Friday, July 4, 2014
Once Again, It’s “Historic”
Ever since that Quinnipiac University poll was published on Wednesday, Obama Supporters in the Press have been have been trying hard to bury the results that said Obama was the “Worst Modern President.” The Blower remembers a much different tone in 2006 when Quinnipiac found that President Bush was rated America’s worst modern President.
Worse news for Obama, his low ratings have to include those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
Now The Blower has another little prediction. Sometime during the next 930 more days left during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term unless America’s First Black President in History is impeached, his approval rating will be even worse.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend, esteemed pollster Fritz Wenzel, president of Wenzel Strategies, best known for his insightful interview with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane when Fritz was but a mere political columnist for the Toledo Blade, lo those many years ago.
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding anybody who has ever bestowed favorable press upon us to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Obama’s “If the critics are right that I’ve made all my decisions based on polls, then I must not be very good at reading them.”
- “TAX TIPS” by Eric Kearney (In case he thinks we’ve forgotten him)
Recently, Conservative Columnist Pat Buchanan explained why the intensifying scandal involving the Internal Revenue Service is worse than the Watergate scandal that was former President Richard Nixon’s undoing. Buchanan, a former aide to Nixon, explained that what former IRS official Lois Lerner is accused of doing interferes with the constitutional rights of citizens. However, he added it isn’t getting as much attention since it is occurring under a DemocRAT president.
Maybe that’s why The Blower says to get their attention, maybe this is how we should all be filing our tax returns.
- “CHAIN E-MAIL SAYS THREE PRESIDENTS DEPORTED A TOTAL OF 15 MILLION ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,” by PolitiFact.Com
In the hot-button immigration debate, some who oppose crackdowns on illegal immigrants suggest that it would be logistically and economically impossible for federal authorities to deport perhaps 10 million people to their country of origin.
We recently received an unsigned chain e-mail in our inbox that took that argument head-on, suggesting that there’s ample precedent in American history for mass deportations of illegal immigrants. Here are excerpts of the e-mail, with original syntax intact.
“What did Hoover, Truman, and Eisenhower have in common? … Back during the Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work. Harry Truman deported over two million Illegals after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans. And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals! The program was called ‘Operation Wetback’.. It was done so WWII and Korean veterans would have a better chance at jobs. It took two years, but they deported them! Now. … if they could deport the illegals back then — they could sure do it today.”
Now read the rest of the story here.
- “JESUS IS WATCHING YOU,” by Rabbi Hyman McEwen
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.”
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. After just a few seconds, clear as a bell, he heard “Jesus is watching you.”
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
“Did you say that?” He hissed at the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”
“Moses,” replied the bird.
“Moses?” The burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird Moses?”
“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”
- AND A QUICKIE By Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (But Don’t Call Me a Crazy DemocRAT)
Perhaps ObamaCare will have a useful purpose after all
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.
26% of the Democrats in this country are on medication for mental illness. That’s plenty scary.
It means 74% are running around untreated. Now that’s really scary!
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
Stories We’re Working On
Americans More Dependent on Independence Day- Obama’s Illegal Immigration Crisis
- Record 92,120,000 Americans Not Working, Not Looking
- Gas Prices Wallop Wallets
- No Guns Inside Target Stores
- Nudists in Florence
- For Whom the Bridge Tolls
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said most Apathetic Americans would be spending the Fourth of July holiday:
(A) Celebrating our Nation’s History: 2%
(B) Watching a patriotic parade: 1%
(C) Enjoying Fireworks and family picnics: 1%
(D) Getting another day off with pay: 96%
Some of Today’s Conservative Political Cartoons
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
Fourth of July Heroes
This week, everybody who thinks patriotism is truly passé e-mailed entries to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner is real war hero Ollie Hackworth, one of the survivors of that “Three-Against-a-Thousand Massacre” saga The Blower described last year.
Ollie wins an autographed picture of Sergeant York, a complete set of Audie Murphy westerns on DVD, and a free dinner on Veterans Day at Dummy’s Restaurant. His winning entry is:
When we celebrate the Fourth of July
Do it with your favorite guy
The Supreme Court did say
It’s all right to be gay
So you can now unzip my fly.
John Adams’ Entry When we celebrate the Fourth of July With all this heat, we’ll probably fry. But that heat’s tepid compared to what will stress George Soros and his slick buttboy P-O-T-U-S, When they arrive at the gates of hell After thinking their lives were so swell: Their “administration” was just one big lie.
John Hancock’s Entry When we celebrate the Fourth of July Let’s pause to ask ourselves why We elected a president Born a non-US resident, And his incompetence just makes me cry.
Benjamin Franklin’s Entry When we celebrate the Fourth of July It will be very hard not to cry, The folks we’ve elected Just can’t be respected Lions and tigers and skunks, oh my!
Richard Henry Lee’s Entry When we celebrate the Fourth of July Remember Jeremiah Wright’s cry, “God damn America” he said Barack was in the same bed He’ll tell you he didn’t hear that, but it’s a lie.
And from the Anderson Laureate (whose multi-stanza limerick says, “Obama’s idea of patriotism just can’t suck enough.)
When we celebrate the Fourth of July
What some people did makes me cry;
They gave up their lives
And our freedom now thrives
Because they were brave enough to die
But we also have plenty of tyrants,
Community organizers and half-breed Hawaiians
All they want is power
And they get more by the hour
I’d like to feed them all to the lions.
Because of real heroes, those phonies survive
Because others have died, they’re still alive
But they don’t give a damn
Their uncle’s not Sam
They know how to shuck and to jive
Because great Americans have died
They can take our country for a ride
The current White House resident
Doesn’t deserve to be president
When he promised good things, he lied.
If a contest were held to select
The most egotistical person to elect
It would be a no-brainer
Because there is no one more vainer
If he wins in November, we’re wrecked.
I get so sick of watching him talk
And the arrogant style of his walk
He’s so full of his ego,
Let’s vote him out, amigo
And listen to the Dumbocrats squawk.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Is it OK to call Obama ‘a bit of a Dick’?”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Obama Suck-up Matt Lauer at NBC News, who won’t call “Illegal” immigrants “Illegal.”
FOURTH OF JULY PICNIC LEFTOVERS HOT LINE
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FREEDOM IS NOT FREE | A Soldier’s Pledge
(Sent in by “Semper Si” Leis, USMC (Retired), who says “If I had you in my platoon, you wouldn’t think it was so damn funny.”
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