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Thursday, June 26, 2014
More Indian Uprisings
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1876, Major Marcus Reno took command of the surviving soldiers of the 7th Cavalry, the ones who were on sick call the day before when Old Yellow Hair made that slight miscalculation of enemy troop strength and forgot to take along his three Gatling guns.
And our Quote for today Committee came up with this line from Custer, right before the Battle of the Little Bighorn: “Hurray, boys! We’ve got them. We’ll finish them up and then go home to our station.”
All of which reminds us of Obama, when he said “Al Qaeda is defeated,” “The War on Terror is over,” and “ISIS poses no immediate problem.”
Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose say, “Did Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse know how to protest against illegal immigration or what!”
Meanwhile, NBC News reports amid the controversy surrounding the Washington Redskins’ team name, some Native American groups hope public outcry turns toward a different team’s symbol, more than 300 miles to the northwest: Chief Wahoo, the bright red, wide-grinning face of the Cleveland Indians baseball team.
And hereabouts, all those White, God-Fearing Citizens in Anderson are wondering when Liberal Activists will return like a plague of 17-year locusts to demand the Anderson Redskins’ mascot be changed, too. Of course, every Anderson Alum was pleased as punch when their beloved “Anderson Redskins” won the Ohio Division II state football championship back in 2007, and the Forrest Gump School Board wanted to put a tax levy on the ballot to pay for a new $158 million domed stadium.
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says76% think Obama’s IRS “Deliberately Destroyed” Lois Lerner’s e-mails, and just 12% say “It Was An Accident.” According to that Fox News poll, that suspicion is shared across party lines, although to varying degrees. An overwhelming 90% of Republicans think the emails were intentionally destroyed, as do 74% of independents and 63% of Dumbed-Down DemocRATS.
Ohio First District Republican Congressman Steve Chabothead says “The American press has one of the most significant political scandals in decades, staring them in the face, and they’re all but ignoring it. It’s been established, beyond any reasonable doubt, that the IRS improperly targeted conservative groups prior to the 2012 election, in an attempt (largely successful) to unfairly and illegally silence these conservative groups, and thus aid in the reelection of Barack Obama. It happened. They did it. It worked.” [READ MORE HERE]
Meanwhile, Ohio Second District Republican Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” will be raking in fat cat cash tonight at the mansion of Doug and Beth Brendamour in Indian Hill, and even if you can’t attend, you can still donate up to $5,200 per couple. Compared with that $32,400 per “co-chair” fundraiser for rich Republicans at the Queen City Club in Cincinnati featuring special guest speaker Jeb “Fighting for Amnesty” Bush and Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Marriage” Portman, tonight’s event is real bargain.
BACK IN WASHINGTON: Our DC Newsbreaker reports House Speaker John Boehner announced Wednesday he plans to file suit against Obama over his alleged abuse of executive power. “This is not about impeachment — it’s about him faithfully executing the laws of this country,” Boehner said. The Blower’s calling it “Impeachment Lite.”- FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE: After reading Cincinnati’s Stupid Streetcar needs another cool $1 Million for so-called “start-up costs,” not to mention the $1.5 to $4 Million operating costs under-estimations,Tailgating Troublemaker Tino Delgato recommends the City of Cincinnati hire former Mayor Mark Mallory to run the street car in 2016. Mallory’s pay could be a nice enticing percentage of the profits. The guess here is Mallory will be unavailable. Go Figure!!! He would not have a body guard, but can make extra by driving one of the Folly Trolleys. It would be his first real job since being a librarian.
DISGRUNTLED DEMOCRATS continue to complain about the way Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka is running his Party. Today they want to know why women over age 35 are treated as second class citizens. Explain why you haven’t supported Bernadette Watson, Marilyn Hyland, Bentley Davis and/or Michele Young to run for office? [In the case of Marilyn (in 1998), Burka told people, “Don’t contribute to her campaign. We don’t really want her to win.” Marilyn was the ENDORSED CANDIDATE for the County Commission seat at that time! Michele Young wanted to run for County Commissioner this year, but Burka wouldn’t even return her phone calls or respond to her email entreaties.- REWRITING HISTORY: Although Clyde Gray’s first day on the job at Channel 9 “Substantially True” News did not appear in Edition #56 published on June 25, 1991, several other interesting items did appear, including: “This Week’s Really Big Story” about ComPost Columnist David Wecker becoming a male stripper, Ken CamBoo unearthing an item about the exhumation of former President Zachary Taylor in Louisville, and the Announcement of the first-ever Whistleblower Weekly Limerick Contest. [SEE EDITION #56 HERE]
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says folks at Kentucky Speedway guarantee there will be no more traffic and parking problems at the big Quaker State 400 race on Saturday, and there won’t be enough hype to cover that.
The CamBoozler also received this dire e-mail warning from Kentucky Governor Steve Be-sheared: In just five days, we’re going to hit one of the biggest moments of 2014 when we reach the second FEC fundraising deadline of the year. On that day, all eyes will be on Kentucky and the whole country will be thinking the same thing: “Can Alison’s grassroots network really keep standing toe-to-toe with Mitch McConnell and the millionaires and billionaires bankrolling his campaign?” And just think, for only another $5 donation, this Armageddon could be avoided.
Over at the Kenton County Escape Center, Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl says, Joseph Hall still hasn’t voluntarily returned Center since he walked away from a work detail on May 28, and Kentucky State Police will be trying to identify the escaped inmate among the NASCAR fans this weekend.
TAN LINES ON TROLLOPS: Everybody’s enjoying the warm summer weather, and as Bunky Tadwell told us earlier this month in his “Hot Weather Warmup”:
It’s time to grab your bathing suit, To have a refreshing swim. And check and see if all the girls, Have got their bikini trim.
That’s why in Anderson, the European Wax Center at the Anderson Towne Center is offering FREE BIKINI WAXES.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, a Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how organizers are coming along trying to find people to walk in all those upcoming Independence Day Parades. “They’re making progress,” Kane reported. “Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas says the Anderson Township Republican Club (including Newtown and Mt. Washington) is looking for volunteers to walk the entire 28-mile parade route through Anderson, Newtown, and Mt. Washington during the Fourth of July Parade. And just think, when you’re done, Ohio’s Second District Podiatrist Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup can check out your smelly feet.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Obama’s Perjuring IRS Boss John Koskinen, who only donated a paltry $100,000 to the Dishonest DemocRATS. And Distinguished Photo Shop Spoofer Edward Cropper shows South Carolina Republican Congressman Trey Gowdy Getting Ready to Give Obama’s Lying IRS Commissioner a Well-Desered Reaming.
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