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Wednesday, June 4, 2014
It’s Obama’s Biggest Blunder Yet!
Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says most people believe the worst trade in history was when the Boston Red Sox traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees for a mere $100,000. In Cincinnati, they say nothing compares with the time the Reds traded Frank Robinson to the Baltimore Orioles for Milt Pappas, the great uncle of current Anderson Trustee Andrew Pappas. But in all the annals of American History, Obama really won the prize last week when he broke the law and traded a known traitor like Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl for five blood-soaked Taliban Terrorists.
Even all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, understand that. Heck of a job, Obama!
Releasing prisoners is only Obama’s latest impeachable offense, not that you’d expect any of our spineless Republicans in Congress to notice!
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN also says on this date in 1920, Congress passed the 19th Amendment, guaranteeing women the right to vote. The women’s suffrage movement turned out to be a real success, but it’s the men who’ve been suffering ever since.- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Bobby Leach’s “Down home, we like to see a woman put up on a pedestal, just high enough to see up her Dress.”
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES ARE JUMPING FOR JOY: Just weeks after Jonathan Dever defeated their BFF Ricky Bryan by attacking Bryan for voting for higher taxes for ridiculous trips to Germany and the Stupid Streetcar in Cincinnati, Dever posts a call for a Luxury tax on his website. Oh the inhumanity! To have their favorite taxer be beaten because of taxes, and then have the very guy who beat him embrace higher taxes WITH A TOUCH OF CLASS WARFARE, is priceless.
The Blower bets the Dever’s supporters over at COAST aren’t too happy about this. Now what do they do, endorse the liberal DemocRAT to make Dever lose?
Don’t put it past those knuckleheads.
Here’s what Dever’s web site said:
Eliminating the Income Tax Burden on our Working Families: Ohio, in order to be competitive economically, must reduce and phase out earnings taxes on working families. In its place, should be a luxury consumption tax, so that families can get ahead and take part in their American Dream. We should not punish hard work, and we should not hurt those that are doing their very best to provide for their children. As the Federal government increases taxes on hard working middle class Ohioans, we must do our part to help those that need it the most.
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WLW HATE RADIO NEWS reports Attorney Nathaniel Livingston, Jr. said he has filed a complaint with the Cincinnati Elections Commission against Cincinnati Clowncilman SMLP Smithermouth. The complaint alleges that Smithermouth violated campaign contribution laws. Cincinnati law prohibits candidates from accepting more than $1,100 from any individual. The complaint states public records show Smithermouth accepted $2,200 from his brother Albert Smithermouth and $2,700 from his sister-in-law Liza Smithermouth. It alleges he may also have received illegal donations from their company Jostin Construction, Inc. The Elections Commission is expected to investigate.
NOTE: Despite WLW’s official accreditation and usual reliability for total accuracy, our Belligerent Black Blogger is not listed as an attorney according to the Supreme Court’s attorney registry.
- SODOMY RITES UPDATE: Last Saturday, Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-ass sent out a press release that said Kroger, P&G, and Fifth Third Bank were again primary sponsors of Cincinnati’s Sex Parade scheduled for Saturday, May 31. US Bank and PNC Bank are sponsors as well. Events like this are notorious for the lewd and obscene sexual behavior that accompanies them on public display for all to see, including children, to see. At the Columbus, OH event it is common for women to go topless, and reports have been given of sex in the streets at other “Pride Parade” events.
Please be advised if you were planning to take your family downtown Cincinnati this weekend, Booby Leach already has his lawn chair set up at a prime viewing location waiting for the topless lesbian lovers.
The groups leading and participating in this event comprise the coalition that will attempt to legalize same-sex marriage in Ohio. This means that any business that sponsors this sex parade supports the legalization of same-sex marriage in Ohio. If you shop from any of these companies listed as sponsors, we suggest you contact them and politely share you concerns.
If The Blower had only known anything like this was going on, we surely would’ve mentioned it.
IN ANDERSON: Many people are still wondering why some folks actually paid money to see the Anderson Area Chamber of Commerce give Jeff Ruby (shown here in his mug shot) its “WTF Were We Thinking Award” Tuesday night. Maybe they thought Ruby was really classy when they read on Facebook how he’d withdrawn his $7,500 Dulle Donation from Crimestoppers because he heard they were going to give it to some sweet immigrant lady from India.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Whistleblower Readers have always known Northern Kentucky’s been way ahead of Cincinnati. You’ll no doubt recall 23 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town). Edition #53, featured J.R. Hatfield’s story when our Legendary Bureau Chief’s reported about the Covington Business Council’s demonstration of a bus dressed up to look like a streetcar, complete with an over-the-hill Dixieland band hanging on for dear life on the rear deck. The business group was trying to drum up support for a trolley shuttle between Covington and downtown. If only they had a willing City Council then to tear up all the streets and put rails back in, the Covington trolley could still be running today. - SUMMER INTERNS: 412 applications for Whistleblower’s Internship Program were submitted by last Friday’s deadline for the summer term. Three lucky aspiring college students were chosen— one male, one female, and one we’re not quite sure about.
Now here’s a video showing you why we chose college students, instead of a woman goes back to work after thirty years. Watch carefully, the video is only five seconds long, but, you’ll get it. If you’re younger than 40 years old, you probably won’t understand it. [CLICK HERE]
- CONSERVATIVE CURMUDGEON STU MAHLIN wonders how P&G is keeping costs down during its “Green Transition,” securing as much profit as it can, as it caters to global sustainability while cutting company-wide costs. Do you think it’s by killing jobs?
- MEANWHILE AT THE FISHWRAP, Metro Mole wonders why all Idiotorials are now being stamped with the following disclaimer: “This opinion is on behalf of the editorial board: Publisher Margaret Buchanan, Editor Washburn, and writers Cindi Andrews, Krista Ramsey, and Julie Zimmerman.” Do you think it’s so the gals can all share the blame, like when women divvy up the bill when it comes time to pay for lunch at a restaurant?
DISGRUNTLED DEMOCRATS: The new DemocRAT Party Bylaws were challenged at the Precinct Executive committee meeting last Thursday. Most people couldn’t understand why Tim Burka (shown here in Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception’s “Leave It To Beaver” DemocRAT Family Values Parody) was so upset. The reason is, the revisions proposed would strictly limit Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka’s authority to play King, and make all the decisions. Why should he listen to anyone else?
In the just-approved Bylaws, it says the officers of the Central Committee shall be Five (5) Executive Co-Chairs who agree to run and serve together.
Though Tim Burka is declaring victory at the Precinct Executive meeting last Thursday, he suffered a few losses. The letter Burka sent clearly asked Precinct Executives to elect the seven Executive Committee candidates as a slate. This is contrary to the Ohio DemocRAT Party bylaws. His loss came when his opponents threatened to de-certify the election of his chosen disciples if they were voted on as a slate. He’s done it that way for over 20 years. Now the newly elected Precinct Executives have a list of questions they’d like Burka to answer. Just wait till you see them.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to repeat that war story he plans to tell all those other geezers at the Veterans D-Day Lunch at Outback on Friday. Kane plans to recount how he and two buddies survived that Infamous “Three Against A Thousand Raid:
What a battle, what fantastic odds, they never should have attempted it in the first place; it was “Three against a 1,000.” First they opened up with artillery fire— it was three against 1,000. Then they came with an infantry assault— it was three against 1,000. It was some of the bloodiest hand-to-hand combat in history.
Kane also told about his plans to attend this month’s Trustees’ meeting in Anderson to ask that an appropriate portion of a road in Anderson Township be designated as a memorial highway, to honor PFC Petkovsky, one of the other heroes of that “Three Against A Thousand Raid.”
We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Cindi Andrews, Krista Ramsey, and Julie Zimmerman, members of The Fishwrap’s Silly All Girl Idiotorial Board? Metro Mole says there isn’t enough brainpower there to light a small compact fluorescent.
OBAMA SCANDAL HOT LINE
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WHISTLEBLOWER LINK OF THE DAY
BOMBSHELL! Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl a Diversion from Obama VA Scandal
(Sent in by Whistleblowing NSA Correspondent Edward Snowden, waiting for Oliver Stone’s movie to come out about his role exposing the NSA’s surveillance culture.)
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