Daily Archives: July 6, 2014

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, July 6, 2014

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • image005 - CopyOUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA’S LOSER LEGACY STORY THIS WEEK was when that Quinnipiac University poll was published on Wednesday and Obama Supporters in the Press tried hard to bury the results that said Obama was the “Worst Modern President.” The Blower remembers a much different tone in 2006 when Quinnipiac found that President George W. Bush had that dubious honor.
  • OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA’S LOSER LEGACY STORY THIS WEEK was when somebody at the White House figured out Obama’s low ratings had to include at least some of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
  •  AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA’S LOSER LEGACY STORY THIS WEEK was when The Blower made this little prediction: Sometime during the next 928 more days left during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term unless America’s First Black President in History is impeached, his approval rating will be even worse.
  • MONDAY in our Special “Muslims in America” E-dition, The Blower said, “They were threatening to kill all those who claim Islam is violent!”

           image008 - CopyRamadan is just beginning and we might’ve forgotten to celebrate it if Obama hadn’t issued his U.S. President Barack Obama has issued his meaningless media message to American Muslims and Muslims around the world congratulating them on the start of the holy fasting month of Ramadan as a time to remember the poor and the needy and to share responsibilities. Last year Obama said, “Throughout our history, Islam has contributed to the character of our country, and Muslim-Americans, and their good works, have helped to build our nation – and we’ve seen the results.”

Erlanger attorney Roula Allouch says, “As the new head the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), I hope to continue and strengthen CAIR’s efforts to enhance understanding of Islam and Muslims, to encourage civic participation by American Muslims and to build coalitions with like-minded individuals and organizations to promote justice and mutual understanding.”

And weren’t you really surprised when you didn’t see “Happy Ramadan” plastered across the entire front page of Sunday’s Fishwrap, instead of stuck back on Page A-17? By now everybody should know, because Skaggie Maggie’s Minions keep trying to tell us, it’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our community great; it’s our “Diversity!”

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  •  TUESDAY in our Special “Not So Patriotic” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama’s Scandals were depressing Independence Day Celebrations” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

  Here’s what’s in the Obama Administration’s Scandal Defense Playbook on this Fourth of July. First “Deny,” then “Lie,” then “Commit Perjury,” and if all that fails, Obama’s Paid Liars can always “Plead the Fifth Amendment.” —Judge Jeanine

This Independence Day, TEA Party Patriots should sign the American Legacy PAC’s petition to “Audit the IRS.” —Newt Gingrich 

People keep asking if I’ll be renovating Music Hall and the Museum Center by calling them military hospitals. —Former P&G CEO Bob MacDonald, Obama’s Choice to Run His Scandal Plagued Veterans Administration

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  •  WEDNESDAY in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition,The Blower asked, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”

 image010 - CopyThink of how much things have changed since the first week in June, 2013. Last year, Liberals were all celebrating cheering the Supreme Court rulings that promoted gay marriage. They felt it would bring the country one step closer to what they call “Real Marriage Equality,” which means that any collection of at least two or more adults should have the right to marry each other.  This includes a bisexual marriage of three, polygamy, group marriages, and incest marriages. Since the Supreme Court said, in the name of equality, that all marriages must be treated equally, how will they be able to reject honoring these sacred marriages along with all the others?  Equality means equality. And where in the Constitution does it say only two people can be married to each other at the same time?

This year Fox News Guy Chris Stirewalt says so far, 2014 is shaping to be the worst year of President Obama’s tenure. The economy is bad, scotching a DemocRAT plan to hold the Senate majority by touting the long-awaited economic recovery. The Supreme Court, which once spared Obama’s signature health insurance law, has turned from friend to foe. Justices have issued setback after setback to the president, his allies in government worker unions and to his argument that legislative gridlock allows him to broadly expand his powers. The grades are in, and the man who ran for office touting his status as a constitutional lawyer flunked this term. Obama is trying to get back to even on the scandal that rocked the Department of Veterans Affairs, meanwhile them other lingering scandals, particularly the targeting of Obama’s political enemies by the IRS, have gotten new life instead of fading away. Oh yeah, and ObamaCare is still being implemented.

Not only that, “Americans have less confidence in Obama’s administration than they did for George W. Bush’s at the same point in his presidency, according to a new Gallup survey. 

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  • THURSDAY, in our Annual “Independence Day”  E-dition,The Blower said, “Politics may be the last refuge of a scoundrel, but it’s the first for a politician!” 

image011 - CopyOur Founding Fathers have been spinning in their graves watching what’s going on in Washington ever since Obama was elected.

And if they were alive today on the 238th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence’s adoption by the Continental Congress and saw how this nation has become a feckless flock of Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Free-Stuff Grabbing Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, we wonder if they’d ever do it all again.

With that in mind, we’re pleased once again to bring you this commentary on their sacrifice:

Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 signers of the Declaration of Independence? Here’s the legend:

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  • FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”

 Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

       image013 - CopyWhy, it’s none other than Whistleblower Faux FacebookFriend,esteemed pollster Fritz Wenzel, president of Wenzel Strategies, best known for his insightful interview with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane when Fritz was but a mere political columnist for the Toledo Blade, lo those many years ago.

That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding anybody who has ever bestowed favorable press upon us to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Obama’s “If the critics are right that I’ve made all my decisions based on polls, then I must not be very good at reading them.”

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  • SATURDAY in our Official “Post-Holiday Stress Disorder” E-dition, The Blower said, “Hopefully, America’s best days are still yet to come!”

Wasn’t Yesterday Really “In-Dependence Day?”

           image015Now that the official Fourth of July holiday is finally over, The Blower can return to its customary eight-days-per-week schedule. Yesterday, when political insiders were sitting around the pool celebrating Independence Day at Charles Foster Kane’s estate, most members of the Conservative Agenda were asking if the other 364 days this year are still being called “Government Dependence Days” for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, since Dependence on the Government is at an all-time high during another summer of our discontent, especially after Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said only 58% think the Fourth of July is one of the nation’s most important holidays, only 78% actually know why we celebrate Independence Day, and only 24% believe the Economy will be stronger next year. 

This year, the phrase “We the people” takes on even more significance with some of the recent U.S. Supreme Court rulings. The power now rests with the people in the 2014 Election in only 122 more days. Our votes in the upcoming Congressional elections could not be more important.

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The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz

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The Feck Starts Here

  • image018HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says former President George W. Bush was born on this date 68 years ago in 1946, and today the RNC (RINO National Committee) says the best way for the nation to show how much they really miss Bush 43 would be for every person in America to send them another $68.
  • THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Dubya’s “If America shows weakness and uncertainty, the world will drift toward tragedy. That will not happen on my watch.”
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says the separation of powers between Congress, the courts and the president is key to the Founding Fathers’ constitutional blueprint for America, but Obama is really chafing at the restraints this separation is putting on his agenda.
  • OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Just look at all the nice things our Skaggie Maggie’s Minions have had to say about former P&G CEO Bob McDonald ever since Obama picked him to head his scandal-plagued Veterans Administration.  Nary a mention of how and why McDonald was forced out as P&G’s CEO.
  • image019CORRUPTION IN COLERAIN: Colerain’s all-Republican board of trustees (and faithfully following fiscal officer who facilitated Fiedeldey’s follies) prepares to give in to Rumpke and let them double their landfill, consigning Colerain Township’s fate as “The Garbage Capital of Ohio” for the next hundred years. 
  • YOOFS ON THE LOOSE: As a crime wave keeps, North College Hill (pronounced “Noaf Cahj Heel” by local yoof) busy, its police department’s Facebook seems FAR more interested in highlighting criminal activity and police issues in Mason, Springdale, Colerain and Springfield Townships. Maybe the police should get off Facebook, stop searching for news about other communities and search for the actual criminals in their own community.  Just a thought.

Speaking of Failed Facebookery, you should check out all four pictures from the Fourth of July Parade on the Anderson Township GOP’s Facebook Page. Sort or underwhelming, aren’t they?

image021Why didn’t they at least show what happened when Disgraced Former Anderson Trustee Kevin O’Brien showed up at the Anderson Chamber of Commerce Fourth of July Picnic.

Meanwhile, the Forrest Gump School District’s insidious public relations campaign promoting their proposed tax hike rolls on, and so far, all the over-taxed payers have been curiously silent.

And on the West Side, Hamilton County’s Double-Dipping Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor wonders why all his critics keep asking why he loaned his reelection campaign $100,000. Nobody even knows he has an opponent, let alone the guy’s name. But Dusty has to do something with all that money he keeps raking in from the over-taxed payers every month.

  • image023MORE FACEBOOK FUN: Pete Beck, currently under indictment 69 felonies, including perjury, laughs it up with Dale-for-Sale Mallory, currently under investigation for taking illegal gifts from lobbyists, and Joe Uecker, who is currently un-indicted, but from the looks of his face he is pooping his pants and praying the Democrats do not use this photo in his reelection campaign.
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: When C-SPAN’s Washington Journal invited viewers to weigh in on the 50th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act, several callers phoned in to advocate for “white pride,” suggesting that black people owe an immense debt to white people; and that society ignores discrimination against white races like the Irish and Italians.
  • OUR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE says here is a WIN-WIN solution to Obama’s dilemma over 2.9 million inconsistencies in applications for ObamaCare. John Boehner, here’s a solution to the 85% of “can’t be fixed” applications. Have college students, who are computer savvy, work off their student loans at $100 per application.  They can do internet searches, in every state, and get info to prove or not prove citizenship and wages. Heck, get teenagers to earn money for college.  Ten-year olds are able to find anything on their computers. Paid government workers obviously can’t find shit!
  • image025THE FIGHT GOES ON: Anderson TEA Partiers say even as we take a few days to celebrate the freedom of country, the defense of it never stops. As many of you know, there is a proposed sales tax increase in Hamilton County that will be used to renovate Music Hall and Union Terminal. To take a quick survey and tell them what you think, CLICK HERE.

We understand COAST might also be against a County-Wide sales Tax to renovate those two City-Owned buildings. Not to worry, COAST’S Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney will still probably be invited to Museum Center President and CEO Douglass W. McDonald’s private Christmas Parties.

The Blower is now waiting to see where Republicans for Higher Taxes stands.

Meanwhile at Loveland Magazine, David Miller reports that now with more money than God, over-taxed payers are buying a bowling alley.

  • THE CINCINNATI CITY MESS (YOU ONLY READ ABOUT IN THE BLOWER)

image027Cincinnati recently made a half-hearted effort to enforce the city rule that says supervisors must live in the city.  That didn’t go well, did it?  All the mentioned supervisors still live outside the city.

How about trying to get city supervisors just to show up for work?  Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley shows up occasionally for face time in front of cameras.  A prime example is city interim economic development director Jeff McIlravy.  Word is when McIlravy does manage to roll out of bed, he shows up a couple of days a week at 11:00 am and leaves his post for the day at 1:00 pm.

McIlravy’s the guy who recently gave GE the best corporate deal ever, insuring the city will get nothing whatsoever from the deal.  He let GE write the terms.  He couldn’t be bothered to get out of bed, you see.

image029He’s also one of the guys who allows deadbeat Liz Rogers of the infamous Mahogany restaurant skip her loan payments to the city for the last eight months with no demands for payment. You remember Liz. We told you all about her last week.

In doing fact checking, we found Rogers claims she has 60 employees.  How can a restaurant paying 60 employees not be making enough money to make loan payments?

What do those 60 employees do?

We’d also like to see her payroll reflecting 60 employees.  We’re so tired of your continual deadbeat ways, Liz!

  • image030CONSERVATIVE CURMUDGEON STU MAHLIN says whenThomas Dutton’s Guest Column in The Fishwrap claimed “Ignoring OTR’s poor doesn’t change history,” “How precisely are 3CDC and other development efforts addressing poverty, when much development has been upscale condos? How is inequality being addressed, when so few neighborhood people and small-scale contractors are employed in any of the new development?”

To which Curmudgeon responded with deliberate redundancy:  “Gobbledygook!  Unintelligible GOBBLEDYGOOK!”

  • SPECIAL ELECTIONS: The Hamilton County Board of Elections announced a Tuesday, August 5, 2014 Special Election in the Lockland School District and the City of Mt. Healthy. Information on the issues can be located on the Board’s website.
  • image032IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports our Good Friend E Rob Sanders said his this year’s Kenton Commonwealth Attorney’s Office Fourth of July Party was the best ever, and guys were eating so much watermelon because they’d read all those reports that claimed watermelon has effects similar to Viagra, so they could keep their Fourth of July fireworks going all night long. That’s why Blackjack Brian Richmond cashed his pay check and bought a whole truckload of watermelons.

Meanwhile, on the odd chance that Joseph Hall has still not returned voluntarily to the Kenton County Escape Center, Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl says, “Independence Day had a really special meaning this year.”

And one of the most fun ways The Blower recalls ever spending a Fourth of July Holiday weekend was back in 1982, when we traveled from Lexington, Kentucky to Cincinnati in a hearse, sticking crosses in the ground to commemorate victims of drunk drivers, as Northern Kentucky High School Teacher Keen Babbage walked the 82 miles in 24 hours to call attention to alcohol-related traffic fatalities for Mothers Against Drunk Driving. Hype, you say? A media event? Of course it was, but it was for a worthy cause. In those days many judges and politicians were card-carrying members of DDAM (Drunk Drivers Against Mothers), and MADD needed our help to keep more drunk drivers off the roads.

  • image034LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #190, says you should tell a joke:Q: What do you get when you offer a liberal a penny for his thoughts?A: Change.
  • image034LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked David Letterman’s “The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.”
  • GOING GALT:The difference between a DemocRAT and a prostitute is that a prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
  • image036LATE NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: his week, with Summer still sweltering and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.

Just Another Patriotic Poem
On the Fourth of July,
In the rockets; red glare
The Girls dress skimpy
So the boys will stare.

This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

It probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.

In a related item, the Cincinnati and Hamilton County Public Library say we should all spend our Fourth of July Weekends reading and earning free stuff. No Kidding!

  • image044FINALLY AT FRIDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane his reaction to Obama’s claim about Friday’s crappy jobs report because a record 92,120,000 Americans are not working and not looking for work. Obama claimed it was “a step in the right direction.”  “That was one giant step for mankind,” Kane explained. “At this rate it’ll only take 297 more years to get back the 28 million jobs Obama lost.”

                    AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: 

  • image046Monday (July 7) we’ll be featuring our Special “Anti-Social Networking” E-dition, while we’re continuing to count down the 928 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
  • Tuesday (July 8) we’ll be celebrating “National Video Games Day” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will probably be trying to find some little kids to show us how they work.
  • Wednesday (July 9) is supposed to be “National Sugar Cookie Day,” but our research didn’t find the creator, or the origin of this day.  Neither could we find any documentation confirming this to be a “National” day, and we found no congressional records or presidential proclamation.
  • Thursday (July 10) is Teddy Bear Picnic Day. So if you go down in the woods today, you’ll be in for a big surprise.
  • The first line of Friday’s (July 11) limerick is: “Is it OK to call Obama ‘a bit of a Dick’?”
  • And Saturday (July 12) we’ll be covering “Different Colored Eyes Day,” which celebrates diversity of eye color. Now all those folks with Heterochromia will feel included.

image053image048Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially city interim economic development director Jeff McIlravy, who says although the city is giving up most of the earnings tax revenue generated by GE employees, we expect that some of those 1,800 new employees might even become residents of the City of Cincinnati, or at least Hamilton County.

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Exclusive: Never-Aired ‘Apprentice’ Parody of Trump Firing Obama

(Sent in by The Donald, who says he could always use a little extra publicity.)

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