Friday, July 11, 2014
Heck of a Job, Barry!
Wednesday Obama made just another meaningless political speech in Texas, where he once again politicized the Border Crisis by attacking Republicans, especially House Republicans and threw out a $3.7 billion demand without a specific plan of action or policy outline. Oklahoma GOP Senator Tom Coburn said $8 million would be enough to buy first-class tickets to send all those illegal immigrants home. Wisconsin GOP Senator Ron Johnson says, “Obama’s $3.7 Billion Border Crisis Solution” doesn’t add up. If you take $3.7 billion and divide it by 52,000 children, that’s $71,000 per person.” And think of all those Frequent Flyer Miles over-taxed payers would earn.
Obama said there was no reason for him actually to visit the border to see firsthand the crisis that he created by giving temporary amnesty to DREAMers in 2012 and vowing to ease deportations with executive actions. Obama also said he was not interested in “political theater” or “photo-ops,” and took off for a couple of DemocRAT fundraisers.
If there is anyone playing politics and using this crisis as just another means to extort more over-taxed payers’ dollars, that person’s name is Barack Hussein Obama.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than GOP Texas Governor Rick Perry, the new face of Obama’s Republican Opposition with his new Roy Orbison glasses, who said on Wednesday Obama needs to act now to stop the surge in illegal immigrants flooding across his state’s border, calling it “a humanitarian crisis that he has the ability to stop.”
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding anybody who two-stepped his way back into the national spotlight this week, using the crisis at the border to skewer Obama while bolstering his own conservative bona fides to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Rick Perry’s “Obama’s refusal to visit his own Border Crisis is no different than the criticism President George W. Bush received when he chose to fly over New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina instead of visiting the city on the ground.”
- “CHEAP LABOR” by Cesar Chavez
Isn’t that what the whole immigration issue is about? Business doesn’t want to pay a decent wage. Consumers don’t want expensive produce. Government will tell you Americans don’t want the jobs. But the bottom line is cheap labor. The phrase “cheap labor” is a myth, a farce, and a lie. There is no such thing as “Cheap Labor.”
Take, for example, an illegal immigrant with a wife and five children.
He takes a job for $5-6-per-hour. At that wage, with six dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the end of the year, if he files an Income Tax Return, he gets an “earned income credit” of up to $3,200 free. He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized rent. He qualifies for food stamps. He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co-pay) health care. His children get free breakfasts and lunches at school. He requires bilingual teachers and books. He qualifies for relief from high energy bills. If they are or become, aged, blind or disabled, they qualify for SSI. Once qualified for SSI they can qualify for Medicare. All of this is at (our) over-taxed payers’ expense.
He doesn’t worry about car insurance, life insurance, or homeowner’s insurance. Over-taxed payers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins, and printed material. He and his family receive the equivalent of $20-30 per hour in benefits. Working Americans are lucky to have $5.00 or $6.00 per hour left after paying their bills and his. The American over-taxed payers also pay for increased crime, graffiti, and trash clean-up. Best of all, he votes for Disingenuous DemocRATS who promise him more free stuff.
Cheap labor? YEAH, RIGHT! Wake up people!
- “FOOLS FOR SCHOOLS, SCHOOLS FOR FOOLS,” by a California School Teacher
As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of:
I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic and income levels. Most of the schools you are hearing about, where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools.
Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free lunch program. When I say “free breakfast,” I’m not talking about a glass of milk and a roll — but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud. Even though the food is free, and supposedly these kids don’t get breakfast or lunch at home, most of the kids do not eat all that they are given. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten.
(YOUR OVER-TAXED DOLLARS AT WORK)
I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or more DO have cell phones. The school also provides day care centers for the unwed teenage pregnant girls (some as young as 13) so they can attend class without the inconvenience of having to arrange for babysitters or having family watch their kids.
I was ordered to spend $700,000 on my department or risk losing funding for the upcoming year even though there was little need for anything; my budget was already substantial. I ended up buying new computers for the computer learning center, half of which, one month later, have been carved with graffiti by the appreciative students who obviously feel humbled and grateful to have a free education in America.
I have had to intervene several times for young and substitute teachers whose classes consist of many illegal immigrant students here in the country less than three months who raised so much hell with the female teachers, calling them “Putas” (whores) and throwing things, that the teachers were in tears.
Free medical, free education, free food, day care, etc., etc, etc. Is it any wonder they feel entitled to not only be in this country but to demand rights, privileges and entitlements?
To those who want to point out how much these illegal immigrants contribute to our society because they LIKE their gardener and housekeeper, and they like to pay less for tomatoes: You should try spending some time in the real world of illegal immigration and see the TRUE costs.
Higher insurance, medical facilities closing, higher medical costs, more crime, lower standards of education in our schools, overcrowding, new diseases etc., etc, etc. For me, I’ll pay more for tomatoes.
Americans, we need to wake up. The guest worker program will be a disaster because we won’t have the guts to enforce it. Does anyone in their right mind really think they will voluntarily leave and return?
It does, however, have everything to do with culture: A third-world culture that does not value education, that accepts children getting pregnant and dropping out of school by the age of 15 and that refuses to assimilate, and an American culture that has become so weak and worried about “political correctness” that we don’t have the will to do anything about it.
If this makes your blood boil, as it did mine, forward this to everyone you know.
- “LIES ABOUT IMMIGRATION THAT ARE MISLEADING MANY CONSERVATIVES” by The American Immigration Control Foundation
All dictators know that telling “Big Lies” is an effective propaganda technique to sway public opinion. Today advocates of amnesty for illegal aliens and mass immigration, specifically “progressive” DemocRATS who want more voters and unscrupulous business interests desirous of cheap labor, are using that technique with abandon. The following are some of the Big Lies they tell.
BIG LIE 1: The Obama Administration has conducted “record deportations” of illegal aliens.
The Truth: The administration has dishonestly inflated deportation numbers. Genuine deportations (i.e., illegal aliens removed from the interior of the U.S. and sent home) have significantly declined under Obama. The administration has been forced to admit that the claim of “record deportations” isn’t true. But Obama supporters and their friendly media still repeat this falsehood, over and over, for the purpose of justifying even fewer deportations.
BIG LIE 2: The Obama Administration immigration policy is upholding the law by concentrating resources to deport dangerous criminal aliens.
The Truth: From the beginning Obama has systematically sabotaged immigration law enforcement, as revealed by the union that represents Immigration and Customs Enforcement employees. Basically, Obama limits enforcement to small selected groups of illegal aliens and gives the rest a free pass to stay here. By his own unilateral decree, he has provided legal status and work permits to illegal aliens in the “Dream Act” category. He previously admitted he didn’t have the legal authority to do so. Now, if the House of Representatives refuses to pass a mass amnesty, supporters of amnesty are urging Obama to decree more legalization of illegal residents.
BIG LIE 3: The number of illegal aliens in this country is so huge, it would be impossible to round them all up and deport them without huge cost, social disruption, and harsh enforcement. Therefore, we have no choice but to let them stay.
The Truth: This is a false dichotomy. A third option, and an effective one, avoids both these extremes. Called “attrition through enforcement,” it consists of simply enforcing our immigration laws on a firm and consistent basis. In this situation, most illegal aliens, fearing apprehension and unable to get jobs, will eventually go home on their own.
BIG LIE 4: We need to allow illegal aliens to stay in the U.S. because they do jobs Americans won’t do.
The Truth: Native-born Americans are the majority of workers in every line of work, with only a few exceptions, such as agriculture. Illegal aliens in those fields compete with them and deny employment to millions of unemployed Americans. Less than five percent of illegal aliens in the U.S. work on farms. Thus, more than 95 percent could go home with no effect on agriculture. Guest worker programs and mechanization can meet our agricultural needs.
BIG LIE 5: Republicans and conservatives should support amnesty and mass immigration because immigrants (legal and illegal) are “natural conservatives.”
The Truth: Most immigrants in recent years have come from Latin America. They and following generations tend to be more liberal than the general population on political, economic, and social issues. Prominent DemocRAT strategist Robert Creamer says that amnesty and immigration are the keys to dominance for liberal DemocRATS. Continued mass immigration, legal and illegal, dooms conservatism and the Republican Party.
- AND A QUICKIE By Bessie May Mucho
DemocRAT Mating Season Has Begun
Obama is thinking: “This proves I am not a Muslim. No Muslim would ever kiss a pig.”
Meanwhile, Pelosi is thinking: “I’ve had so many face lifts, Obama’s actually kissing my ass. “
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Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said most said most Scared Suburbanites would be spending next week:
(A) Enjoying their summer stay-cations: 2%
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Some of Today’s Conservative Political Cartoons
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
What’s In A Name?
This week, everybody who thinks “Time” magazine editor and PMSNBC analyst Mark Halperin (D. NYC) shouldn’t have been suspended “indefinitely” by the network after he called Barack Obama a “dick” on live TV, e-mailed entries to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Richard Noze, who says people call me “Dick” all the time, and you don’t see me complaining.
Richard wins a “I Love Dick” T Shirt, an I’d Rather Be Dicking” Bumper Sticker, a lap dance from Tiona Roberts at Concepts Show Girls Strip Club in Lawrenceburg, his own personal copy of “Maledicta” so he could look up synonyms for dirty words, and an invitation to be on Sean Hannity’s Great Unknown Americans Panel. His winning entry is:
Is it OK to call Obama a “Dick?”
Why not, He always acts like a prick.
With his constant campaign
And his tax and spend refrain
Every speech He gives makes me sick!
Is it OK to call Obama a “Dick?”
It goes pretty well with his “hope and change” shtick.
But what about “empty suit” and “shameless liar”
Whose nose keeps on growing and whose pants are on fire?
Now those kinds of names really do the trick!
And from the Anderson Laureate (who says, “Obama’s idea of patriotism is really great.”)
Is it OK to call Obama a “Dick?”
Yes, if you wanna get fired real quick.
If you’re a liberal hack
Be careful whom you attack
Or you might get hit with a brick.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Back when America put a man on the moon”
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