Wednesday, May 7, 2014
We Have Not Yet Begun to Gloat
In case you missed Tuesday night’s 2014 Ohio Primary Elections Results, the TEA Party’s only true Statehouse victory over the Ohio Republican Party came when “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman stunned $tate Rep-tile for $ale Peter $tautberg 54% to 46%. At press time, not a single elected or party official had called Brinkman to congratulate him. Not one—zip, zero, nada!
Chippy Gearhart, those other Larcenous Lobbyists in Columbus, and the Ohio Republican Party spent a lot of money to tell lies about Brinkman. They even had the blessing of Brinkman’s Good Buddy Chris Finney supporting Politicians’ Right to Lie During Campaigns. But this time, the Anderson TEA Party got out the vote for “TaxKiller Tom,” not to mention Loony Libertarian Jim Berns and his sign-wavers. (Two years ago Brinkman lost to $tautberg 61% to 39%.)
Tuesday night was almost as sweet as when that Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidtwas finally defeated, and the Maggie/Che$ley/Cunningham cabal was unable to save Old Wrinkle-Puss one last time. The Fishwrap’s endorsement for $tautberg proved totally worthless.
Brinkman says his gloating will continue Wednesday night at the Anderson Township Republican Club, where Alex T., Mall Cop GOP is scheduled to be the featured speaker, that’s if the Hamilton County Party Boss has the nerve to show up.