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Wednesday, July 16, 2014
More All Star Analysis
- Tuesday night at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were watching that Big Political Baseball Game on TV, just to see how many of those players on Team Obama got to play, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained, “These days, The Blower needs to remind people about during the 2010 Mid-Term Elections, when Obama came to bat.”
Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sport Andy FurBall says, “And how disappointing was Todd Frazier in Monday night’s finals of the MLB Home Run Derby, getting clobbered 9-1 by repeat champion Yoenis Cespedes while the Reds third baseman’s oldest brother lobbed softballs over the plate for him. Meanwhile, the NY POST says Mr. Redlegs is one of the 12 most creepy mascots, partly because it’s unclear whether it’s the 1920s mustache or the crazy-eyed stare that’s more unnerving but . . . can’t speak . . . going into a trance . . .
- IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says The Dispatch is reporting the Cleveland Zoo will have the endangered RINO Exhibit in 2016 during the Republican National Convention. Regardless of whether Senator Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Marriage” Portman or Governor Kasich-Taylor actually runs for president in 2016, both are already busy trying to enhance their national profiles as they try to highlight what they believe is their “pragmatic brand of conservatism.”
Meanwhile, this week, The Ohio RINO Party is beating the bushes this week, trying to round up volunteers to knocking on 75 doors in their neighborhoods this weekend to earn a crappy Kasich-Taylor yard sign. Earn it? Hell, they’ll be lucky to just give them all away……especially to the base. You’ll know how successful they were next Monday when you count all the new Kasich-Taylor yards on your way.
THE CINCINNATI CITY MESS (YOU ONLY READ ABOUT IN THE BLOWER): Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin was reading Tuesday’s daily puff piece about the Stupid Streetcar where Feckless Fishwrappers Sharon Coolidge and Jason Williams just couldn’t stop blathering about what a humongous success Dainty DemocRAT Former Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly has been so far. No kidding! Our Curmudgeon figured out it’s only cost over-taxed payers a paltry $65,000-per inch. Such a deal!
Track-laying Troublemaker Tino Delgato says the Rock Bottom Restaurant and Brewery was robbed at gunpoint last Friday night. Had the Folly Trolley been running, the robber could’ve used it for his escape. Who will be the first person held up riding it at night; OR will it run at night? Go Figure!
CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET reports as expected thatJudge Norbert Nadel declined to throw out criminal charges against Indicted Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter, greasing the skids for her day in court on September 8. Nadel denied Hunter’s request to dismiss the criminal charges, saying everybody knows Special Prosecutors Merlyn Shiverdecker and R. Scott CroswelI are Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters long-time cronies, so what’s the complaint? Some of the other things Hunter’s Attorney Clyde Bennett II says sound really crazy. Are you sure that’s not Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters in blackface?
Speaking of “All My Deters,” those of four misunderstood yoofs and one juvenile have been charged with ethnic intimidation and other charges after the Distaste of Cincinnati beating of Jon Deters, son of none other than “JayWalking Joe” Joe Deters. Deters crony Daniel “Woody” Breyer of the Attorney General’s Office gets all that extra Special Prosecutor’s pay on this case.
- ROTTEN TO THE CORE: Monday night at a Citizens for Community Values meeting in Newtown, Hamilton County Commissioner Chris Monzel came out against those hideous “Common Core State Standards.” What took him so long?
WEATHER RETORT: This year, people were really worried about their electric bills increasing because of the sizzling summer temperatures, but so far all of Al Gore’s Global Warming hasn’t shown up.
Still, “Whistleblower readers have always known where to see our local utility company ridiculed,” explained Whistleblower Senior Whistleblower Weather-guesser Delkus Apuozzo, “especially nearly 24 years ago in the July 16, 1991 Edition, with parody ads like the one for C G & E.”
That edition also featured a parody ad for Jeff Ruby’s School of Elegant Egress, where you too can learn how to exit from expensive cars at any speed. Isn’t it curious the Anderson Chamber of Commerce didn’t make mention of that fateful event when Jeff Ruby received their ridiculous “Outstanding Citizen Award?” Maybe it was because when Jeff’s wife Rickelle threw him out of the car, it wasn’t even in Anderson Township either.
Meanwhile, Steve Chabothead, then only a lowly County Commissioner, was chastised in that week’s Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
- DOOFUS IN DEER PARK: Is our Fox 19 NOW Investigative Reporter really reporting to various Deer Park, Ohio, citizenries that her investigative piece about Deer Park, Ohio, will be featured this Thursday night at 10:00 p. m., EDT?
Word is, this is the case where the council member (2009-2011) who lost his election (twice), filed an overtaxed payers suit against the city because a residency waiver was not passed by previous councils (of which he was a part), and the current council only passed the waiver after the fact on Monday evening to be in compliance with state law. Will Channel 19 cover the entire story, probably not? This is a far cry from “investigative journalism” that spawned Cincinnati’s “residency-gate.” It is a sad copycat version…one that many other smaller communities may need to review to make sure they are state compliant. It only takes one Sour Grapes ex-legislator to cost a city a small fortune in legal fees!
The Blower also wonders if Channel 19 will point out that rather than bring this issue to the City’s attention, the Sour Grapes ex-councilman filed a lawsuit to make a splash! You’d think Fox 19 would be a little more sophisticated than to fall for that!
IN ANDERSON: Fewer people than ever are attending the monthly Trustees Meeting on the third Thursday of the month. Maybe it’s because Disgraced Former Trustee Kevin O’Brien is no longer there, and they’re holding the meetings during the dinner hour. Trustee Andrew Pappas says maybe “that illusive black bear” could show up again like he did several years ago, but nobody would ever know about it, because nobody would be there to see it.- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says really he finds it ironic and amusing that the same people who railed against Sarah Palin now rally behind Alison Wondergams Grimes, a candidate who is terribly inferior to Palin by any measure.
The CamBoozler also says Monday was National Nude Day, a great way to keep cool during the hot, sticky summer, when a sizable number of nudist groups around the world let you take it off, take it all off.
“National Nude Day was a serious event,” says our Nudist Spokesman Ollie Ogler. “They are not really perverts. Snicker if you will, but Nudists believe that the body is a beautiful thing, and meant to be displayed. Nudist colonies, nude beaches, and other venues exist to cater to the preferences of individuals who seek to walk around ‘au natural,’ baring it all might be offensive to the conservative population! Nudists are individuals who believe the human body is most beautiful in its natural state. Whether or not you agree with them, nudists encourage people to strut their stuff.”
Meanwhile, porn investigators at our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders’ office are busy watching the trailer free at The Naked News.
Winner of the Monday’s National Nude Day Photo Contest at the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence was none other than Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl, who has personally visited that location every day searching every crack and cranny looking for escaped inmate Joseph Hall, who still hasn’t voluntarily returned since he walked away from a work detail on May 28. “I would never ask my men to do a job I wouldn’t do myself,” Terry added.
Terry says this is his favorite picture of the girls you might see at the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence. Say hello to Sandy, Candy, and Mandy.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ollie Ogler.
NATIONAL NUDE DAY PHOTO HOT LINE
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Some nude-watching items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally nude-watching subscribers.
WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
The Dean Martin Show & Bob Newhart – The Nudist Camp
(Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Joe Wessels, who says we should also be publicizing nudist camps in Cincinnati.)
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