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Thursday, June 19, 2014
Happy Property Tax Day, Everybody!
Payment for your Hamilton County Property Taxes has to be post-marked by midnight tomorrow, and tax preparers all over Hamilton County will be busy all day Thursday helping over-taxed property owners complete their complicated tax forms. And it’s no wonder, since some people’s property taxes are included with their mortgage payments, and they never actually see how much they’re paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included. That’s why The Blower always says “Everybody should have to write a really big check on Property Tax Day,” and “They should hold elections for those officials on the same day people have to pay for all those taxes.”
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Gerald Barzan’s, “Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.”
First, there are school taxes. Could you ever believe you ever approved paying that much for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, walking around these days? The next big chunk of your cash goes to the City, Village, or Township where you live. Then come all your other taxes for such things as a Joint Vocational School (wherever the hell that is), County General Fund, Public Library, Family Service/Treatment, Health and Hospital Care for the Indigent, Mental Health Levy, Development Disabilities, Park District, Crime Information Center, Children Services, Senior Services, Cincinnati Zoo so they don’t kill all the elephants, and the Museum Center.
It’s a shame we don’t have an effective local “Anti-Tax” Organization to talk about such things because they’re too busy these days raking in big bucks for taking cases to the U.S. Supreme protecting politicians’ Right to Lie, and our good friend Bunky Tadwell (the Bard of Cleves) says, “The worst part about your property taxes is that they never seem to go down, and never does anybody else I know.”
Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says if you forgot to use one of those new 49-cent postage stamps when you mailed in your “Jacked-Up Taxes and your payment was returned due to insufficient postage, our Disingenuous DemocRAT Double-Dipping DemocRAT Obama-loving County Auditor will still publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats, and then charge you humongous fine for being a little late, too.”
- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET also remembers 23 years ago in The Whistleblower, then-Hamilton County Treasurer Wayne F. Wilke also sent his warmest regards to the troops serving in the Gulf War, but at least Wayne gave our guys 11 extra days to pay.
ARE ALL THE CHARACTERS THE WHISTLEBLOWER WRITES ABOUT REAL? Yesterday, a Person of Consequence we’ll call Duffy “The Big Spanky Slayer” Beischel thought he recognized a strange similarity between yesterday’s fictional “Seediest Kid of All” (“Little Greggie” Delev) and an ostracized Anderson Township resident he once knew. Perhaps Duffy forgot that The Whistleblower is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental even if they both have the same name, especially running mates of Masturbating Township Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien.- TO ALL THE JOHNS: DON’T DESPAIR! State Street is still hopping with all the hoes. The city could care less about Lower Price Hill.
ANGRY ANDERSONIANS: Anderson TEA Party members who were outside the Queen City Club protesting Common Core in all that heat on Monday during Jeb Bush’s visit are still outraged after seeing a picture of their fearless leader Andy Pappas inside the nice air-conditioned confines posing for Facebook photos with Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus, and the other muckity mucks. Maybe Alex T. gave him a free ticket.- CONGRESSIONAL UPDATES: Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead says Obama was warned about what could happen, what would happen, if he prematurely and recklessly pulled all U.S. troops from Iraq. And now it’s happening. [READ MORE HERE]
Meanwhile, Tuesday night at the East side TEA Party summer picnic held at Montgomery Park picnic shelter, TEA Partiers sang “Happy Birthday” to Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup. Unfortunately, Brad couldn’t be present since he lives in Washington DC now. He moved out of Cincinnati a month or so after winning election and hasn’t be back much since. He votes via absentee ballot and only comes back to flush the toilet in his condo in Mt. Lookout and appear in a parade in uniform with medals for dubious participation events. Like “time off for good behavior.” TEA Partiers say his Anderson office staff is incompetent and getting worse. It figures, since they are a bunch of Goof Doofus retreads.
- THE UNAFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE ACT gives assistance to a family of four that makes $94,000. WTF! And they wonder why it’s costing more than they anticipated. Premiums that would have cost a family $346 a month cost the consumer a measly $82. Subsidized by We the over-taxed payers. Leaving the consumer money for cell phones, wide screen hi def and cable.
DISGRUNTLED DEMOCRATS continue to complain about the way Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka is running his Party. Today they want to know why some races are unendorsed while others are endorsed before the primary? If you endorse candidates before the primary, why didn’t we endorse Democrat Jim Prues, who ran against the Republican Fred Kundrata for the First District Congressional seat?
DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: State Rep-Tile Dale “For Sale” Mallory has been identified as a subject of an investigation into possible ethics violations, just as he’s finishing his eight-year term limit for his House seat. How convenient, especially after he lost a bid in May’s primary for a state Senate nomination.- RINO ALERT: As RINO Blue Ash Mayor Lee Czerwonka continues being upset over Tax Hikin’ Rick Bryan’s defeat in the GOP Primary, and his Republicans for Higher Taxes buddies are praising Mr. and Mrs. Czerwonka for their $500 donation (combined) to Devious DemocRAT David A. Pepper, while stiffing his Republican opponent Mike DeWhine in the Ohio Attorney Genral Campaign.
COLERAIN CRONYISM: The happy couple in the attached photo is State Representative Louis William Blessing III, heir to the throne of his father, Louis William Blessing, Jr, and the new Princess-Elect of the 29th Ohio House District, Heather Mann. Miss Mann, originally of West Lake, is the Chief Legal Counsel to Ohio House Speaker William Batchelder, who has served in the Ohio Legislature through several peerages. Royal subjects of the 29th House District (Colerain, Crosby, Harrison, Whitewater, and Miami Townships, City of Harrison and Wards 19 and 20 of Cincinnati): meet your new state representative, Heather Mann Blessing, come 2020, when His Majesty Prince William III is term-limited. Love is blind, for sure!- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says U.S. Senator Bitch McConnell claims he’ll be making a really important “legislative announcement” on Friday afternoon at the Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce in Fort Mitchell. McConnell will make the announcement in the Chamber board room. It won’t be open to the public. More news leaks later.
MANHUNT CONTINUES: Over at the Kenton County Escape Center, Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl says, Joseph Hall still isn’t reported to have voluntarily returned Center since he walked away from a work detail on May 28. Do you think he’s really working as a paralegal at Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ Law Office in Independence?
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, a political insider was asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why most people don’t get as upset on Property Tax Days as they do on the big April 15 Tax Day. “Most people’s property taxes are included with their mortgage payments,” Kane explained. “So they never see how much they’re paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included.” That’s why The Blower always says everybody should have to write a really big check on Tax Day, and they should hold elections on the same day people have to pay their taxes. Do you think our elected officials would go along with that?”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Dale “For Sale” Mallory.
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