Daily Archives: June 15, 2014

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, June 15, 2014

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • image006OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA’S BETWEEN BARACK AND A HARD PLACE STORY THIS WEEK was on Flag Day, when our Obama Scandal Scorecard included Obama’s Veterans Administration Scandal, breaking the law to exchange five Taliban Terrorists at GITMO for a US Army Deserter, as well as Iraq falling to the terrorists. 
  • OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA’S BETWEEN BARACK AND A HARD PLACE STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama told the Iraqis under siege that he would think about their little problem over the weekend while and he Michelle were busy in Palm Springs with more important things, like visiting a gay couple at their desert estate, fundraising, and golf, and if our allies were still alive on Monday, to call him back.
  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA’S BETWEEN BARACK AND A HARD PLACE STORY THIS WEEK was when a new CNN/ORC International poll was released Thursday shows Obama is now as unpopular as Bush. 
  • MONDAY in our Current “Constitutional Crisis E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s more than just Obama’s bogus birth certificate!”

           image009Liberal attacks on the U.S. Constitution have become commonplace during the Age of Obama, and long ago, Republicans in Congress scheduled a vote in the House to find Obama’s Outlaw Attorney General Eric Holder in Contempt.

And that was even before we learned about all of Obama’s Scandals, where all of those Obama Supporting Government Employees broke every law in the book getting Obama re-elected in 2012.

Unfortunately, even if that election were held today, all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would elect him again.

That’s why Whistleblower Constitutional Scholar Madison Jamison believes it would be altogether fitting and proper for today’s Conservative Civics Lesson to include

“Your Common Sense of Rights.”

[READ MORE HERE]

  •  TUESDAY in our Special “Unleashing Terrorists” E-dition, The Blower reported, “Obama says, “And I’d do it again!”and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:  

When The Blower published its “Common Sense of Rights” in Monday’s e-dition, it reminded me of how much America is changing these days. Once again, Obama needs to be impeached, this time for the astonishing exchange of one US deserter for five top Taliban leaders held at Guantanamo Bay. Future atrocities these five perpetrate will be attributable directly to Barack Obama. Obama didn’t “release” these murderers, he “unleashed” them! —Judge Jeanine

“Common Sense” is like deodorant. People who need it the most never use it. —Tom Paine-in-the-Ass

Please don’t point out that we’ve been pimping for Obama for so long, when the first American dies at the hands of one of those five released terrorists, blood will be not only on Obama´s hands, but also on ours. —Obama Supporters in the Press

[READ MORE HERE]

  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition,The Blower said, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”

image011Think of how much things have changed since the second Wednesday in June, 2013. It was our Special “Obama’s Scandal-rama” E-dition, and The Blower said, “Here a scandal, there a scandal, everywhere a scandal-scandal.”

IT WAS A SCANDALANCHE: There were so many scandals at the Obama White House those days. The failure to get to the bottom of Benghazi was a scandal. The issue of secret subpoenas of reporters was close to scandalous. The IRS targeting of conservative groups was most definitely a scandal. And more recently, the NSA’s secret data-collection efforts smelled of scandal.

Two years ago, everybody was worried about security leaks “at the White House” that put American lives in danger and DemocRAT Strategist Pat Caddell even named National Security Advisor Tom Donilon as Obama’s leaker. [SEE THAT VIDEO HERE]

Last year, everybody was waiting for Obama to appoint a new Scandal Czar just to keep track of all those front-page miscues. Word was he’d supervise a team of six men with pooper-scoopers following behind Obama. Not to worry, everybody said Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard would still get to keep his job.

[READ MORE HERE]

  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Leadership Vacuum” E-dition,The Blower said, “There’s only so much you can expect from a Community Organizer!” 

These Days, We Really Miss Reagan

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1987, President Ronald Reagan challenged Soviet Leader Mikhail Gorbachev to “tear down” the Berlin Wall, and our Quote for Today Committee says, “That’s really a no-brainer for us,” as we now show you the video. Do you think many of our Obama Supporters in the Press will be asking what Reagan would’ve thought about Obama’s imbecilic exchange of one US deserter for five top Taliban leaders held at Guantanamo Bay? Don’t hold your breath.

Not that any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would know the difference. 

The rest of us will be enduring our current leadership vacuum while we’re continuing to count down the 953 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

[READ MORE HERE]

  • FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

      image013Why, it’s none other than Dr. Donald Dossey, who asks if you ever wondered why Friday became the bad day of the week instead of, say, Monday? Who started this fear of the number “13” anyway – some dysfunctional Roman family, an alcoholic Norseman, maybe a drug induced Druid? Which old-timey superstitious “cures” can help you deal with fear of Friday the 13th, and if walking around your house 13 times really wards off evil spirits? Maybe it would be better to chew a piece of beef gristle while standing on your head.

That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding anybody making fun of stupid superstitions to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Edmond Burke’s “Superstition is the religion of feeble minds.”

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  • SATURDAY in our Official “Flag Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re remembering those who have fought and died to protect it!” 

Happy Flag Day, Everybody!

            image014Flag Day was first observed in 1877 on the 100th anniversary of the Continental Congress’ adoption of the Stars and Stripes as the official flag of the United States. In that year, Congress asked that all public buildings fly the flag on June 14. The idea quickly caught on and many people wanted to participate in waving the flag. One early supporter was B. J. Cigrand, a Wisconsin schoolteacher who wanted June 14 to be known as “Flag Birthday.”

For our cherished occasion, Our Quote for Today Committee has chosen Adrian Cronauer’s: “Our flag is not just one of many political points of view. Rather, the flag is a symbol of our national unity.”

image015In 1916, President Woodrow Wilson proclaimed Flag Day as a national celebration. However, the holiday was not officially recognized until 1949 when President Harry Truman signed the National Flag Day Bill.

The Blower says it’s time to dig out your American flag and fly it high this week. Children in school today if they were getting an education year round could sing “God Bless the USA,” unless your Obama Supporting School Principal says that would be “too patriotic.”

And maybe if you’re at a ball game, you should even put down your hot dog, take off your hat, and actually sing “God Bless America” during the seventh inning stretch.

[READ MORE HERE]

Dishonest Department Directors

          parrottTwo City of Cincinnati department directors have had charges of dishonesty sustained against them.  Kenneth Glenn, director of the Citizen Complaint Authority, resigned and the Metropolitan Sewer District Director Tony Parrott lost 40 hours of vacation time; the equivalent of nearly a $3,500 fine.  The city manager proclaimed that we should be able to expect honesty from city employees, especially department directors who are city employment leaders – that sounds somewhat reasonable.  But, does the punishment fit the crime?

Dishonesty, especially at the department director level, should result in termination from employment. Anything less than dismissal provides tacit approval for all other city employees to be dishonest along with the assurance that, if caught, the employees are guaranteed to maintain their employment with the city and need only to prepare themselves for “progressive discipline.”  Such a policy and precedent clearly breeds a culture of dishonesty within the organization and does little, if anything, to establish HONESTY as an institutional value which is mandated for all city employees.

image016Is it any wonder then, that the City, the Cincinnati Police Department, and the membership of the FOP Lodge #69 took absolutely no action to address actions of the police union president, Kathy Harrell, when a local court determined she had been dishonest, i.e. She was involved in the theft of $12,000 from the CODE union and lied to the court about her involvement in this theft.  Then again, why would we expect Kathy Harrell to be honest?  After all, she’s just a cop and why should we expect our police officers to be honest in all matters? (Kathy is shown here with Diana Frey (left), a former friend who is now serving more than four years in federal prison for stealing $750,000 from the Cincinnati Organized and Dedicated Employees union.)

Doesn’t anybody remember, one if the first things 14-Star Cincinnati Police Chief James Craig did was to rescind the policy that “Dishonesty equals Dismissal,” based on complaints from the union.  No wonder the union comply – they endorse and tolerate dishonesty.

Clown-cil member Young’s reaction is also somewhat questionable.  He simply wonders how anyone can accept a paycheck from the city and not live in the city.  Two thoughts here: take a look at living conditions in those sections of the city that have been absolutely devastated by the infiltration of section 8 housing – that might be a clue – and, where is the council member’s outrage about the city manager tolerating any form of dishonesty, especially from a department director?  Dishonesty – even more slimy than working in the sewers!

  • OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Metro Mole says it was another great job on its headline “Water Works director loses vacation days for violation,” except that Tony Parrott is the director of the Metropolitan Sewer District Hamilton County officials want fired because of a paltry $87 million in cost overruns
  • image018MORE BREAKING NEWS: On Monday, sites will be presented for Obama’s Presidential Library. The most likely location is Chicago where he was after all a community organizer! In the mix is Columbia University where he most likely attended on a foreign student’s visa and scholarship ’cause he won’t allow anyone to see his records!  Hawaii is where he grew up part of the time with his white mother and then his white grandparents when he mother stayed in Indonesia.  The perfect location would be Indonesia where Obama lived from 1961- 1971. He is the first black President, so how about the first presidential library in a foreign country.
  • AMERICAN FLAG ETIQUITTE: Saturday in The Blower’s Flag Desecration Hot Line, we asked readers to e-mail their egregious examples. Attached is a picture of Serena Williams SITTING ON THE FLAG!! Take your pick of the following from the Flag Code!!

image019The flag should not be used as “wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery,” or for covering a speaker’s desk, draping a platform, or for any decoration in general (exception for coffins).  The flag should never be drawn back or bunched up in any way. The flag should never be used as a covering for a ceiling. The flag should never be fastened, displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way. The flag should not be used as part of a costume or athletic uniform, except that a flag patch may be used on the uniform of military personnel, firefighters, police officers, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag should never have any mark, insignia, letter, word, number, figure, or drawing of any kind placed on it or attached to it. The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything. The flag should never be stepped on. No part of it should touch the ground or any other object; it should be received by waiting hands and arms. To store the flag it should be folded neatly and ceremoniously. The flag should never touch anything beneath it. Contrary to an urban legend, the flag code does not state that a flag that touches the ground should be burned. Instead, it is considered disrespectful to the flag and the flag in question should be moved in such a manner so it is not touching the ground.

  • image020OHIO TEA PARTY GUY TOM ZAWISTOWSKI says he doesn’t believe the Obama administration’s claims that two years of emails by Lois Lerner are “lost.” “Like so many other cover-ups by this administration, their excuses are just not credible. The Obama Administration has been stonewalling during this entire investigation, as they have with Fast and Furious, Benghazi, the VA scandal, and everything else. The lawlessness of this administration knows no bounds. They are now apparently so desperate to conceal their illegal activities that they are simply hiding the evidence, or perhaps even destroying the evidence, to keep Congress and the American people from getting to the truth about the illegal activities of Ms. Lerner and others in the Administration.  I can assure them that we will not stop demanding answers until those responsible for persecuting American citizens for their political beliefs are brought to justice.”
  • PROTEST PLANNED: Mark your calendar to rally with the Common Core Truth Brigade on Monday, June 16, 2014, from 4:30 to 6:00 p.m. to let former governor Jeb Bush know that SW Ohio Rejects Common Core. Anderson TEA Party says everybody’s getting ready to protest outside the Queen City Club on Monday where the Republican National Committee is holding a fundraiser with featured speakers Former Florida Governor Jeb “Fighting for Amnesty” Bush and Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Marriage” Portman. Our Common Core Truth Brigade wants RNC Chairman Reince Priebus to see that Southwest Ohio opposes Common Core, and that Jeb Bush is not the candidate that base of conservatives in THE key county in THE key state want to see on the 2016 Presidential ballot. [READ MORE HERE]
  • image021GAY LIKE US: Is Downtown Cincinnati still cleaning up and disinfecting from Gay Pride Parade last week?  After all the sex in alleys and bathrooms, in the future, how many restaurants will close down for this weekend as well?  In fact, there were so many topless dykes, FEMA thought it was New Orleans all over again! But in the spirit of fairness and tolerance, every other parade has to pay for their police officer duties and public works clean up, was there really a bill for this parade? Freedom of Information requestors could have fun with this.
  • DRUGS ‘R US: Now that the UC Free Needle program has been chased out of over 15 communities, who will be next?  Northside, be ready. In other news, can you imagine how many ambulance chasing attorneys will be waiting for the first person to die with one of those free needles still stuck in them?  And who all will be liable?
  • image023DISGRUNTLED DEMOCRATS continue to complain about the way Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka is running the Party. Today they want to know why after the precinct consolidation, we STILL have over 50% of precincts unrepresented by Precinct Executives. Why? [Part of the answer is that Burka refused to appoint more than 100 people because they’re DemocRATS who don’t support him (or John Cranley). Speaking of our Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor, Cranley says,”If other D-RAT presidential candidates feel short-changed by my early support of Hillary, just remember: I only support the Clintons so I don’t become number 48.”
  • image024OUR SHARONVILLE SNITCH says coming in November, on a ballot in your neighborhood polling location (or much earlier if you are too lazy to vote in person), a brand new family-based situation comedy: “LEAVE IT TO DEVER,” Starring as that naïve and always in trouble rascal – Jonathan Dever as “The Dev.” Co-starring will be Sycamore Township Trustless Tom Weidman as Dever’s mischievous and deceptive friend Eddie Haskell. The supporting cast will include that TEA-Party loser Crista Criddle as little Jonatan’s mother June and Blue Face Alex T Mall-Cop as his big brother Wally.  Always ready to give advice as his father Ward, will be that great political sage and Bob McEwen. If the pilot show plays well in November, look for “Leave It To Dever” to enjoy an eight year run, complete with low ratings, on TV sets everywhere in Ohio’s 28th District.
  • image026FRIDAY THE 13TH UPDATE: First we explainedt he difference between “Triskaidekaphobia” and “Paraskevidekatriaphobia.” But we forgot “Trickydickyphobia.” The fear of being called a crook!
  • FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: The Ohio high school proficiency test scores were posted this week. These scores are from the Sophomores who take the four-part test for the first time. Seems the schools with the star football and basket ball players need to help ’em get an edumacation so dey can get athletic scholarships to Kolleges. The bottom four schools are: Mount Healthy … 39%, New Miami … 50.8 %, Middletown … 53.6 %, Winton Woods … 53 %, and Cincinnati … 56.8 % On the other hand, schools were the kids get academic scholarships are: Wyoming … 97%, Madeira … 94.6 % Sycamore … 93.9 % Mariemont … 93.7 % and Indian Hill … 92.7%.
  • image027ONLY SIX MORE DAYS: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says please don’t forget, June 20 is the last day to pay their Second Half 2013 Hamilton County Property Taxes (jacked up by our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor) and any taxes paid after that date will accrue a penalty and/or interest; and failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest. Are Republicans actually offering any opposition during the next 145 days until the November Elections?
  • image028HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in 1938, Cincinnati Red Johnny Vander Meer pitched his second consecutive no-hit, no-run game. Typical Reds Fan Farley Fairweather says this year Reds’ overpaid batters have had a lot of no-hit games.
  • THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Bob Veale’s “Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa” and Bryan Price’s “What bullpen problem?”
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says fortunately for us, the Founding Fathers weren’t worried about offending the British, and we still enjoy the resulting freedoms to this day. Or do we? A surprising number of Americans aren’t so sure.
  • IN ANDERSON: How many kids are having PB&J’s for dinner ’cause mama spent the grocery dollars at the racino? Belterra Park Gaming & Entertainment Center in Anderson Township reaped $5.7 million in gambling revenue during May, its first month of operation. Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas says that may sound like a lot, especially since it includes doesn’t include the valet parking.
  • IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl says Joseph Hall still hasn’t voluntarily returned to the Kenton County Detention Center since he walked away from a work detail on May 28, but Tuesday night, several male members only of the Literary Club thought they saw him at former Cincinnati ComPost Publisher’s Bill Burleigh’s dinner party at his Rabbit Hash estate. The next day, Terry “The Smiling Jailer” personally led the search at the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence. “It’s not that we really expected to find him there,” Terry admitted, “But my guys just like looking at the all those titties.”
  • image029BLUEGRASS BOUILLABAISSE: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says this weekend it’s time for “Goettafest” at Mainstrasse. Chosen as one of the Summer’s Top Ten Festivals and Events by the Kentucky Tourism Council and the Southeast Tourism Society as one of the Top 20 Events, MainStrasse Village “Original” Goettafest invites you to join in the excitement. But if you knew what was in “goetta,” you probably wouldn’t want to put it in your mouth.

Goetta is a sickening German sausage made of pork, beef, spices, and oats, and many Mainstrasse merchants are wondering if Goetta was invented in Cincinnati, why are they holding this week’s crappy Goettafest here? Please don’t confuse this with Glier’s Goettafest, which takes place at Newport on the Levee August 7-8-9-10. Traditionally, this weekend’s so-called “Original Goettafest festival at Mainstrasse” imposes a one-goetta-dish minimum on its vendors, while Glier’s requires each vendor to offer three goetta dishes, and no vendors are allowed to offer the same dish.

You can have baked goetta, fried goetta, poached goetta, steamed goetta, roast goetta, broiled goetta, boiled goetta, sautéed goetta, broiled goetta, or you could just eat it raw. There are goetta-burgers, goetta-three ways, goetta pizza, stuffed-goetta, goetta-and-dumplings, goetta-enchiladas, moo-goo-gai-goetta, goetta-chowder, shoofly goetta, goetta po-boys, goetta fajitas, Chicago-style goetta, goetta balls, and goetta ala ronge, just to name a few.   

But don’t eat too much. You might goetta sick. And if you can’t make it, we guess you should just call it Forgeotta-about-it.

Meanwhile, everybody’s still talking about the Packhouse Meats restaurant in Newport, which has completely abolished tipping. Downtown Cincinnati restaurants saw the effects of a no-tipping policy back when they NAALCP Convention brought 8,000 non-tippers to town in 2008.

  • image031LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #164, Quote Liberal Hero Karl Marx: “There is only one way to kill capitalism—by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.”
  • image033OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “Father’s Day is just a few days away. And in a new interview President Obama said that he is a fun dad who teeters on the edge of embarrassing his kids. Because nothing says you’re a fun dad like SAYING you’re a fun dad.”
  • image034NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for Father’s Day, we found this passionate poem by our old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his latest book, “Summer Sex Scandals,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves. 

We’ve given a day for Old Dad With gifts to make him feel glad. He made it all happen When he caught mom a nappin’ And gave her a load with her tad.

  • image038THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.

This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

It probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.

  • image039FINALLY AT FRIDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were askingBeloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he’d seen reviews in The Fishwrap panning the Cincinnati Opera Company’s production of Carmen on Opening Night, especially after they’d all learned on Thursday Kane had sung one of the lead roles in Bizet’s masterpiece many years ago with the same Cincinnati Opera Company, when he was a lot younger and a whole lot thinner.

“The production probably would’ve been a lot better if I’d given in and revived my role that was so acclaimed those many years ago,” Kane explained. “But there was a little problem when I tried to get into my toreador costume. Look how much trouble I had thirty years ago changing clothes in that crowded dressing room at Music Hall where there was no place to put my pipe down.”  

 AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: 

  • image041Monday (June 16) we’ll be featuring our “Deadbeat Dads” E-dition, while we’re continuing to count down the 949 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
  • Tuesday (June 17) we’ll be celebrating the 42nd Anniversary of Nixon’s Watergate Break-in and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will be comparing that to some of Obama’s Scandals.
  • Wednesday, (June 18) we’ll be remembering how 1815 Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo on that date, and wondering if what Obama’s Waterloo will be.
  • Thursday (June 19) we’ll be checking to see if any of our Republicans have as yet summoned up the courage to use the word “Impeachment.”
  • The first line of Friday’s (June 20) limerick is: “When you pay your real estate taxes.”
  • And Saturday (June 21) will be our Official Paddlefest Edition, along with the Summer Solstice.

 Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Jeb Bush, who is not the candidate the Conservative Base in THE key county in THE key state want to see on the 2016 Presidential ballot.

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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. 

 Whistleblower Video of the Day

Obama to Launch U.S. Airstrikes in Iraq

image050(Sent in by General Norman Schwarzkopf, who led all coalition forces in the Persian Gulf War.)

image051Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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