Sunday, July 20, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA’S IMPOTENCE STORY THIS WEEK was when Russia shot down Malaysian Airliner Flight MH17, creating a welcome diversion for Obama from this week’s Illegal Immigrant Invasion Scandal, and he looked really ineffectual when he tried to make a serious statement about all those lives lost before he started telling lame jokes about Ice Cream And Guacamole.
- OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA’S IMPOTENCE STORY THIS WEEK was when people used the term “Presidentile Dysfunction” because America appears “weak” under the Obama’s leadership while implying that’s why this sort of thing happens.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA’S IMPOTENCE STORY THIS WEEK was when Fox News digital politics editor Chris Stirewalt discussed President Obama’s brief reaction to the Flight MH17 crash before he headed off to two fundraisers in New York City, compared to former President Ronald Reagan’s response back in 1983 when Korean Airlines Flight 007 was shot down by Soviet Union fighters. “Obama’s endless talking, his endless fundraising, his endless effort to control every 15 minutes of every news cycle saps him of the ability to speak with authority and resolution when he needs to,” Stirewalt said.
- MONDAY in our Official “Bastille Day” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Does anybody know the rest of “The French, they are a funny race…”
Hurley the Historian says on Sunday’s date in 1789, people in France got a holiday when revolutionaries stormed the Bastille, and since our French boycott is no longer still in effect for all patriotic Americans, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo will once again be joining Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl at what used to be one of Camboo’s pre-boycott favorite fine-dining establishments in Northern Kentucky, Chez Bastille, formerly located at 303 Court Street in Covington, Kentucky. The food was so good, it wasn’t surprising Chez Bastille was so hard to get into. And folks who used to eat there all the time say, “Once you were inside, you probably would’ve found it even more difficult to leave.”
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose “I went to a fancy French restaurant called ‘Deja Vu.’ The headwaiter said, ‘Don’t I know you?’” But The Blower really liked George Carlin’s, “The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”
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- TUESDAY in our Official “Disorder on the Border” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama was tyring to act like Reagan when he said ‘Tear Down This Fence’” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
You can draw but one conclusion: Obama is intentionally using his “Immigration Crisis” to change the demographics and ultimately the electorate of this nation.” —Judge Jeanine
Last weekend, Obama was working hard to resolve his Illegal Alien Invasion. Just Kidding, he was on the golf course again for Round #181. After all, He needed to relax after all that fundraising in Texas. —The White House Dossier
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Political Pastime” E-dition,The Blower said, “It’s For Inside Baseball Players Only!”
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Tuesday night at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were watching that Big Political Baseball Game on TV, just to see how many of those players on Team Obama got to play, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained, “These days, The Blower needs to remind people about during the 2010 Mid-Term Elections, when Obama came to bat.”
Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sport Andy FurBall says, “And how disappointing was Todd Frazier in Monday night’s finals of the MLB Home Run Derby, getting clobbered 9-1 by repeat champion Yoenis Cespedes while the Reds third baseman’s oldest brother lobbed softballs over the plate for him. Meanwhile, the NY POST says Mr. Redlegs is one of the 12 most creepy mascots, partly because it’s unclear whether it’s the 1920s mustache or the crazy-eyed stare that’s more unnerving but . . . can’t speak . . . going into a trance . . .
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- THURSDAY, in our Special ” Borderline Insanity ” E-dition,The Blower asked, “Why Not Hire Illegal Immigrants As Border Guards?”
Time for Another Photo Op?
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says a near-majority of Americans want the undocumented immigrant children currently being held at the border deported as soon as possible, even though only about one-third of adults think these children have someplace safe to return to.
Today Emma Lazarus probably wouldn’t say, “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.” These days she’d probably say: “Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed back home where they belong.
Meanwhile, as the Obama Administration considers housing Illegal Immigrants at a multimillion-dollar hotel that includes swimming pools, tennis courts, and Jacuzzis, this weekend, during the so-called National Protest Against Obama’s Illegal Alien Invasion, protesters in Cincinnati are scheduled to be on the Hopple Street Viaduct and I-75 Overpass, Saturday, July 19, 11:00am – 4:00pm. There’ll probably be more “Impeach Obama” signs, like we saw last year in Boone, Kenton, and Campbell Counties when Vonda Pickens and her Northern Kentucky TEA Party rabble rousers took to the barricades.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Norbert Nadel, whose unprecedented ruling gave Pete Rose a 14-day reprieve in his legal battle with then Baseball Commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti.
That’s why The Blower, whose Beloved Publisher Charles Foster Kane saw every home game Pete Rose played in as a Cincinnati Red, was honored to choose Judge Nadel to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Judge Nadel’s: “I still hope Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane never tells people what he saw in the back seat that time I triple-dated with him and Ronny Klein when I actually had a date to a high school dance.”
Judge Nadel also said, after Tracie Hunter’s Current Attorney claimed he would be ready for her trial because he could convince any jury once he began to talk that “black was white,” Nadel said that’s for sure the only hope that guy has of getting that bitch off.”
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- SATURDAY in our Special “Historic Headlines” E-dition, The Blower said, “Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky, wherever you are!”
Hurley’s Hurrahs
This morning, Hurley the Historian told us to move over because tomorrow’s e-dition belongs to him. After all, won’t it be 45 years ago (July 20, 1969) since we were all watching Neil Armstrong walking on the moon? From 1971 to 1979 Neil Armstrong was professor of Aerospace engineering at the University of Cincinnati. And no doubt, today everybody will be echoing our Quote for Today Committee choice of Armstrong’s immortal: “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”
But according to Jennifer Rosenberg at About.com:
It seemed as though Armstrong had missed a word. Before the word “man,” there was supposed to be the letter “a.” The line was supposed to read, “That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.”
In 2006, an analysis was made of the tapes of the now famous phrase and it was determined that there was a bit of static just at the point where the “a” might have been. So, although it is entirely non-conclusive, Armstrong might have actually said the line correctly.
One wonders, however, if it really matters. The statement was obviously powerful enough that even most school kids know where it was said. Isn’t that more than can be said for nearly every other historical achievement?
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The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz
The Feck Starts Here
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says today is the 45th anniversary of Neil Armstrong’s moonwalk, while Knnepad Liberals say thanks for not mentioning that Friday two days earlier on July 18 was also 45th anniversary of that famous splashdown at Chappaquiddick and many people are still asking why Teddy Kennedy was never prosecuted. Still, on yesterday’s date (July 19) in 1990 Cincinnati Red Pete Rose was sentenced to five months for tax evasion, so if Judge Nadel appears a little cranky today, you’ll know why.- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose the Globe’s Charles “If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age.” Edward Cropper remembers.
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says these are not happy times for Obama and his party, although it’s far from clear if Republicans can capitalize on that. One-in-three voters (32%) think the president should be impeached and removed from office. But most voters think electing an opposition Congress is the better way to halt or change his policies. However, as Kyle Kondik points out in his commentary this week, that may be easier said than done, requiring Republicans to do something they haven’t done since 1980.- OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS sent us an unsigned e-mail this week asking The Blower to join their Advisory Reader Panel because…wait for it… “Our opinion matters.” No kidding. That’s what it said.
Another e-mail thanked us for contacting them regarding our home delivery for the Kentucky edition. Which was OK, except that Anderson Township was in Ohio the last time we checked.
- WARNER BUSINESS CLASS CUSTOMERS were advised in July that starting next month, customers will be assessed $7.50 per phone line for a “Federal Subscriber Line Charge,” and Regulatory Recovery Fees will increase by 1.11% of customers’ applicable phone charges. The Federal Subscriber Line charge is supposedly an FCC regulated fee allowing local phone providers to recover some of the cost of local network facilities used to serve their customers. Is this just for Warner Business Class Customers, or will everybody have to pay it?
IN OHIO: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski sent out an e-mail advising TEA Party Patriots to join those Anti-Illegal Immigration Protests all over Ohio this weekend. The Blower included that reminder on Thursday.
Tom Z is also demanding that Ohio Senator Rob Portman renounce his support for the Thad Cochran Campaign in Mississippi, just because Portman claimed in a Cleveland Pain Dealer article this week that he had no idea that the $25,000 from his PAC would be used to air racially charged attacks on the TEA Party.
Good luck with that, Tom. And while you’re at it, you might ask The Robster to renounce his support for “Gay Marriage.”
Meanwhile, according to the Cleveland Pain Dealer, Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine launched another foray in defense of the state’s ban on same-sex marriage, asking a federal appeals court to overturn a previous ruling in favor of four gay couples who successfully challenged the ban. DeWhiner filed a 41-page reply brief in the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, asking the judges to follow legal precedent and comply with Ohioans who in 2004 voted to deny gay married couples the same rights as heterosexual couples.
And the Ohio RINO Party has been beating the bushes all week, trying to round up volunteers each to knock on 75 doors in their neighborhoods this weekend to earn a crappy Kasich-Taylor yard sign. Earn it? Hell, they’ll be lucky to just give them all away……especially to the base. You’ll know how successful they were tomorrow when you count all the new Kasich-Taylor yards on your way work.
- THE CINCINNATI CITY MESS (YOU ONLY READ ABOUT IN THE BLOWER)
Did Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin really say Cincinnati’s Stupid Streetcar was costing over-taxed payers $65,000 an inch? On Thursday, we asked our Curmudgeon to check his figures. Somehow, wasting $65,000-per-inch on Dainty DemocRAT Former Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly’s doesn’t seem like it’s nearly enough.
And Trolley Troublemaker Tino Delgato wonders if the current Folly Trolley aould actually “climb” the hill to the UC area. The guess here is this has NOT even been explored. IF and when they look into it they will find it does not have enough power. NO problem; just add another engine car or cables under the rail. Go Figure!!!
Just Wondering in Cleves says what happened to all the equipment that ground off the old blacktop on River Road from one end of Sayler Park to the other? Since grounding the roadway there has been nothing else done. All the equipment is gone but the road is still down to one lane in each direction. Did the company paving the road go out of business, get jobs elsewhere, or are they working on the Street Car to Nowhere?
CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says KimBall Perry reported that a black Hamilton County Judge played the Race Card afterhe was stopped at a Courthouse security checkpoint by a deputy who’d never met the judge and whom the judge loudly chastised for not kissing his black ass, even though the judge didn’t have his ID. Judge Mallory must’ve been in a really uppity mood that day.- ANOTHER RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Will speakers at next week’s Urban League convention in Cincinnati really include race-baiter Al Sharpton?
- REDS’ NO-MENTUM: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy Furball says the Reds are beginning the second half of the season the way they began the first half. So far this weekend at Yankee Stadium we have two games, and two losses.
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES applaud Blue Ash City Council’s monumental victory over a disabled child which forced the kid to give up her miniature service horse. They note this is Tax Hikin’ Rick Bryan’s first political victory of the year.
- DRAMA IN DEER PARK: Will channel 19 Investigatrix follow up on the Deer Park Residency issue? After a series of one-sided interviews and no deceptive practices, will she now report that the case has been, gasp, continued? Will she also report that her main interviewee loves the camera attention and that rather than raise the legal compliance issue, he instead filed court proceeding that no-one had seen in over 30 years! Or how about that her interviewee, Mr. Sour Grapes, Ex-councilman, had even voted (twice) for a contract to keep the Safety Service Director while knowing he lived out of town? Eh, who really cares about the details after all…
CORRUPTION IN COLERAIN: Colerain’s all-Republican board of trustees (and faithfully following fiscal officer who facilitated Fiedeldey’s follies) prepares to give in to Rumpke and let them double their landfill, consigning Colerain Township’s fate as “The Garbage Capital of Ohio” for the next hundred years.
Colerain Township has posted on its web page that they will be holding a public meeting on Monday, July 21, 2014 at 6 PM to gather input on the expansion of the Rumpke Landfill. The tentative consent decree is listed in the meeting notification along with a “Newsletter.” The Consent Decree (unsigned) is your evidence that lawyers for the Township and Rumpke have been meeting behind closed doors for some time. To our knowledge, residents have not been given any update prior to the announcement of this public meeting.
IN ANDERSON, unlike the Commissioners in Patronage County,all three Real Republican Trustees are now officially on record opposing the City of Cincinnati’s ICON Sales Tax increase to renovate Music Hall and Union Terminal. At Thursday night’s Trustees Meeting, Board President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson Letter read a letter blasting the tax hike. Trustee Andrew Pappas said, “Me too,” and Trustee Josh Gerth said, “Me three.”
And with only 107 more days until the November Elections, you’ll never guess which candidate for county office was first to place his campaign signs illegally in the right of way.
Meanwhile, this week at the CFK-TV Studios in Anderson, members of the Whistleblower Reparatory Company plan to record a prom-themed extravaganza featuring a Kool & the Gang’s funk classic! Can you guess who they are?
- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo according to the Louisville Courier Journal, Senator Mitch McConnell and Ditzy DemocRAT Challenger Alison Wondergams Grimes will soon have an independent candidate to content with. “Honest” Gil Fulbright is coming to Kentucky, and he’s got his sights set on both of you. Fulbright plans to launch his U.S. Senate campaign in two weeks at the annual Fancy Farm Picnic even though he won’t actually appear on the ballot — and even though he’s not even a real person.
“People of Kentucky, you deserve complete honesty, so here it is. I don’t care about you,” Fulbright, played by a character actor from New York, says in an online video. “Unless you are a donor, a lobbyist who can write a big fat check, the result that you get from voting for me is negligible.”
The CamBoozler also says the Kentucky Medical Transportation Company owes Ohio $340,000. Unqualified drivers, rampant errors and a lack of documentation resulted in Medicaid overpayments on 88% of Kentucky-based Action Delivery Service’s total reimbursements from 2009-2011, according to an audit released by Ohio Auditor of State Dave Yost.
IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
This weekend, your Neighborhood Whistleblower News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service. This month we’re featuring nine-year-old Louis “Porky” Dorkman, an adorable little 288-lb. illegitimate waif, whose mother still hasn’t found a job after she lost her job at the Hamilton County Auditor’s Office just in time for Thanksgiving. For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #198 says never speak of “Affirmative Action” —only of “Reverse Discrimination.” Elaborate by saying how angry it makes you that talented blacks, Mexican-Americans, and others who secured their jobs and their college places purely on their own merit will forever be looked on with suspicion and resentment.
LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “Speaking of Obama, yesterday Congressman Raul Labrador said that impeaching President Obama isn’t a good idea, because, quote, ‘no one wants President Joe Biden.’ And that’s when Biden realized why Obama picked him as a running mate.”
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Summer is well under way and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Seeing is Believing
Ah the wondrous days of summer
The cricket’s cheerful song.
The see-thru clothes the girlies wear
And the break-a-way lacy thong.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible who learned to hate taxes at an early age. [READ MORE HERE]
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “LARCENOUS LANDLORDS,” the Patronage County Commissioners were arguing about the renovation plan for the local Patronage County Museum, as well as the Patronage County Music Center, because Commissioners still need to decide before August 6 whether to place a proposed sales tax increase on the November ballot. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols. 
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.
This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
It probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
- FINALLY AT FRIDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why we haven’t seem more of “The Muckraker” lately, who first went to the White House in 1979 to turn over the rocks of corruption and apathy and expose what’s wrong in America. “You’ll see more of him in the future,” Kane promised. “But this time, he’ll surely need a bigger rake.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (July 21) we’ll be featuring another “Diversity Free” E-dition, while we’re continuing to count down the 914 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (July 22) is “Hammock Day,” and our Good Friend Bobby Leach will report on how to have sex in a hammock.
- Wednesday, (July 23) Race Baiters will be holding forth at the National Urban League Convention from the Urban League Conference in Cincinnati with the likes of Joe Biden and Al Sharpton.
- Thursday (July 24) is Cousins Day, featuring a lot of weddings in Northern Kentucky.
- The first line of Friday’s (July 25) limerick is: “Liberal outrage is so phony and fake.”
- And Saturday (July 26) it will be hard to decide which to avoid: Aunt and Uncles Day or All or Nothing Day. We’ll probably pick nothing.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Judge Mallory.
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