Daily Archives: January 5, 2014

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, January 5, 2013

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • image007OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was  when the DemocRAT National Committee (DNC) sent out a paranoid email Saturday evening urging supporters to vote for DemocRATS so that Republicans can’t impeach Obama. The message intending to blast four Republican Congressmen for suggesting that Obama could be impeached for continually violating the Constitution.
  • OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was when that email got more attention than the DNC intended, because since then, the email has been seen by tens of millions of Americans, having been picked up by WND, the Daily Caller, Fox News and the Drudge Report.
  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was when more people in Congress began using the dreaded “I-Word.” Which all sounds like a lot of fun, but The Blower has told you before, the only way to Obama could ever be impeached would be for Real Republicans to control the Senate.
  • MONDAY in our Special “Getting Ready For 2014” E-dition, The Blower said, “Just Say No to New Year’s Resolutions”

Today it’s the Top Ten Ways you know it’s time for 2013 to be over:       

image00910. Obama is enjoying yet another $4 Million over-taxed payer funded family Hawaiian Holiday vacation (with borrowed money), it’s been the worst year (so far) of Obama’s presidency and Obama’s approval keeps hitting new lows, as the DemocRAT National Committee begins fund-raising over the possibility of Obama’s being impeached. Meanwhile, despite the fact that the ObamaCare Disaster is the gift that keeps on giving to Republicans, Republican Minority Leader Bitch McConnell and GOP Speaker of the House John Boehner appear ready to cave in to Obama and Disingenuous DemocRATS at every opportunity.

9. The nation has reached its $17.265 Trillion Debt Level with no end in sight.

8. People watching reality shows about rednecks were actually surprised when one of the rednecks said something a redneck would say and Members of GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) were upset when their Politically Correct Temper Tantrum turned out to be a bigger bust than last year’s Chick-Fil-A boycott. 

7. The Trolley Folly boondoggle was back on track, after a temporary lapse of fiscal sanity at City Hall was eclipsed by Dishonest DemocRATS on the Streetcar Six determined to make Cincinnati the worst run City in America.

6. Hamilton County Commissioner Odd Todd Opportune was finally ready to announce if he’ll challenge Dysfunctional DemocRAT gubernatorial candidate Ed FitzGerald in a primary.

5. Anderson Trustee Gerth Pappas was all set to move into Disgraced-and-Defeated Masturbating Former Anderson Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien’s thoroughly fumigated office at the Anderson Government Center.   

4. Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney’s soon-to-be-former law partners were all set to tear COAST’s litigious lawyer’s name off both buildings, the one in Anderson and the one in Hyde Park.

3. Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ suspension in Kentucky was supposed to be over in mid-September, but for some strange reason, the Kentucky Bar Association has not yet seen fit to reinstate him.

2. image010Politicians’ last-minute e-mails reminded you that you only had a few more hours to send in your 2013 contributions before the end of the year.

…and the Number One Way you know it’s about time for 2013 to be over is… Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane had just finished this year’s list of his political predictions that came true, so Tuesday night, it’ll be time for the Whistleblower New Year’s Eve Party to begin.

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  • TUESDAY in our Special “Rhyme Time” E-dition, The Blower found a way to make words rhyme with “2013.”and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

           image012 With all my scandals I never came clean in the Year 2013. —Obama

 Caving in DemocRATS became routine in the Year 2013. —GOP House Speaker John Boehner

Our campaign lies were really unseen in the Year 2013. —Cincinnati Vice Mayor David Mann, along with Clowncil-men Kevin Flynn Flam and P.G. Sitt-n-Spin

My political career went in the latrine in the Year 2013. —Disgraced DemocRAT State Senator Eric Kearney

Was the Kentucky Bar Association just being mean in the Year 2013? —“Crazy Eric” Deters

We had to get mean in 2013. —Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney’s Former Law Partners, who can hardly wait to take his name off both buildings first thing tomorrow

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Official “National Hangover Day”  E-dition, The Blower said, “It may be a brand new year, but we still have the same sleazy lobbyists and politicians!”

Bowling in the New Year

image013It wasn’t even 8AM this morning before a single New Year’s Day bowl game had been played and the talking heads on Sports Center were already arguing about which college football team should be ranked number one in next year’s pre-season polls. No kidding. And you thought all that presidential campaign hype went on too long.  Speaking of which, Hawkeye Bureau Chief Jan Michelson says he can hardly wait until the Iowa Caucuses kick off the 2016 Presidential Contest with some real votes, instead of all those bogus poll numbers. The 2014 Presidential Elections are only 308 days away, Ohio’s 2014 Primary Elections are a mere 126 days away (140 in Kentucky).

Still on his $286,000-per-day Hawaiian Holiday, Obama, who is still suffering the worst year of his presidency, says beginning today America will never be going back to a Health Care System that actually worked, And Obama is citing “doubling the number of dogs In the White House” as one of his accomplishments in 2013. No wonder Committed Conservatives are working to give Obama an even worse year in 2014.

Columnist Burt Prelutsky says, “Recently, a friend sent me a poll that indicated that when it came to Healthcare, Obama’s approval rating was 37%; the Economy (31%); Immigration (32%); Terrorism (51%); Foreign Policy (34%); and Overall Job Approval (41%). He concluded by saying that added up to six ‘F’s’ and wondered how the Left would spin those catastrophic numbers. No problem,’ I replied. They will merely say that when it comes to those all-important issues, 226% of the people are behind Obama!”

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Resolutions Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Is a New Year’s Resolution the same as a “Political Promise?””

image015Last week, The Blower published the New Year Year’s Resolutions for some of our local celebrities. They were the real local celebrity New Year’s Resolutions, because any other local celebrity New Year’s resolutions you might have seen published elsewhere were surely fake. Now we know 2014 has hardly begun, but let’s take a look to see how some our resolvers are doing anyway, just for fun.

  • JOHN BOEHNER: Hasn’t caved in to Obama and the DemocRATS yet.
  • OBAMA: Hasn’t gotten impeached.
  • KATHLEEN SEBELIUS: Cincinnati’s own incompetent HHS Secretary’s New Year’s Resolution is still “Lots Of People Getting Good Healthcare,” especially those five million who had their plans cancelled because of ObamaCare.
  • DUMBED-DOWN, SELF-ABSORBED, MEDIA-INFLUENCED, CELEBRITY-OBSESSED, POLITICALLY-CORRECT, UNINFORMED, SHORT-ATTENTION-SPAN, FREE-STUFF GRABBING, LOW-INFORMATION OBAMA SUPPORTERS: Haven’t heard anything about all those new ObamaCare Taxes they’ll be paying this year, probably because there was no delivery from the Post Office yesterday on New Year’s Day.
  • DEMANDING DEMOCRATS: Are sure to break their 2014 resolution not to spam supporters’ inboxes with endless donation requests. Between the DNC, DCCC, DSCC, OFA and Michelle, and Obama, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane received at least 18 demands for payment on Monday alone. 

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  •  FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”

image016It’s Real Republican Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup, who says, “Before being elected as your representative to Washington, I worked as a physician for over 25 years in Ohio and as an Army combat surgeon. Day in and day out, I cared for patients and dealt with insurance companies. I know full well the health care challenges that are before us, and I know that the Affordable Care Act, aka ObamaCare, fails to solve these challenges.”

That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting economic members of the medical profession, is pleased to permit a Political Podiatrist like Doctor Brad to be our first  2014 guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”

image018Think of how much things have changed since the first Saturday in 2013. It was our Special “She’s Finally Gone” E-dition and The Ohio Second District Conservative Chorus was singing “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead.”

That Thursday evening at the Conservative Agenda, there had been sort of a celebration on the final day of That Lame-Duck, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt’s time in Congress. The Blower had only been on Mean Jean’s case almost daily since 2005.

In 2006, The Blower had accurately predicted The Whistleblower’s nickname for “Mean Jean” Schmidt would be used on at least 48,311 occasions by the New York Times and others in the national press, as That Lying Plagiarizing Bitch became the most embarrassing elected official in Southwestern Ohio history (including Jerry Springer), flushing Rob “Fighting for Family Fortunes” Portman’s legacy totally down the crapper for having chosen “Mean Jean” to succeed him. Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception captured that fateful moment.       

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THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL

The Whistleblower’s 64th Annual Seediest Kids of All Campaign (not associated with the Failed United Way) is now underway.

We’re featuring some truly inspirational stories about the waifs and urchins we claim to have helped in Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky, just so you’ll believe we actually give a big rat’s ass.

Why don’t we have a more traditional holiday guilt campaign like the rest of the news media? No charity made our publisher its president in exchange for free publicity and our endorsement, we don’t have a fat weatherman turned radio talk-show host who was never actually convicted of beating up his girlfriend, and all the really good dead celebrities other than Harriet Beecher Stowe, “Clean Gene” Ruehlmann, and “BeanBall Jim” Bunning have already been taken.

This week’s Seediest Kid was Bobby Blevins. [READ HIS STORY HERE]

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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE

e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today.

OBAMACARE  CRISIS HEADLINES*

  • image021OBAMACARE UPDATES: Obama Preparing To Waive Yet Another ObamaCare Provision…Fifty States Of ObamaCare Confusion, Stress And Aggravation… 11 State Attorneys General Protest Obama’s Illegal “Fixes” To ObamaCare, And HHS Refusal To Properly Vette Personnel With Access To Private Info Of Millions…HHS: A Snowstorm Is The “Perfect Day” To Sign Up For Obamacare…
  • CROOKS IN CONGRESS:  WWII Vet Warns America: 90 percent Of Congress Are Traitors
  • SILLY SEBELIUS:  Sebelius’ New Year’s Resolution: “Lots Of People Getting Good Healthcare”
  • OBAMACARE MARKETING: Obama Admin Uses De Blasio Daughter’s Fight With Depression And Drug Abuse To Promote ObamaCare…
  • OBAMACARE FAILURES: Iowa Asks Every Person Who Applied For ObamaCare To Reapply Because of Website Glitches…Obama Regime Quietly Announces Net Loss Of At Least 3 Million Insurance Plans…7M ObamaCare Enrollment Tatrget A Tall Order Despite Recent Surge… White House Acknowledges First Day of ObamaCare Will Be A Train Wreck As People Find Out They Are Not Enrolled Because of System Malfunctions… Report: Only Half of New ObamaCare “Enrollees” In 17 States Have Fully Enrolled By Paying First Month’s Premiums…ObamaCare Supporter Unable To Enroll In ObamaCare After Two Days of Trying…New York Business Group’s Survey Of Its Members Finds Not A Single One Says ObamaCare Lowered Costs…Houston Hospital Unable To Pay Employees For Weeks Because Of ObamaCare Contractor Failure To Pay Medicare Reimbursements…Pro-ObamaCare Oregon Mom Shocked To Learn She Can’t Afford Health Care For Herself And Her 18-Month-Old Son Because of The Law…Study: ObamaCare To Increase Emergency Room Costs, Not Decrease Them As WH Repeatedly Promised…Hospitals Turning People With ObamaCare Away Because They Can’t Tell If Their Plans Are Active…Patient With ObamaCare Plan Has To Wait Hours For Surgery After Doctor’s Office Spends Two Hours On Hold With Health Insurer Trying To Get Authorization…Director of Oregon’s Train Wreck ObamaCare Exchange Resigns…ObamaCare Rep Tells Mother of Five She Has “The Worst Case of The Glitch” They’ve Ever Seen…Another Mom Suffering From “The Glitch”: “I Have Never Had Such Terrible Customer Service In All My Years On This Earth!”
  • OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS: Glitch-A-Rama: ObamaCare Website Can’t Handle Info On Newborn Babies And Other Life Changes…
  • OBAMACARE SCREW-UPS: Official Who Led ObamaCare Rollout Disaster Quietly Retires…
  • OBAMACARE BACKLASH: Missouri Bill Seeks To Gut ObamaCare…
  • OBAMACARE COVER-UP: CMS Refuses To Turn Over Info On How Many Have Paid For ObamaCare: “We Don’t Have That Detailed Info”…
  • COUNTING OBAMA’S LIES:  Today: White House Denies Setting 7 Million Enrollment Goal For ObamaCare – Before: Sebelius Sets Goal of 7 Million Enrollees… White House Website Still Pushing “Lie of The Year” . . . “You Can Keep Your Own Insurance”…
  • OBAMA’S POLITICAL PRIORITIES: Obama Nominates Leftist Lawyer Who Represented Cop Killer Mumia Abu-Jamal To Head DOJ’s Civil Rights Division…
  • OBAMA IN HIS OWN WORDS: Obama Cites “Doubling Number of Dogs In The White House” As One of His Accomplishments In 2013… 

MORE OBAMANATIONS HEADLINES*

  •  image023OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: NY Times Says Benghazi Attack “Fueled In Large Part By Anger At An American-Made Video Denigrating Islam”… Pol Blasts NY Times Report That Al Qaeda Not Behind Benghazi Attack, Blames Video… Dem Rep. Joaquin Castro Calls Benghazi A “Fairy Tale”… Sources On Ground In Benghazi Say NYT Report Blaming Attack On YouTube Video “Completely False”… House Dem Eleanor Holmes Norton: “Objective” NYT Benghazi Report “Vindicates” White House, Susan Rice… NY Times Now Claims They “Had A Reporter On The Scene Talking To The Attackers During The Attack” In Benghazi… BREAKING: Another Gun From “Fast And Furious” Turns Up At Deadly Crime Scene In Mexico… State Dept Criminal Investigator/Whistleblower’s Email Hacked, Emails On Investigation Of State Dept Officials Deleted… Trey Gowdy Blasts NYT Report On Benghazi As Effort To Clear Way For Hillary 2016…Benghazi Victim’s Mom: My Son’s Blood Is On Hillary’s Hands… U.S. Govt Seeking To Apprehend Al Qaeda Terrorist Wanted For Role In 9/11 #Benghazi Attack
  • OBAMA’S HAWAIIAN VACATION: Obama Faces Smattering Of Protests On Hawaiian Vacation… Hawaii Already Vying For Obama Library Obama Makes Jobless Benefits Push From Hawaii, Hits The Beach …Obama Hits The Golf Course For The 156th Time – Update: Spends Monday On The Links…Obama’s Hawaiian Vacation Day 11: Snorkeling And Shaved Ice…Fore! Obama Back On The Links For Round #158 – – Update: Spends Thursday On The Golf Course For Round #159…
  • OBAMA’S ORGANIZING FOR ACTION PAC: OFA In Full Shakedown Mode: “This Can’t Be Right,” Why Haven’t You Donated?… OFA – Donate Now And You’ll Feel Good…New OFA Campaign, “This Is Why ACA Matters”, Highlights Stories…From People Who Turn Out To Be OFA/DemocRAT Operatives…OFA Cult Selling Being On Barack Obama “Donor Wall”
  • DNC: Fundraises Off Possibility of Obama Being Impeached… DemocRATs — Give Obama A Congress That Does What He Wants…DNC In Panic Mode: “If Boehner’s Tea Party Hold On To Power In 2014 . . . Obama’s Agenda Is Dead In The Water”… DemocRATs Apologize For Spamming Supporters Inboxes With Endless Donation Requests…
  • OBAMA’S NARCISIM: Obama Wishes Everyone A Happy New Year With A Picture Of . . . Barack Obama…White House Tweets Photo of Obama Giving His Dog A “Belly Rub” For Some Unknown Reason…White House Posts Pic of Obama Being Beaten Up By A Toddler…
  •  image024OBAMANOMICS 101: Census: D.C. Suburbs Dominate List of Richest Counties In America…Obama To Meet With Those Who “Lost” Unemployment Benefits
  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: Saudis Lament: “We Have Been Stabbed In The Back By Obama”… Turkey’s Islamist Government Blames Jews And Gays For Political Crisis… Muslim Brotherhood Students Flash Nazi Salute During Protest At Cairo University…Legendary Anti-Communist Leader Lech Walesa: Obama Has Failed, “America No Longer Leads The World”… Report: Marxist North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un Killed His Uncle By Throwing Him Into Cage With Pack of Hungry Dogs…Ex-Guantanamo Detainee And Member Of Bahrain’s Royal Family Joins Syrian Jihad
  • UNITED NATIONS: UN Makes First Staff Cut Since 1945 in Budget Deal
  • JOHN KERRY: Kerry Heads Back, Yet Again, To A Peace Effort Mired In Crisis… US Official: Kerry To Push For Permanent Peace Agreement By April…Unreal: Hamid Karzai To Release Dozens Of Taliban Prisoners With American Blood On Their Hands…Kerry To Shift State Department’s Focus To Global Warming…State Department Refuses To Criticize Abbas For Giving Heroes Welcome To Palestinian Killers…At Halftime In Peace Talks, US Mulls Moving The Goal Posts…Report: John Kerry Proposing To Offer Up U.S. Troops To Help Secure Borders Of “New State Of Palestine”
  • OBAMA’S ALIENTINATED ALLIES: Obama Admin To Israeli Generals: Stop Being So Concerned About Israel’s Security… US-Backed Palestinian Leadership Including Mahmoud Abbas Greet Released Murderers As Heroes…Top Iranian General Boasts They Have “The Power To Destroy” Israel…Egyptian Astrologer Warns: In 2014, Saturn Enters Sagittarius, Making Jews Stronger…Palestinians Reiterate Plans To Reject Any Framework Accord Presented By US…
  • LETTING ALLAH SORT IT OUT: 300 Hezbollah Operatives Killed Fighting Sunni JIhadist Rebels In Syria…Palestinian Ambassador In Prague Seriously Injured In Blast…Egypt Continues Relentless Crackdown On Muslim Brotherhood, Seizes Assets of Over 500 Islamist Leaders…Blasts Hit A Hotel Housing New Somali’s President…Egyptian Islamists Clash With Security Forces Guarding Christians Praying Inside Church…Huge Car Bomb Rips Through Hezbollah’s Beirut Stronghold…Egypt Investigating Puppet For Delivering Coded Messages To Islamic Terrorists…Al-Qaeda In Iraq Seizes Control of Large Sections of Ramadi And Fallujah…Malaysian Islamic Authorities Seize 300 Bibles For Containing Word “Allah” During Raid On Christian Group…Al-Qaeda Threatens to Assassinate Iranian Military Leader…Weapons Found At Palestinian Mission In Prague After Ambassador Blows Himself Up…Top Sunni Cleric Yusuf Al-Qardawi Accused of Being a Joooo…Jihadi Work Accident: Three Taliban Terrorists Killed When Bomb Detonates Prematurely…Al-Qaeda In Iraq Attempts To Strengthen Its Control of Fallujah And Ramadi As Government Forces Try In Vain To Dislodge Them…Al-Qaeda In Iraq Declares Fallujah An Islamic State, Flies Black Jihad Flag Over Government Buildings…Al-Qaeda Racks Up Almost 8,000 Dead Iraqis In 2013…
  • NATIONAL SECURITY: Breaking: Two Americans Being Held By Libyan Army In Benghazi…Update: Reportedly Released…Marines Airlift US Embassy Personnel Out Of South Sudan…Less Than Two Months Ago Obama Declared Al-Qaeda Is On The “Path To Defeat”…
  • MILITARY MADNESS:  American Legion Outraged Over Veteran’s Administration Christmas Censorship…Nevada Church Ordered To Take Down “Support Our Troops” Sign… Air Force Plans Review Board To Further Trim Ranks…
  • SENILE IN THE SENATE: McRINO On Obama: “Don’t Count A Man of That Talent Out”… RINO Wonder Twins Do Obama’s Bidding In Afghanistan: Visit Karzai To Smooth Path For Security Agreement Obama Wants Him To Sign…
  • THE LATEST POLLS: CNN Poll: 2-In-3 Americans Call 2013 A “Bad Year,” 4-In-10 A Disaster For Their Family…Gallup Poll: Hillary Clinton Trounces Mooch As “Most Admired” Woman In America… Obama’s Pollster Says Media Should Stop Covering Polls As President’s Approval Rating Plummets…Poll: Majority of Americans Say Mooch Too Much Of An “Activist” For A First Lady…Gallup Poll: Only 39% Had A Positive Experience Using ObamaCare Website…
  • GOP 2016: Gov. Christie Sends Holiday Cards To GOP Officials In Iowa…Huckabee Walks Back Graham Endorsement
  • GOP 2014: Strategists To GOP: Restrain Yourselves On Debt Ceiling
  • MORE MOOCH WORSHIP: Robin Roberts Announcing She’s Gay “Makes Us All Proud”…
  • SPIES LIKE US: FAA Names 6 Sites For Testing Drones…Rand Paul To Lead Class Action Lawsuit With Hundreds Of Thousands Against Obama NSA Spying On Americans…Reporter: Snowden Lied About His Contacts With China

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA HEADLINES*

  • image025HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: 4.1 Million Americans Still Unable To Find Work… Coburn: Year Could Go Down As One Of America’s ‘Worst’… Barbara Bush Hospitalized In Houston For ‘Early Signs Of Pneumonia’…2013 Ends With Record Number of Americans On Disability: 10,988,269…Obama Regime Lists 141 New Economy-Crushing Regulations In Only Three Days… Charlie Daniels: The Only People With The Guts To Face Down Obama Are Nuns
  • OLYMPICS:  Putin Puts On Skis To Inspect Sochi Winter Olympics Site…
  • TERRORIST THREATS: Arson Attack On Chinese Consulate In San Francisco…
  • BUNGLING  BUREAUCRATS: Government-Employee Dismissal Rate For Poor Performance Last Year Was Less Than One Half of 1%, One-Sixth That of Private Sector…Booze, Pole Dancing, And Luxurious Hotels: Top 10 Examples Of Government Waste in 2013…Justice Department Spending $544,338 For An ‘Enhanced Company Profile’ On LinkedIn
  • DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: Call Girl: Eliot Spitzer Liked To choke Me…
  • DOOFUS DEMOCRATS: Cory Booker Mistakenly Asks Supporters To Donate $0 To His Campaign…
  • NEW YORK STATE OF MIND: NYC Mayor-Elect Bill De Blasio To Quickly Abolish “Inhumane” Horse-Drawn Carriages… Nanny Bloomberg’s Last Act As Mayor: Sign Ban On Electronic Cigarettes… New York City Investigators Obtain Fraudulent Ballots 97% of The Time Using Names of Dead People, Incarcerated Felons, Non-Residents…Bloomberg Leaves Office Today, Protected By Firearms…Invocation Speaker At NYC Mayoral Inauguration “NYC Is A Plantation”… Cheering Crowds For New Far Left NYC Mayor…Being Coached To Cheer…Bill De Blasio “Occupies” NYC Mayor Position, Sworn In By Bill Clinton, Both Address “Crisis Of Inequality”… Bill Clinton Says NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio’s Bisexual, Biracial Family “Represents The Future Of Our Country”… RINO Rep. Peter King Calls Nanny Bloomberg To “Thank Him For His Great Work As Mayor”… Complete List of Everything Banned By Nanny Bloomberg…De Blasio’s New NYC Schools Chancellor Pledges To Indoctrinate Students With A “Progressive Agenda”… Leftist NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio To Replace “Inhumane” Horse-Drawn Carriages With Electric Cars…FDR Bible Goes Missing After de Blasio Inauguration, Aides Search Garbage Cans…De Blasio Says He’s “Very Comfortable” With Speaker At His Inauguration Calling NYC A “Plantation”… Even Liberal NY Times Repulsed By Far-Left Race Baiting Speakers At De Blasio’s Inauguration, Calls Them “Graceless And Smug”… De Blasio’s Wealth Redistribution Begins In NYC: Plans To Tax The Rich To Fund “Universal Pre-Kindergarten”… Food Stamp Booth At Farmers Market In Union Square NY
  • DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES: NY DemocRAT Laments: I’d Never Be Able To Afford Hookers If They Were To Unionize…Another NY DemocRAT Is Banned From Having Interns While Being Investigated For Sexual Harassment…
  • POLITICS AS USUAL: Study: 74% of Convicted Felons Vote DemocRAT In Presidential Elections, Register As Dems By 6-To-1 Margin… Candidates Toast New Year By Pleading For 2014 Dollars…White House: “This New Year’s Day, There Is Likely Less Joy And More Fear And Distress” Because of Republicans…

  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Chattanooga Police Calls 32 Arrested Drug Dealers The “Worst of The Worst,” Promptly Accused of Racism Because They Are All Black…Group of Black Thugs Viciously Beat White Couple In Suspected Knockout Game Attack, Police Refuse To Release Pics of The Assailants… Florida: Group of Black Thugs Beat 70-Year-Old Grandfather Unconscious, Try To Gouge His Eye Out…Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: America Becoming More Racist… Cue The Dogwhistle! No Fee Voter ID Cards Now Being Issued In North Carolina…
  • OBAMA’S POLICE POLICE STATE: Senator Demands To Know If NSA Spies On Congress…
  • TSA TRAGEDIES: Musician Says Customs Agents At JFK Airport Destroyed Every One Of His 11 Handmade Instruments
  • GAY NEWS UPDATE:  Gay Advocacy Group: ObamaCare Ad Makes Us Look like ‘Sex-Crazed Lechers’… Rose Parade To Feature Float With Two Men Getting “Married”… Lib Rag Daily Beast Outraged NCAA Would Allow Chick-Fil-A To Sponsor Bowl Game… Boy Scouts To Officially Go Fabulous On January 1st… Sotomayor To Lead Countdown To New Year In Times Square… Utah Asks Supreme Court to Block Gay Marriage…TV Stations Cut Away From Rose Parade Float Featuring Gay Wedding…Ex-RINO Turned DemocRAT Charlie Crist Grovels To Gays For Once Opposing Gay Marriage: “I’m Sorry I Did That. I Was Wrong. Please Forgive Me.”…. DemocRATs Recruiting Gay “American Idol” Runner-Up Clay Aiken To Challenge GOP Rep. Renee Ellmers In NC… Colorado DemocRAT Fires Gay Aide For “Befriending A Republican”…
  • DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS: The 7 Most Absurd Things Harry Reid Said in 2013… Pelosi’s Latest Laughable Claim: Extending Unemployment Benefits “Could Produce As Many as 300,000 Jobs”… Howard Dean: When People Are Told They Can’t See Their Doctor Because of ObamaCare They Won’t Blame Obama…Radical Leftist Sen. Bernie Sanders Blames Congressional Dysfunction On The “Extreme Right-Wing Republican Party”… House DemocRAT Eleanor Holmes Norton: ObamaCare Sign-Ups Low Because Millions of People Think Republicans Repealed the Law…Howard Dean Admits Some Americans Will “Get Screwed” By ObamaCare… Rangel: ObamaCare “The Most Exciting Thing That’s Happened For The United States Since The Republic Began”… DNC Chief Wasserman Schultz’s New Year’s Resolution: “To Combat Tea Party Republican Intransigence”… Dem Rep. Jim McDermott: DemocRATs “Very Proud” To Run On ObamaCare In Midterm Elections…Dem Rep. John Lewis Demands Obama Appoint A Black Woman To Federal Judgeship In Georgia Because “They Vote Overwhelmingly DemocRAT”…
  • MOONBAT MANIACS: Hollywood Moonbat: Gays Should Shoot Phil Robertson… Obamabot Singer Beyoncé Posts Photo of Her Blocking Jesus In “Last Supper” Painting…
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: Popularity of ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ Plates In Virginia Suggests Tea Party Still Strong… Sen. Ted Cruz Expresses No Regret Over Role In Government Shutdown; Talks Coloring Book…Dem Rep. Charlie Rangel Calls The Tea Party A “Cult-Type of Group”…
  • OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA: Louisiana Man Goes On Shooting Spree, Kills Self… Teen Cut Off Man’s Head As Christmas ‘Present’ To Aunt… Animal Shelter Worker Charged With Cruelty After Allegedly Dumping Dog In Trash…New Hampshire Will Vote To Legalize Marijuana…NH DemocRAT Mows Down Group of Ducks With His BMW After They Fail To Get Out Of His Way Fast Enough…Libs Wish Death On Barbara Bush After She’s Rushed To Hospital… Colorado 2 Year Old Tests Positive For Pot…Thug Arrested For At Least Seven “Knockout” Assaults On White, Mostly Jewish, Women
  • OBAMA SAID WHAT? Obama Admin Calls Jihadists Who Attacked Russia “Folks Who Want To Cause Mischief”… Obama: “We’re Never Going Back” To A Health Care System That Worked…White House: We Know More About Religious Fidelity Than A Bunch Of Catholic Nuns… 

LIBERAL AGENDA HEADLINES*

  • image027GLOBAL WARMING:  Global Warming Fanatics Trapped In Antarctica Summer Sea Ice Release Statement Saying “Sea Ice Is Disappearing Due To Climate Change”… Global Warming Fanatics Trapped In Antarctic Sea Ice Will Need To Be Evacuated By Helicopter After Ice Breaking Ship Can’t Break Through… Rescue Ship Trying To Save Global Warming Fanatics Stuck In Antarctica May Be Stuck In Ice As Well…HuffPo Fear Mongers: “Climate Change Worse Than We Thought, Likely To Be Catastrophic Rather Than Simply Dangerous”… Winds, Rain Halt Antarctic Ship Rescue…Climate Change Loons Move The Goal Posts: No Significant Global Warming Until 2100…Economist Blames Global Warming For Ice Trapping Climate Change Fanatics In Antarctica…HuffPo: Global Warming To Make Earth “Unlivable” By 2050…Climate Change Scientist Says Global Warming Will Bring Back Dinosaurs, Or Something…The Saga Continues: Helicopter Rescue of Global Warming Fanatics Trapped In Antarctica Called Off After Second Ship Trapped In Ice…Global Warming Fanatics Trapped In Antarctica’s Sea Ice Finally Rescued…Lib Media Bias? 98% of MSM Stories Fail To Mention Ship Trapped By Ice In Antarctica Was On Global Warming Mission…So Cold Exposed Skin Will FREEZE In 15 Minutes…American Taxpayers Have Shelled Out $7.45 Billion Over 3 Years Helping Other Countries Deal With “Climate Change”… Chinese Icebreaker Stuck in the Ice… Global Warming Fanatics Rescued From Second Ship Stuck In Antarctic Sea Ice…
  • MEDIA MENDACITY: NBC News Year’s Eve Mocks Pearl Harbor Survivors As Only Able To Chew SpaghettiOs…
  • PATHETIC POLITICAL PUNDITS: CNN’s Brian Stelter Claims Media “Overreacted” To Boston Marathon Bombings… Paper That Scrubbed ‘Socialist’ Description Of Arapahoe Shooter Calls Phil Robertson ‘Hate-Speech Spewer’… Leftist Race Baiting WaPo Columnist Eugene Robinson’s Prediction For 2014: More Leftist Race Baiting!… NBC News Chief Medical Editor Made Kids Sign Up For ObamaCare As Their “Patriotic Duty”… PMSNBC Mocks Mitt Romney For Having An Adopted Black Grandson…MSNBC Race Baiter Michael Eric Dyson Compares Phil Robertson Having A Biracial Grandson To Cop Who Sodomized Haitian Teen Abner Louima…Race Baiting Bites Lib In The Ass: Far-Left Feminist Icon Ani DiFranco Slammed Over Planned “Righteous Retreat” At Former Slave Plantation…Race Baiting Scumbag Al Sharpton: Republican Have A “Heartless Ideology”… PMSNBC: “Conservatives Hate A Lot Of Women”… MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry To The Romney Family: Hey, Sorry For Making Fun of Your Adopted Black Grandson… Lib Marc Lamont Hill: Romney Family Photo Was “Exploitative” To Begin With Because His Black Grandson Is In It… Lib Blog Admits They Love Obama Because He’s An “Awesome Black Guy”… PMSNBC Race Baiter Joy Reid: Knockout Game Most Overrated Story of 2013 Because Right Wants To “Stoke Issues of Race”… Piers Morgan Says His New Year’s Resolution Is More Anti-Gun Crusading…Keith Olbermann Swipes At PMSNBC After Melissa Harris-Perry Apology…PMSNBC Executive Editor: “ObamaCare Haters” Are The “Biggest Losers of The Year”… NYT’s Raging Narcissist Nicholas Kristof: I’m Removing The Middle Initial From My Name Because It’s A “Bit Of A Barrier To Our Audience”… Top Lib Blog Daily Kos: Conservatives Have “White Male Gun Erection”… Ezra Klein Leaves WaPo After Failing To Get His Way…MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell Suggests It’s Better To Confront A Deranged School Shooter While Unarmed…MSNBC’s Pompous Elitist Chris Hayes Says He’s Tired of “Climate Trolls” And Drudge Pointing Out Global Warming Is A Hoax When It Gets Cold…MSNBC’s Chris Hayes Says Global Warming Fanatics Trapped In Antarctica “Risked Their Lives To Help Save The Planet”… MSNBC: Duck Dynasty “Strategy” Is To Appeal To “Misogynist, Racist, Anti-Gay” Right Wing…
  • LIBERAL BACKLASH: Michael Moore: ‘ObamaCare Is Awful’
  • LIBERAL BASHING: CNN’s Ratings Hit 20-Year Low, Still Beats MSNBC In Total Day Viewers… 
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE:  Al Jazeera Names Al Jazeera As Potential Savior of American Journalism? Egypt Arrest Four Al-Jazeera Reporters For Working With Muslim Brotherhood…Monty Python Star “Too Scared” To Parody Islam Because of “Heavily Armed” Fanatics… UK Jihadist Who Hacked Soldier To Death Says He Was Inspired By American Islamic Cleric Who Advocates Killing Gays, Beating Women… Islamic Leaders In Dagestan, Azerbaijan Call For Boycott Of New Year Celebrations… Final Three Uighur Prisoners Moved From U.S. Military Prison At Guantanamo Bay… Obama Admin Asks Judge To Release Radical Leftist Lawyer Lynne Stewart Who Conspired With Jihadist Cleric…Russian Muslim Convert Behind Deadly Bus Bombing: “Why Should We Follow Those Christian Commandments, When Allah, May He Be Glorified, Urges Us To Fight Those Infidels?”… UK: Two-Thirds of Jailed Jihadists Remain Attached To Their Ideology Despite Rehab Efforts…Judge Grants Obama Admin’s Request To Release Radical Leftist Lawyer Lynne Stewart Who Was Convicted of Aiding WTC Plotter Blind Sheik…Malaysian Muslim Leader Tells Catholic Priest To Convert To Islam If He Wants To Use The Word “Allah”… Syrian Mufti’s Aide Gives Army Permission To Rape Rebels Female Relatives…
  • AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Obama Deported Only 0.2% of 11.7 Million Illegal Immigrants In 2013…
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE: Abortion Clinic Buffer Zones’ Fate In Hands Of High Court… Planned Parenthood Helps Girls Keep Abortions From Parents…Happy New Year Ireland, It’s Now Legal To Kill Unborn Children In Abortions…Pro-Life Banners In Far-Left San Francisco Labelled “Hate Speech”… Obama Admin Tells Supreme Court: Force Catholic Nuns To Obey Abortifacient, Birth Control Mandate… Awesome: 70 New Anti-Abortion Laws Passed In 22 States Last Year, Planned Parenthood Blames The Tea Party…
  • ECOLOGY: Woman Finds Dead Frog In Her Pret A Manger Organic Salad…Warning Issued About Oil Shipped From North Dakota, Montana… EPA Offers Tips For Valentine’s Day: Give Shrubs And Trees Instead of Flowers…
  • FEMINISM: Lib Rag TIME: “Men Are Obsolete”… Feminist Nutbag: Consensual Sex Between A Man And Woman Is “Always Rape” Because “It Is An Act of Violence” Against Women…
  • G-UNCONTROL:  Connecticut Gun Owners Wait In Line to Do Something Many Gun Owners Hope They Never Have To… Country Star Toby Keith Sparks Outrage After Banning Guns From his New Virginia Restaurant… Gov. Nikki Haley Shows Off Her Christmas Present…GOP Rep. Steve Rep Stockman Mocks: “Liberal Tears The Best Gun Lubricant Around”… New York’s Strict New Gun Law Results In Almost 1,200 New Felonies In 2013… New Details Of Colorado High School Shooting Released…Duck Dynasty Teams Up With Mossberg To Launch Its Own Line of Guns In 2014…Magpul Makes Good On Threat To Leave Colorado Over Strict New Gun Control Law…Detroit Police Chief Tells People They Can Reduce Crime By Carrying Concealed Firearms…‘Gun Show Loophole’ Initiative At 345,000 Signatures…Obama Administration Proposes New Executive Actions On Gun Background Checks…New Study Based On Crime Statistics Demolishes Nearly Every Pro-Gun Control Claim, Restrictions Lead To An Increase In Gun Crimes…Study Names Virginia ‘Worst State To Be A Burglar’
  • SCALPING THE REDSKINS:  WaPo Lib Jonathan Capehart: Redskins Name An “Abomination,” Admits He “Knows Nothing About Football”… Marion Barry Blames Redskins Horrible Season On Team’s Name…Poll: Only 18% Think Redskins Should Change Their Name, 71% Favor Keeping It…
  • MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: California: Transgender Kindergarten Students Now Allowed To Choose Bathroom, Sports Team, That Is “Consistent With Their Gender Identity”… Houston School Bus Drivers Disciplined For Praying After Death of Co-Worker’s 12-Year-Old Daughter…Salon: Term “Bad Neighborhood” Is Racist, “Conjures Up Images of Utterly Abject Brown Bodies”…
  • MORE SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA: Blatant Child Indoctrination: LEGO Introduces New “Lord Business’ Evil Lair” Play Set…
  • LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: Professor Blames “Southern White Radicals” For ObamaCare Train Wreck Rollout…
  • MORE DUMBED DOWN DIVERSITY: University Photoshops Black Student Into Brochure To Push “Diversity”…
  • NANNY STATE ALERT: Gun Control Groups Led By Nanny Bloomberg Have Outspent Gun-Rights Groups On TV By Massive 7 To 1 Margin…Bloomberg Headlining Fundraiser For Schatz (D-HI)
  • ACADEMIA NUTS: University Banishes Use of Term “ObamaCare”…
  • UNION DUES AND DON’TS: Union Leader Tweet: Wishes Disabled Vet Would Have Died, Lost All Limbs…Three Union Thugs Plead Guilty To Extortion After Waging Campaign Of Violence And Terror Against Non-Union Contractors…Boeing Says Union Vote Will Decide Fate Of Jobs
  • LEGAL UPDATES: Catholic Orgs Make Last Ditch Effort To Block ObamaCare Contraception Mandate From Taking Effect Tomorrow… Justice Sotomayor Blocks HHS From Enforcing Contraception Mandate… Archdiocese Rejoices In Preliminary Injunction Win Against ObamaCare Contraception Mandate, Cautions It’s Not Over Yet…BREAKING: California Supreme Court Grants Law License To Illegal Immigrant…

*These Headlines were filched from this week’s Weasel Zippers

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WHISTLEBLOWER HEADLINERS CLOSER TO HOME

  • image032BUNGALS BIG TICKET SCAM: Sunday’s play calling is only half as devious, The Bungals might even win a first-round playoff game for a change. How phony was it, Disingenuous DemocRAT Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown even criticized the blackout rule in a letter to the FCC.while most people wondered why didn’t “Millionaire Mike” Brown just purchase the overpriced unsold tickets and give them away so he could actually give something back to the over-taxed payers, who paid for that stadium and are buying him a new scoreboard, so he could make millions and millions of dollars.

         Friday’s Whistleblower Web Poll pretty much told the whole story.

This week, here’s who the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said the Bungals should’ve gotten to buy all those unsold tickets so Sunday’s big NFL Playoff game won’t be blacked out:
(A) P&G (Always Number One On Every Suckers List): 2%
(B) Former Bungals Player Chad Johnson (Oh, The Irony): 1%
(C) “Millionaire Mike” Brown (Over-Taxed Payers Have Already Made Him A Billionaire): 3%
(D) The Haile Foundation (They’ve Already Proved They Can Piss Away Millions on that Stupid Streetcar): 94%

  • BOEHNER’S BETRAYAL: Poor John Boehner. He gets blasted every day by The Fishwrap about finding a way to provide Amnesty for Future DemocRAT Voters. Any day now they’re going to report how Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has claimed Boehner’s ready to capitulate one more time. The problem is NOT that John Boehner and too many other House Republicans are planning to “cave” on Amnesty; the problem is that they are ACTIVELY PUSHING Amnesty.
  • FORGETTING THE VETTING: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio RINO Governor Kasich-Taylor had a pretty good week. Not only did Doomed DemocRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Ed Fitzgerald screw up his chances by picking a Black DemocRAT State Senator Eric Kearney as his running mate, but our Not-Yet-Officially-Announced Clermont County TEA Party Primary Challenger Ted Stevenot tried to top that by picking a Black Woman Republican LIKE Brenda Mack as a running mate, who not only owed a lot of State Taxes, but she also wrote bad checks. Now everybody’s waiting to see who Fitzgerald’s Unendorsed DemocRAT Primary Challenger (Hamilton County Odd Todd Opportune). Those 2014 DemocRATand Republican Party primaries will take place on May 6. That’s only 121 more days.

Other local loser D-RATS running for state-wide office include David A. Pepper, hoping to go against GOP Attorney General Mike DeWhine, and Connie “The Pillager,” dreaming the impossible dream about replacing Republican Josh Mandel in the Ohio Treasurer’s Office. Good luck with that!

And now that Ted Stevenot is announcing for Governor on January 7, all eyes are turned to which elected officials will tow the TEA Party line and endorse him, like Stevenot’s own State Rep-tile John “look at me” Becker. Becker is expected to do the right thing and endorse Stevenot or else. Intrepid Whistleblower snitch Armstrong Rehmus say that Becker will endorse Stevenot “if he knows what is good for him.” Tommy Z from the state TEA Party says that all the contributors they sent Becker’s way for one reason, so he knew who was buttering his bread and he better step up on January 7, and make the endorsement or risk a primary challenge.  Becker bragged on various social media outlets about how much money rolled in thereby admitting he was bought and paid for by the money bomb. All eyes are on John Becker.  Do you, Whistleblower reader, think he will do the right thing (whatever the hell that is)?

And guess who wants to be a $121,350-a-year Hamilton County Probate Court Judge? Let-wing Lobbyist Charlie Luken. Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel says there should be no difficulty digging up dirt on him. Persons of Consequence have been reading about his exploits in The Blower for the past 23 years.

  • LEGACY OF DECEIT: And did you see where Cincinnati’s Former Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory sneaked through a couple of retro-active raises for cronies before leaving office. Nobody was surprised, especially since our Girl Mayor lied about streetcar costs.
  • image034PACKING HEAT: In Detroit, Former 14-Star Cincinnati Police Chief James Craig says if you want to stop crime, more law-abiding people should start carrying guns. Maybe we ought to bring him back. The hell with the test!
  • YOUR OVER-TAXED DOLLARS AT WORK: Streetcar Supporters can hardly wait until next week, when we should see Water main installation will resume on Walnut Street south of Central Parkway; Traffic control conduit installation will resume on Elm Street between 14th and 15th streets; New sewer installation will resume on Race Street between Liberty and Elder streets; Stormwater detention work will start at the Maintenance & Operations Facility site, near Henry and Race streets; Exploratory digging for utilities will continue on Walnut near 6th Street. Work will start one block south, on Walnut near 5th Street; Rail installation and concrete work for the track will continue on Elm north of Findlay Street. Traffic will be limited to one lane; Restoration of Elm between Elder and Findlay streets will be completed so it can be opened back up to traffic; Duke Energy’s underground electrical work will resume on 12th Street near Walnut Street; Duke’s underground gas work will resume on Main Street near 6th Street. Cincinnati Bell’s work will take place on Race Street between Findlay Market and Liberty Street. No wonder it’s costing all that money.
  • REPORTER’S REVENGE: Does Business Crapper Reporter J. Barrett Brunsman have a Finney Fetish or what?! He’s supposed to be covering Procter & Gamble and health care, but every time you turn around he’s blasting the bejesus out of Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney, just because COAST’s Outcast Attorney helped lose Wonder Boy his over-paid job as “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s media flack by working all those years to get rid of Southwest Ohio’s Most Embarrassing Elected Official in History (including Jerry Springer).

Just check out Brunsman’s journalistic jihad: Chris Finney, the high-profile lawyer who tried to derail the Cincinnati streetcar project, has officially departed from the Hyde Park-based law firm that bore his name after what appears to be a falling out with business partners over his political activism. [READ MORE HERE]

  • HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY BOSS ALEX T., MALL COP GOP has found something new to Twitter about to his Facebook Friends. But does “Old Blueface” really think he can bring the 2016 Republican Political Convention to Cincinnati?
  • $TATE REP-TILE-FOR-$ALE PETER $TAUTBERG says no matter how many people are talking about running against him in a May 6 Republican Primary, he’ll still do whatever Larcenous Lobbyist Chippy Gerhardt tells him to do.
  • DISGRACED-AND-DEFEATED ANDERSON TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE KEVIN O’BRIEN is so far keeping his resolution not to let The Blower find out where he’s working.
  • SPOILED SPORTS: After watching UC get the Belk kicked out of them at that bowl game last week, Bellwether Blogger Bill Sloat says UNC was full of academic cheating to benefit its football team.  Sounds like UC got hosed.  The Tar Heels are in a scandal that seems to be growing.  It was the most underreported story in Cincinnati last week? [READ MORE HERE]

WHISTLEBLOWER HEADLINES FROM THE SOUTH SHORE

  • image035BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says “Bill Nye the Science Guy” will argue the case against creation and for evolution as he faces the founder and president of the Creation Museum, Ken Ham, on February 4, 2014, in the museum’s 900-seat Legacy Hall. The museum, which has drawn two million guests in six years (including 20,000 visitors at its recent Christmas Town programs), is located in Petersburg, Kentucky (near the Cincinnati Airport). Tickets are $25. Just think—if you want to show your support for Nye and science, you’ll be giving the Creation Museum $25. Does Bill Nye have “Sucker” tattooed on his forehead?
  • KENTUCKY SENATOR RAND PAUL says he’s suing the Obama administration over the National Security Agency’s spying practices in an effort to “protect the Fourth Amendment.” Paul said he began collecting signatures about six months ago, and says it’s “kind of an unusual class-action suit” because everyone in America who has a cell phone is eligible to join in the legal action. How handy do you think all of that would be when Paul announces he’s running for President in 2016?
  • YOU CAN’T SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU DON’T GOT ‘EM: When Northern Kentucky University became a tobacco-free campus on January 1 and NKU students and faculty were prohibited from using tobacco products anywhere on campus and in vehicles, do you think that included marijuana?
  • NoKY DEMOCRAT DOMINATRIX KATHY GROOB claims she’s has enlisted in the cause to run ads and raise money for Alison Wondergams Grimes in Kentucky in 2014. The Blower has yet to see a press release.
  • KENTUCKY FOURH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT: If NoKy Chamber Guy Steve Stevens plans to run against Thomas Massie in the May 20 Republican Primary, he’d better do something soon. That means he only has another 135 days.
  • THAT CABAL OF NoKY ATTORNEYS STILL OUT TO DESTROY ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS INCLUDING LOVELY LISA WELLS (THE ATTORNEY WHO REPLACED “CRAZY ERIC” ON WLW HATE RADIO) is wondering if the New Year’s Resolution at the Kentucky Bar Association was never to reinstate “Crazy Eric.”
  • FINALLY: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders tastefully tacky e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now.  This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court is full of the ugly mugs that Kenton County residents love to see being carted to the clink by the Robster and his band of pitbull prosecutors!  It looks as though 2014 is starting off the same way 2013 ended… more bad guys getting locked up!

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More Political Insight This Week

  • image039FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Down at The Fishwrap, Metro Mole says every day Politics Extra sends list of promos for stories currently appearing in their online edition. Some of those stories have actually previously not appeared in The Blower days before.  
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1643, the first legal divorce was recorded in the American colonies, when Anne Clarke of the Massachusetts Bay Colony was granted a divorce from her absent and adulterous husband, and just think, the wife didn’t even see a picture of her husband on some floozy’s Facebook page.
  • THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Robin Williams’ “Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
  • GOING GALT: The phrase “Going Galt” doesn’t simply mean getting angry. “Going Galt” means recognizing that you’re being punished not for your vices but for your virtues.
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” # 360 is to ask a Liberal what’s the difference between DemocRATS in Congress and a group of drunken sailors. Answer: About a trillion dollars. 
  • image040NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, found in “Erotic Birthday Geetings,” available at better sticky pages bookstores everywhere.     

Birthday Greetings From a Grouch
I hear you’re having a birthday,
But I know not which one.
I do know that, however,
You’re too old to have any fun.

Tho once your hopes were high,
You’re now forced to aim them lower.
All you can do is sit on your ass,
And write that damned Whistleblower.

  • IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “JOB SECURITY,” we learned that The Bungals has home-field advantage for the “Wild Card” game in the NFL Playoffs. That op-ed column first appeared in the legendary Mt. Washington Press on December 23, 1981. [READ MORE HERE]
  • image041THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were definitely not asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about his Surprise Birthday Party on Tuesday, because he’s not supposed to know about.
  • AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

image043MONDAY will be our Annual Significant Birthdays E-dition, and we’ll be interviewing all those celebrities who’ve already RSVPed to attend our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Surprise Birthday Party, while we’re continuing our countdown of the 1,111 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term unless he’s impeached.

TUESDAY is the date of the big party, Real Subscribers will most likely be including their best wishes in their Real E-Mails.

WEDNESDAY, we’ll be checking to see if our Hamilton County Property Taxes have finally arrived.

THURSDAY we’ll be checking to see if Family Friend Fascist Chris Finney’s former law partners ever got his name off both buildings like they were supposed to do on January 1.

THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S LIMERICK IS: “So what should Conservatives do now?”

AND SATURDAY we’ll be checking to see if anybody besides The Blower is counting down to Boehner’s next cave in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS.

The Libtard Show by Dixon Diaz

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