Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

•  You can draw but one conclusion: Obama is intentionally using his “Immigration Crisis” to change the demographics and ultimately the electorate of this nation.”  —Judge Jeanine
• Last weekend, Obama was working hard to resolve his Illegal Alien Invasion. Just Kidding, he was on the golf course again for Round #181. After all, He needed to relax after all that fundraising in Texas. —The White House Dossier
• Five years ago, I said Obama would take the country apart piece-by-piece, that he would cause a civil war in this country. In hindsight we can see how many things have come to pass. Maybe the federal government should send all those undocumented DemocRATs to live with some of our Liberal Hollywood Celebrities.  —Conservative Oscar Winning Actor John Voight
• Last night when Obama celebrated Ramadan at The White House, he once again called Islam a “peaceful religion” while Muslims cheered and chanted “Allahu Akbar” at rockets being fired Into Israel.—Yasser Arafat  
• 272,146 people added their names to protest Boehner’s plan to sue Obama. How come Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane is not one of them? —DemocRAT National Committee, asking for money again  
• Get your official “I Miss W” T-shirt by contributing $27 today. —The Republican National Committee  
• Obama’s Critics keep calling for his impeachment and for lawsuits challenging his executive actions, but most voters prefer electing Republicans in Congress. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen  
• If Disingenuous DemocRATS think the Obama All Stars had just another bad week leading up to the All Star Break, think how bad it’ll be for the next 919 more Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached. —Political Scorekeepers  
• On this day in 1979, President Jimmy Carter addressed the nation on live TV to discuss the nation’s crisis in confidence and accompanying recession and everybody’s wondering why Obama isn’t doing the same thing today. —Hurley the Historian  
• Obama only referred to himself 199 Times (I,” “Me,” “My’) during his latest speech vowing to rule unilaterally with Executive Actions.—Your Quote For Today Committee  
• How badly would Obama get booed if he threw out the first pitch at tonight’s all star game? —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall
•  Look at it this way: 49 out of 50 priests are not pedophiles, and that also includes bishops and cardinals. —Pope Francis  
• The best part of the 2016 GOP Convention coming to Cleveland, is all those phony baloney stories about Portman and Kasich running for president. —Ohio Republicans  
• Please tell us how we screwed up and actually reported the truth about Conservative Juvenile Court Judge John Williams. —Feckless Fishwrappers 
• Did anybody think I was being a racist when I said WCPO “Substantially True” News had become a very dark place? —Former TV Weather Guesser Larry Handley  
• The best part about opening the Boys & Girls Clubs of Clermont County in a former strip club like Déjà vu is every dad in Clermont County will know how to get there.  The Full Gospel House of Refuge            
• Yesterday was the greatest Bastille Day celebration ever.  —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo            
• Has everybody forgotten that on yesterday’s date in 1789, people in France got a holiday when revolutionaries stormed the Bastille? — Pierre Leach     
• Is America’s boycott on French products still in effect? —Goof Doofus            
• Yesterday was also the day the CamBoozler always used to join me at what one of our favorite fine-dining establishments in Northern Kentucky, Chez Bastille, then located at 303 Court Street in Covington. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl            
• The food was so good, it wasn’t surprising Chez Bastille was so hard to get into. —Whistleblower Food Critic Martin Upchuck            
• We understand Chez Bastille has a great wine list. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan “Cornbread” Smith            
• Was that Chez Bastille restaurant approved by Weight Gainers? —Marc Wilson and Scott Pass “The Biscuits” Kimmich               
• Folks who used to eat there all the time say, “Once you were there, you probably would’ve found it even more difficult to leave.” —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders             
• Do you know any young men who’d like to learn French?—Vanilla Hills MILFs   French Sex is just a euphemism for Oral Sex. —Phyllis on Madison              
• The word “Bikini” is French, isn’t it? —Miss Vicki             
• Does anybody know the second line of “The French they are a funny race…?” —Horny in Hebron             
• On what date should they celebrate Bastille Day in Kentucky?  —Trish the Dish at Channel 19 News            
• Will The Blower really be displaying pictures of attractive undressed women taken at Monday’s National Nude Day Photo Contest?—The Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence.              
• I got some great pictures when I flew over in my helicopter yesterday. —Dan Carroll, WCPO-TV’s Chopper 9 Helicopter Reporter  

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