Sunday, June 8, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA BOWE BERGDAHL BLUNDER STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama went to the Rose Garden for a triumphant homecoming press conference with Army Deserter Bergdahl’s parents, the bearded Mr Bergdahl begins off-pisting in his broken Pashto, praising Allah for his traitor son’s release.
- OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA BOWE BERGDAHL BLUNDER STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama’s National Security Adviser Susan Rice (promoted after she got caught lying about Benghazi) went on the Sunday talk shows to say that Bowe had served with “honor and distinction” when it quickly became clear many of his comrades-in-arms, some of whom died searching for him when he wandered off the base, absolutely did not share that view.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA BOWE BERGDAHL BLUNDER STORY THIS WEEK was when questions began to mount in Congress over the wisdom of releasing five senior Taliban fighters from Guantanamo Bay in exchange for one US soldier with a questionable service record, and the army chiefs hurriedly back-tracked and announced they may yet pursue an investigation into Bergdahl’s conduct.Even by the standards of the Barack Obama second-term White House, the handling of Bowe Bergdahl’s release has been spectacular in its ineptitude. Edward Cropper shows us why Pat Buchanan says, Somewhere in Hell Osama bin Laden is smiling.”
- MONDAY in our Special “D-Word Update E-dition,” The Blower said, “No wonder all the other letters are jealous!”
Recently in our “Devolving Democracy” Edition, we said it was just like “Dumbing Down.” Often we’ve told you Obama’s Third Term Re-Election Plan is to “Divide, Distract, and Deceive.” Maybe that’s why whenever The Blower uses the word “DemocRAT,” it’s usually preceded by another “D-Word,” for alliteration (a literary effect achieved by consecutive words that begin with the same consonant, in case all you SCPS graduates were absent that day).
And today, with House DemocRATS trying to come up with a winning slogan for the November 2014 Elections in only 155 more days, here are a few other D-words that come to mind when the Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda thinks about Obama and the DemocRATS. Look them up in your Funken Wagnalls if you don’t know what they mean:
Dishonest, dildo, dalliance, dastardly, dazed, debacle, debased, debauchery, decadent, defective, defensive, deficient, defect, deflect, deflower, deformed, defraud, degenerate, degrade…
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- TUESDAY in our Special “More DemocRAT D-Words” E-dition, The Blower said, “Did we forget to mention “Deserter?” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Last weekend Obama’s D-Word was “Dramatic,” for the way he cynically bumped his VA Scandal from the political spotlight with the surprise release of Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl. —Obama Supporters in the Press
Please don’t ask why the Obama Administration broke the law to exchange five murdering terrorists at GITMO for an American Deserter and Taliban Sympathizer whose selfish act ended up costing the lives of better men. —Obama’s Paid Liars Susan Rice and Chuck Hagel on the Sunday TV News Shows
That’s why we chose former prisoner of war and Vietnam War veteran John McCain’s “These are the highest high-risk people. Others that we have released have gone back into the fight.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
With all that going on, I really looked like a “Doofus” for unexpectedly resigning on cue to deflect attention from the latest scandal for which Obama should be impeached. —Obama’s White House Piss Boy Jay Carney
My D-Word is still “What Difference does is make?” for those four “Dead Americans” whenever anybody brings up my Benghazi cover-up. —Hillary
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Worst Trade in History” E-dition,The Blower asked, “What if the traitor left a note renouncing his citizenship?”
It’s Obama’s Biggest Blunder Yet!
Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says most people believe the worst trade in history was when the Boston Red Sox traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees for a mere $100,000. In Cincinnati, they say nothing compares with the time the Reds traded Frank Robinson to the Baltimore Orioles for Milt Pappas, the great uncle of current Anderson Trustee Andrew Pappas. But in all the annals of American History, Obama really won the prize last week when he broke the law and traded a known traitor like Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl for five blood-soaked Taliban Terrorists.
Even all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, understand that. Heck of a job, Obama!
Releasing prisoners is only Obama’s latest impeachable offense, not that you’d expect any of our spineless Republicans in Congress to notice!
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Patriotic D-Day” E-dition,The Blower said, “It’s always D-Day for DemocRATS: “Denial, Deceit, and Deception!”
Re-enacting Our D-Day Invasion
In Washington, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus wonders if The Blower can help create a great new tradition of patriotism, by making tomorrow— the anniversary of D-Day— a national day of prayer and commitment to our troops by playing Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s extraordinary address to the nation hours after our troops stormed the beaches at Normandy.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane hopes somebody remembers it.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Legendary War Hero Oliver North, who long ago demanded Obama be impeached and who is now demanding that the media ask the Obama administration if there was “a ransom, a fiscal, financial, money transaction,” with the Taliban as part of the deal.
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding anybody calling for Obama’s long-overdue impeachment to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Ollie’s “If any other president had tried to do what Obama has done, he already would be impeached.”
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- SATURDAY in our Annual “Bluing of Hamilton County” E-dition, The Blower said, “We told You So, Many Years Ago!
The Day Hamilton County Really Turned Blue
Hurley the Historian says many people may not realize it, but tomorrow is a very important anniversary in Hamilton County, Ohio, because six years ago, RINOs at 700 Walnut Street proceeded past the point of no return in their masochistic “Long March” towards the “Bluing of Hamilton County” (which The Whistleblower had actually predicted seven-and-a-half years ago.) Chairman Mao would’ve been proud. Obama’s landslide in November 2008 was redundant. June 8, 2008 was the date our RINOs Wandering in the Wilderness had officially begun.
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Obama Never Fails to Disappoint
After Embarrassing the Nation by Swapping Five Murdering Taliban Terrorists for an American Deserter, on the 70th anniversary of D-Day Obama commended “the brave sacrifice of those who stormed ashore that day,” but advised that “we must temper our admiration by the realization that the combat units involved were not racially integrated, no women were among the ranks, gays were still in-the-closet, and transgenders were not yet accorded full social acceptability they deserve.”
Obama then congratulated himself “for having the fortitude and initiative to move forward on these critical fronts so that we can finally glimpse the goal that the men who died here 70 years ago gave their lives to help secure.
Obama never wants to leave a man behind. That’s why Weasel Zippers reported these French Tweets summed up Obama’s Lack of Class when he was seen chewing gum at Friday’s D-Day ceremony.
Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend James Gels says, “After watching the video of Barry and the traitor momma stepping out of the White House, my wife and I, looking at the smirk on her face and Barry’s arm around her decided that someone must have gotten a Lewinsky in the oval office. From the look on Taliban poppa’s face they must have made him watch.
On another note; Do you think Truman would have traded Speer, Himmler, Goering, Doenitz, Streicher, and Bormann for Pvt. Eddy Slovik?
In Congress, Disingenuous DemocRAT Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown said, “Obama made the right decision.” But Republicans weren’t much better: Senator Portman said, “Obama’s swap set a bad precedent.” Congressman Chabot said, “This puts a price on our men and women serving overseas.” Wenstrup favored a rescue mission. Boehner called for more meaningless hearings. Kentucky’s Congressman Massie mumbled about Obama not really having the authority to make the swap. Senator McConnell blathered about making sure those five murdering terrorists Obama let loose don’t kill and more Americans. Surprisingly, Senator Rand Paul actually called Sgt. Bergdahl a ‘deserter.”
But Keith Maupin, father of a Clermont County soldier who was kidnapped by Iraqi insurgents and later killed, says Obama’s swap was “a bad deal,” sending the message that the U.S. “is willing to make trades with terrorists.” Maupin never would have agreed to a trade for his own son, had such a deal been proposed. “I would rather he would have rotten to death in captivity than have had him back as part of a prisoner swap,” Maupin said.
OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Metro Mole wonders why all Idiotorials are now being rubber stamped with the following disclaimer: “This opinion is on behalf of the editorial board: Publisher Margaret Buchanan, Editor Washburn, and writers Cindi Andrews, Krista Ramsey, and Julie Zimmerman.” And amazingly, on the same day The Blower published its Annual “Bluing of Hamilton County” E-dition, Ms. Andrews was telling her readers everything is going to be just fine. The mind boggles!- THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Six cities submitted bids to host the DemocRAT National Convention in 2016: Birmingham, Cleveland, Columbus, New York, Philadelphia and Phoenix. Amazingly, Cincinnati was not one of them.
- BURKA BLASTING: Another question those Disgruntled DemocRATS (we told you about this week) would like to ask Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka is: Why did we have write-in candidates in state legislative races? Did you forget to find candidates before the filing deadline? Was it a consequence of your hand-appointed nominating committee led by Stevecia Reece failing to do the job?
GAY ACTIVISTS: With Pater and Branch running for judicial offices, will they continue to keep their homosexual activism in the closet or will The Fishwrap aid and abet them in doing so?- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says a special meeting will be held at the Hamilton County Board of Elections Monday morning to appoint a new Director to replace Amy Searcy, who started her new job as a Domestic Relations Court Judge on Monday morning. Do you think Amy’s replacement will also be a Republican?
Also, Feckless Fishwrapper Kimball Perry reports Greenpeace activists accused of trespassing at Procter & Gamble’s Cincinnati headquarters want their burglary charges dismissed, saying it violates their free speech rights—just like Indicted Ditzy DemocRAT Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 2008, Republicans in Hamilton County sold their souls to Demonic DemocRAT $tan Che$ley, Hamilton County turned eternally “Blue,” and the Hamilton County RINO Party’s “Wandering in the Wilderness” officially began.- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose that famous line from Dante Alighieri’s 14th-century epic poem Divine Comedy: “I sold my soul to the devil and the price was cheap.”
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Voters have made it clear for years that the economy is their number one concern, and if Obama’s approval ratings are any indication, money appears to be talking louder that the numerous controversies the administration finds itself in.
IN ANDERSON: Now we know why the Anderson Area Chamber of Commerce gave somebody like Jeff Ruby its devalued “Citizen of the Year” Award. Kevin P. O’Brien probably would’ve won it, but The Securities and Exchange Commission had charged our Disgraced Former Masturbating Anderson Trustee with fraud in connection with the misappropriation of $298,917 from the account of a customer between 1998 and 2008. O’Brien has agreed to settle the charges, without admitting or denying the allegations in the Commission’s complaint. Fortunately for Kevin, he didn’t have to repay the final judgment or interest because he didn’t have any money. The Commission also did not seek a civil money penalty based upon O’Brien’s inability to pay.
Also in Anderson, at 2:45 am Friday morning, Aroldis Chapman’s neighbors found it difficult to get back to sleep after the Reds Overpaid Relief Pitcher’s $100,000 Lamborghini woke up all his neighbors following another Reds loss, roaring out his Anderson Oaks cul de sac. Maybe it was his translator driving.
- IN CLERMONT: And wouldn’t it be funny if John Coyne and all the usual suspects were smoking outside the Landing in New Richmond on Friday night, when the lady with a wooden leg said her daughter (one of the original strippers at Deja Vu) never missed a Belmont States and Clem from Clermont asked the daughter if that wasn’t a pretty long drive to see California Chrome not win the Triple Crown. “Of course not,” the daughter said, “It’s only about eight miles to Belterra in Anderson Township.”
BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says according to The Blaze, during Friday’s speech at the Texas GOP Convention in Fort Worth, Texas, Kentucky Republican Senator Rand cracked a joke at DemocRATS’ expense that’s sure to rile up his political opponents: “Mr. President, you love to trade people,” Paul said, according to Politico. “Why don’t we set up a trade? But this time, instead of five Taliban, how about five Democrats? I’m thinking John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi…” The crowd reportedly erupted in cheers.
P. J Gladnick reports the campaign of Alison Wondergams Grimes, who is running as the DemocRAT candidate for Senate from Kentucky, was in a rush to differentiate her from President Obama’s new EPA regulations on coal. Apparently they didn’t have time to check out the background of the “coal miner” whose picture they used in their initial newspaper ad run. It turned out that he was a European male model, hardly the coal mining type. The crew of Morning Joe had a good laugh featuring the model in his many roles such as doctor, engineer, soldier, student, carpenter, and painter.
And Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders says Wussie Judge Gregory M. Bartlett sent the wrong message when he cut five years off Robert Due’s sentence for embezzling nearly $800,000 from the city of Covington. The Robster wanted to keep Covington’s 64-year old Crooked Finance Director in the slammer until he’s 79, instead of only 74.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” ,” #162, Reclaim the language for conservatism: Instead of “Mainstream Media (MSM),” talk about the OLM— “Old Left Media.”- LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked David Letterman’s “We bring back a POW, Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, from Afghanistan and to get him back we traded five Taliban thugs. And now everybody’s gone crazy. People say it’s the most controversial trade that has taken place since NBC traded me here to CBS.”
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: This week, with the swimming season now upon us, we’re jumping right in with another odious ode from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves. Just in time for the sweltering summer, we found this passionate poem by our old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his latest book, “Summer Sex Scandals,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
Hot Weather Warmup
It’s time to grab your bathing suit
To have a refreshing swim
And check and see if all the girls
Have got their bikini trim.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible who learned to hate taxes at an early age. [READ MORE HERE]
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “AFTER GREEN, BLUE IS OUR FAVORITE COLOR,” every politician was reminded of the fact that June 8, 2008 was the date Hamilton County officially turned forever “Blue,” and our three Corrupt County Commissioners were talking about how such a thing could’ve happened. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.
This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
It probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
FINALLY, FRIDAY, AT THE ANNUAL VETERAN’S D-DAY LUNCH AT OUTBACK, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane once again repeated that heroic tale of how he and two buddies survived that Infamous “Three Against A Thousand Raid.”
What a battle, what fantastic odds, they never should have attempted it in the first place; it was “Three against a 1,000.” First they opened up with artillery fire— it was three against 1,000. Then they came with an infantry assault— it was three against 1,000. Finally, it was some of the bloodiest hand-to-hand combat in history. “Yes,” Kane said, “they were the toughest three guys we’d ever seen.
Kane also gathered signatures on that petition he plans to present to the Township Trustees at this month’s meeting, asking that an appropriate portion of a road in Anderson Township be designated as a memorial highway, to honor PFC Petkovsky, one of the other heroes of that “Three Against A Thousand Raid.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”
Monday (June 9) we’ll be featuring our “Current Constitutional Crisis” E-dition, while we’re continuing to count down the 957 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (June 10) will be our waiting to see if Obama’s swapped any more Taliban Terrorists for American traitors and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will report the latest body count.
- Wednesday, (June 11) we’ll be updating any new Obama scandals on our Official Obama Scandal Scorecard.
- Thursday (June 12) we’ll be checking to see if any of our Republicans have as yet summoned up the courage to use the word “Impeachment.”
- The first line of Friday’s (June 13) limerick is: “To honor your dad on Father’s Day.”
- And Saturday (June 14), we’ll be celebrating Flag Day on Friday, when we’ll be remembering all those who died to protect it.
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