Thursday, June 5, 2014
Re-enacting Our D-Day Invasion
In Washington, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus wonders if The Blower can help create a great new tradition of patriotism, by making tomorrow— the anniversary of D-Day— a national day of prayer and commitment to our troops by playing Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s extraordinary address to the nation hours after our troops stormed the beaches at Normandy. Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane hopes somebody remembers it.
Remember Former President Bill Clinton’s phony 1994 D-Day Speech on Omaha Beach in Normandy? Obama will be flying in for a photo op on Friday, just added to his schedule (after not showing up in 2010, 2011, 2012, and 2013 to attend fundraisers) just to show how much he cares, to deflect attention from his current VA Scandal (where a new WaPo/ABC Poll says 79% hold Obama personally responsible), and attempting to draw attention away from his biggest blunder yet– breaking the law and trading a known traitor like Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl for five blood-soaked Taliban Terrorists (which blew up in his face, or why did “Mad” magazine come up with this cover?).
Unfortunately, 40% of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, don’t really care.
Just think—America still has 960 more Days of Dishonesty remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
Instead, our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free” as we bring you a video of the Gipper’s Normandy Speech Commemorating the 40th Anniversary of the Normandy Invasion.
Obviously D-Day in 1944 is what we should all remember today, but Hurley the historian says also on this date, in 1949 George Orwell’s “1984” was published. That turned out to be something worth remembering too.
HAS WESTERN SOUTHERN really fallen off the list of Fortune 500 Companies? Maybe John Barrett shouldn’t be spending so much time erecting buildings that look like a really big penis.- IN CINCINNATI: Our Nine Fine Clowns are acting like they’re ready to be in Congress, putting sleazy “Earmarks” on their new Budget. The most blatant example, of course, is $350,000 to “re-develop” Cranley Crony Steve Reece’s ram shackled banquet facility in Bond Hill where Stevecia Reece was “registered” to vote and supposedly “lived” while she was on Clown-cil. The Cincinnati Elections Commission ruled in her favor when challenged (imagine that?), but everyone “knew” she really lived with her parents out in Green Township. Remember that? The Blower wonders if that old ram shackled banquet hall ever had a certificate of occupancy allowing somebody to live there.
- DELAYS AT THE VA IN CINCINNATI are worse than the national average? Did we recently see a story in The Feckless Fishwrap about how great the treatment was?
- INDICTED DITZY DEMOCRAT Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter says all those criminal charges Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters got filed against her should be dismissed, because the special prosecutors Deters got appointed know Joe Deters personally. Is that woman deranged or what? Next she’ll be claiming the charges should be dismissed because she knows Joe, too.
TIM’S TROUBLES: One question those Disgruntled DemocRATS (we told you about yesterday) would like to ask Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka is: why the Dems didn’t have anyone running in six judicial races? [Contrary to the rumors Burka is spreading, Jennifer Branch’s write-in campaign did NOT happen because the previous candidate “unexpectedly withdrew.” The previous candidate says she withdrew because the Party Boss was undermining her campaign. If Burka didn’t like the previous candidate, why wasn’t Jennifer Branch asked to run earlier? Why do the other races have no candidates? According to other attorneys, it’s because Burka didn’t pick up his freaking phone to ask anyone.]- IN ANDERSON: At today’s meeting of the Anderson Chamber of Commerce, will somebody finally be explaining why Jeff Ruby received that ridiculous “Outstanding Citizen Award?” The place Jeff’s wife Rickelle threw him out of the car wasn’t even in Anderson Township. Maybe that’s why the Anderson High Class of 1956 is holding its monthly Re-union Dinner Thursday night at an overpriced restaurant in Covington, instead of Anderson, since the Chamber gave a guy who doesn’t even live in the Township its “Outstanding Citizen” Award.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel says in yesterday’s item featuring the stories in Edition #53 published 23 years ago (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town), we forgot to include that Real Editorial by the Publisher about that time Linda Libel was so worked up over the Queen’s visit that she got Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane up at 4:30 A.M to drive her down to Lane’s End Farm in Versalles, KY, to attend a silly photo opportunity and media circus where reporters and cameramen with something better to do stood out beneath the blazing Bluegrass sun to watch a 65-year old woman inspect her stallions’ genitals.
A life-long Anglophile, Linda recalls Her Majesty’s dry sense of humor. Linda curtsied and asked Her Majesty how she liked being treated like royalty everywhere she went, and Her Majesty said, “It’s good to be the Queen.” Who would’ve thought Her Majesty was a Mel Brooks fan? [You can see that entire E-dition here.]
FINALLY, FRIDAY, AT THE ANNUAL VETERAN’S D-DAY LUNCH AT OUTBACK, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane will be once again repeating that heroic tale of how he and two buddies survived that Infamous “Three Against A Thousand Raid”
What a battle, what fantastic odds, they never should have attempted it in the first place; it was “Three against a 1,000.” First they opened up with artillery fire— it was three against 1,000. Then they came with an infantry assault— it was three against 1,000. It was some of the bloodiest hand-to-hand combat in history.
Kane will also be gathering signatures on that petition he plans to present to the Township Trustees at this month’s meeting, asking that an appropriate portion of a road in Anderson Township be designated as a memorial highway, to honor PFC Petkovsky, one of the other heroes of that “Three Against A Thousand Raid.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially INDICTED DITZY DEMOCRAT Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter.
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