Sunday, December 15, 2013
The Whistleblower Week in Review
- OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK WAS when President Selfie acted like fool and was a disgrace at that memorial service for Mandela.
The NY Post says, “Maybe he went into sugar shock over a Danish pastry.
“The president of the United States, leader of the free world, standard-bearer for everything upright, good and wholesome about the nation he leads, lost his morality, his dignity and his mind, using the solemn occasion of Nelson Mandela’s memorial service Tuesday to act like a hormone-ravaged frat boy on a road trip to a strip bar.
“In front of 91 world leaders, the mourning nation of South Africa and Obama’s clearly furious wife, Michelle, the president flirted, giggled, whispered like a recalcitrant child and made a damn fool of himself at first sight of Denmark’s voluptuously curvy and married prime minister, Helle Thorning-Schmidt.”
- OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was when TEA Party Patriots reacted to Boehner’s Betrayal be sending a e-mail to supporters, referring to the Ohio Republican as a “ruling class politician” who only pretends to be a conservative while remaining a “tax-and-spend liberal.” The group, which supported efforts to defund ObamaCare, accused Boehner of passing a “back-room budget deal which increases discretionary spending, does nothing to reform entitlements, and fully funds ObamaCare.” The organization called the deal “an out and out betrayal of the American people.”
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was when George W. Bush sent a letter of support to Alabama kicker who’d received death threats after missing three field goals in his team’s loss to Auburn. It began, “Dear Cade (#43), Life has its setbacks. I know! However, you will be a stronger human with time. I wish you all the best.” It was signed,“Sincerely — another 43 referring to Bush being the 43rd President of the United States.
- MONDAY in our Annual “2013 “Multi-cultural Holidays” E-dition, The Blower said, “Wal-Mart complains X-ma$ isn’t commercial enough!”
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- TUESDAY in our Special “World in Mourning” E-dition, and The Blower said, “ We Were Witnessing the Santa Clausification of Nelson Mandela” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Please don’t ask how much it’s costing U.S. over-taxed payers for Obama to travel to South Africa for his Mandela Photo Op today. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard
Mandela was partially responsible for Obama’s own political awakening. —Obama Nominees
Our Pathetic Pundits are exploiting Mandela’s death to praise Obama and suggesting releasing criminals from U.S. Prisons to honor Mandela. —Obama Cheerleaders at PMSNBC
And of course we’ll be ignoring Mandela’s Communist Party ties and dictator friends. —Other TV Networks
Obama fights tougher opposition from the GOP than Mandela ever did against Apartheid. —Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton
Please don’t mention that time I discussed putting Mandela on our Terror List. —Colin Powell
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WEDNESDAY in our Special “Junket to J-Burg” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama Was Like a Teenager on a High School Senior Trip!”
According to the Daily Caller, Obama’s 10-minute speech at Nelson Mandela’s memorial will cost U.S. Over-Taxed Payers at least $500,000 per minute. That’s not counting any cakes and coffee he and his inner circle consume aboard Air Force One during the 18,000-mile round trip to Johannesburg, via Dakar, in Senegal. The 28-hour two-way flight will cost $5 million because the four-engine Boeing 747 costs roughly $180,000 an hour to operate, according to a May 2012 report by the Congressional Research Service. Obama used his speech to attack Republicans and compared the former terrorist to Gandhi, Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln. The Blower says in spite of the fact Obama claimed Mandela had been his “inspiration,” our Prevaricating President mentioned him only two times In both of his books, while mentioning Apartheid only once. Obama even got a chance to bow to Cuban Dictator Raul Castro, so the trip wasn’t entirely wasted, since Classless Obama got to take a “selfie” at the Mandela funeral with David Cameron and Denmark’s Prime Minister. Oh, the Narcissism!
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “What a Difference a Year Makes!”
Think of how much things have changed since last year since on December 12. It was our Special “Cliff Jumping E-dition and The Blower was asking “If all your Congressmen jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff too?” Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus was reporting Obama was predicting GOP House Speaker John Boehner would be the one to cave on the Taxmageddon/ Fiscal Cliff Crisis. Wouldn’t that cost Boehner his Speaker’s job? Ironically, 16-Dysfunctional DemocRAT Senators who voted for ObamaCare were also disparaging their own “Job-Killing” ObamaCare Tax. And Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen then said 73% think Obama’s Health Care Law was likely to cost more than projected. That means all those for Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama voters would be just as screwed as the rest of us.
Of course “the majority” supported Obama’s “Fiscal Cliff” because they want the people, who work and support them, to pay their bills. Everyone should pay at some taxes so they feel what it’s like to support the out-of-control spending for tree frog studies, Appalachian “still” management, and work study programs in Outer Mongolia.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
It’s RINO Speaker of the House John Boehner, who’s attracting primary opponents these days like flies on cow pies, for betraying Conservatives on granting Amnesty to future DemocRAT Voters and supporting that so-called bipartisan budget plan which Newt Gingrich called a “Bad Deal” and “Dishonest,” because “the budget deal has tax increases that can’t be called tax increases or no Republican could vote for them, so they are simply described in misleading language. Also because no Republican can vote for spending increases, there had to be offsetting out-year cuts. Of course, the immediate spending increases will be real and the out-year cuts will never happen.”
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in practicing Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto, is pleased to audition a guy who will no doubt have more free time for after he loses his Speakership, to be today’s guest editor and choose three items plus a quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
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- SATURDAY in our Official “D. C. Debacle” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Just More Politics As Usual Because We Now Have A Government Voters Truly Deserve!”
Last year at this time, RINO House Speaker John Boehner had not yet caved in on “Taxmageddon.” This year, he’s already caved in on and gift wrapped a Dishonest Budget Deal for Obama and his Disingenuous DemocRATS.
The reason Boehner had to start a fight with outside groups and the TEA Party was so Kneepad Liberals in the Press wouldn’t be forced to cover a policy debate on how bad his Budget Deal Surrender really was. When Nutty Nancy Pelosi said DemocRATS had to “Embrace the Suck,” that should’ve been a really good clue.
Today our Dimwit DemocRAT House Minority is back to accusing Republicans of “Lack of Concern” for the fake black holiday called Kwanzaa in only twelve more days and DemocRATS immediately mocked Boehner and e-mailed Obama Followers begging for another $17 donation to elect a Speaker of the House who wouldn’t take orders from Conservative Special Interests.
But let’s face it, folks! U.S. Debt has gone up $3 trillion in less than three years under Boehner’s so-called “Leadership.” That’s more than under all the previous presidents from Washington thru Reagan. Does that sound like Boehner has ever been taking orders from Conservatives?
And what do Conservatives think about it? Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception is now calling Boehner the “Weasel of the House.”
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THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL
The Whistleblower’s 64th Annual Seediest Kids of All Campaign (not associated with the Failed United Way) is now underway.
We’re featuring some truly inspirational stories about the waifs and urchins we claim to have helped in Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky, just so you’ll believe we actually give a big rat’s ass.
Why don’t we have a more traditional holiday guilt campaign like the rest of the news media? No charity made our publisher its president in exchange for free publicity and our endorsement, we don’t have a fat weatherman turned radio talk-show host who was never actually convicted of beating up his girlfriend, and all the really good dead celebrities other than Harriet Beecher Stowe, “Clean Gene” Ruehlmann, and “BeanBall Jim” Bunning have already been taken.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today.
OBAMACARE CRISIS HEADLINES
OBAMACARE UPDATES: Obama Hires John Podesta To Counsel Him On Executive Actions…- OBAMACARE PREDICTIONS: The Medicaid Timebomb In ObamaCare…
- CROOKS IN CONGRESS: Feel Good Story of The Day: Alan Grayson Bilked Out of $18 Million In Fraud Scheme… Harry Reid Personally Pressured DHS On Behalf of Son’s Casino Project After Shady Asian Investors Denied Entry Visas…
- OBAMACARE RIDICULED: Board Members of Oregon’s Disastrous ObamaCare Exchange Sleep During Meeting… Congressional Staffers Warned Not To Trust Info From ObamaCare Website…
- SILLY SEBELIUS: Tells Americans To Ignore Obama’s Advice About Applying For ObamaCare Using Paper Applications… Sebelius: Millions Who Received Health Plan Cancellation Notices Are Now “Thrilled” With ObamaCare..Sebelius: ObamaCare Enrollment Hub “Has Worked Beautifully From Start To Finish”…HHS: We Have To “Hand-Match” More Than 30,000 ObamaCare Applications By End of Year Because of Faulty Data…Sebelius: “I Don’t Know” How Many Regulations ObamaCare Has Created…Sebelius Concedes White House’s Enrollment Numbers Are Misleading, Admits You’re Not Officially Enrolled Until You Make A Payment…Report: HHS Told Contractors Not To Cooperate With Congressional Investigators Looking Into ObamaCare…Sebelius: “Correct” That ObamaCare Signups Are 3 Million Short Of 2013 Goal… HHS Considering Extending ObamaCare Dec. 23 Enrollment Deadline Because of Faulty Website…HHS Awards Another $58 Million To Hire More ObamaCare Navigators… Sebelius “Urging” Insurers To Cover People Who Haven’t Paid…HHS Asks Insurance Companies To Ignore 3 Major ObamaCare Rules…Sebelius Defends Obama’s “Keep Your Plan” Promise, Says It Wasn’t A Lie…
- OBAMACARE ADVERTISING: New ObamaCare Ads Feature People Getting Drunk, Trying To Get Laid… Connecticut’s ObamaCare Exchange Spends More Than $75K In Taxpayer Funds On Three Murals… White House Recruits “Sexiest Man Alive” To Sell ObamaCare…California’s ObamaCare Exchange Releases Video Featuring A Rapping Barack Obama Impersonator To Try And Get People To Enroll… Ho Ho Ho Insurance – GotInsurance Ad Features Santa Clause…
- OBAMACARE FAILURES: Maryland Official Who Ran Problematic State Exchange Resigns…Number of People Who Have Successfully Enrolled For ObamaCare Through Massachusetts’ Exchange: Zero… 574 People Have Signed Up For ObamaCare in Hawaii…Only Costs Taxpayers $348,000 Apiece…Survey: Nearly One-Third of Uninsured Americans Clueless About ObamaCare, Glitch-Filled Insurance Exchanges… Oregon Spends $300 Million To Sign Up Just 44 People For ObamaCare, Costs Taxpayers $6.8 Million Per Enrollee…Out of The 365K HHS Says Chose A Plan Through ObamaCare, As Few As 18K Are Fully Enrolled After Paying First Month’s Premium…Only 7,000 Illinoisans Sign Up For ObamaCare In First Two Months… Massachusetts May Cancel Payments To CGI Federal For Building Their Exchange Site…
- OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS: ObamaCare Could Force Thousands Of Volunteer Fire Departments To Close…Kentucky Doctor Closes Practice Due To ObamaCare… Utah Man With Critically Ill Son Gives Up On ObamaCare After Making More Than 50 Attempts At Enrolling… Cancer Survivor Still Can’t Sign Up For ObamaCare After Two Months of Trying…
- OBAMACARE SCREW-UPS: Covered CA Gave Insurance Agents The Contact Info For Thousands Of People Who Didn’t Authorize It…Multiple ObamaCare Exchanges Vulnerable To Wifi Attacks… Obama Admin Yanks Paper Applications From ObamaCare Website…Connecticut’s ObamaCare Exchange, Praised By Obama As A “Success Story” Gave Wrong Info For Every Single Individual Plan Offered On Its Website…Maryland ObamaCare Exchange Chief Was On Caribbean Vacation When Site Imploded, Could Not Be Reached By Phone Or Email…WA State Exchange Erroneously Deducting Money From People’s Bank Accounts…50,000-60,000 Paper ObamaCare Applications In Limbo Because HHS Computer Systems Still Not Working Correctly…
- COUNTING OBAMA’S LIES: Ezekial Emanuel Spins Obama”You Can Keep Your Doctor Promise”: “President Never Said You Would Have Unlimited Choice”…Pulitzer Prize Winner Seymour Hersh: Obama Lied About Chem Attacks To Justify Strike On Syria…Another ObamaCare Lie: Protecting Those With Pre-Existing Conditions… No, You May Not Be Able To Keep Your Drugs Either Under ObamaCare… Obama Regime Officials Now Admit Iran Will Get $20 Billion From Sanctions Relief, Not $7 Billion As Previously Claimed…
- GOP STRATERGY: Will the House Ever Take Obama To Court?…GOP Seeks To Block ObamaCare Officials From Getting Pay Raises, Bonuses…
- OBAMA IN HIS OWN WORDS: “I Can Envision A World In Which Congress Passed Every One of My Bills That I Put Forward”
MORE OBAMANATIONS HEADLINES
- OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: Panetta Revealed Classified Info to Zero Dark Thirty Filmmaker… Health Official Who Authenticated Obama Birth Certificate Dies In Plane Crash…Documents Show State Department Told Security Contractor To Ignore Inquiries On Benghazi Attack…
- OBAMA’S ORGANIZING FOR ACTION PAC: Obamabots Flood Facebook With Pro-ObamaCare Spam…OFA: Add ObamaCare To Your “Christmas Shopping List”… OFA: ObamaCare Is Like “Winning The Lottery”… OFA Resurrects “Team ObamaCare”… OFA Chief: We Are “Growing This Awesome Movement One New Organizer At A Time”…
- OBAMA’S NARCISIM: Barack Obama Marks Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day With A Picture Of . . . Barack Obama… Obama Tribute To Mandela Is Video Of Obama…President Selfie Strikes Again..Mandela Who?… Barack Obama Marks Newtown Anniversary With A Picture Of . . . Barack Obama…
- OBAMA’S ADVISORS: ObamaCare Architect Ezekiel Emanuel Blames Botched Rollout On “Exhaustion”…Obama’s Left-Wing Domestic Terrorist Pal Bill Ayers Accuses Him of Acting Like An “Imperial Leader”…Former Obama Auto Czar: Progressive Dems “Scare Me”… Axelrod: Obama “Has Been Honest” About ObamaCare…
- NUCLEAR OPTION FALLOUT: Senate Democrats Hold Midnight Vote To Confirm Radical Left-Wing Judge Using New Anti-Filibuster Rules…
OBAMANOMICS 101: U.S Government Loses $10.5 Billion In Sale Of Remaining General Motors Stock…Obama Cheers U.S. Taxpayers Losing More Than $10 Billion On GM… After Costing American Taxpayers $10.5 Billion, GM Announces First Female CEO… Merry Christmas! Unemployment For Millions To End 3 Days After Christmas…Ford To Create 11,000 Jobs — Almost All Of Them In Asia… - OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: Obama Iran’s Foreign Minister Alludes To Deceiving Obama And The 5+1 World Powers…Iran Continues To Make A Mockery of Obama’s Nuke Deal, Vows To Press Ahead With New Uranium Enrichment Technology…Afghanistan Agrees To Pact With Iran, While Resisting Agreement With U.S…Kerry Blames Bush For Obama’s Crappy Nuke Deal With Iran, WaPo Fact Checker Gives Claim “Three Pinocchios”… Obama Warmly Embraces Brazil’s Socialist President After She Bashes US…Video: Iran Nuclear Hearings — John Kerry Seems Bored And Disinterested…Lurch Slams New Congressional Sanctions On His Iranian Buddies As “Gratuitous”…U.S. Taxpayer-Funded Ads On Pakistani TV Featuring Obama And Clinton Apologizing For Mohammed YouTube Video Didn’t Stop Them From Hating America…Kerry: We Didn’t Ask About Captive Americans, “We Didn’t Want Them To Become Hostages To The Process”…Kerry: Allowing Iran To Have Nukes Keeps America Safer… Obama Admin Forced To Halt Weapons Shipments To Syrian Rebels After Islamists Seize Free Syrian Army Bases…Kerry On America’s Iran Policy: “My Prayer Is No American Soldier Will Be Killed” For What We Have Done…State Dept: All Options On Table, Including Sanctions, Regarding Ukraine… Iran Turns Former U.S. Embassy Into Anti-American Museum…Iran “Halts” Nuke Negotiations With U.S. Over Sanctions…Obama Regime Intentionally Refrained From Sanctioning Iran After Election Of Rouhani…
- ALIENATING OUR ALLIES: Obama Hits Netanyahu’s Stance On Iran As “Not Realistic”…Obama On Throwing Israel Under The Bus: Yeah, Just Different “Tactical Perspectives”…Netanyahu Says Nuke Negotiators Must Demand Iran Change “Genocidal Policy”… U.N. Declares 2014 Year of “Solidarity With The Palestinian People”… Iran’s State-Run Media Praises Mandela As An “Enemy” of Israel, Standing Against The “Apartheid Regime of The Zionists”…Palestinian Authority Blames Israel For Spike In “Honor” Killings…E.U. Considers Placing Economic Sanctions On Israel…Hamas Accuses The Jooooos of Trying To Use Earthquakes To Destroy Al-Aqsa Mosque…
- NATIONAL SECURITY: Report: Spike In U.S. Battlefield Deaths In Afghanistan Tied To Insanely Strict Rules of Engagement… Obama Admin Says It’s OK With Iran Conducting A Ballistic Missile Test… Top Obama Afghan Officials Asked How Many Americans Have Been Killed This Year In Afghanistan . . . Not A Single One Can Answer The Question…Cold War Redux: Russian Official Threatens to Nuke U.S….
- MILITARY MADNESS: 90 Year Old Vet, Pearl Harbor Hero, Booted Off Flight Enroute To Pearl Harbor Ceremony, To Make Way For More Fuel… Obama Regime Fighting Congressional Oversight Over Arms Exports..
- OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE SPOKES DWEEB JAY CARDBOARD: Uses Racist Term To Describe Obama’s Health Care Law… Press Erupts In Protest During White House Press Briefing Over Lack of Media Access…
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jay Leno’s, “In defending the budget deal, Congressman Paul Ryan quoted the Rolling Stones and said, ‘You can’t always get what you want.’ When it comes to Congress, here’s a better Stones quote: ‘Can’t get no satisfaction.’ How about that?”
- SENILE IN THE SENATE: McRINO Praises “My Friend” Joe Biden As “Articulate” And “Honest”…Senators Introduce Bill To Clamp Down On Expensive Self Portraits
- THE LATEST POLLS: USA Today Poll: Plurality of Americans Oppose Obama’s Nuke Deal With Iran… New McClatchy Poll Finds Obama’s Disapproval Rating At All-Time High, 53%…Ouch: Quinnipiac Poll Finds Obama’s Approval Rating Hitting New Low, 38%, Implodes Among Independents To Only 30%…Poll: Number of Americans Who Think Obama Is Not “Honest And Trustworthy” Hits Record High, 52%…Poll: Number of Americans Who Say Obama Has “Strong Leadership Qualities” Hits All-Time Low… Poll: Number of Americans Who Say Obama “Cares About Their Needs And Problems” Hits Record Low…NBC/WSJ Poll Finds Obama’s Disapproval Rating At All-Time High, 54%…Poll: Number of Americans Who Think ObamaCare Is “Working Well” A Microscopic 4%…AP Poll: 56% Say The Word “Honest” Does Not Describe Obama Well…Poll: 75% of Americans Think Christmas Should Be Celebrated In Public Schools…NBC Poll Finds Only 37% Think Obama Is “Honest And Straightforward”…Poll: Biden Gaining On Pant Suits Among Dem Voters, 44% Would Now Consider Supporting Him If He Ran In 2016…Bloomberg Poll: Two-Thirds Say American Dream Is Over… Americans Prefer Old Healthcare Law Over ObamaCare By 55% To 34% Margin…Poll: 67% Say Christmas Should Be More About Jesus Than Santa Claus…Gallup Poll: Only 3% of Americans Consider Immigration Country’s “Most Important” Problem…
- MOOCH: Gets Her Third Press Secretary In Five Years…Allen West: “Maybe We Need Michelle ‘Death Stare’ Obama To Negotiate With Iran”…
- SPIES LIKE US: IRS Using Google Maps To Spy On Taxpayers…FBI’s Search For Bomb Threat Suspect Highlights Intrusive Surveillance Ability, Including Secret Activation Of Laptop Cameras…
MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA HEADLINES
HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: Thrifty Obamas Make Do With Only 24 Christmas Trees… Obama, the Forrest Gump of American Politics… White House Hits Republicans For Criticizing Obama’s Handshake With Castro, Taking Selfie During Memorial… Obama Admits Wrongdoing….For Flirt With Denmark PM…Left-Leaning PolitiFact Names Obama’s “If You Like Your Health Care Plan, You Can Keep It” The 2013 “Lie of The Year”… NY Sun Reaffirms: Yes, Ms. Nasrallah, There IS A Santa Claus… - MANDELA MANIA: Sharpton: Obama Fights Tougher Opposition From GOP Than Mandela Did Against Apartheid…Clinton: Mandela Helped Me Forgive GOP For My Impeachment…Sheriff Defies Obama’s Order To Lower The Flag To Half-Staff In Honor Of Mandela…Jesse Jackson: “Apartheid Remains” In America…Sharpton Praises “Communist Nations Who Embraced” Mandela…Iranian Newspaper Warns Mandela Funeral Could Be A “Trap” To Bring Rouhani Face To Face With Leader of The “Great Satan”…ABC News Political Analyst Asks If American “Apartheid” Should Be Resolved Through “Clenched Fist of Force”…Old And Busted: Obama Blows Off Margaret Thatcher Funeral. New And Hot: Obama, Mooch, Holder, Rice, Jarrett Attending Mandela Funeral…Jimmy Carter: Mandela Belongs Next To MLK, Gandhi And Mother Teresa…Obama Bows To Cuba’s Raul Castro… Obama Compares Mandela To Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr. And Abraham Lincoln…Obama’s Speech At Mandela Memorial Costs U.S. Taxpayers $500,000 Per Minute… Fun Fact: Despite Claiming Mandela Was His “Inspiration,” Obama Mentioned Him Only Two Times In Both of His Books, Apartheid Only Once…Flashback: Nelson Mandela Was A Racist Who Didn’t Want Poor Black People To Vote…Pic of The Day: Obama Takes A Selfie At Mandela Memorial…WH Press Pool Report From Mandela Memorial: “Shrieking Teenage Girls Are Shouting ‘Obama’”…Pic From Mandela Memorial: Mooch Shoots Daggers Out Of Her Eyes As Obama Flirts With Danish PM…Über-Classy: Obama Uses Mandela Speech To Attack Republicans…Crowd Fail: Abbas, Mugabe Cheered, Bush Reportedly Booed At Mandela Memorial…White House Furiously Tries To Downplay Obama’s Handshake With Raul Castro…Obama Shakes Blood-Stained Hand of Mass Murderer Robert Mugabe -Update: NBC Flushes Down The Memory Hole…23 Members Of Congress Also Went To Mandela Memorial At Taxpayer Expense… Jimmy Carter Applauds Obama’s Handshake With Castro…Sign Language Interpreter At Mandela Memorial A Fake…Mandela Sign Language Interpreter: “I Was Hallucinating”…Handshake No Accident: Obama Regime And Cuba Have Been Conducting Secret Talks For Past Six Months…Jesse Jackson Compares Mandela To Jesus… Sign Language Interpreter Faced Murder Charge, Other Criminal Charges…
- DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: Filthy Filner Sentenced To Three Months House Arrest, Three Years Probation Over Sex Abuse Charges… Fifth ObamaCare Navigator Fired After Being Caught On Tape Advising Applicants To Lie… Fonda Foundation Not As Charitable As They Want Others To Be…
- FOCUS GROUPS: Terms Used To Describe Obama In PMSNBC Focus Group Run By Dem Pollster: “Disappointment,” “Inexperienced,” “Powerless,” “Timid”…
- DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES: Democrats Planning To Cut $8 Billion From Food Stamp Program…Parents of St. Skittles Looking To Cash In With A Book Deal…
- INCOME INEQUALITY:Top 40% of U.S. Households Paid 106.2% of Income Taxes, Bottom 40% Paid -9.1%…
- POLITICS AS USUAL: Report: GOP Ahead/Tied In 8 Key Battleground States… DNC Calls Rush Limbaugh “Sickeningly Misogynistic,” Demands GOP Leaders Boycott Rush, Daily Caller… Pelosi: GOP Failure To Extend Unemployment Benefits “Immoral”…
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Rep. County Censors Gov Employee Who Dares Criticize ObamaCare…Lib Rag Slate: Portraying Santa As A White Man Is Racist, Should Be Depicted As A Penguin… Black Supremacist Who Called For “Ethnic Cleansing” of Whites Finally Out At DHS…Black Federal Judges “Conditioned” By Racial “Solidarity” To Go Easy On Fellow Blacks…
- POLICE STATE: County Censors Gov Employee Who Dares Criticize ObamaCare…
- TSA TORTURE: TSA Agent Confiscates Toy Gun From Sock Monkey “Rooster Monkburn”…
- GAY NEWS UPDATE: Jihadists Threaten To Attack Elton John Concert “If The Sodomite Dares To Appear On The Territory of The Emirate”…Brooklyn Lesbian Capital Of The Northeast?
- DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Former Dem Gov. Ed Rendell: ObamaCare Is Like “Manna From Heaven”…Dem Rep. Ann Kuster Asked By Continutent At Town Hall About Benghazi, Refuses To Answer Question, “We’re Here To Talk About The Middle East”…Steny Hoyer: “I Don’t Think There Are Any Extremists” In The Democratic Party…DNC Chief Wasserman Schultz Says She’s Too “Busy” To Sign Up For ObamaCare…Dem Rep. Karen Bass Says Fight Against Apartheid In South Africa Similar To “Struggle” For ObamaCare… Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Pig Virus) Calls Republicans “Wild Propagandists” For Highlighting Millions of Americans Losing Their Health Plans Under ObamaCare…Dem Rep. John Garamendi: Republicans “Will Run Away” From ObamaCare In 2014 Because It’s Going To Be A Success…Dem Rep. John Lewis: “The Power of Nelson Mandela” Brought Barack Obama Together With Raul Castro…Creepy: Dem Rep. Alan Grayson Invites Supporters To Be “Friends With Benefits”… Nancy Pelosi Tells Democrats To “Embrace The Suck” And Pass Budget Deal…Pelosi On Budget Deal: No Unemployment Insurance Extension Constitutes “Fighting Words”…Dem Rep. Elijah Cummings Likens Fight Against ObamaCare’s Opponents To Mandela’s Struggle Against Racist Apartheid System…Dem Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee Calls For Giving Unemployment Benefits To “Working Men And Women”… Democrats Urged To Run On “Popular” ObamaCare…Dem Rep. Elijah Cummings: Congressional Black Caucus Lectured Ted Cruz On How Great ObamaCare Is During Trip To South Africa…Pelosi: Tea Party Doesn’t “Believe In Science And They Don’t Believe In The Presidency of Barack Obama”…Dem Rep. Gwen Moore “Disappointed” Ted Cruz’s “Ideological Stance” Prevented Him From Agreeing Politically With The Congressional Black Caucus During Trip To South Africa…
- JOE BIDEN JUST BEING HIMSELF: Mandela The “Most Impressive Man Or Woman I’ve Ever Met In My Life…Biden Says Super Bowl “Maybe Not” In New Jersey… Biden Throws His Ancestors Under The Bus In Plea To Pass Amnesty, Says His Great-Great Grandparents Were Illegal Immigrants…Biden On Shopping For Obama: I Buy Him Golf Stuff…“I Kind of Like The Notion of Co-Presidents”…
- MOONBAT MANIACS: Hollywood Moonbat Ben Affleck Says He “Wouldn’t Like” An Actor If He Knew He Was A Republican…Moonbat Pink Floyd Singer Compares Israel To Nazi Germany…Obamabot Singer Katy Perry Says She Banned Her Parents From Watching Her Perform At Obama’s Inauguration Because They’re Republicans…Michael Moore’s Solution To Concussions In The NFL: Make Them Play On Fake Snow…Planned Parenthood Enlists Celebrity Moonbats In Massive Push To Save ObamaCare…Hollywood Moonbat Bette Midler Shrieks About The GOP “Hating The Poor”… TV Actress Who Sent Ricin To Obama Pleads Guilty…Hollywood Moonbat Ben Affleck: Hillary Clinton “Excites Me”… Harvard Elitist Moonbats-In-Training Vote To Ban Bottled Water From Campus… Dumb: Celebrity Moonbats Tweet Their Support For ObamaCare – Dumber: Using Canned Messages…
- TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: Dem Pollster Shocked To Find No Racism In Tea Partiers, Determines They Must Be Hiding It…Ted Cruz Walks Out On Raul Castro Speech During Memorial Service For Mandela… Boehner Attacks: Tea Party Groups Have “Lost All Credibility”…
- OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA: “I Trade My Food Stamps For Cash To Buy Beer, Vodka And Cigarettes”… Michigan Democrats Coin The Phrase “Rape Insurance”… 2 Students Injured In Shooting At Colorado High School…Occupy Wall Street Protester Sentenced In Arson Case… Colorado School Shooter A “Very Opinionated Socialist”…
- MORE GROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT: Legal Scholar: Founders Would Be Appalled At Obama’s “Clear Violations Of Constitution”, “Imperial Presidency”
- OBAMA SAID WHAT? Obama Changes Lyrics To “White Christmas” To Include ObamaCare…
LIBERAL AGENDA HEADLINES
MEDIA MENDACITY: PMSNBC Host: “What Are We Doing” To Get The White House’s ObamaCare “Message Out There A Little More”…Bozell Column: O, Come Let PMSNBC Adore Lord Obama…PMSNBC: Criticizing Obama’s Selfie Pic A Mix Of “Racist And Sexist Stereotypes” About Blacks…Despite Fox News Having More Viewers Than PMSNBC And CNN Combined, Media Matters Declares Victory In Its “War On Fox”…- CONSERVATIVE COLUMNISTS: Krauthammer: ObamaCare Passed In Act Of “Constitutional Indecency” Against Will Of People…
- PATHETIC POLITICAL PUNDITS: PMSNBC Host: Calling The ACA “ObamaCare” Is Same As Using The N-Word…PMSNBC’s Michael Eric Dyson: The Private Sector Is Racist… Tingles In A Panic: The Tea Party Is Festering And Growing!…Sharpton: Republicans Are “Clueless, Heartless, And Gutless”… PMSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry Used Term “ObamaCare” Two Weeks Before Condemning It As Racist…Lefty Journalist Blames Newtown Killer Adam Lanza For Obama’s Second-Term Implosion…Dan Rather On Fake Bush Story That Got Him Fired: “My Story Was True”…PMSNBC Race Baiter Karen Finney Compares GOP “Separating” And “Dividing” People To “Apartheid”… PMSNBC’s Ed Schultz “Proud” of Obama’s “Classy” Castro Handshake…Jim Hoft aka “GatewayPundit” Loses His Insurance Because Of ObamaCare…Piers Morgan Defends Anti-Gun Crusade Despite Admitting It’s “Not My Country, Not My Constitution”…CNN’s Christiane Amanpour Compares Israel To Apartheid South Africa…Ed Schultz: Democrats Should Be “Shouting” About How Awesome ObamaCare Is, “It Works!”…Tingles Sees Racism In Claim Food Stamp Recipients Often “Have Their Nails Done”… Geraldo Rivera: Santa Claus Is “Puerto Rican”…Tingles: GOP “Certainly As Crazy” As Kim Jong-Un Executing His Own Uncle…
- LIBERAL BACKLASH: Top AP Official Rips Obama Regime Over “Propaganda” Handout Photos…
- MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: Two Muslims Arrested For Giving Nazi Salute During Visit To Auschwitz…Farrakhan’s Nation of Islam Receives More Than $100K In Farm Subsidies…‘You Must Be Sodomized For Allah’… Islamist Cleric Tells Muslims Not To Emulate Nelson Mandela Because He’s An “Infidel”…OIC Blames Free Speech For “Islamophobia” In The West… Taliban Praises Ft. Hood JIhadist Nidal Hassan As “Our Hero”…FBI Arrests Islamist Plotting To Blow Up Airport In Kansas With A Suicide Car Bomb…Obama Admin Considers Supporting “Moderate” Syrian Jihadist Group Islamic Front…“Brother Bin Laden Was A Great Inspiration To Me”: Man Who Planned To Blow Up Kansas Airport
- AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Politico: Amnesty Radicals In “All-Out Harassment Mode,” Using Thug Tactics To Target Illegal Immigration Opponents… Pelosi Meets With Pro-Amnesty Hunger Strikers…Dem Senators Cory Booker, Robert Menendez To Go On 24-Hour Hunger Strike For Amnesty…White House Says Obama Will Extend Amnesty For Young Illegal Immigrants…Dick Durbin To Join Hunger Strike For Amnesty… Pelosi: Boehner Promised To Take Up Amnesty “Next Year”…
- BABY KILLING UPDATE: Teacher Tells Student She Can Only Write Paper On Abortion If It’s From A Pro-Abortion View… Planned Parenthood Spends $3.2 Million To “Refresh” Their “Brand”…Planned Parenthood Received Nearly $1.5 Million A Day In Government Funding…HuffPo: “We Can Have Morally Good Abortions”…
- GLOBAL WARMING: European Climate Expert “Obliged” To Warn Global Warming Will Cause Lethal “Extreme Weather”…Global Warming Fanatic James Hansen Claims Americans Have A “Constitutional Right To A Safe Climate”…Global Warming Alert: Australia Hit With Summer Blizzard…Fear Mongers: OMG! You Won’t Be Able To Go Skiing Soon Because of Global Warming!… Global Warming Alert: Antarctica Sets Record For Lowest Temperature Ever Recorded On Earth, -135.8 Degrees…Chicagoland Warming: Coldest Temperatures In 18 Years… Obama’s Global Warming Task Force Meets As Snowstorm Closes Down DC…Global Warming Fanatics Propose “Carbon Card,” Will Charge People With Large “Carbon Footprints”…Bad News: “Global Warming Making Fish Less Horny”… First Snow Fall In Cairo In 112 Years…Top Global Warming Scientists Greeted By Record Cold In San Francisco…
- G-UNCONTROL: Poll: 63% of Americans Say Stricter Gun Control Laws Won’t Prevent Criminals From Getting Guns…
- MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: University of Alabama Apologizes For “Obama’s America” Cartoon After It Was Deemed “Racist”…Oklahoma Satanists Seek Monument By Statehouse Steps…Air Force Removes Nativity Scene After Militant Atheist Group Complains…Duck Dynasty Star Says Show’s Editors Told Them To Stop Praying To Jesus Because It Might Offend Muslims…Colorado Elementary School Suspends 6-Year-Old Boy For “Sexual Harassment” After Kissing Girl On The Cheek…ESPN Drops Christmas Ad For Referencing “God” And “Jesus” – Update: ESPN Relents Under Pressure, Accepts Ad… Objective News Reporter Calls Militant Atheist Group To Challenge Legality of Nativity Scene In Front of City Hall…Saturday Night Live Succumbs To Diversity Enforcers, Holds Special Audition To Hire Black Woman…
- LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: Common Core Math Class Indoctrinates Kids In “Social Justice”…Liberals: “We Need To Start Calling Out Christians For Trying To Exercise ‘Christian Privilege’”…
- TIME OUT FOR SOMETHING PATRIOTIC: Serious American Badass: Marine Kills Two Taliban At Close Range, Beats Third To Death With His Own Gun…
- MORE DUMBED DOWN DIVERSITY: Common Core Fail: WH Twitter Says ObamaCare Gives Your Mom “Piece Of Mind”…
- UNION DUES AND DON’TS: Worker Says Organizers Compensated Her For Protesting… Teamsters Union Goons Invoke Slavery In Argument Against Right-to-Work Law In Michigan…MI Teachers Union Wants Severance Package For Teacher Convicted Of Molestation… Unions Paid MSNBC’s Pro-Union Hack Ed Schultz $177,000 In 2012, $75,000 In 2013…SEIU & AFL-CIO Takeover Offices Of GOP Congressmen…Liberal Group Used Fake Google Employee At Protest To Defame Company LEGAL UPDATES: Judge: Cross On Veterans Memorial Unconstitutional, Must Come Down…Hundreds Turn Out To Support Cakeshop Owner, Ordered By Court To Make Same-Sex Wedding Cake… Federal Judge Strikes Down Key Parts Of Utah Polygamy Law
HEADLINERS CLOSER TO HOME
BLASTING BOEHNER: Conservative radio talk show host Glenn Beck took to the airwaves to lambaste the Republican leadership in Congress, calling House Speaker John Boehner “worthless,” and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell a “liar.”- KEARNEY KO-ED: Deadbeat DemocRAT State Senator Eric Kearney wonders why The Fishwrap wanted him to give up his big chance to be Ohio’s next Lieutenant Governor, just because the Cincinnati Herald owner was a little late paying a few of his taxes. The Feckless Fishwrappers always endorsed him all those other times he ran.
- TEA PARTY PATRIOTS: Ohio TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski says the Gallup organization releasing a poll indicating that TEA Party “Favorability” is currently at 30% with 58% of Republicans saying that they have a favorable opinion of the movement. By contrast, an October 9, 2013 Gallup poll showed that Republican Party “Favorability” was at 28%.
Also, the Cleveland Pain Dealer reported Clermont County TEA party leader Ted Stevenot has filed initial paperwork to challenge Ohio RINO Governor Kasich-Taylor in the Republican gubernatorial primary, according to the Ohio Secretary of State’s Office. Still, you’d never know anything about it reading The Fishwrap.
CHRISTMAS IN THE CITY: Is Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Eyebrow Arching Mayor John Cranley playing Santa Claus this Christmas? This week Manly Cranley gave those Stupid Streetcar Supporters an entire week to guarantee $80 million to operate the Trolley Folly for 30 years if they wanted their stupid streetcar plan to continue. But $80 million over 30 years isn’t such a serious amount of money. Cincinnati Reds first baseman Joey Votto’s contract only calls for $251.5 million over 12 years. The Blower’s sure Craney told all those other newly elected mayors from across the country about when he showed up wearing his faggy blue security blanket at that meaningless White House photo op on Friday.
Transportation Troublemaker Tino Degato says Manly Cranley may be on to an idea. This is based on the previous clowncil stating that “the streetcar project is paid for and it would cost the same to stop building it.” So build it but do not operate it. Turn it over to the Folly Trolley Committee to operate. The FTC will be the Committee who feels so strongly that it pays for itself. Oh and they can keep all profits from the operation too. Go Figure!!!
And our City Hall Snitch says everybody was wondering when Foxy Roxy’s Real Estate Company was going to kick in its fair share.
Three Clown-cil members upset with the new Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley’s first week in office are the ONLY three members who got snubbed on committee chairmanships and happened to be incumbents from the Trolley Folly Administration.
PG Sitt-n-Spin’s campaign for mayor in 2017 is getting off to a really slow start. Despite getting the most votes in the 2013 Cincinnati City Clowncil race, PG’s Streetcar Flip-Flop has really been ignored in The Fishwrap since the Election, especially after Cranley hand-picked David Mann to be his vice-mayor.
Speaking of Perverse Politicians, Republicans for Higher Taxes condemn the latest homophobic attack against Cincinnati Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback. Yeah, that’s what it was.
Many people are wondering how much dirt was found on Cincinnati’s Parks Director who just say “No” after The Fishwrap rhapsodized on the wonderfulness of Willie Carden, Jr. to be Cranley’s instant pick to be his new Cincinnati city mangler. You can be sure The Blower will be reporting about this latest City scandal.
The Blower also wonders if the City was smart enough to write in Dough Boy’s farewell that if he got a fat paying job right away, the city wouldn’t have to pay his next year’s salary!
Cincinnati’s new Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell is making Disgraced Former 14-Star Affirmative Action Cincinnati Police Chief James Craig, who cut and ran when some of those Detroit brothers tried to hijack his police car, look like the most heroic police chief in history. One of these days they’re going to put Blackwell’s face on a milk carton.
And if Cincinnati’s FOP Elections are scheduled for Tuesday, December 17, will scandal plagued President Kathy Harrell be re-elected?
- HE HAS RISEN: A memorial for Good DemocRAT William Mallory, Sr. will be held at the Museum Center on Sunday. Don’t be late, or you’ll miss the part where they roll the stone back and discover he’s gone.
CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says everybody still can’t stop snickering at Feckless Fishwrapper Perry KimBall’s hideous video report of Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka trying to keep a straigfht face when he claimed investigating Republican Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ voting record was “not political.” [WATCH IT HERE]
CH also says disgruntled fired assistant public defender Susannah Meyer joined Deranged DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter’s press conference on da Buzz on Monday to talk about how the Public Defender’s Office violates the rights of juveniles. Wouldn’t it be funny if listeners already knew why Ms. Meyer was fired after Ray Faller took over that office?
And Hamilton County Sheriff got a lump of coal for Christmas when Colerain Township Trustees after cancelled their Sheriff’s Patrols, but he can always console himself tonight watching the Mickey Esposito Christmas in Prison Special on the Hallmark Channel. Cincinnati Ragazine called Mickey’s Las Vegas routine the “Best Lounge Act Ever!”
- COCKTAIL WEENIES AND SWEDISH MEATBALLS: The invitation to Monday’s COAST Christmas Party says freeloaders can only expect “light appetizers.” But with all that filthy lucre COAST’s Litigious Lawyers are raking in from the City and Cincinnati’s Failed Public Schools this year, not only are (freeloaders) expecting unlimited jumbo shrimp, but caviar and Dom Perignon Rose 2002 champagne, too.
SPEAKING OF FREELOADERS: Felonious Fund-raiser Dickie Weiland doesn’t know why “Mean Jean” Schmidt wants to hold her Christmas party this year out in Clermont County just to announce her return to politics. Felonious really enjoyed her party last year at the Horseshoe Casino before it officially opened. The catering was paid for by the Turks and they didn’t spare any expense on the food and drinks.”- KWANZAA KLAUS says there seems to be a lot of crime near the UC Campus these days. They never seemed to have that problem when Bob Huggins was coach. All the thugs were on his teams and off the streets.
Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says this year the name of Saturday’s UC-Xavier “Crosstown Shootout” was changed to “Crosstown Classic” because too many of our yoofs didn’t know it was a basketball game.
Speaking of Africa– has anybody heard from Former Dumpy DemocRAT Congressman Steve Dreihaus in Swaziland during the holiday season? Pygmies don’t celebrate Christmas anyway, do they? Maybe they celebrate Hanukkah instead.
SEX IN SCHOOLS: That slutty Cincinnati Hills Christian Academy teacher resigned after Channel 9 “Substantially True” News did a really big story last week about her vile-and-disgusting full-frontal nude photo that was spread online [SEE IT HERE], but she was immediately offered the job of vice principal at another religious school, Druid High in Delhi, organizing an orgy for the entire student body on next Saturday’s Druish Winter Solstice Holiday.- IN ANDERSON: Disgraced and Defeated Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien invited all 1,094 people who actually voted for him in November to attend his last Trustees Meeting ever on Thursday. The Blower is waiting to see if any of those fools offer to give the Old Masturbator a ride home.
- MORE STOCKING STUFFERS: K-Mart just announced a new shipment of Chabotheads has just arrived.
- FINALLY, many of Uncle Jay’s fans are happy to see “Uncle Jay Explains the News” when his video appears in The Blower on Tuesdays.
HEADLINES FROM THE SOUTH SHORE
- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders snow covered e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now! This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court has a multitude of mugshots of hoodlums, thugs, burglars, thieves, druggies and low lifes going to prison for all sorts of dastardly deeds for which they’ve been convicted. No, it doesn’t appear the Robster or his merry band of pitbull prosecutors is in the Christmas spirit just yet, unless you consider “giving” years in prison a gift!
Ken CamBoo says he can hardly wait for our Good Friend Kenton Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders’ annual Christmas Party at Forum in Covington on December 19, especially since The Whistleblower NoKY Legal Dream Team and the Cabal to Destroy “Crazy Eric Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) events are being combined.
One thing they’ll all be talking about is how “Crazy Eric” always manages to surface at press events so soon after tragedies occur, particularly if somebody actually sent The Blower some definitive proof about how he unethically solicits clients.
And did Crazy Eric really boast on his twitter feed that he was going on CBS the other day to talk about his epic battle with the Internet for bimbo Sarah Jones? How on earth can he speak to the press as her lawyer when he’s under suspension? Surely someone in the Cabal will report this flagrant violation of its order to the Kentucky Supreme Court.
The CamBoozler was on hand for the KY Court of Appeals campaign kick-off for Justin Sanders at the prestigious Ft. Mitchell Country Club. “It was outstanding!” reports Ken. “Bigger crowd in the ballroom than the Graydon Head “Holiday Party” and there were more shrimp too!” Ken says there were plenty of judges, elected officials, insiders, outsider, dignitaries, Republicans, Democrats, tea-partiers, and other political gadflies there to kickoff Justin’s campaign in style. The Louisville lady Governor Beshear-ed picked to fill the judicial seat that should belong to NKY better beware! Republicans and Democrats alike agree this seat needs to come back to NoKY and Sanders is just the man for the job.
Wednesday, Matt Bevin sent out a press release calling on Kentucky’s RINO Senator Bitch McConnell to oppose the “Ryan-Murray” budget deal. Bevin criticized the deal shortly after learning it grew government and increased spending with false hopes of cuts to come later: “Again, Bitch McConnell is missing in action when our nation most needs leadership. Instead of leading, he is dodging a major issue while waiting to see which way the political winds are blowing. This deal is bad for America because it raises spending in the short-term for long-term cuts that everyone knows will never happen. McConnell should lead Republicans in demanding a deal that, at a bare minimum, sticks to the existing savings of the sequester,” Bevin said.
The Blower says McConnell might try to make a big deal out of voting “No,” because his vote would not be needed to pass the Boehner’s Betrayal in the Senate, and as usual, 99% of people in the Bluegrass would never be able to figure it out.
- Another Holiday Party the CamBoozler never misses is the Annual World Orgasm for Peace Day Orgy at the Fort Mitchell County Club, co-sponsored by Uptight Bitches in Ft. Mitchell and the Northern Kentucky Cougars’ Association. That godless pagan event is on December 21, just in time for Druids to celebrate the Winter Solstice. Marvin the Mayan says it’s unfortunate the world didn’t does come to an end last December 21, because he’s still paying for all that stuff he charged on his Discover card.
Miss Vicki says some people keep asking her if her Big “O” Party at the Fort Mitchell Country Club is “for real,” since they’re not 100% certain World Orgasm for Peace Day, being celebrated on the eve of the Winter Solstice next Saturday is a real event.
And just to get everybody in the mood, Miss Vicki has a couple of videos for us this weekend: “The Ever-Popular ‘When Harry Met Sally’ Fake Orgasm Scene” and one that should appeal to all Miss Vicki’s friends in Ft. Mitchell who fake their orgasms, the Funny Lovebites “Fake Orgasm” episode.
- Finally, IS IT CHRISTMAS YET?
More Political Insight This Week
FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Down at The Fishwrap, Metro Mole says Fishwrappers traditionally scheduled to be furloughed and fired at Christmas time will probably be allowed to work until the first quarter of 2014, after results come out. Skaggie Maggie and Wedgie Washburn will need all hands on deck to publish daily puff pieces promoting that stupid streetcar and diversity in the community at least until Cinci- Kwanzaabration has been concluded.- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1791 the Bill of Rights was finally ratified, and instantly afterwards, Liberals began referring to it as a “living, breathing document,” implying that its text is designed to be flexible, which we all know, it is not. Hurley also says Friday was the 377th Birthday of the National Guard, tracing its roots back to the village green in Salem, Massachusetts on December 13, 1636. And just like everybody else in the news media, The Blower missed that important historical date too.
- NO WONDER OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Thomas Jefferson’s “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”
GOING GALT: The phrase “going John Galt” or simply “going Galt” is used to describe productive members of society cutting back on work in response to the projected increase in U.S. marginal tax rates, increased limits on tax deductions, and the use of tax revenues for causes they regard as immoral.- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” # 351 is to say grace before meals. Bringing God into the picture always puts liberals ill at ease, because it reminds them you think there’s a power more important than government. Then to make they feel really uncomfortable, after you say grace, kneel down and give them a Tebow.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, found in “Erotic Christmas Poems,” available at better sticky pages bookstores everywhere.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose. All the other reindeer loved him ‘Cause they all know he blows.
- IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “SOMETHING SPECIAL,” we learned as annoying as all those so-called Christmas Specials on TV might be, the regular programming is even worse.
THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why he hadn’t been included among those 238 phony-baloney nominees for this year’s “2013 Defender of Liberty Award,” to be presented by that cockamamie “One Percent for Liberty” Organization at the COAST Christmas Party. “The winner is going to be such a surprise. And have you seen the names on that list?” Kane asked. “It reminds me of when Groucho Marx said he’d never want to belong to any club that will accept people like him as a member.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday we’ll be telling you the “Truth About Santa,” while we’re continuing our countdown of the 1,132 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term unless he’s impeached.
Tuesday we’ll be ignoring “National Maple Syrup Day,” and, Real Subscribers will most likely be sending us something sweet in their Real E-Mails.
Wednesday is “National Suckling Pig Day” which reminds us, we need to get directions to “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Christmas Party.
Thursday is “Look for an Evergreen Day,” and the yoofs will be out stealing Kwanzaa trees while we’re picking up the latest gossip at our Good Friend Kenton Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders’ annual Christmas Party at Forum in Covington, especially since The Whistleblower NoKY Legal Dream Team and the Cabal to Destroy “Crazy Eric Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) events are being combined.
The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “The most fun this holiday season.”
And Saturday is our “Winter Solstice,” along with “World Orgasm for Peace Day.” Inviting everybody to our Annual World Orgasm for Peace Day Orgy at the Fort Mitchell County Club, The Blower says, “Y’all Come.”
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