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Wednesday, April 9, 2014
The First 111 Days Are the Hardest
YESTERDAY AT THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane which was his “Favorite Day” in April. “There are so many to choose from,” Kane explained. “So it would be hard to pick a favorite.” But the day we plan to celebrate this year, and so should even all of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, is “Tax Freedom Day.” That’s the date our friends at the Tax Foundation say the average US over-taxed payer has worked long enough to pay all of his federal, state, and local taxes for the year.
Tax Freedom Day 2014 arrives on April 21 this year. Coincidentally, that’s three days later than last year and six days after your 2013 taxes are due. The reason it arrives later is due mainly to the country’s continued slow economic recovery, which is expected to boost tax revenue especially from the corporate, payroll, and individual income tax.
That means you’ll need more than three months of your hard-earned wages just to pay your taxes this year. Americans will spend an average of 30.2% of their income on federal, state, and local taxes in 2014. That’s more than the average family spends on food, clothing, and housing combined.
In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio over-taxed payers will work until April 14 (ranked #28 latest nationally) to pay their total tax bills, but Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Tax Freedom Day already arrived yesterday on April 8 (ranked #44 latest nationally), because as everybody knows, your state and local taxes are lower in Kentucky.
Meanwhile, our friends at the IRS tell us, the April 15 deadline for filing your federal taxes is for real, it’s not just one of those phony baloney ObamaCare deadlines we’re all getting to know and love these days.
- HOW PATRIOTIC is America’s so-called Commander-in-Chief these days? Never fear, Obama is actually scheduled to visit Fort Hood on Wednesday to pay respect to the victims of last week’s shooting tragedy at the Texas military installation, but only because he could fit that visit in between two DemocRAT fundraisers in Texas.
- Speaking of “Fundraisers,” The Blower remembers when the TEA Party held a gigantic Fountain Square Rally that got all that news coverage. Fast forward to next Tuesday when our local TEA Party Patriots will be holding a fund-raiser in Eastgate on Tax Day. So much for that tradition!
- IN WASHINGTON: Our DC Newsbreaker says the Senate approved a five-month extension of federal unemployment benefits on Monday in a 59-38 vote that saw Ohio RINO Senator Rob “Fighting for Fairness” Portman and five other RINOs break ranks and vote in favor of that hideous piece of Liberal Legislation.
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says everybody’s talking about all those lies the Ohio RINO Party used to attack “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman in that mailer they just sent out to attempt to protect Peter $tautberg (the best State Rep-Tile Money Can Buy) [READ MORE HERE]
Curiously, Brinkman’s co-founder at COAST (Chris Finney) will be arguing for the right of politicians to tell lies during political campaigns later this month before the Supreme Court of these United States. Does that mean COAST’S Avaricious Attorney would now support all that money the RINOs in Columbus are spending to tell all those lies about his buddy “TaxKiller Tom?”
Finney’s henchman Curt Hartman is speaking to some ragamuffin group in Sycamoron Township on Thursday about transparency in government, but that group must think Finney’s coming, since they announced “Chris Hartman” would be speaking.
REAL REPUBLICANS should go to Christa Criddle’s home page and listen to her opponent for State Central Committee Crystal Faulkner try to justify giving money to DemocRAT Cincinnati Clowncilgay Chris Squealback et al with Brian Thomas on 550 WKRC Monday morning. It’s hilarious and the audio clip is posted. You might even laugh out loud.
SODOMY RITES UPDATE: The Ohio ACLU says Judge Timothy Black’s same sex marriage ruling is a long-awaited development in equal rights for all Ohioans, but Republican State Rep-Tile John Becker reiterated his call for the impeachment of Judge Black. In a press release Becker said, “Judge Black should be kicked out of office and his butt buddy fag friends should all go fuck themselves – not each other.” That’s the problem with Becker. He’s too cautious and never says what he really thinks.
Meanwhile, over at Citizens for Community Values, Phil Burr-ass says he was not surprised at Judge Black’s ruling, but the people of Ohio voted 62-38 percent in 2004 defining marriage as one man and one woman. “The only way homosexual activists have any chance of forcing same-sex marriage down the throats of all Americans is through the courts, Burr-ass said. Ohio Republican Attorney General Mike Dewhine said he will vigorously defend the will of the people and appeal Judge Black’s decision, and is confident that the 6th District Court of Appeals will reverse Judge Black’s decision, unless Judge Mrs. $tan Che$ley gets the case.
FREE NEEDLE UPDATE: Lower Price Hill Bureau Chief Travis McCoy reports heroin addicts looking for free needles will not be welcome in his community after the Community Council voted Monday night. The Blower is amazed the same people on Cincinnati City Clowncil who voted to piss away over-taxed payers’ money on the Stupid Streetcar and $1 Million for Liz Rogers’ Mahogany’s restaurant scam, haven’t welcomed these folks with their sleeves rolled up.
And wasn’t there a previous check that Liz Rogers presented drawn on the Cincinnati Police Federal Credit Union? Officer Krumpke remembers seeing it on one of the local news venues. Funny that the one Councilman pushing for forgiving her loan is retired police officer Wendell Young. Dom you think there could possibly be a connection between that check and the councilman?
TRACIE HUNTER, now a Defrocked DemocRAT Judge, sitting at home waiting to be a Disbarred DemocRAT while Judge Sylvia “Big Momma” Hendon sent those poor misunderstood yoofs to jail Tracie had been protecting all this time, now wants her trial moved outside the county. Don’t worry, Tracy— people in East Jesus could hardly wait to lynch you. You’d better hope, Jessie Jackson, Rev. Al Sharpton, and OJ Simpson are picked for your jury!
Speaking of Sharpton, how happy is Stevecia Race these days finding out the Race-Baiter she brought in town to honor convicted DemocRAT Vote Frauder Melowese Richardson at the D-RATS’ bogus Voters Rights Rally was also a paid informant for the FBI? Photoshop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper shows us Sharpton listening at a keyhole. [SEE MORE OF MR. CROPPER’S FINE WORK HERE].
- NEPOTISM UPDATE: Senior Spoiled Sport Editor Andy FurBall wonders if when the Bungals added Marvin Lewis’ son Marcus to the coaching staff, do we now have another generation of a chuckling fool on the Bengal’s staff.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy “Crazy Eric” (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) will have a comment on “Crazy Eric’s” so-called “Decision” not to practice law anymore in Kentucky, as soon as they can stop congratulating themselves.
The CamBoozler also says, it looks like Matt Bevin’s Ohio volunteer contingent will be shifting gears to help Josh “It’s Me Again!” Mandel and Chris “Got Another Free Election Pass” Monzel next week. We wonder if they’ve given up helping on Bevin? Monzel has so far drawn a token opponent while Josh “Did you know he fought hand to hand along side of “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup in Iraq?” Mandel is being challenged by Connie “US AIR FORCE VET” Pillich.
- TWENTY-THREE YEARS AGO TODAY, when Edition #45 was published on April 9, 1991, it our Top Ten List was how to ease the overcrowding at the Hamilton County Jail, Ken CamBoo’s “Bluegrass Holler” said the Nude Dancing Ban in Newport was no joke, and Beloved Whistloeblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained by Cincinnati had been selected for the “America’s Funniest People” auditions.
To See the entire Edition #45, CLICK HERE
FINALLY, YESTERDAY AT THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought of that hit piece RINOs in Columbus had put out on “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, just to protect Chippy Gearhardt’s stooge Peter $tautberg (the best State Rep-Tile Money Can Buy). “What the heck do I care?” Kane explained. “I’m one of the 4,238 people whose absentee ballots had already been received at the Hamilton County Board of Elections by Monday night. And just think, it only cost me a 49-cent stamp not to have to stand in line to vote early like those 48 DemocRATS thinking they were voting for Obama’s third term.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Larcenous Lobbyist Chippy Gearhardt.
OVER-TAXED PAYERS HOT LINE
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OVER-TAXED PAYERS LINKS OF THE DAY
Welfare Queen: “This Is What The Taxpayers Are Paying For”
(Sent in by Faux Facebook Friend and Longtime Person of Consequence Brian Shrive [255 Friends, 42 Mutual Friends], who has won every campaign he’s managed and every case he’s tried as an attorney.)
PLUS
Tax the Rich: An animated fairy tale
Express Refunds Funny Tax Commercial
Tax Freedom Day
TurboTax: The Rap (Extended Version)
How to File Taxes, in Two Minutes!
How Could I Live Without Filing Taxes?
$700 Billion Tax Refund
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