’S LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS: California’s Governor Moonbeam Jerry Brown: “MILLIONS Of Mexicans Will Invade America To Escape Global Warming!”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Governor Moonbeam.
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
Successful Submissions
This week, everybody who thinks Obama really stepped in it way back when he said “If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen,” e-mailed entries to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Marty Mocker, who says he really likes watching the way Obama sounds really stupid every time he goes off his teleprompter.
Marty wins a picture suitable for framing of his signature on Obama’s Birthday Card on Monday, multiple fake IDs so he can vote early and often, and his name added to the DemocRATS Sucker List so he might win an Obama 2016 Bumper Sticker, in case the First Black President in History isn’t impeached during the next two years. His winning Limerick is:
Here’s who to thank when you succeed:
You can skip over those with a leftist creed;
And don’t count those who always sleep late,
Or those who sit in cars and masturbate.
“Early to bed and early to rise” is the only rule you need.
So who can you thank when you succeed?
Don’t listen to those liberal hearts that bleed,
Forget presidents from Kenya,
And government handouts that demean ya.
Thank the Lord Almighty; of Him only take heed.
And from the Anderson Laureate (who says, “Can you believe this guy still hasn’t been impeached?”)
Here’s who to thank when you succeed
It’s the Kenyan we elected to lead
If you succeed here or in Japan
Somebody else made that happen
(I think that socialist has been smoking weed)
The Dems are seriously vexed
Claiming Barak was taken out of context
But he said what he said
They should get that through their head
What kind of lies will they try to sell next?
I guess Henry Ford did nothing on his own
And Bell had help inventing the phone
Bill Gates was a fake
Betty Crocker didn’t bake
Obama’s ideology makes me groan.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“How many lies will Obama Tell?”
WHAT’S NEXT AFTER AMNESTY HOT LINE
e-mail your illegal immigration solutions today.
Some vile-and-disgusting items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers, like this picture showing the mood when it was announced that Amnesty Fest had been cancelled.
Whistleblower Link of the Day
How Liberals Really Feel About Amnesty
(Sent in by MRCTV’s Dan Joseph who asks people to sign a petition to bring the unaccompanied minors at the border to Alexandria, VA. Once they sign he asks them to sign an agreement to house one. No one signs up for housing)
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