Friday, February 28, 2014
The Liberal Agenda Continues…
Today is the final day of February, and unfortunately for all our Racial Healing Fans, it’s the also the last day of Black History Month 2014 when our Feckless Fishwrappers can pull out all the stops promoting Race as the principle part of their Liberal Agenda, and other progressive causes will be getting their fair share of the free publicity, such as: Tolerance For Murdering Muslims, Amnesty for Future DemocRAT Voting Illegal Immigrants, Banishing All Cigarette Smokers, Baby Killing, Ecology, Feminism, Global Warming, Gun Control, Changing the Name of the Washington Redskins, More Political Correctness, Liberal Brainwashing 24/7, The Nanny State, Academia Nuts, and Improved Early Voting Access for All Those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.
Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1859, the DemocRAT-controlled Arkansas legislature required free blacks to choose between exile and enslavement, so it’s not surprising our Quote for Today Committee chose Kentucky Senator Rand Paul’s, “The Republican Party’s history is rich and chock full of emancipation and black history.”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Buckwheat Blackwell, co-winner (along with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane) of the coveted 2014 Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards, sponsored by Sambo’s Restaurants.
For those who don’t know, according to Wikipedia, Buckwheat is an American politician and activist who served as the mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio from 1979 to 1980, the Ohio State Treasurer from 1994 to 1999, and Ohio Secretary of State from 1999 to 2007. He was the Republican candidate for governor of Ohio in 2006 and got 37% of the vote against the eventual victor, Ted Strickland. He was the first black guy to be a major-party candidate for governor in Ohio.
Which is why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting Black Republican Elected Officials, to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
Note: This homoerotic photo shows Blackwell cuddling with Kane at the Hamilton County Northeast Republican Club Pancake Breakfast some time ago. Unfortunately for Buckwheat, the negatives were NOT destroyed.
- “A COUNTRY RUN BY IDIOTS” not written by Jeff Foxworthy
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….A Muslim officer crying “Allah Akbar” while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed “Workplace Violence” while an American citizen boasting Ron Paul bumper sticker is classified as a “Domestic Terrorist”.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….You can get arrested for expired tags on your car, but not for being in the country illegally.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher “cute”, but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of “underprivileged” drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the “State’s” dime ($six figures) while never being held responsible for their own choices (incentive to breed built into system).
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing, and free cell phones.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….The government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….
Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, TV’s and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….Your government can add anything they want to your kid’s water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed to give them milk.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you “safe”.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if….You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip, but not to get an abortion.
…you understand, these are all true.
“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president”.
~Theodore Roosevelt
- “REDNECK MAGIC TRICK” by Bubbadini, the working-class Houdini
A black guy and a redneck go into a pastry shop. The black guy whisks three cookies off the counter into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice. The black guy says to the redneck, “You see how clever we are? You rednecks can never beat that!”
The redneck says to the black guy, “Watch this. Any redneck is smarter than a spade and I’ll prove it to ya.” He says to the baker, “Give me a cookie, and I’ll show you a magic trick!” The baker gives him the cookie, which the redneck promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: “Give me another cookie for my magic trick.” The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: “Give me one more cookie…” The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. The Redneck eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: “OK! Now where is your famous magic trick?”
The redneck says, “Look in the black guy’s pocket!”
If you even smiled when you read this, you’re a racist……
- “DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL” by A Chagrined Conservative
A Garrulous Geezer we’ll call Bob was telling his swimming buddy in the men’s locker room of the Lyons YMCA in Anderson, “You won’t believe what happened last night…My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ “
“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend, “she actually said that?”
“Well, she didn’t put it quite like that, she actually said…’Dad, meet my new boyfriend -Mohammed. We’re going to work together on Hillary’s election campaign.
- AND A QUICKIE By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
HERE”S HOW TO GET RID OF FIRE ANTS
Go to Home Depot or Walmart and buy two cans of black spray paint.
Go home and stir up the ant mounds and the area around them with an old stick.
Use at least 1/2 can of spray per mound and area around them.
Once the Ants realize they are living in black neighborhoods, they quit working and start killing each other.
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
The Liberal Essence of Life
Stories We’re Working On
-
Stocks Close At Record High - Sarah Palin Gets Reality TV Show
- Lib Dem Sen. Sherrod Brown: Republicans Are “Mean”
- Officer Shoots Man Reaching For Cane
- City Pays Man For Car It Improperly Sold
- Petition Seeks School Board Resignations
- Same-Sex Marriage Now Legally Recognized In Kentucky
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said most white people celebrated Black History Month, now called Half-Black History Month in honor of the current resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:
(A) Chompin’ on chitlins At Mahogany: 2%
(B) Feeling really guilty: 1%
(C) Waiting to see if Buckwheat Blackwell and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane win this year’s Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards: 1%
(D) Totally ignoring it: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
Blackness is Only Skin Deep
This week, everybody who thinks the best part about Black History Month is that unlike in 2012, this year it still only lasts 29 days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner is noted nerd Wigger Whiteass, who says acting Black is really cool.
Wigger wins a generous supply of Jungle Fever Tanning Cream courtesy of Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine; free joint memberships in COAST and the Cincinnati Chapter of National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People (NAALCP) from Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney and SMLP Smithermouth; and a guest appearance on Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston’s Belligerent Black Blog. His winning limerick is:
This month we study Black History;
How they all got so dark is a mystery!
We honkies sit in the sun,
Till the long day is done,
And just get all reddish and blistery!
The Windbag Writes
This month we study black history
Why we do it remains a big mystery.
We don’t do it for others,
(And I wouldn’t, if I had my druthers)
But PC pressure is VERY persist-ory.
This month we study Black History
It’s all about cultural diversity.
Are all people of color
Now walking much taller,
Or is this just more race card perversity?
This month we study Black History.
For Revrum Jesse, it’s more free publicity.
Though his achievements are jack
He compensates in the sack,
For his marriage vows have a certain elasticity.
And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked and now has something to tell the padre at this week’s confession):
This month we study black history
No other type of ethnic category
Forget Europeans
Japanese or Koreans
Why we do this is really no mystery.
We must be politically correct,
But if I’m allowed to be direct
It makes me a bit heated
The way some people get treated
To racial partiality I object.
Why don’t we do the same for Chinese
Cambodians or Vietnamese?
Are blacks more important
Than the whole human assortment?
Why do we have to appease?
Oh, it’s all coming clear to me now
It’s the only way we really know how
To clear our good name
For slavery’s shame
Affirmative action’s a big sacred cow.
A hundred and fifty years ago, Mr. Lincoln
Knowing full well what he was thinkin’
Freed all the slaves
From the slave-holding knaves
But apparently the memory is still stinkin’
The truth is remarkably clear
No former slaves are now here
Slavery is dead
Can’t we move ahead?
Maybe Obama will buy us a beer.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Here’s why Republicans like Tea”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Racial Racketeers.
CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH HOT LINE
e-mail your favorite chitins recipes today.
Some hypocrite DemocRAT items in today’s Blower were sent in by hypocrite DemocRAT, like this Black History Month Greeting from former KKK Grand Klegal, Deceased DemocRAT U. S. Senator Robert Byrd.
Whistleblower Link of the Day
28 Reasons to Hug a Black Guy Today
(Sent in by Faux Facebook Friend Charles Winburn—4,666 Friends, 139 Mutual)
Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
Current Whistleblower Policies and Disclaimers can be found here
