Sunday, June 29, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA’S IRS SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was watchingObama-Donor/ IRS Commissioner John Koskinen getting caught in more lies about how Obama’s IRS “Deliberately Destroyed” Lois Lerner’s e-mails. John Koskinen now claims he really didn’t contribute $100,000 to Obama and the Devious DemocRATS. It was only $85,000.”
ABC and NBC continue to ignore the fact that Obama’s IRS didn’t follow the law, so maybe everybody’s listening to Rush Limbaugh these days.
Obama’s IRS targeted Conservative groups and the TEA Party, the NSA illegally spied on Americans, the Justice Department illegally wiretapped the press, and Obama’s Dishonest Attorney General Eric Holder committed multiple acts of perjury. At least two dozen scandals have rocked this presidency. When will enough be enough?
OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA’S IRS SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was when Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said76% think Obama’s IRS “Deliberately Destroyed” Lois Lerner’s e-mails, and just 12% say “It Was An Accident.” According to that Fox News poll, suspicion was shared across party lines, although to varying degrees. An overwhelming 90% of Republicans thought the emails were intentionally destroyed, as did 74% of independents and 63% of Dumbed-Down DemocRATS.
Ohio First District Republican Congressman Steve Chabothead says “The American press has one of the most significant political scandals in decades, staring them in the face, and they’re all but ignoring it. It’s been established, beyond any reasonable doubt, that the IRS improperly targeted conservative groups prior to the 2012 election, in an attempt (largely successful) to unfairly and illegally silence these conservative groups, and thus aid in the reelection of Barack Obama. It happened. They did it. It worked.” [READ MORE HERE]
AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA’S IRS SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was when two Texas Congressmen introduced a bill, the Identify and Recover Lost Emails (IRS) Act (H.R. 4958), offering a $1 million reward for the recovery of former IRS director Lois Lerner’s missing emails, or a $500,000 reward for information concerning their whereabouts.
he bill, introduced by Republican congressmen Louie Gohmert and Bill Flores, also proposes a 20% salary cut for IRS employees until the emails are found.
That followed last week when Texas Republican Congressman Steve Stockman introduced tongue-in-cheek legislation that would allow over-taxed payers “to offer the same flimsy, obviously made-up excuses the Obama administration uses.” Under Stockman’s bill, “The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act,” over-taxed payers who do not provide documents requested by the IRS can claim one of the following reasons:
- MONDAY in our Official “Republican Survey” E-dition, The Blower said, “Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies!”
Please forgive us for gloating this morning, but something very special just arrived in the mail, and we can’t help feeling just a little proud and patriotic. We knew it had to be official, because inside the envelope was a letter signed by The Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus himself. And just like Anderson Township Trustee Andy Pappas, it didn’t even cost us $32,400 for a ticket to get inside last week’s RNC fundraiser at the Queen City Club featuring Jeb “Fighting for Amnesty” Bush and Rob “Fighting for Same-Sex Marriages” Portman. All of which seemed pretty ironic, especially since the 2016 RNC National Convention would not be held in Cincinnati.
Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1973, President Richard Nixon’s advisor, H.R. Haldeman, told the president to put pressure on the head of the FBI to “stay the hell out of this [Watergate burglary investigation] business” and Nixon’s legacy would be assured, just like Obama’s and his trusty Attorney General Eric Holder’s, who by the way, is looking more like John Mitchell every day. And Our Quote for Today Committee says Richard Nixon really said, “When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.”
Now with only 941 more days during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, our new best friend Reince (rhymes with “Heinz”) says we were among a select group of citizens who’d been especially chosen to take part in an official survey by a major political party.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Middle East Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “ We’re Between Barack and A Hard Place!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
In this week’s Opening Statement, I told Obama “You trained and armed ISIS, and now they are coming for us.” —Judge Jeanine
Just because Obama helped overthrow Gaddafi and abruptly yanked all U.S. forces from Iraq and issued all those stupid Red Lines for Syria allowing a defeated al-Qaeda to rebuild itself, we’re “not responsible” for either the crisis in Libya, or violence in Iraq, where militants of the Al-Qaeda offshoot group ISIS are capturing cities one by one. —Obama’s Doofus Secretary of State John Kerry, Working Hard To Ensure We Have Lesbian, Bisexual, And Transgender Ambassadors
I told you we should just let Allah sort it out. —Sarah Palin
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- WEDNESDAY in our Annual “Little Big Horn Massacre Anniversary” E-dition,The Blower asked, “Will Iraq be Obama’s Last Stand?”
Gatling Guns? We Don’t Need No Stinking Gatling Guns!
One of our best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing in each morning to see some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers.
Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1876 Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer had a lapse in judgment when he underestimated the number of Indians at the Battle of the Little Big Horn, and also forgot to bring his three Gatling guns because they might slow down his cavalry, not unlike the lapse in judgment Obama exhibited when people told him he was making a big mistake pulling all our troops out of Iraq before the mission had been successfully completed.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee Chose Custer’s “There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.”
Not only that, here’s our Joke of the Day: Q: What’s the difference between Custer and Obama? A: That’s what we say— what’s the difference!
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Custer Court Martial” E-dition,The Blower said, “Obama’s Now Blaming Bush for Little Big Horn Massacre!”
More Indian Uprisings
Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1876, Major Marcus Reno took command of the surviving soldiers of the 7th Cavalry, the ones who were on sick call the day before when Old Yellow Hair made that slight miscalculation of enemy troop strength and forgot to take along his three Gatling guns.
And our Quote for today Committee came up with this line from Custer, right before the Battle of the Little Bighorn: “Hurray, boys! We’ve got them. We’ll finish them up and then go home to our station.”
All of which reminds us of Obama, when he said “Al Qaeda is defeated,” “The War on Terror is over,” and “ISIS poses no immediate problem.”
Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose say, “Did Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse know how to protest against illegal immigration or what!”
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than South Carolina Republican Congressman Trey Gowdy, who cut Obama-Donor IRS Commissioner John Koskinen’s balls off in a devastating example of what a good cross-examination sounds like. Monday night, Gowdy criticized Koskinen for having the unmitigated chutzpah to claim there’s no evidence of criminal misconduct at the IRS over the targeting scandal.
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding anybody blasting Obama’s more than a smidgen of corruption to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Gowdy’s “Facts are neither Republican nor DemocRAT.”
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- SATURDAY in our Official “Bluegrass NASCAR” E-dition, The Blower said, ““Ich bin ein Redneck!” ”
More NASCAR Left-Turn Only Jokes
BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says they’re running out of hype this weekend promoting Saturday’s big NASCAR (Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks) Race at the Northern Kentucky Speedway, and The CamBoozler remembers the news media’s confusion last year about which event to cover that weekend — the Gay Pride Parade in Downtown Cincinnati or the hillbilly Quaker State 400 Race in Northern Kentucky. Maybe they should’ve combined the two events.
“If you think that was confusing,” CamBoo explained, “think about what would happen if some of the participants had shown up at the wrong event. Some drivers would be racing some really colorful cars in Sparta and Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory would’ve been there to throw out the first pitch, and in Downtown Cincinnati, Tony Stewart driving the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile (scheduled to appear at the Newport Kroger superstore on Saturday) would’ve covered the gay pride parade route in less than two seconds,” or at least as fast as Aroldis Chapman’s neighbors on his Anderson Oaks cul de sac say the Reds’ Overpaid Relief Pitcher’s $200,000 Lamborghini comes roaring in way after curfew every night.
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The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz
The Feck Starts Here
OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Wednesday’s Food Section Front-Page Feature was all about delivering booze to your door for your upcoming Independence Day Holiday. The really big story inside said, “For the Fourth, let’s break out a Fifth.” And there were all those drink recipes, too. Somewhere in all that alcohol advertising for the Fourth of July, shouldn’t someone be urging people not to drink and drive over the upcoming long holiday weekend? Even beer and whiskey companies urge you to drink responsibly.
One of the most fun ways we recall ever spending a Fourth of July Holiday weekend was back in 1982, when we traveled from Lexington, Kentucky to Cincinnati in a hearse, sticking crosses in the ground to commemorate victims of drunk drivers, as Northern Kentucky High School Teacher Keen Babbage walked the 82 miles in 24 hours to call attention to alcohol-related traffic fatalities for Mothers Against Drunk Driving. Hype, you say? A media event? Of course it was, since it was for a worthy cause. If only so many judges and politicians hadn’t been members of DDAM (Drunk Drivers Against Mothers), MADD might’ve been able to keep more drunk drivers off the roads.
THIS WEEKEND the entire political universe is totally focused on Monday’s “critical end-of-quarter fundraising deadline,” as candidates all try to outdo each other raising money for their 2014 Elections in only 128 more days.
The DemocRAT National Committee sent us a past-due notice, because we hadn’t sent in our $10 for a chance to meet Obama in Austin.
The Republican National Committee said they had to reach their urgent FEC fundraising deadline on June 30t by midnight, and they were $73,617 short of their goal. That’s why they needed our urgent contribution in the next 48 hours. Winning is a team effort—and they needed your support to build out their operation on the ground. That’s why we had to contribute to the RNC before midnight on June 30 to make this an “end of an error” for Obama.
Ohio Republicans say a Republican sweep this year will act as a firewall to help prevent the Hillary from winning Ohio in 2016. Please consider chipping in $25, $50, $100 or more RIGHT NOW to ensure that we win. The political infrastructure we build this year will beat Hillary in 2016.
Ohio Governor Kasich-Taylor’s Campaign said we’re officially 100 days away from the start of early and absentee voting for the November election, and they had a critical June fundraising goal and needed to raise $5,200 more, so could we please send them $50, $100, or more right now to help them show their team’s strength?
Ditzy DemocRAT Bluegrass Senate Candidate Alison Wondergams Grimes’ Campaign said with nearly three days to go before their critical end-of-the-quarter deadline, they wanted to give us an update on where they stood—they were still 200 new donors short of hitting their goal.
Ohio Republican Treasurer Josh Mandel’s Campaign just wanted to make sure we saw their email from the previous day about their fundraising filing deadline. They wanted us to “Click Here” to help out with a contribution of $25, $50, $100, $250 or more – because they were just $5,102 shy of their goal for that afternoon.
Ohio Republican Attorney General Mike DeWhine said it was hard to believe June was coming to an end – with only three more days left, because as the November election draws closer, it becomes increasingly important that they reach their monthly fundraising goals. We can’t do it without us, so we should please consider sending $100, $50, or $25 to help them hit their June goal.
Obama’s Organizing for America said their critical fundraising deadline is on the 30, and by their calculations, they were about 20,000 grassroots donations short of their goal. This is how we’re going to get there: They need 18 more donations from Cincinnati, and they wanted us to chip in $5 or more today, before their critical fundraising deadline.
Ohio Republican Senator Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Marriage” Portman’s Campaign said our donation of $5, $10, or $20 today could help them reach hundreds of fellow Conservatives across Ohio and the nation about the need to speak up and demand that Harry Reid allow the Senate to vote on my resolution to hold the Obama Administration accountable for breaking the law.
Ohio Second District Republican Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s Campaign wanted us to take two minutes to pitch-in by midnight on Monday, 6/30? That’s the deadline: Monday at Midnight to get our donation into their campaign. Their FEC fundraising report closes June 30, and they want to show as strong a quarter as possible. As they approach this 6/30 deadline, our support matters: so could we please donate $6.30, $63.00, or $630 in the next three days so they can show the D.C. pundits that the 2nd District is our territory.
The Blower predicts that wasn’t the last time we’d be hearing from these bozos before Monday at midnight. And instantly afterwards, they’d all be spamming our in-boxes again, this time trying to scrounge up volunteers to march in next Friday’s Fourth of July Day Parades.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1972, the U.S. Supreme Court struck down the death penalty, but it wasn’t until 1976, with 66 percent of Americans still supporting capital punishment, that SCOTUS came to its senses and reinstated it.- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Nancy Reagan’s: “I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.”
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Americans continue to worry about the state of the nation’s schools and believe the federal government still doesn’t get it. Just 17% of voters believe U.S. public schools today provide a world-class education, down nine points from 2011 when Obama first declared that as a necessary goal.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #217 says ask them to guess who said this: “The soundest way to raise revenues in the long run is to cut taxes now. The purpose of cutting taxes now is… to achieve the more prosperous, expanding economy which can bring a budget surplus.” Ronald Reagan? One of the Bushes? F. A. Hayek? Arthur Laffer? No, it was JFK.
LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked David Letterman’s “The Washington Redskins are being pressured to change their name. Well, they haven’t had much luck in the last four or five seasons. They’re kind of stumbling. They can’t get out of their own way. How about the Washington Congress?”
LATE NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: This week, with Summer still sweltering and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Summer Sports Summer is the time for sports So search for a lovely doll Who is yearning for some action And willing to play ball.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible who learned to hate taxes at an early age. [READ MORE HERE]
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “HAPPY HOLIDAY,” everybody was filling up his gas tank to avoid the holiday price hikes this week, and our three Cost-Conscious County Commissioners were complaining about the high price of gasoline these days. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.
This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
It probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
FINALLY AT FRIDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about all those problems American is facing these days. “Unfortunately,” Kane explained, “the problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (June 30) to celebrate Ramadan we’ll be featuring our “Special “Muslims in America” E-dition, while we’re continuing to count down the 935 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (July 1) we’ll be celebrating “International Joke Day” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will probably be nominating Obama, Hillary, and John Kerry.
- Wednesday, (July 2) while everybody else is celebrating “I Forgot Day,” we’ll hope we didn’t.
- Thursday (July 3), we can only speculate that “Disobedience Day” will be a day for civil or social disobedience as an act of protest, and as always, The Blower will try to do its share.
- The first line of Friday’s (July 4) limerick is: “When we celebrate the Fourth of July.” Is that a coincidence or what?!
- And Saturday (July 5) we’ll be covering “Work-a-Holics Day,” even though everybody will be celebrating the long Fourth of July holiday weekend.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Hillary Clinton, who lied when she claimed she and her husband, the Former Pants Dropper-in Chief were “Dead Broke” even though they stole all that stuff when they left the White House.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Ray Stevens – Come to the USA
(Sent in by Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose, who say Amnesty Supporters are now referring to Illegal Immigrants as “Undocumented Americans,” when “Undocumented DemocRATS” would be more like it.)
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