Sunday, June 1, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK ABOUT WHY OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE PISS BOY JAY CARNEY UNEXPECTEDLY RESIGNED ON CUE THIS WEEK was to spend more time with his family.
- OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK ABOUT WHY OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE PISS BOY JAY CARNEY UNEXPECTEDLY RESIGNED ON CUE THIS WEEK was because he’d run out of lies to tell while being grilled about the Incompetence of the Obama Administration.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK ABOUT WHY OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE PISS BOY JAY CARNEY UNEXPECTEDLY RESIGNED ON CUE THIS WEEK was because his mission was to deflect attention from only the latest scandal for which Obama should be impeached.
- MONDAY in our Official “Memorial Day” E-dition,” The Blower reported Obama Celebrated With A Secret Photo Op Scandal Diversion!
On Memorial Day, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus reports former Vice President Dick Cheney admits our mission is not yet accomplished, Teddy Kennedy is now a “good DemocRAT,” and today when we honor our fallen heroes, we still have that video of John McCain singing our old Beach Boy favorite (“Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran”), as well as and this photograph of a very Disrespectful DemocRAT during the singing of the National Anthem. Maybe that explains Obama’s plans to disarm America that we didn’t hear all that much about during when the Obama Supporters in the Press purposely forgot to vet their candidate during the 2008 presidential campaign.
Meanwhile, is former President George W. Bush hosting another 100-kilometer mountain bike ride this weekend at his Central Texas ranch for troops wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan? This would be the fourth year for Bush to host the Warrior 100K. And how many times have you seen pictures like this?
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says as Americans this Memorial Day weekend remember those who have made the ultimate sacrifice for their country, many adults nationwide will be remembering someone they knew personally. A sizable number also personally know someone who is currently serving in Afghanistan. Many also have a close friend or relative who died serving our country. Americans also want a smaller role in global affairs than the stage-hogging part we command today. Nearly half say the U.S. should be less active minding the world’s business, and only 19 percent say more so, a new Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll suggests.
Everybody’s was hoping our current Commander-in-Chief would actually show up tfor campaign photo-ops at the traditional Memorial Day event at Arlington National Cemetery and the Vietnam Veterans Memorial today. Obama Supporters in the Press call dead soldiers “Political Props.” Meanwhile, we all remember two years ago when Michelle Antionette jet-setted to Atlantic City, NJ at over-taxed payers’ expense to see the Beyonce concert. It really filled us with pride to know our teen First Daughters were bopping and singing to “Love on Top.”
Today’s E-dition is being brought to you by The Letter “I.” Obama loves to use the word whenever he needs to, shall we say, stroke his own self evaluated success in his efforts to be the second most disliked President since fellow DemocRAT James Earl Carter.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Post-Memorial Day Stress” E-dition, The Blower said, “Are legal holidays the only times you’re allowed to buy a mattress?” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says only 39% of the people they interviewed think Memorial Day is one of nation’s most important holidays, up from 31% a year ago.—Patriotic Americans
This Memorial Day, at least Obama found time for his campaign photo op during the traditional Memorial Day event at Arlington National Cemetery as his Veterans Administration Scandal continues to grow. —WWII Medal of Honor Winners
We have the names and bios of every American killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. Click on our name to see them all. —The Military Times
Last year, two former Navy Seals from San Diego left to die in the Benghazi terror attacks were honored in a special ceremony in San Diego. —Mount Soledad Veterans Association
Veterans in crisis and their families and friends should call 1-800-273-8255 and Press 1 to receive qualified, caring help. —Department of Veterans Affairs Responders
What’s the big deal? Dead soldiers are only “Political Props.” —Obama Supporters in the Press
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “More Memorializing” E-dition,The Blower said, “Because One Day Each Year Just Isn’t Enough!”
Desecrating Memorials
DURING THE MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND, every politician in American kept busy sending out Memorial Day e-mails. Amazingly, some of them even appeared to be patriotic, and didn’t even ask for contributions. Liberals were busy last weekend mocking Memorial Day. The worst example we can remember is that really sick TV ad brought to you last year by National Geographic.
Cynical Sid even asked us if we knew John Wayne was a draft dodger. As James Thurber said, “You could look it up.”
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Clint Eastwood’s “We Americans are so tired of being thought of as dumb asses by the rest of the world that we went to the polls this November and removed all doubt.”
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Salute to Incompetence” E-dition,The Blower said, “Everybody rises to his level of Incompetence at the Obama White House!”
Just Another Meaningless White House Investigation
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Obama’s White House has launched another investigation into one of its own scandals, this time it’s into how the name of the CIA’s station chief in Afghanistan was released to the press Sunday during Obama’s secret pho-op to divert attention from all those dead veterans being discovered in Obama’s Current Dead Veterans Administration Scandal.
Meanwhile, an interim report released Wednesday by the Veterans Affairs Office of Inspector General finds that department has “systemic” problems with clinics lying about patient wait times.
Obama says he’s really mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore!
And this time whoever’s responsible will be punished.
This time he really means it. No Kidding!
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editors:
Why, it’s none other than our old friend Newt Gingrich (shown here with our Not Easily Impressed Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane), author of the Republican’s original “Contract with America” that swept an historic number of Republicans into office in 1994, and he’s been Robocalling area voters for weeks about his upcoming Conservative Confab. If The Newtster could do it once, he should surely be able to do it again with the colossal mess Obama and his Disingenuous DemocRATS have made of the country during the past five years.
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding successful Conservative planning and a notable recent proponent to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Newt’s “You can’t trust anybody with power.”
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- SATURDAY in our Another “Obama Scapegoat” E-dition, The Blower asked, “It Was Just Part of Your Job Description in the Obama Administration!”
Just the Latest Crisis of Incompetence for Obama
IN WASHINGTON: Our DC Newsbreaker says Friday Obama accepted the resignation of Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki, who fell on his sword to protect his Clueless Commander in Chief amid a burgeoning scandal over delayed care for veterans at VA hospitals.
Asked if he’s responsible for the problems, Obama claimed, “I always take responsibility for whatever happens” in his administration. But he also said the VA’s problem “predates my presidency.”
Then in a hastily arranged statement after meeting with Mr. Shinseki at the White House, Obama said he accepted the resignation “with considerable regret,” and both Obama and Shinseki blamed former President George W. Bush for all of Obama’s scandals.
POTUS later dropped into the White House briefing room to announce his Paid Liar Jay Cardboard was also “resigning.” If the RATS aren’t deserting Obama’s sinking ship, they’re getting their lying asses fired. It’s hard to believe that job required too much lying, even for the likes of Jay Cardboard, who will not be missed.
Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup, an Iraq War veteran and member of the House Veterans’ Affairs Committee, says “Dismissing VA Secretary Shinseki is only a first step towards accountability within the VA. The system needs a wholesale cultural shift in how they treat our veterans. Service to our veterans, not job security for bureaucrats, must be the priority. Obama must take personal responsibility in fixing this problem.”
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More Political Insight
- OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: The Daily Caller reported: “Group Attacked For Being White In Cincinnati.” The attacks occurred at the three-day Dis-Taste of Cincinnati event last Sunday, and are being investigated as hate crimes. No wonder Scared Suburbanites are afraid to come downtown. Such a story would never be featured in The Fishwrap. It wouldn’t be politically correct. Because as everybody knows, Skaggie Maggie’s Minions keep trying to tell us, it’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our community great; it’s our “Diversity!”
GAY PRIDE UPDATE: Whistleblower Alternate Life-Style Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say Gay Pride Month began a little early yesterday, and The Fishwrap kicked off the occasion with a little front-page Sodomy Rites Publicity, telling everybody not to miss this year’s Gay Pride Parade and Festival in Saturday’s “Things to Do” Section, and by bashing that family values morality clause on employment contracts at Catholic Schools. All the other Kneepad Liberals in the Press followed along, publicizing the perversity. We now see why Cincinnati was wrong even to think about going after the 2016 Republican National Convention. The should’ve been going after The DemocRATS.
Some people argue that the mainstream acceptance of gays and lesbians, a hard-won civil-rights victory gained through decades of struggle against prejudice and discrimination, was set back at least 50 years Saturday in the wake of the annual Cincinnati Gay Pride Parade. Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-Ass warned people that if they went downtown they may be exposed to some deviant behavior, everything from sex in the streets to topless women.”
No wonder so many people were amused to see Not the Fishwrap’s video showing who was responsible for the Changing Colors of Hamilton County back in 2008.
OUR FOP LODGE #69 SNITCH says I see The Blower finally published a picture of the clown hat the “Chief” Blackwell wears. Possibly he was just to busy polishing that hat to check the vacant building next door. Maybe he’ll lead next year’s University of Cincinnati marching band with that hat at the “Home Coming Parade.”
And with the recent “discovery” of so many top city officials not living in the city, Blower snitches need to check into one more. The police chief maintains a “token” residence here in Cincinnati, but every weekend he drives his city issued vehicle, using city purchased gasoline, to his “real” residence in Columbus. It would be interested to see where he is registered to vote. We don’t yet have information on that.
And with the recent “discovery” of so many top city officials not living in the city, Blower snitches need to check into one more. The police chief maintains a “token” residence here in Cincinnati, but every weekend he drives his city issued vehicle, using city purchased gasoline, to his “real” residence in Columbus. It would be interested to see where he is registered to vote. We don’t yet have information on that.
- THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Of course, Cranley’s Cronies are backing Metropolitan Sewer District Director Tony Parrott, even after Hamilton County officials accused the sewer district of a paltry $87 million in cost overruns. AS we all know, to do otherwise, would make them “Racist.”
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES believe that not only should Melowese Richardson be paid for her work during the election where she voted six or more times for Obama, but she should get a bonus from the Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party, too.
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1980, left-wing lunatics found a new way to spew their Liberal lies when CNN began broadcasting.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose William F. Buckley Jr.’s “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says despite Sen. Harry Reid’s near-daily speeches about the “un-American” Koch brothers and the vast amount of money they give to the Republican Party – all while the DemocRATS take billions from other interest groups – Americans are still not convinced that campaign donations are the number one problem in politics right now. That designation goes to media bias, according to 48% of the 1,000 likely voters polled. Among people who identify as TEA Party members, media bias is an even bigger problem – 77% say it’s the number one issue.
- ANXIOUSLY WAITING IN ANDERSON: Tuesday’s a really big day in Anderson, and everybody’s waiting to see exactly why Jeff Ruby is being given that “WTF Were We Thinking Award” from the Anderson Area Chamber of Commerce. People we’ve asked couldn’t give us a single reason.
BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says Tuesday is Confederate Memorial Day in Kentucky, but the reason it’s not celebrated as a National Holiday is because the South lost.
And now that last week’s the Bluegrass Primaries are finally over, Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell has opened up a seven-point lead over Ditzy DemocRAT challenger Alison Wondergams Grimes in their Kentucky Senate race. Before the Primary Election, the two were reportedly tied with 42 percent each in what was then a “hypothetical race.”
Ads from both candidates and Super PACs have already assaulting Bluegrass airwaves, and all our friends on the North Shore will try to tune them out for the next 156 days, too.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” No. 258 – Tell a joke:
Q. What’s the difference between Obamacare and a car battery?
A. The car battery has a positive side.
LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Craig Ferguson’s “President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, “After phoning my top advisers, I think I’ll run for office.” And the president said, “I know. I listened in.”- NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR ODIOUS OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for the sweltering summer, we found this passionate poem by our old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his latest book, “Summer Sex Scandals,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
“Summer Sensuality”
Oh, the weather’s getting warmer
The nights are hot and sultry.
That’s when the minds of men
Turn lightly to adultery.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible who learned to hate taxes at an early age. [READ MORE HERE]
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “SCAPEGOAT SCORECARDS,” everybody was watching the news about all those “resignations” in the Obama Administration, and our three Corrupt County Commissioners were updating their Obama Scapegoat Scorecards. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.
This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
It probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane reminded Political Insiders that June 1 was the 17th anniversary of the Hamilton County Stadium tax, and Friday’s door prize for the anti-taxers in the audience was a “Bob Bungalhaus” Punching Bag. “Is there anything as permanent as a temporary tax?” Kane asked.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (June 2) we’ll be featuring our “Internet Innovations” E-dition, but we’ll still be continuing to count down the 964 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (June 3) will be our waiting to see how many more DemocRATS are deserting the Obama Administration and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will report the latest body count.
- Wednesday, (June 4) we’ll be checking to see if anybody could tell us why Jeff Ruby was given that “WTF Were We Thinking Award” from the Anderson Area Chamber of Commerce Tuesday night.
- Thursday (June 5) we’ll be checking to see if any of our Republicans have as yet summoned up the courage to use the word “Impeachment.”
- The first line of Friday’s (June 6) limerick is: “On June 6 we celebrate D-Day.”
- And Saturday (June 7), we’ll all be getting ready for anniversary of the “Bluing of Hamilton County,” lo those many years ago.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Odd Todd Opportune and David A Pepper, whose 2008 Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Proclamation made Hamilton County go from Bad to Diverse.
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HE’S GAY
(Sent in by Citizens For Community Values President Phil Burr-Ass, who says, “If weren’t for all those perverts in Cincinnati, I wouldn’t have a job.”)
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