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Wednesday, January 15, 2014
More Politics Over Principles
- Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS probably won’t get to shut down the government at midnight tonight and go on TV and blame those mean-spirited Republicans for the next 293 days until the 2014 Congressional Elections because Senate Surrender Caucus Leader Bitch McConnell and House Speaker John Boehner were in full cave-in mode when they chose politics over principles and accepted that $1.1 trillion spending bill that averts the prospect of another federal government shutdown. Obviously, these Repulsive RINOs seem to like spending as much as Obama does.
Tuesday afternoon, The House approved a three-day extension of government funding through January 18 to buy time so somebody could actually read read those 1,582 pages of bipartisan bullshit before a full cave in at the end of the week.
Meanwhile, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani can’t stop bragging about how Obama surrendered on that really bad Nuke Deal. That surrender stuff must be contagious in Washington.
And here’s a Fun Fact For Today: In the nearly three months since government funding was restored on October 17, the national debt has increased $533 billion to $17.32 Trillion. [Check Out The National Debt Clock Here] Not to worry. According to Obama and the Doubl;e-Downing DemocRATS, we don’t have a spending problem.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says today is Martin Luther King’s real birthday and we’re still waiting for one of those Liberal Talking Heads on TV to report that he was really a Republican.- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose MLK’s “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Martin Luther King’s Day is Monday, and the World’s Biggest Race Baiter will be in the Tri-State to desecrate the occasion.
- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says Hamilton County Treasurer Rob Goering forgot to put the return address on the tax bills that are due January 31. Do you think the bankruptcy lawyer take a few minutes to come into the treasurer’s office once in a while to see what’s going on? But there shouldn’t be any problems. The Blower’s sure if all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters take their payments to the post office and hand them to the helpful clerk behind the counter, he’ll be more than happy to write the address on the envelope for them.
PAINFUL PROGNOSTICATION: And would you believe GOP House Speaker John Boehner actually has a primary opponent. Kneepad Liberals in the Press were giddy to report that Liberty Township Conservative Businessman Eric Gurr had finally filed those papers to run in Ohio’s 8th Congressional District in 2014. Better late than never. The Blower showed you his Web Page and Video way back on September 22. And before all you TEA Partiers get too excited, The Blower’s going way out on a limb early on this one. Eric Gurr is probably not going to win. You heard it here first.
A spokesman for John Boehner says the House Speaker won’t be worried, not unless the Free Grain Party also puts up a primary candidate.
But TEA Party Patriots in Southwestern Ohio don’t really have to travel to Butler County. They should be going after a really vulnerable politician closer to home, like $tate Rep-tile-for-Sale Peter $tautberg, since so many people in his district are saying he should’ve been fired long ago.
IN CLERMONT COUNTY: The Blower is responding to Francine the Fanatical Feminist’s protest that the list in last Saturday’s e-dition cataloged only “Male Masturbation” terms, and says if we really wanted to be fair-and-balanced, we would be providing a list of “Female Masturbation” terms as well. Whistleblower Researcher Fearless Ferrett is all over that story like a muff diver on mescaline, and Straus & Troy’s Joe Braun is negotiating with his favorite client, Patty Brisbane at Dildo World, to sponsor the list. - IN ANDERSON, folks have finally figured out why Saba, Stagnaro, and Patterson still haven’t taken Family Friendly Fascist COAST Attorney Chris Finney’s name off the building on Beechmont Avenue. With Finney gone, maybe they’re hurting for business, and they might want lying politicians to think he’s still there while Finney’s protecting their “Right to Lie” at the US Supreme Court.
- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: 23 years ago, everybody on the South Shore was anxious for Bush 41 to kick Saddam Hussein’s ass out of Kuwait, but closer to home, The Whistleblower was still covering the news in Northern Kentucky.
FINALLY, THE RESPONSE WAS OVERWHELMING TO YESTERDAY’S WHISTLEBLOWER PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST FEATURING DITZY DEMOCRAT JUVENILE COURT JUDGE TRACIE HUNTER. We even needed a top ten list to bring you the best.
10. “Oogla Boogla!” —By WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham
9. “Go away, boy! I’m gonna cast a spell on your white ass!” —By Nadine Allen
8. “We always pick the most hideous picture whenever we pound her in print.” —By Feckless Fishwrapper Perry KimBall
7. “If it wasn’t for me, she never would’ve been elected in the first place.” —By Judge Mrs. Stan Che$ley
6. “Where’s her “Judge Tracie” program on Court TV?” —Tino Delgato
5. “Told you so!” — Real Juvenile Court Judge John Williams
4. “Now you see why I quit the NAALCP.” —By SMLP Smithermouth
3. I’ll be in Cincinnati on Martin Luther King Day to raise money for Tracie Hunter’s Legal Defense Fund.” —By Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton
2. “What you talkin’ ‘bout, Willis!” — By Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka
And our number one caption in yesterday’s Whistleblower Photo Caption Contest featuring Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter was…”Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ babies.” —By Butterfly McQueen
- AND, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publishers why he featured the work of Thomas Nast, the Father of American Political Cartoons, in yesterday’s e-dition. Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception interjected, “Thomas Nast is a hero to all of us. Where do you think they came up with the word ‘Nasty!’”
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