Daily Archives: December 8, 2013

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, December 8, 2013

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • image005OUR NUMBER ONE “STUPIDEST THING PMSNBC OBAMA SUCK-UP CHRIS MATTHEWS SAID TO OBAMA DURING HIS BLOW-JOB INTERVIEW” THIS WEEK was “Everyone Knows” Republicans Are Trying To Stop Minorities From Voting.”
  • OUR NUMBER TWO “STUPIDEST THING PMSNBC OBAMA SUCK-UP CHRIS MATTHEWS SAID TO OBAMA DURING HIS BLOW-JOB INTERVIEW” THIS WEEK was when he described himself and his viewers to Obama as “Loyalists To You.”
  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE “STUPIDEST THING PMSNBC OBAMA SUCK-UP CHRIS MATTHEWS SAID TO OBAMA DURING HIS BLOW-JOB INTERVIEW” THIS WEEK was afterwards when he said Our Savior “Came To Us Today. He Came Amongst Us.”

          Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper could hardly contain himself.

  •  MONDAY in our Annual “2013 Holiday Confusion” E-dition, The Blower said, “Now Liberals say you can’t wish anybody anything!” 

Merry Chrismukkah To All! 

        image009    To eliminate annual court battles over holiday displays in public places, part-time biblical scholars at The Blower say we must first begin by combining the religious holidays of Christmas and Hanukkah.

Although this idea has been the subject of Judeo-Christian debate for over 1300 years, ever since the Dark Ages and the rise of the Muslim Empire, we believe the combined overhead cost of having both “Twelve Days of Christmas” and “Eight Nights of Hanukkah” has made it prohibitively expensive for both religions.

image010By merging holidays, followers of both faiths will be able to enjoy a cost-effective celebration during the Fifteen Days of “Chrismukkah,” as we believe the new holiday should be called.

Unfortunately, American Culture has greatly changed during the Age of Obama, and predictably, not for the better. Turning “Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting,” merging Thanksgiving and the First Day of Hanukkah into “Thanksgivukkah” last Thursday, and the Retail Rampages on Black Friday are only three of the latest egregious examples. 

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  • TUESDAY in our Special “Early Christmas Sales” E-dition, and The Blower said, “Don’t ever ask how they’re going to pay for it!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

American Culture has really changed for the worse during the Age of Obama. Turning “Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting,” merging Thanksgiving and the First Day of Hanukkah into “Thanksgivukkah” last Thursday, and the Retail Rampages on Black Friday are only three of the latest egregious examples.   —Conservative Culture Warriors

Did WLW Hate Radio Racist in Residence Bill Cunningham really say they call it “Black Friday” because it’s the biggest shoplifting day of the year? — Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Revrum Lynchmob, Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston, and SMLP Smithermouth

But when we broadcast Oscar-winning actor Jamie Foxx calling Obama “our lord and savior” at the Soul Train Awards, that must really mean he’s really the messiah, right? —Black Entertainment Television

You can’t believe how much crap those obese Americans were buying on “Black Friday (that really started on Thursday)” and “Super Saturday” using credit cards they’ll never ever be able to pay off. —Your Friends at Walmart

And yesterday was “Cyber Monday,” because it’s the busiest day of the year for retail electronic commerce in the United States. —On-Line Over-spenders, Using their Newest Credit Cards

Cyber Monday would’ve been a really great day for Obama’s Failed ObamaCare web site to work. —Obama Supporters in the Press 

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “Obama to the Rescue” E-dition, The Blower said, “Looking for that “Reset Button” one more time!”

Here He Comes to Save the Day

image013With his own legacy on the line, his approval ratings at an all-time low, and his party’s political fortunes at stake, yesterday Obama launched yet another new campaign to counter setbacks of the disastrous Healthcare.gov launch — while trying to head off potential voter backlash for Doomed DemocRATS next November. And of course, The Blower with be right there with him, every misstep of the way.

One problem the Obama administration might have is the fact that it hasn’t always been truthful with the American people, a top Republican senator charged Monday. “I think the current administration has taken lying to a new level,” Sen. John Cornyn of Texas said bluntly as he tied the administration’s flawed explanations about the deadly incident at the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya to its faulty promises about the new healthcare reform law.

Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says Wall Street Investors didn’t see impressed. The Dow was only down nearly triple digits on Tuesday.

According to Reuters, Obama’s uncle was scheduled to appear in a liberal Boston court on Tuesday to appeal his deportation orders from 1992. He wants the court to let him stay like they did Obama’s aunt and sister who were also here illegally.

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Facial Expressions” E-dition, The Blower said, “Cranley’s photos are raising a few eyebrows!”

It Was Only Supposed to Be A Joke

image015The Blower never should’ve published that funny-looking picture of Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley with fake eyebrows in Tuesday’s E-dition. Because that little joke seems to have already gotten way out of hand.

image019Just look at the picture (on the left) in Tuesday’s Columbus Dispatch. Down at The Fishwrap, Metro Mole says it won’t be long before The Fishwrap threatens to paint some really gay-looking eyebrows on Cranley’s face if he continues to try to ruin Dainty DemocRAT Mark Mallory’s legacy and kill The Fishwrap’s precious Trolley Folly? 

Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception says he didn’t paint the funny eyebrows on Cranley’s face. Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper says he only ridicules national politicians. It must’ve been one of The Whistleblower Interns. Those little scamps. You can’t leave them alone for a minute.

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  • FRIDAY, in our Special “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, The Blower reported, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!” 

It’s Déjà vu All Over Again

          image020At today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about how Obama has “pivoted” back to the economy to “focus his energies on Economic Policies” 19 times since he’s been in office.  But didn’t he promise each of those other eighteen times he’d spend every waking moment “focused like a laser” on jobs?  In fact, Kane says the only thing Obama’s done more than to make empty promises would be to play golf. No wonder 61% of Americans polled say the nation is headed off on the wrong track.  All those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters still aren’t paying attention. Let’s face it, folks. We’re going to have to call “Bullshit” on that one. Because two Americans have been added to Food Stamp rolls for every job the White House claims it’s created.

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “Pearl Harbor Day” E-dition, The Blower was recording history as it happens!

         image022Hurley the Historian said today’s the 72nd Anniversary of the Japanese sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, or as the Obama Administration is calling it, “the Asian Spring,” and The Blower will be trying to ignore political correctness running amok during the Dark Ages of the Divided States of America during Obama 2.0. Now just imagine Obama’s blamestream news coverage if that Pearl Harbor attack happened today. Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Diane Watson’s “The parallels between 9/11 and Pearl Harbor are striking. In each instance there were warning signs before the attack, and in each instance our government failed to connect the dots.” Meanwhile at the White House on Pearl Harbor Day, our Campaigner-in-Chief plans to continue attacking Republicans for not raising taxes. “I’m totally willing to shut the country down again in 39 more days,” Obama says, “and it would a terrible mistake for Congress to go home for the holidays without giving me everything I asked for, while my family and I are away on our sixth over-taxed payer funded holiday vacation in Hawaii.” “I have a mandate,” Obama proclaimed. “All of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters have clearly spoken.”

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THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL

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OBAMACARE  CRISIS HEADLINES

  • image025OBAMACARE UPDATES: White House’s ObamaCare Enrollment Goal Falls 700K Short of 800K Target…Insurance Companies Pour Cold Water On WH Claim ObamaCare Website Is Fixed, Say People Are Still Unable To Fully Enroll Because Back-End Glitches Haven’t Been Fixed…50 Million Americans Could Lose Their Employer-Based Health Plans Or See Them Substantially Changed Same Month As 2014 Midterm Elections Because of ObamaCare…White House Offers To Give Insurance Companies More Money To Offset Losses If They Go Along With Obama’s Cancelled Plans Fix… Cost Of Website? 1 Billion…BEFORE Oct. 1, Not Counting Money Thrown Into “Fixes” Since Then… CONFIRMED: Obama WH Turned Down Offer to Build O-Care Website for Free – Blew a $1 Billion Instead… ObamaCare “Strike Team” Member: People Losing Their Plans Is A “Good Thing”…
  • OBAMACARE PREDICTIONS: George Will: “All Hell Is Going To Break Loose” When Employers Dump Plans Because Of ObamaCare…
  • CROOKS IN CONGRESS: Harry Reid Gives Staff Exemption From ObamaCare… Harry Reid Defends Exempting Staff From ObamaCare, “I Followed The Law”…
  • OBAMACARE RIDICULED: Ron Fournier, National Journal: Obama Should Fire Himself And His Team… Bill Clinton Says He Went “Out of His Way” To Explain ObamaCare To The Public…
  • SILLY SEBELIUS: Sebelius Raves Over “Dramatic” Fixes To ObamaCare Website… Then Recommends People Use Site During “Off-Peak Hours”…HHS Claims ObamaCare Team “Operating With Private Sector Velocity And Effectiveness”…Sebelius Pleads For Time On ObamaCare: “Please Don’t Give Up” On Us… Report: Obama Had Only One Official Meeting With Sebelius In More Than 3 Years Leading Up To ObamaCare Rollout…
  • OBAMACARE MARKETING AND PROMOTION: New Colorado ObamaCare Ad Features Bloody “Actual Bros”… Vulnerable Dem Sen. Mark Pryor Who Voted For ObamaCare Invokes God’s Forgiveness While Clutching Bible In New Campaign Ad…HHS Awards Video Called “Forget About The Price Tag” Grand Prize In Contest To Promote ObamaCare…So Creepy: Chuck Schumer Sleeps Next To A Life-Size Cardboard Cutout of Barack Obama… Democrats Form ObamaCare “Strike Teams” To Sell Train Wreck Law… California’s Health Exchange Asks People To Give ObamaCare As A Gift This Christmas…California’s ObamaCare Exchange Gives Supporters Propaganda Talking Points For Use During Christmas…
  • OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS: UPS Forced To Drop Spousal Health Care Benefits Because of ObamaCare… 6 Year Old With Rare Cancer Loses Health Care Plan Because Of ObamaCare…
  • OBAMACARE SCREW-UPS: ObamaCare Architect Ezekiel Emanuel: ObamaCare Website “Just Like Google And Facebook”…White House’s Much-Hyped ObamaCare “Tech Surge” A PR Stunt, Was Really Just Six People… Security Risks Of Healthcare.gov Even Worse After “Fix”…White House To ObamaCare Enrollees: FYI, You May Not Actually Be Enrolled…WaPo: One-Third of ObamaCare Applications Sent To Insurers Contain System Generated Errors…No Payment System Built Into Obamcare Website, So Gov To Pay Insurance Companies Based On Their “Estimate” Of What Owed…ObamaCare Website Used By Congressional Staff Crashes… ObamaCare Website Sending Faulty Medicare Enrollment Data To States… Emails Show WH Officials Knew In August ObamaCare Small Business Exchange Wouldn’t Be Ready For October 1st Rollout…CEO of Colorado’s Failed ObamaCare Exchange Asks For A Raise And Bonus…
  • OBAMACARE FINE PRINT: Obama Regime Quietly Finalizes $60 Billion ObamaCare Tax Over Thanksgiving Weekend…
  • OBAMACARE BACKLASH: Florida: Neighbors Calls The Cops On “Non-Partisan” ObamaCare Navigators Going Door-To-Door…Report: 7 In 10 Doctors Boycotting California’s ObamaCare Exchange…
  • OBAMACARE COVER-UP: Four ObamaCare “Success” Stories Cited By Obama During Tuesday’s Remarks All Had One Thing In Common: None Purchased Health Insurance Through ObamaCare…
  • COUNTING OBAMA’S LIES: CNN: White House Lying About Claim ObamaCare Website Handling 50,000 Users At Once, Actual Number As Low As 30,000…Obama Admin Admits 126,000 ObamaCare Enrollments Might Not Be Real… Obama Flip Flops: Acknowledges He Knew And Lived With Kenyan Uncle In 1980s… The Story Of Omar Obama Shows The Deeper Problem Of “Culture Of Lies” In White House…
  • OBAMA’S POLITICAL PRIORITIES: Obama Seriously Considered $1 Trillion Coin Idea To Allow Him To Ignore Debt Ceiling, Had Lawyers Draft Memo Laying Out Legal Case…. Obama To Defend Wealth Redistribution Policies In Speech Before Far-Left Think Tank…
  • GOP STRATERGY: Christie’s “Bizarre Behavior” Could Threaten His Chances For 2016… House Judiciary Holding Hearings Today On Obama Failure To Uphold The Law… Boehner: GOP Men Need Sensitivity Training On Women’s Issues…
  • OBAMA IN HIS OWN WORDS: Obama: “My Website Is Not Working”… Obama: Hey, You Know What My Train Wreck Health Care Law Needs? A New PR Offensive…Obama Slams His Own Law? “We’re Better Than A Country Where We Allow Every Day 14,000 To Lose Their Health Care Coverage”… Obama Compares Struggle With ObamaCare To Civil Rights Movement…Obama: Young People Will Realize ObamaCare Benefits Are “Something That’s Priceless”…

MORE OBAMANATIONS HEADLINES

  • image026OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: State Dept Spent $180,000 On Liquor Days Before Government Shutdown…President’s Uncle, Living Here Illegally Since 1970, Granted Legal Residency…President’s Claim That He Never Met Uncle Contradicted By Uncle And Landlord… New Benghazi Testimony Before House Committee Confirms White House Had Plenty of Time To Respond To Terror Attack… Benghazi? Security? State Dept Spends 2.5 Million On Art For Embassies, Including 1 Million For 1 Statue…Tech Experts: Working ObamaCare Website Should Have Cost At Most “$5 Million To $10 Million”… Obama Denies There Was An IRS Scandal, Slams “So-Called Progressives” For Expressing Outrage Over Targeting of Conservative Groups…
  • OBAMA’S ORGANIZING FOR ACTION PAC: OFA Instructs Followers To Hold “Newtown Anniversary Events” To Exploit Tragedy For Gun Control… OFA Drone Army To Launch “Drumbeat Campaign” On ObamaCare… OFA Seeks To Hire Unpaid “Fellows” To Help Fight For Increasing Minimum Wage…
  • OBAMA’S NARCISSISM: Obama Pays Tribute To Rosa Parks With A Picture Of . . . Barack Obama… Barack Obama Marks Chief of Staff’s Birthday With A Picture of . . . Barack Obama… Barack Obama Honors Nelson Mandela’s Death With A Picture Of . . . Barack Obama…Obama: I, I, I, I, I, I, Nelson Mandela Courageous Man, I, I, I… 
  • OBAMA’S ADVISORS: Plouffe Blames Obama’s Cratering Approval Numbers On Government Shutdown…Former White House Official On ObamaCare Fiasco: “It Still Escapes Me How They F*cked Up This Badly”…Jesse Jackson Bizarrely Claims There Would Be No Black Friday Fights If We Raised Minimum Wage…
  • MORE THREATS AND INTIMIDATION: Top Dem Steny Hoyer: We’ll Shut Down The Government If We Can’t Increase Spending… Obama: Christmas Is No Time For Congress To Tell One Million Americans They’ve Lost Their Insurance…Pelosi: Dems Would Shut Down Government If Unemployment Benefits Aren’t Extended As Part of Budget Deal… Thug Tactics: Elizabeth Warren Demands Banks Disclose Which Political Group They Donate To After Organization She Suspects They Fund Criticizes Her…
  • OBAMANOMICS 101: White House Claims Food Stamps Are A Driver of Economic Growth… Number of Americans On Disability Hits New Record High In November, Now Larger Than The Population of Greece… White House: Obama To Pivot Back To The Economy, Will “Focus His Energies” On Economic Policies…Pelosi: Extending Unemployment Benefits “One of The Best Ways To Grow The Economy”…
  • NATIONAL SECURITY: Adviser To Director Of National Intelligence Was Paid Consultant For Chinese Firm Deemed Espionage Threat…
  • MOURING MANDELLA: Obamas To Fly To South Africa Next Week For Mandela Memorials
  • MILITARY MADNESS: NY Times: American Troops Are Being Paid Too Much…
  • OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE SPOKES DWEEB JAY CARDBOARD: We Love The Term “ObamaCare” Even Though We Stopped Saying It, Obama “Is Fine With It”…Obama Still Hasn’t Signed Up For ObamaCare…Carney Denies People Are Getting Error Messages On ObamaCare Website…I Would Not Use The Term “Mission Accomplished” To Describe ObamaCare Website… Carney On HealthCare.gov: Americans “Don’t Want An Effective Website”… Blames Bush For Rising Income Inequality Under Obama…Carney Whines: Georgia’s GOP Insurance Commissioner Trying To “Sabotage” ObamaCare…
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Conan O’Brien’s “At a White House holiday party, the Obama’s dog, Sonny, reportedly knocked over a small child. So although President Obama’s approval rating is down to 40 percent, he’s now number one on YouTube.”
  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: Obama Regime Calls Netanyahu “Desperate And Weak”…Iran To Build Second Nuclear Power Plant Near Bushehr…White House Omitting Details About Iran Deal…Old And Busted: Obama Claims Al-Qaeda On Path To Defeat. New And Hot: DiFi Says U.S. No Safer Now Than Two Years Ago…WaPo: If Israel Can Have Nuclear Weapons, Then Why Can’t The Genocidal Iranian Regime Have Them?… Karzai: Obama Told Me “The Taliban Are Not Our Enemies”…5 American Families Awarded Millions In Iranian Funds For Suicide Bombing, Despite DOJ Objection…Netanyahu Not Backing Down, Continues To Bash Obama’s Nuke Deal With Iran, “This Must Be Stopped”…Israel Rips Obama As Being Weak After His Administration Criticizes Netanyahu: “He Doesn’t Have The Political Stomach To Grapple With Iran”…White House Exploring Ways to Let Iran Enrich Uranium…Palestinians Who Stoned Two-Year-Old Israeli Girl Motivated By Their “Hatred of Jews”… Iran Spikes Football: U.S. Sanctions Against Us “Have Utterly Failed”…Obama Orders Kerry Not To Move U.S. Embassy In Israel To Jerusalem… Report: American Teacher Killed In Benghazi… Obama Defends Nuke Deal With Iran – News: During Hanukkah Celebration… Iran’s “Moderate” President Hassan Rouhani To Students Shouting “Death To America”: Slogan Is “Beautiful”…
  • FLASHBACK FUN: Obama: “I Refused To Let Detroit Go Bankrupt”… Colin Powell Discusses US Decision To Put Mandela On Terror List
  • SENILE IN THE SENATE: Mitch McConnell.
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Poll: Hillary Clinton’s Favorable Ratings Now Underwater, 46% – 48%…Obama’s Approval Rating Falls Below 40% For First Time In RCP’s Poll Average…Gallup Poll: The More People Are Familiar With ObamaCare The Less They Like It… Harvard Poll: Obama’s Approval Rating Among One of His Key Constituencies Craters, Millennials Now Approve By Only 41%…Pew Poll: Number of Americans Who View U.S. As Top World Power At All-Time Low…Poll: 52% of Voters Aged 18-24 Would Recall Obama If Given The Chance… New Economist Poll Finds For First Time More Americans Don’t Like Obama Than Like Him…Gallup: Obama’s Approval Rating Among Hispanics In A Free Fall, Down 23 Points Over Last Year To 52%…Poll: Support For ObamaCare Down Sharply Among White Women… Gallup: Majority of Americans Want ObamaCare Repealed Or Scaled Back, Only 17% Want It To Remain Same… Public Overwhelmingly Opposes Insurer Bailout Built Into ObamaCare…
  • MICHELLE MADNESS: Announces Official White House Holiday Theme: “Gather Around: Stories of The Season”…
  • SPIES LIKE US: The NSA

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA HEADLINES 

  •  image028HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: Walmart — 1 Billion Page Views On Cyber Monday, Healthcare.gov Dies Under 50k… Party Time! Obamas Heading Back To Hawaii For Another Taxpayer-Funded Vacation… Signs Going Up In Doctor’s Offices Across Nation: You Aren’t Covered For Us If You’re In ObamaCare…
  • DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: DNC Chief Wasserman Schultz Vows “All Of Our Candidates” Will Run On ObamaCare In 2014 –Update: Websites For DCCC’s List of Top 20 Challengers Fail To Mention ObamaCare… Aide: Dem Senators Up For Re-Election “Nervous As Hell” Because of Botched ObamaCare Rollout…Despite Millions of Cancelled Plans Harry Reid Still Says You Can Keep Your Plan If You Like, “What [Obama] Said Was True”…
  • DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES: Liberal Dem Rep. Earl Blumenauer Files Bill To Tax Americans For Every Mile They Drive… Bill Clinton Apparently Likes To Doodle Male Genitalia On Secret Documents…
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Rep. Marcia Fudge: Voter ID Measures “Thinly Veiled Attempt To Suppress Voting Rights Of African-Americans”… Race Quotas Create New York’s Most Diverse FDNY Training Class Yet…DNC Offers Supporters Ability To Wish Republicans A “Happy Kwanzaa”…NYC Democrat Says Jews Are To Blame For Racist Knockout Game Attacks… FBI: Just Because We Use The Radical Leftist Southern Poverty Law Center As A Source For Our Hate Crime Stats Doesn’t Mean We Endorse Them…Knockout Game Comes To Yale, Seven Possible Cases Reported…
  • GAY NEWS UPDATE: Nearly two-thirds of gay men who know they have AIDS have sex without condoms: CDC report… Colorado Court Holds Bakery Must Make Cakes For Gay Couples, Despite Religious Belief…Same-Sex Weddings 17 Percent of Washington Marriages …
  • DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Howard Dean: “Right Wing” Has Attempted To Undermine Obama “As A Human Being”…Dem Rep. Jim McDermott: Jesus Would Want Us To Spend Billions On Food Stamps…Howard Dean: Business Owners Have No Right To Make Health Care Decisions, But The Federal Government Does… DNC Chief Wasserman Schultz Vows “All Of Our Candidates” Will Run On ObamaCare In 2014… Lib Dem Rep. Luis Gutiérrez Admits He’s Paying More For His Health Insurance Under ObamaCare…Nancy Pelosi Says She Was A Stay-At-Home Mom Until She “Got A Life” And Ran For Congress…Dems: Opposition To ObamaCare Based On A “Handful of Anti-ObamaCare Stories To Screech About”…DNC Chief Wasserman Schultz: ObamaCare Will Be “Incredible” Once Young People “Embrace” It…Dingy: ObamaCare Will Be “Good” For Democrats In 2014 Elections…Dem Rep. Emanuel Cleaver: My Granddaughter Had Glitches Like ObamaCare, But I Didn’t Get Rid of Her… Vulnerable Dem Sen. Mary Landrieu: I Would Vote For ObamaCare Again…Dem Rep. Keith Ellison On Why Fast Food Workers Deserve $15-Hour: “I Worked At McDonald’s… It Was One of The Toughest Jobs I’ve Ever Had”… Dem Rep. Chaka Fattah Calls Obama’s Income Inequality Speech One of The Best In Presidential History…Ellison To Obama: Raise Minimum Wage By Executive Order, “We Demand It, Right Now!”…
  • JOE BIDEN JUST BEING HIMSELF: Obama Sends Biden To Asia To “Reaffirm” U.S. As A “Pacific Power”… Biden To Japanese Women: “Do Your Husbands Like You Working Full-Time?”…Biden Invokes Newtown Tragedy While Hailing Imperial President’s 23 Executive Actions On Gun Control… My “Profound Insights On Policy Are Vastly Exaggerated”…Biden’s Statement On Mandela As Narcissistic As Obama’s: “I, I, I, I, Me, I, I, I”…
  • MOONBAT MANIACS: American Moonbat In Iranian State-Run Press Claims Jews Engineered Monica Lewinsky Scandal…
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: WaPo’s Dana Milbank On MSNBC: “Racism Is Bubbling Up Right Now” From The Tea Party… University of Washington Alumni Newsletter Asks If The Tea Party Is “Like The Ku Klux Klan?”…
  • OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA: Toledo High School On Lockdown, Student With Gun Barricaded In Classroom…Hasidic Jew Latest Victim of Apparent Knockout Game Attack In NYC…Girl, 11, Banned From Selling Mistletoe At Market To Raise $ For Her Braces, Told To Beg Instead…Thugs Threaten To Burn Couple’s Home Down For Hanging American And Israeli Flags In Front Of It…Vandals Deface 9/11 Memorial Outside NYC Church… Rolling Stone Marathon Bomber Cover Voted “Hottest Of 2013″…
  • OBAMA SAID WHAT? Obama: Income Inequality Is “The Defining Challenge of Our Time” – Gallup Poll: 1% of Americans Agree…Obama Says His Dream Job Would Be To Host ESPN’s Sports Center…Obama: “Government Is Us”…Obama: “If You’re A Bartender Have A Happy Hour” To Sign People Up For ObamaCare…Obama Quotes Biden’s “Big F*cking Deal” Comment During Latest ObamaCare Pitch…Obama: People Should Support My Wealth Redistribution Policies Because White People Are Poor Too…Obama Tells Young Supporters “They May Get A Few Gray Hairs” Fighting For ObamaCare But “It’s Worth It”… Obama: House Republicans “Gotta Be Embarrassed” By Their Record…Obama Accuses His Media Allies of “Trying To Divide” The American People…Obama: “I Think Joe Biden Will Go Down In History As One of The Best Vice Presidents Ever”…Obama: I’m Not The Problem…

LIBERAL AGENDA HEADLINES

  • image030MEDIA MENDACITY: Despite Pushing For Minimum Wage Hike, Lib Rag Mother Jones Pays Their Interns Less Than Minimum Wage, Advised Them To Apply For Food Stamps… PMSNBC: Countdown To ObamaCare Enrollment Kind of Like The Birth of Christ…MoveOn.org Tells Members To Sign Petition Demanding Media Run More Pro-ObamaCare Propaganda Stories Or Little Girl Will “Literally” Die…Left-wing Journalist: Obama “Seems To Want Only State Media… Everything Else To Look Like PMSNBC”…Fox Rejects Conservative Super Bowl Commercial…
  • CONSERVATIVE COLUMNISTS: Krauthammer: ObamaCare Passed In Act Of “Constitutional Indecency” Against Will Of People…
  • PATHETIC PUNDITS: Martin Bashir “Temporarily Suspended” By MSNBC Over Palin Remarks…CNN Lib Pundit: It’s OK If Obama Lies Because He’s The President…Piers Morgan: “Barack Obama A Perfect Physical Specimen”… MSNBC’s Ed Schultz: God Supports ObamaCare…Martin Bashir “Resigns” From MSNBC Over Palin Comments… Tingles To Obama: “Everyone Knows” Republicans Are Trying To Stop Minorities From Voting…Tingles Describes Himself And His Viewers To Obama As “Loyalists To You”…Our Savior “Came To Us Today. He Came Amongst Us”… MSNBC’s Far-Left Jonathan Alter Suggests Releasing Criminals From U.S. Prisons To Honor Nelson Mandela…
  • LIBERAL BACKLASH: Reporters Blast Obama Admin’s Withholding Information And “Lack Of Forthrightness” Over Website…
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: Senior Homeland Security Adviser A Former Top CAIR Official… San Francisco State University: Muslim Student Posts Selfie With Knife, “I Want To Stab An Israeli Soldier”…
  • AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Dem Rep. Keith Ellison Compares Pro-Amnesty Hunger Strikers To Rosa Parks… Lib Dem Rep. Betty McCollum Joins Pro-Illegal Immigration Hunger Strikers…Dem Rep. Joe Kennedy III To Join Pro-Illegal Immigration Hunger Strikers… Dingy Predicts Boehner Will “Cave” On Amnesty… Democrats Send Letter To Obama Demanding He Suspend All Deportations of Illegal Immigrants… Obama Stacking Department Of Homeland Security With Pro-Open Borders, Amnesty Advocates…
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE:  Dems Hawking ObamaCare And Pro-Abortion Swag As Part of Cyber Monday Sale…ACLU Sues U.S. Bishops For Not Allowing Abortions In Catholic Hospitals… Planned Parenthood Hosts Sex-Themed Spelling Bee To Raise Funds For Abortion…Violent Pro-Abortion Mob Attacks Pro-Lifers Protecting Catholic Church…
  • ECOLOGICAL EXCESSES: Obama Admin Gives Green Energy Firms A Pass On Killing Bald Eagles
  • GLOBAL WARMING: Global Warming Alarmists Claim “Climate Change Is Helping Al-Qaeda”…EPA Chief Fear Mongers Over Global Warming: “No More Urgent Threat To Public Health Than Climate Change”… National Research Council Report Calls For Global Warming “Early Warning System”… Pew Poll: Americans Concerns About Global Warming On Steady Decline Since 1997, From 50% Down To 37% In 2013… Global Warming “Proof” Evaporating Still Further
  • G-UNCONTROL: Dem Admin In MA “Slow Walking” Applications For Gun Licenses, In Violation Of Law…CNN Poll: Majority of Americans Now Oppose Stricter Gun Control Laws…NYC Confirms They Are Confiscating Guns That Can Hold Five Or More Rounds…
  • SCALPING THE REDSKINS: Liberal Clergy Send Letter To NFL Attacking Redskins Name As “Derogatory” And A “Slur,” Characterizes Native-Americans “As Less Than Human”…
  • MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:  Texas Elementary School Tells Parents Kids Can’t Make Any References To “Christmas,” New PC Term Is “Winter Party”…
  • MORE SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA: Left-Wing Magazine The Nation Selling Finger Puppet of Marxist Mass Murderer Che Guevara…Socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders: Sanders: “I’m Prepared” To Run For President In 2016…
  • LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: Moonbat College Now Gives Applicants Seven Gender Choices…WH Creates “#WHYouth” Campaign, Asks Kids To Go “Online With Obama”… Kansas Middle School: Thug Rapper Lil’ Wayne Is Fine, But Jesus Is Offensive… Princeton University To Perform “Ballad For Trayvon Martin”…Test Prep Book For Eight-Graders Forces Students To Identify Their Ethnic Group And Social Class… Penn School Suspends Fifth-Grader For “Shooting” Imaginary “Arrow” At Classmate…
  • MORE DUMBED DOWN DIVERSITY: University of Indiana’s “Diversity Program” Tries To Shame Students For Not Thinking About A “Black Santa”… Illinois: Common Core Lesson Requires Parents Self-Identify As Liberal Or Conservative…College Students Fight Back After Liberal Professor Continuously Rants About Racism And White Privilege…
  • UNION DUES AND DON’TS: Illinois Public Unions Targeting Democrats…Check The Union Wages On The SEIU Bosses Pushing For $15 Minimum Wage…SEIU Turns On Obama: “He’s Done Nothing To Help Working People”…Fast Food Protest Fizzles, “Activists” Harass McDonald’s Workers…SEIU Worker On Strike At Fast Food Place She Doesn’t Work At…Study: Union-Backed Minimum Wage Hike Could Cost Half a Million Fast Food Jobs… Wendy’s Worker Fired For Misplacing Her Marijuana In Someone’s Burger…Restaurant Manager Fired For Sweating Into Food, Preparing Food Barefoot…1.7 Million In Taxpayer Dollars Going To Union Front Group Astroturfing #FastFoodStrikers Protest…#FightFor15, Ignoring Constitution, Demands Obama Sign Executive Order Decreeing Minimum Wage Raise…

HEADLINES CLOSER TO HOME

  • image032THE CINCINNATI MESS (only reported in The Blower): Our City Hall Snitch says funny-looking pictures of Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley’s eyebrows are all the range whenever they appear in the news media these days, along with this classic Separated at Birth Photo showing Cranley and Eddie Munster.

Republicans for Higher Taxes are decrying the death of their beloved Cincinnati Streetcar.  They reminded all streetcar supporters that the Suicide Hotline is open 24/7.

  • TROLLEY TRASHER TINO DELGATO says it’s interesting that Rob Portman NOW feels the FEDERAL Street Car money could be spent for a better purpose. I do not recall his saying that for the last two years. IT does appear that if they ran the street car  rails over the new (Brent Spence) replacement bridge they could get money for that. Now I know what they can do with the 1600 feet of track already put down. Tell me again how a project that is 10% completed has “used” most of the funds already. Go Figure!!!

image034Speaking of Portman, now we know why Senator Portman went Gay on us. Would you want to go hunting with someone with a gun that big and NOT want him to have GAY sex?

  •  OTHER ITEMS ON TINO’S TICKERTAPE INCLUDE:

Obama is going to Nelson Mandela’s funeral. Former Mayor Mallory would have gone but no longer has the Cincinnati Tax Payers to fund his Sister City Trips. He called BO to hitch a ride but did not get a return call. Forgotten and Gone. Go Figure!!!

How interesting to finally find out that the information to the City Council that the Duke Law suit was fruitless. The former council hid that from the public until a new council was voted in and found out. Go Figure!!!

Based on the supposed expenses already laid out for the Trolley Folly I have a comparison. It is like one of those ads to lease a new car. Only $200 per month; but in small print it also says $80 million due at signing. Go Figure!!! 

Capture.greenJPGMeanwhile, folks who still believe the Street Car Fairy will bring them a Trolley for Christmas were out in Washington Park flying their green balloons earlier this week. Go Figure!!! 

Cincinnati Police Chief Craig goes to Detroit and they declare Bankruptcy.  Philip Beck is the new project executive for The Banks, replacing John Deatrick, who vacated that post this year to lead the Cincinnati streetcar which just got canceled. Talk about career suicide. Will anyone want to take the Cincinnati City manager’s job after Willie Carden, Jr. declined Cranley’s generous offer following items in The Blower about Willie’s current residency and previous ethical lapses, even though The Fishwrap no doubt still claims everyone in the city respects him. Go Figure!!!

By the way, was scandal plagued Kathy Harrell re-elected president of the local FOP? I haven’t seen anything about it on the news. Go Figure!!!

  • SOREHEADS IN THE SUBURBS: Our Clermont Crusader says Uninformed voters and other D’rats in Colerain are asking “Where is Kathy Mohr?” You know, the one who posts every week in the Northworst Press with the slanderous accusations of everything from misspelled words to actual cronyism in local government.

Well it seems that her boss, our Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor has given an “unnamed employee” a surprise vacation (read suspension) for using their Hamilton County Auditor’s computer to make everything from records requests to slanderous accusations.

image036Old “Egg on his Face” even made a trip out to the Colerain Trustees meeting to apologize for the unnamed employee’s actions.

Rest assured if this employee was not a D-RAT his/or her name would have been splayed across the front page of The Northworst Press for all 17 readers to see.

Why no story on one of the most prolific letter writers to the Northworst Press? Because it’s the Northworst Press that’s why.

 But here’s really what happened: Kathy Mohr wrote a letter to the NWP criticizing the township administrator’s expense account and calling it a waste of over-taxed payers’ dollars.  The administrator wrote a reply defending his expense account and also noting that many of her public records demands came from her work account on over-taxed payers’ time. Dusty denied it at first, but then changed his tune when he received the evidence.  It seems she had only sent 299 such e-mails and has been suspended.  She also doesn’t appear in the online county directory anymore and her Facebook lists her as “Living the Dream at Currently Not Working.”

  • image037SPEAKING OF SUSPENDED EMPLOYEES: Channel 9 “Substantially True” News had a really big story this week about a teacher at Cincinnati Hills Christian Academy being put on administrative leave after school officials said a full-frontal nude photo of her spread online. In case you hadn’t seen that vile-and-disgusting photo in question, HERE IT IS. The Blower bets those CHCA High School boys will be going through a lot of boxes of Kleenex this weekend. Disgraced-and-Defeated Anderson Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien wonders if the trashy teacher would have him arrested if he masturbated in her car.
  • ALSO IN ANDERSON: Everybody’s wondering when Chris Finney’s former law partners will be taking our Family Friendly Fascist’s name off that big building at Beechmont and Five Mile, now that COAST’s Litigious Lawyer’s been kicked out and was forced to find a landlord in Clermont County where they don’t ask for character references, along with some hypocritical tax breaks for the so-called tax-break fighter. At least that cockamamie group calling itself “One Percent for Liberty” included Finney as one of the 238 nominees for this year’s “2013 Defender Of Liberty Award,” where all of those prestigious awards will be presented at Finney’s own COAST Christmas Party.
  • image040CH SNITCH also says everybody can’t stop snickering at Feckless Fishwrapper Perry KimBall’s hideous video report of Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka trying to keep a straigfht face when he claimed investigating Republican Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ voting record was “not political.” [WATCH IT HERE]

CH also says when supporters of Ditzy DemocRAT Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter were asking county commissioners for an investigation into the Juvenile Court system, inquiring minds wanted to know where Cecil Thomas and Bishop Hilton went to law school and got all of their legal expertise.  If they bothered to learn the law, they would know that in lawsuits like the ones filed by the Public Pretender’s office, she can’t just file an answer to stall the case, and the only way the Court of Appeals WOULD NOT automatically rule against the Deranged DemocRAT is if she actually had a REAL factual defense (i.e. she actually ruled on the cases within 120 days after the objections were filed).  They should also ask the Deranged DemocRAT why she refuses to meet with these attorneys instead of accusing them of conspiring against her with “Jaywalking Joe” Deters and his henchmen.  Inquiring minds also want to know what these guys would think if they saw that the two attorneys they call incompetent got one of The Fishwrap’s lawsuits dismissed when they had to argue it a mere two weeks after being appointed [SEE THAT COURT DOCUMENT HERE] and what they would think if they saw the filings by these attorneys in cases C1300502 and C1300682.  Apparently winning a dismissal against high-priced attorneys from a big firm, doing legal research, and drafting motions is “doing nothing.”

  • image041FROM FLORIDA, Punta Gorda Bureau Chief Rank Feickel shows why you don’t put Christmas lights on a Palm Tree.
  • CONSERVATIVE CURMUDGEON STU MAHLIN says he hopes the property owners along Delta Avenue, plus all the regular users of that route, get up on their hind legs and EXCORIATE the City collectivists for their plan to narrow Delta and add their @#$%^& Agenda 21 bike paths. 

We in old Hyde Park kicked their asses for screwing up Erie Avenue the same way a couple of years or so ago (you can still see the scars in the blacktop from their grinding off their new lane lines), and so can people in Mt. Lookout with reference to Delta Avenue.

PS:  If the City “leaders” want improved public transit, why aren’t they busy turning the Wasson railroad line that runs from XU to Milford into a high speed bus transit line(with passing sidings and signals, just like real railroads use), instead of letting the Agenda 21-ers get away with promoting yet another @#$%^& bike path?

  • IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to the Dispatch, nobody is surprised that Ohio’s Deadbeat DemocRAT Lt. Governor Candidate Eric Kearney’s company is often tardy with its payments to the Ohio Bureau of Workman’s Compensation.
  • CINCINNATI’S SNOW PARKING EMERGENCY WAS LIFTED as of 12noon on Saturday, and crews are currently continuing to treat primary routes and are also working on residential streets. But as temperatures drop below 18 degrees this weekend, additives will be used to ensure treatments are effective at the low temperatures. All local governments are monitoring weather conditions and forecasts. If you want to know what the weather is, check your dog when he comes inside to see if he has snow all over him.

HEADLINES FROM THE SOUTH SHORE

  •  image043IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Rand Paul actually showed up in Northern Kentucky on Thursday. Kentucky’s Junior U.S. Senator hadn’t been hereabouts in almost a year.

Only about 50 people showed up at Miss Shirley’s bakery in Alexandria on Alexandria Pike to hear Paul speak. He’s going to have to do a lot better than that if he thinks he’s a potential 2016 presidential contender.

  • MEANWHILE, The CamBoozler says he’s still reviewing the rumors he picked up at the Graydon Head Holiday Party at the Fort Mitchell Country Club on Wednesday. The firm’s partners are still wrangling over who’ll get that esteemed corner office, recently made available when Rick “The Batboy” Robinson mysteriously disappeared. You don’t think Rick is joining Chris Finney and other outcasts in Clermont County do you?  

The political elite in Northern Kentucky will be getting together next Wednesday for the kickoff party for Justin Sanders’ Kentucky Court of Appeals Campaign. It’s at the same Fort Mitchell Country Club. Word is, they might even have some more of that delicious beef tenderloin and jumbo shrimp.

The following Thursday (December 19) will be Justin’s brother Rob’s 7th Annual Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney’s Office at Forum (formerly Sidebar/Coco’s) at 322 Greenup Street in Covington.

Coincidentally, that’s the same time and place as the Holiday Party for the Whistleblower NoKY Legal Dream Team and the Cabal to Destroy “Crazy Eric Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club). That could be a coincidence.

More Political Insight This Week

  • image045FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Will their post-election whining ever stop? Every day there’s another front page story about that stupid streetcar. You know what would make a good story? Have Skaggie Maggie try to explain why they endorsed Cranley for Mayor and now can’t stop complaining whenever he tries to keep his campaign promise.  
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says  on this date in 1941, President Roosevelt asked Congress to declare war on Japan after the December 7 Attack on Pearl Harbor. Had Obama been president, he would’ve said it was time to open a dialogue with Japan without preconditions.
  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose FDR’s “Yesterday, Dec. 7, 1941 – a date which will live in infamy…”
  • image047GOING GALT: is a right-wing blog catchphrase inspired by the tax policy pushed by Obama. According to RationalWiki, the idea is that having to pay 4.9% more in taxes on the part of their income that exceeds $250,000 per year constitutes such an intolerable burden that they should deliberately cut back on their business to lower their income to $249,999 per year, or flee the U.S. altogether. It is largely promoted by idiots who can’t do math, and by scaremongers trying to take advantage of idiots who can’t do math.
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” # 341 is to invite your favorite liberal couple over for dinner. Be sure to pull the seat out and then slide it in for the lady — and then do the same for the man. It’s easy and so much fun to unman a Liberal — and what’s he going to do: complain that you’re not being sexist?
  • image048NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES, found in “Poems for Politicians,” available at better Kroger bookstores everywhere.

It’s Just That Simple It’s time to stop the spenders cold. And make the taxes go. When they ask you for a “little bit more” Just tell the bastards “No.”

  • IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “FROM THE SOUP LINE TO THE RIDICULOUS,” we learned why then-Cincinnati Mayor David Mann organized a soup line instead of greeting President Ronald Reagan at the Westin.
  • image049THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he’s gotten over the shock that occurred Thursday night at  9:41 PM, when Kane’s Long-Time Faux Facebook Friend Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters finally “unfriended” him. “The pain is really unbearable,” Kane said, as he tried to control his sobbing. “Do you think it was something we could’ve written, do you?”
  • image038AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday we’ll be publishing our Annual 2013 Multi-Cultural Holidays,” while we’re continuing our countdown of the 1,139 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term unless he’s impeached.

Tuesday we’ll be ignoring “National Human Rights Day,” and, Real Subscribers will most likely be ignoring that day too in their Real E-Mails.

Wednesday is “National Ding-a-Ling Day” for wackos, lunatics, and others we write about in The Blower.

Thursday is “Poinsettia Day,” and what a wonderful, heartwarming story goes along witrh the naming of that day.

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “What if Santa turned out to be gay?”

And Saturday is “National Bouillabaisse Day,” and The Blower will be awarding a prize to the restaurant serving the best Bouillabaisse in the Tri-state.

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