Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

Can you believe, some voters in Divided America actually plan to follow Obama’s State of Dis-Union speech tonight, but those same voters acknowledge that presidents generally don’t accomplish most of what they promise in their annual addresses to the nation. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen
Maybe that’s why we chose Dick Gregory’s, “Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
Above is a video of the rehearsal for Obama’s State of Disunion Address tonight. —Your DC Newsbreaker
Was anybody paying attention last week when I urged Republicans in Congress to boycott Obama’s State of Disunion Address “to give the American people a choice between liberty and tyranny?” —Conservative Radio Talk Show Host Mark Levin
When we asked voters what should be the top priority for President Obama and Congress in 2014, nobody really cared about Obama’s top issues. Income inequality earned 1%, class inequality earned 1%, gun issues earned 1%, and immigration earned only 2%. —Quinnipiac Pollsters
And here’s more bad news for our Obama Supporters in the Press who are desperate to further their Global Warming hoax: Only 2% of the public see the environment as a priority. —Obama’s Organizing for Action PAC
In tonight’s State of Disunion Speech tonight, Obama plans to warn Congress that he plans use his executive powers to ignore them if they don’t give him everything he wants. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard
We’ll be watching Obama’s State of Dis-Union Speech tonight to find out more about all that free stuff Obama keeps promising us. — Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters
On this date in 1916, President Woodrow Wilson nominated Louis Brandeis to the Supreme Court, while hereabouts, DemocRAT Voter Fraud Watchers are still wondering how Dishonest DemocRATS are still going to vote early when Republicans move the Hamilton County Board of Elections to Mt. Airy. —Hurley the Historian
I can’t understand why the City’s Lobbyist Chippy Gerhardt simply ignored my request to recuse himself from Monday’s vote due to his obvious conflict of interest. —Depressed Diminutive DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley
We’ve invited all of our friends to join us to watch Obama’s 2016 Campaign Rally Speech tonight. —Obsessive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose
We understand Republicans will be announcing their Amnesty Plan this week. —Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose
Will Obama be performing gay marriages during his State of Disunion Speech tonight like they had at Sunday night’s Gay Grammy Awards? —Whistleblower Alternative Lifestyles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
This year we’ll be offering three outraged different responses to Obama’s State of Disunion Address. —Republicans Suffering an Identity Crisis
And we’ll all be firing our AK-47s in the air during Rand Paul’s Response to the TEA Party. —Bluegrass NRA Members
Speaking of bitches, at least “Mean Jean” Schmidt won’t be there to embarrass us this year. —Clermont Cronies
Friday on Chinese New Year’s Day, did anybody remember to send them a New Year’s card instead of our interest payment on the $1.3 Trillion we owe? —American Over-Taxed Payers
Don’t forget to use a new 49-cent postage stamp when you mail in your check to pay your jacked-up Hamilton County Taxes before midnight on Friday. —Hamilton County Treasurer Rob Gouging
Governor Steve BeSheared wonders why he didn’t get this much publicity when he gace his State of the Commonwealth Address earlier this month. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
What I want to know is, if the state of the union is supposed to be so great, how come everything is so lousy? —“Trish the Dish,” Channel 19 News
I always wear my afro wig to celebrate Martin Luther King’s Birthday. —Jack Atherton, TV5 News
And if all of that isn’t Newsworthy enough, check out my new video this week. —Uncle Jay Explains the News

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WHISTLEBLOWER LINK OF THE DAY

Judge Jeanine Pirro Opening Statement – State Of The Union

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