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Wednesday, July 30, 2014
More DemocRAT Duplicity
Yesterday, Obama took time out from his grueling pace of fundraising, golfing, and vacations to sign another E-mail from the DemocRAT Congressional Campaign Committee. This one said: “Joe Biden has emailed you. Michelle has emailed you. And now I’ve emailed you. We wouldn’t all be asking if it wasn’t so important. Right now, Republicans in Congress are trying to sue me for simply doing my job. Yes, it’s outrageous. But it also makes this the most important fundraising deadline we’ve faced together. We’re down to our last 72 hours and still coming up 100,000 donations short of our goal. Can I count on you?”
Watching Obama’s Doofus Secretary of State John Kerry trying to tie our only ally in the Middle East Israel’s hands as it defends itself from the Palestinian Terrorists in Gaza these days, would anybody really be surprised that we now have confirming evidence that Obama’s IRS and State Department worked together to target Pro-Israel Groups, just Conservatives? Kerry, of course, after trying to get Israel to sign pro-Hamas cease-fire, says, “My “devotion” to Israel is second to none.” No wonder New York State Assemblyman Dov Hikind (D-Borough Park) called Obama’s “out of control” administration “amateur hour in America?”- What a surprise— Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says a majority of Americans wouldn’t want Obama to campaign for them if they were running for office in the 2014 midterm elections in only 97 more days!
- Meanwhile at the White House, Obama says, “Muslims built ‘The Very Fabric of Our Nation’” the Islamic State marked the end of Ramadan with a video showing the Mass Execution Of Shiite Prisoners, and we all endure the 904 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
- Which Republican House Speaker John Boehner swears is just a figment of a Fundraiser’s Imagination, started by DemocRATS at the White House.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1965, President Johnson signed Medicare into law, and thus began the most enormous strain of all on the federal budget. Throughout its history, Congress would make sure the program would be plagued by fraud (committed by patients, doctors, and hospitals) that would cost over-taxed payers countless trillions of dollars.- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE says after looking at Obama’s ObamaCare Mess, that’s why we chose Aaron Sorkin’s “And my friends, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”
- WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS EDITOR ANDY FURBALL says the Reds lost 2-1 Monday night, but the good news was it took the lowly Arizona Diamondbacks 15 innings to do it, so most Cincinnatians were fast asleep and not again awakened by any fireworks.
- LEGAL UPDATE: Is COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney now representing the same evil people he used to so gleefully attack? Maybe he just ran out of local governments and school boards to sue.
- SODOMY RITES UPDATE: Over at Citizens for Community Values, Phil Burr-ass says this is a must-see short video clip where Ryan T. Anderson from the Heritage Foundation tries to help everyone understand how the debate about same-sex marriage is not about equality or discrimination.
- LIBERALS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS: The Always Annoying Geraldo Rivera is outraged whenever anyone around him refers to people illegally crossing the border as “illegals.” On Monday’s edition of Outnumbered he challenged FNC’s Ainsley Earhardt when she dared to use that phrase in his presence. Rivera barked: “Every time you say ‘illegals,’ it’s like fingernails on a blackboard!”
The Blower wonders what Geraldo would say after Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones got fed up with the overwhelming number of “illegals” in his jail and sent a bill for the costs to Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto. “I sent him a bill for the prisoners that are in my jail. They came here illegally,” Jones told TheBlaze TV host Dana Loesch. “I’ve not gotten any money from them, but I billed them so much. And I’ll tell you what I got in return: My life was threatened.” [READ MORE HERE]
- McDONALD’S NEXT EASY STEPS: Tuesday the Senate voted 97-0 to approve Robert McDonald’s nomination to lead the embattled Department of Veterans Affairs. Let’s see how long that honeymoon lasts if our former P&G CEO actually tries to change something.
FORGETFUL FISHWRAPPERS: When Political Columnist Cindi Andrews heaped praise on Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley, who now says he supports anteing up another $10 Million to pay for the City’s share of the upkeep for the City-Owned Music Hall and the Museum Center, nowhere in her report did the total humongous amount over-taxed payers are being suckered into paying appear. Maybe she forgot. 
ABSOLUTELY FREE: Everybody knows the Free Grain Party stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others. This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
And this goes double for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
But the Free Grain Party has finally found an event it can enthusiastically support—Saturday’s “Absolutely FREE” Garage Sale at the Zion Lutheran Church in Anderson between 10 AM and 12:30 PM. No kidding. Besides all that “Absolutely FREE Stuff” from your neighbors’ garages, there’ll be Absolutely FREE Hot Dogs, Cold Drinks, Hair Cuts, Car Washes, Blood Pressure Checks, Help, and Prayers.” All you gotta do is become a Lutheran!
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WARNER BUSINESS CLASS CUSTOMERS were advised in July that starting in August, all their lucky customers will be gouged $7.50 per phone line for a “Federal Subscriber Line Charge,” and Regulatory Recovery Fees will increase by 1.11% of customers’ applicable phone charges. Would you be surprised to learn that money doesn’t go to the federal government? - TWENTY THREE YEARS AGO when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, Edition #61 published on July 30, 1991 featured an item about Felonious Fundraiser Dickie Weiland, whom The Blower is always pleased to remember, along with an award-winning Top Ten List advising women how they might know they were being examined by a fake doctor, and a public service announcement for “Doc” West in Covington, as we all wonder how Eric “Call me Crazy” Deters ever missed getting him as a client. To see that entire edition, CLICK HERE.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says everybody’s getting ready to travel down to Fancy Farm (wherever the hell that is) on Saturday to hear all those wonderful speeches, but The Blower was amazed when Joe Gerth at the Louisville Courier Journal reported Fake U.S. Senate Candidate Gil Fulbright had actually raised enough money that he can go on television with ads and now is looking to expand his campaign nationally. The campaign now has enough money to rent a bus and get Fulbright to Kentucky several times during the campaign, put up billboards in big cities, hire a public relations firm and buy a limited amount of airtime for commercials.
Fulbright, played by veteran character actor Frank Ridley, is a creation of the group represent.us, which favors limiting money in politics.
Fulbright is set to formally announce his candidacy at the annual Fancy Farm Picnic in Western Kentucky on Saturday. At noon on Tuesday, Fulbright’s campaign had raised $60,294.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how The Blower would be celebrating “National Cheesecake Day” today.
“It all depends on your meaning of Cheesecake,” Kane explained. “If you’re talking about a kind of rich dessert cake made with cream and soft cheese on a graham cracker, cookie, or pastry crust, typically topped with a fruit sauce, we could all pig out at the Cheesecake Factory.”
“I prefer our other choice,” said our Good Friend Bobby Leach, “I’ve always defined Cheesecake as photography, a movie, or art that portrays women in a manner emphasizing stereotypical sexual attractiveness. Like a Cheesecake photo of a woman cooking wearing only an apron, if you know what I mean.”
“Good, we’ll use your definition,” Kane said. “Now call Phil Burr-ass and tell him to look in his garage for some of his old nudie magazines, so we can have a real celebration.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Phil Burr-ass.
CHEESECAKE DAY HOT LINE
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Some cheesecake loving items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally cheesecake loving subscribers, but we could always use more.
WHISTLEBLOWER LINK OF THE DAY
Run the Honest Politician for U.S. Senate
(Sent in by Creators of Gil Fulbright, the satirical candidate running against Mitch McConnell and Alison Wondergam Grimes. Help us get old Gil to Kentucky at http://igg.me/at/HonestGil.)
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