Thursday, July 24 2014
Diverse Weather Forecast
The National Urban League Conference is in Cincinnati to talk about jobs in U.S. cities this week, and think of the hot air all those politicians are bringing with them. Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden, Kentucky DemocRAT Steve Beshear and Republican Senator Rand Paul are among the headliners. Need we say more? Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus and DemocRAT Party counterpart Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz of Florida will be spinning and grinning. And PMSNBC Commentator Al Sharpton will provide the Race-Baiting.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.”
That means 8,000 more Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, will be in town this week. Do you think all of them will be lining up for Soul Food at Liz Rogers’ Mahogany Restaurant? How far behind is Liz on her rent and payments to the City these days anyway?
Urban League president Marc Morial claims the National Urban League is bi-partisan. No kidding. They’re not really a wholly-owned subsidiary of the DemocRAT Party. Just like the NAALCP, which held its 2008 GOP-bashing Obama Rally in Cincinnati.
BUT REAL REPUBLICANS REMEMBER BACK IN 2008 when Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex Jolson (pronounced Alex) defended being on the NAALCP’s so-called Blue Ribbon Committee in his blog:
I have been criticized in some quarters for my involvement because so many people view this organization as liberal and committed to helping Senator Obama. To that, I say this: I am not naïve. The NAACP strives to be non-partisan and their visit here has been handled in a highly non-partisan way. They have gone to great lengths to include Republicans everywhere and they have done it in a highly professional and courteous way. As Party Chairman, I believe that our party needs to reach out to every segment of the American population. I am looking forward to this week and to attending several of the NAACP events. My favorite? The McCain speech on Wednesday!
It’s a good thing Alex wasn’t naïve, or else he might’ve joined other RINOsatGreedy Hearse-Chasing, Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted, Then Still a Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley when that Disgraceful DemocRAT hosted a fund-raiser for That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch Mean Jean “Hoffman” Schmidt to celebrate the “Bluing of Hamilton County.”
But we will say this, our Minstrel Man might’ve finally figured out that the NAALCP was just a bunch of liberal black people after watching Obama’s speech. [YOU CAN SEE THAT HERE]
THE MUCKRAKER REMEMBERS that was the same week in July 2008 The Fishwrap reported that Saul Green, monitor for Judge Mrs. $tan Che$ley’s racial racketeering agreement, recommended that monitoring end six years after Quisling Charlie Luken surrendered his police department to Judge Mrs. $tan Che$ley, the ACLU, and the black boycotters.
The judge was happy. The monitor was happy, especially after receiving all those millions of over-taxed payers’ dollars. Cincinnati Police Chief Tom Streicher was ecstatic. Even Streicher’s future business partner, ACLU mouthpiece Scott Greenwood said the police had done a great job.
Mentioned nowhere in all those kumbayas was the role of local loudmouth Chris “it’s all about me” Smithermouth, Why? Because the self-important SMLP president of the local NAALCP was too busy preening and lying about cops Tasering six-year olds to actually do anything to make Cincinnati safer for cops and the community. Maybe next time before he trashed Cincinnati to a national audience, Smithermouth could pay attention to what’s actually happening here first. No wonder disgraced former Hamilton County Prosecutor Mike Allen once called a Smithermouth a “smart mouth little punk.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says it was only six years ago that Gayvenor Strickland appointed local Republican state rep-tile Jim Raussen to a $115,000-a-year newly created position as state director of insurance and financial development, clearing the way for Montgomery resident Ditzy DemocRAT Connie “The Pillager” to clean endorsed RINO Party candidate Virg “The Scourge” Lovitt’s clock when she won Jumping Jim’s 28th District Ohio House seat in November 2008. And whatever happened to the TEA Party Messiah who said he was going to take the seat back in 2010?
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: A lot of NoKY Whistleblower Snitches are being disappointed these days because their stories and self-serving news releases aren’t making it into The Blower this week, especially a lot of Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo’s correspondents in Northern Kentucky all because in the interest of diversity, all our resources have been focused on covering the historic National Urban League’s GOP-bashing Obama Rally in Cincinnati. We promise as soon as all those Colored People leave town and the aura of history is lifted from the Tri-state, we’ll once again have time for all our boring crap from Kentucky.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kanewhat he remembered about that week in 2008 when the NAALCP Convention was in town.Kane recalled a lunch with Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters at a packed LaRosa’s in Newport. Besides McCain’s speech at the NAALCP Convention and the latest political gossip, other topics our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher discussed with McCain’s newly appointed Southwest Ohio Chairman included all the important items in the news, as well as batting around ideas for upcoming Whistleblower jokes and coverage. Best of all, Deters and Kane were eating like the Northern Kentucky natives at an Ebonics-free restaurant where, unlike at eateries in downtown Cincinnati this week, the giving of gratuities for restaurant service was still being practiced. The best joke at lunch was: Obama got a lot of points with colored people at his speech Monday night when he promised them all jobs.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially PMSNBC Race-baiter Al Sharpton.
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