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Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Another Really Stupid Idea
First Cincinnati City Clowncil voted to keep pissing away over-taxed payers’ money on the Trolley Folly. Then Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP announces he scam to raise money to try to bring the 2016 Republican National Convention to Cincinnati. Now the City of Springdale is allowing for the illicit-needle exchanges for drug users– the only municipality in the area to do so. Charlie Hassell has raised concerns about Needle “exchanges” coming to Deer Park (Link on Deer Park and HB 92 and will again be raising concerns at the February 24 meeting, when Tim “The Syringe” Ingram, Hamilton County Health Commissioner, is scheduled to discuss Needle Exchanges in Deer Park!- How many other communities will be following Hassell’s lead, as it is clarified that the “needle exchange” is really a “needle dispensary” and no needles will be required to be turned in! In which communities will those thousands of dirty, heroin-tainted needles end up?
- Will Hassell also go into detail about concerns that municipalities have over not being able zone or restrict such dispensaries…which means the van highlighted in this channel 12 story: February 13 – ch. 12 could actually park near schools (purportedly drug-free zones), parks, churches, and daycares? Or growing business districts?
- Imagine how many politicians will be raising similar issues now that Barrett J. Brunsman, “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Former Flack at the Business Crapper, lacked the critical journalistic skills to even see if there might be a smidgen of concern in the community about a needle dispensary for drug users, pointed out how the traveling Needle Dispensary would provide heroin dealers with a free online schedule of its location, so they know where their customers will be gathered! [READ MORE HERE]
The proponents who claim to have PhDs, must have skipped out on common-sense, especially when they consider free needles a half-step to the Switzerland model of free heroin! Those Europeans had tremendous success after all, their program went from 857 participants to over 14,000! A real success by any bureaucRAT’S standard!- Now which Hamilton County Commissioners have signed off on their Health Department supporting the Needle Dispensary? If it hasn’t been supported, can those handing out needles be arrested for pandering drug paraphernalia? The Whistleblower’s Legal Dream Team is wondering if Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters is hoping to get his law license re-instated in Ohio so he can sue UC Health and Mercy Hospitals when a drug user overdoses and dies using one of those needles! If a bartender can be sued for serving a legal drink, how much more a bunch of bleeding hearts (backed by deep pockets) when they enable poor misunderstood youths to OD on heroin?
More to follow!
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says according to a new Economist/YouGov.com poll, seven in ten of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters who gave Obama another four years to ruin the country in 2012, regret voting for Obama’s reelection in 2012.
The Blower wonders how high that percentage will grow during the next 1,073 days of the America’s Dark Ages during Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached). Last weekend, Obama traveled to California to highlight the state’s drought emergency at two events near Fresno, calling for shared sacrifice to help manage the state’s worst water-shortage in decades. He then spent the rest of the weekend enjoying the hospitality of some of the state’s top water hogs: desert golf courses.
- IN OHIO: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to Clash Daily, documents from an Ohio National Guard (ONG) training drill conducted last January reveal the details of a mock disaster where Second Amendment supporters with “anti-government” opinions were portrayed as domestic terrorists. The ONG 52nd Civil Support Team training scenario involved a plot from local school district employees to use biological weapons in order to advance their beliefs about “protecting Gun Rights and Second Amendment rights.”
SPEAKING OF SOLDIERS: Whistleblower Veterans Affairs Correspondent “Gunny” Tadwell says according to many news accounts, Food Stamp redemption at military grocers has been rising steadily during the Obama Administration. This is something that should not be happening. It seems outrageous that some people in uniform don’t make enough money to support their families. These folks definitely are not part of Mitt Romney’s 47%, whom he claimed take more than they should from the national goodie pie. An argument can be made that without our troops we wouldn’t even have a national goodie pie to divvy up. Pay them adequate wages!!!! When Gunny was in the Army, he only made $135 a month. We had a draft, so he was basically a slave and paid slave wages. Now we have an all volunteer force and compensation levels ought to be at a level to keep the troops off of Food Stamps. The Blower hates to think our soldiers are only getting wages that equate to Wal-Mart greeters.
TWENTY-THREE YEARS AGO TODAY, when Edition #38 (published on February 19, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town, both local daily newspapers confirmed this national news scoop.
Things haven’t changed much in the past 23 years. Just Monday The Fishwrap’s “Politics Extra” breathlessly announced that the US Supreme Court had set April 22 for argument in that really big Cincinnati free-speech case, and darned if those Forgetful Fishwrappers failed to remember if any of our local attorneys would be there. (Michael Carvin will be arguing the case, while Litigious Lawyers from COAST Chris Finney and Curt Hartman will probably be sitting at the attorneys’ table during the presentation.) As always, the only thing less authoritative than a Fishwrap report would be those comments posted by all those thoroughly uninformed Fishwrap readers. [READ LESS HERE]
UNION BLUES: Failed Cincinnati Federation of Teachers learned last week that contract negotiations are to conclude before spring break. However, ironically, absent minded CFT Julie SellYourSoul has miserably failed her members again while doing nothing but exclaiming “her hopes and wishes of reclaiming the promise.” SellYourSoul has yet to keep any promise so why would she start now? She keeps the bed warm for the CPS administration, and now building reps fail to show support and generally respond to her in Darth Vader style.
THERE’S NO LOSER LIKE A SORE LOSER: We really shouldn’t be too surprised to learn that Fred Kundrata, who got 3% of the vote when he ran unsuccessfully for Congress as a Republican against “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup in Ohio’s Second District in 2012, is now trying to run even more unsuccessfully for Congress as a Dumbed-Down DemocRAT in Ohio’s First District against Steve Chabothead. Word is “Mean Jean” Schmidt called, Tony Brush called, even Defeated DemocRAT William Smith called after the general election, but Fred still hasn’t called Brad to concede.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1847, the Donner Party was rescued after having been stranded in the snow in the Sierra Nevada Mountains, and for that short time and place, cannibalism in America was OK, Whistleblower Freebie Gourmet Martin UpChuck says alfresco dining hasn’t quite been the same since.- THAT’S WHY YOUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Will Rogers’ “The difference between a Republican and a DemocRAT is the DemocRAT is a cannibal — they have to live off each other–while the Republicans, why, they live off the DemocRATS.”
AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS IN SOCHI: Ghizzy Lizzy and David A. Pepper were both questioned for several hours by the KGB because someone thought one of them might not be heterosexual, as this new video clearly shows. - IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says in Boondoggle County, Constable Joe Kalil and Sheriff Mike Helmig are hoping to persuade the public at a meeting Wednesday at the Public Library that training teachers to carry guns will prevent school shootings. Liberal critics of any plan for teachers in Kentucky Schools to at least be as well-armed as the students, say it’s just one more mean-spirited, right-wing extremist idea from those gun-toting TEA-bangers.
The CamBoozler also reports Northern Kentucky DemocRATS can hardly wait till next Tuesday when Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton will headline a fund-raiser in Louisville for Alison Wondergams Grimes in her attempt to unseat Kentucky Senior Senator Bitch McConnell in November. Bill Clinton BJ jokes begin in five, four, three, two, one…
AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATRIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the Geezers at the Lyons YMCA in Anderson. “At first they were pretty mad about the Indoor Pool being closed for cleaning for a period of two weeks,” Kane explained, “But once people learned that Disgraced Former Masturbating Anderson Trustee Kevin O’Brien may have been swimming in it, they said ‘Take as much time as you need to get it clean.’”
- FINALLY, FOR TODAY’S RACIAL HEALING BLACK HISTORY MONTH UPDATE: We have this video report from The Onion.
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