Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

Last weekend Obama’s D-Word was “Dramatic,” for the way he cynically bumped his VA Scandal from the political spotlight with the surprise release of Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl. —Obama Supporters in the Press
Please don’t ask why the Obama Administration broke the law to exchange five murdering terrorists at GITMO for an American Deserter and Taliban Sympathizer whose selfish act ended up costing the lives of better men. —Obama’s Paid Liars Susan Rice and Chuck Hagel on the Sunday TV News Shows
That’s why we chose former prisoner of war and Vietnam War veteran John McCain’s “These are the highest high-risk people. Others that we have released have gone back into the fight.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
With all that going on, I really looked like a “Doofus” for unexpectedly resigning on cue to deflect attention from the latest scandal for which Obama should be impeached. —Obama’s White House Piss Boy Jay Carney
My D-Word is still “What Difference does is make?” for those four “Dead Americans” whenever anybody brings up my Benghazi cover-up. —Hillary
On Friday’s 70th Anniversary of D-Day, our D-Word will be for “Deception,” when we try to change the name of Omaha Beach to “Obama Beach.” —Obama’s Organizing for Action Third Term Re-election Campaign
Obama’s Scandals are sinking our ship, but we say a rising “Debt Ceiling” will lift our boats. —Deluded DemocRATS in Congress
Our D-Word is “Deny” whenever somebody says Obama’s Scandals are our fault. —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice
Our D-word is “Delirious,” after we filed a complaint against Deceitful DemocRAT Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid with the Senate Ethics Committee to protest his repeated attacks against Charles and David Koch. —TEA Party Patriots
Our D-Word for today is “Distaff,” because of the make-up of our Silly All-Girl Idiotorial Board. —Feckless Fishwrappers
In Kentucky, the D-Word is “Defeated” on Confederate Memorial Day today. —Hurley the Historian
Dirty words don’t all begin with the letter “D.” —George Carlin

Last year at this time, my D-Word was “Dope” when I stood at the corner of Clifton Avenue and Martin Luther King Drive handing out what people thought were FREE Marijuana plants. —Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns, Who Surprisingly Lost the Most Outrageous Mayoral Campaign in the History of Cincinnati
We can’t believe that “Dummy” asked for our endorsement like the one he got from our good friends at COAST. —Cincinnati Chapter of the NAALCP
Chris Finney’s Strange Bedfellow SMLP Smithermouth’s D-Word should be “Dishonest.” That’s why I filed a complaint against him with the Cincinnati Elections Commission. —Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston
I thought “Dishonest” was Kathy Harrell’s D-Word. —Our FOP Lodge #69 Snitch
Should my D-Word be “Derelict” for the way mishandled the Dulle Disappearance Debacle? —Cincinnati’s “Discredited” Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell
My D-Word today is “Defending,” for the way I’m sticking up for Metropolitan Sewer District Director Tony Parrott after Hamilton County officials accused the sewer district of $87 million in cost overruns. —Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley
Should our D-Words be “Dames in Distress,” just because we still won’t let babes in our clubhouse. —Da Literary Club
What should our D-word be Tuesday night when we give Jeff Ruby our “WTF Were We Thinking Award?” —Anderson Area Chamber of Commerce.
My D-Word is “Deluded” for Whiny Progressives like Ryan Messer and his Stupid Streetcar Suck-ups when they claim they can control the Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party. —Tim Burka
People who marched in Last Saturday’s Gay Day Parade in Cincinnati were all “Degenerates.” — Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-Ass
When I reminded Ohioans to “Defend” themselves during Internet Safety Month, I didn’t mean you had to wear a rubber. —Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine
My D-Word is “Due Date,” referring to June 20 when my jacked-up Hamilton County Property Taxes are “Due.” —Hamilton County’s Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor (who is always allowed to run unopposed)
I’m “Dejected,” especially after latest failure, trying to bring the 2016 Republican National Convention to Cincinnati. —RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
The Cincinnati Reds D-word is “Doomed” in 2014. —Despondent Redleg Rooter Farley Fairweather
Friday in Northern Kentucky, we’ll have some of the best D-Day celebrations ever. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
What does the “D” stand for? —Goof Doofus
I think it should stand for “DemocRATS.” —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith
How about “Drink?” —Michael Liquid Plummer
What about “former DemocRATS?” —NoKY Chamber of Commerce President Trey Grayson
At my place of business, the “D” always stands for “Detention.” —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl
Are you sure that “D” doesn’t stand for “Disbarred?” —$tan Che$ley
Thanks to that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Me (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club,) I’ll always be “Dissed.” —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
D-Day certainly doesn’t stand for “Diets.” —Weight Gainers Big-Ass Members Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich
D-Day is for “Dinosaurs.” —The Lizard Museum
Might it stand for “Dye-job?” —Y’All Ville Mayor Blondie Whalen
D-Day is always a great time to wear your bikini at the Fort Mitchell Country Club. —Miss Vicki
We’re still trying to figure out if Confederate Memorial Day is officially celebrated in Northern Kentucky. —Rufus Redneck
On D-Day, all Second Amendment Advocates offered a silent prayer for the souls of all those victims of gun violence, who died because laws already on the books have not been enforced. —Billy Bob Carbine
You can’t fool us. D-Day was when all of us TV stations begin broadcasting only in “Digital.” —Channel 19 News Bimbo Trish the Dish
Not even Sheree Paolello would be that stupid. —Dan Carroll, WCPO-TV’s Chopper 9 Helicopter Reporter

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Judge Jeanine’s Opening Statement 5-31-14: “Dead Veterans”

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