Saturday, November 23, 2013
The Hypocrisy Was Historic
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says when Dictatorial DemocRAT Senate Leader Harry Reid ended filibusters as we know them Tuesday, Republican Senator Orrin Hatch said, “Reid had caved in to the “hard left.” But the real reason was to create a controversy so they could escape criticism for ObamaCare, which is wrecking the country.” But the damage done will go far beyond judicial nominees. Bipartisanship in the Senate is eternally dead. Harry Reid and Obama had already done grave damage to it by passing ObamaCare.”
In 2008, Reid said the “Nuclear Option” would ruin our county. Back then, Obama’s Joke Vice President called it a “Fundamental Power Grab.” Obama used to say it was “not what the founding fathers had in mind,” now Obama is invoking the Founding Fathers to justify Harry Reid’s changing the Filibuster Rules so Dems can stack the courts with Obama’s Far-Left Judicial Nominees. Do you think all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters will notice Obama’s legislative agenda has just been doomed, including finding common ground with Republicans on a budget and immigration reform?
No wonder our Quote for Today Committee chose Obama’s remarks, when then-Senator Obama spoke forcefully against doing what Disingenuous DemocRATS in the U.S. Senate just did. When Republicans talked about a similar rule change in 2005, Obama said (emphasis added):
I urge my Republican colleagues not to go through with changing these rules. In the long run, it is not a good result for either party. One day Democrats will be in the majority again, and this rule change will be no fairer to a Republican minority than it is to a Democratic minority. I sense that talk of the nuclear option is more about power than about fairness. I believe some of my colleagues propose this rule change because they can get away with it rather than because they know it is good for our democracy.
The Blower predicts you can expect to see much more of Obama’s historic hypocrisy during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term (with only 1,154 more days remaining unless he’s impeached).
- BREAKING NEWS: Republicans are crying foul over the Obama administration’s decision to delay open enrollment for 2015 ObamaCare coverage until after the 2014 congressional elections. Is that a coincidence or what!
SPEAKING OF HARD-LEFT JUDICIAL NOMINEES, Our Old Friend Jeff Hirsh at TV 12 turned in a really good report about Deranged DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter. [WATCH IT HERE]- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1963, Americans were still in shock over JFK’s assassination and that was even without all those Cable News Channels exploiting the bejesus out of every tragedy to come down the pike. Meanwhile at Scrappleface, Scott Ott is telling us how Obama is recalling the moment he heard JFK was shot. [READ MORE HERE]
- THE CINCINNATI MESS (only reported in The Blower): Commenting on The Fishwrap’s Continuous Front-Page Publicity Promoting Cincinnati’s New PC Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell, we’ve got a new chief who is trying how to determine whether we can increase the level of safety and security with smoke and mirrors. Why don’t we challenge him to reveal his strategic plan(s) for addressing crime, disorder, and the fear of crime? His latest plan is to order new “beacon lights” to be put on patrol cars that will create higher visibility and equate to an enhanced feeling of safety and security just like they do in Philadelphia. Really! We want to be like Philadelphia? Philly has one of the highest violent crime rates in the nation. That’s the strategy? Let’s do what Philly does and put new bright lights on the police cars. Maybe we can be just like them and watch videos of those poor misunderstood yoofs playing the “Knockout Game,” where PC trumps human life in violent attacks. [WATCH IT HERE]
The Blower wonders if thugs and dope dealers will be smart enough to look for the bright lights at night, wave to the officer as he drives by and wait for the officer to leave the area before they resume smashing skulls and robbing people. This guy doesn’t have a clue.
OUR CITY HALL SNITCH says it only gets sadder and sadder or more sad and more sad. Amy Murray took her entire volunteer staff bowling recently night as a thank you for all their efforts making her the first elected Republican woman who is not NUTS since Helen Hinckley to get elected to Cincinnati City Clown-cil. The problem on everyone’s mind was the identity of the mystery person Amy had hired to run her office, which The Blower first reported earlier this week. The mystery person was not at the event and Amy once again failed to let all her volunteers know they’d been passed over for a real paying job. It will be even sadder when they all find out the mystery person doesn’t even live or work in the city. Amy knows loyalty is for suckers. After all, she doesn’t have to run for another four years.
In a related story, Determined DemocRATS at the Hamilton County Board of Elections will be mining for at least 861 votes that would deny the election for Amy Murray and give it to Defeated Clown-cilwoman Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin’. Hey, if Traci Hunter could pull it off, why not our Slut for Obama?
- IN SYCAMORE TOWNSHIP: When Sycamorons fired their Fire Chief Thursday night, readers learned who (Chief Perry Gerome), what (got fired), where (at Sycamoron Central), and when (Thursday night), but not why. Isn’t that an important part of the story?
- IN ANDERSON: Thursday night was Kevin O’Brien’s second-to-last meeting EVER as an Anderson Township trustee. The Disgraced Masturbator tried to make it look like he was still the “Relevant in the Room,” asking pointless questions about every item on the agenda and showing his total lack of knowledge about what “TIF” (Tax Increment Financing) is supposed to do. Anderson’s newly elected Republican Trustee Gerth Pappas wonders if Kevin is still waiting for the recount.
IN THEIR HEARTS THEY BELIEVE THEY’RE RIGHT: And did you see where some cockamamie group calling itself “One Percent for Liberty” was delighted to announce that “TaxKillerTom” Brinkman was the fourth nominee for its “2013 Defender Of Liberty Award.” These “Award Ceremonies” are being rolled out with all the competence of ObamaCare. Just wait till you hear about that group’s “Libertarian Girl” they’re promoting. - IN CLERMONT COUNTY: Our self-serving “look at me” politician has been exposed by the ladies fighting Common Core. The ladies actually traveled up to the Capitol and witnessed their representative, failing to represent them. They are now spreading the word that State Rep-tile John Becker is a “big disappointment.” [READ MORE HERE].
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says an al Qaeda-linked terrorist, who was resettled in the U.S. as an Iraq War refugee after allegedly killing American soldiers, was caught on camera in Kentucky handling heavy weapons that the FBI said he believed would be sent to insurgents back in Iraq. [WATCH THAT ABC NEWS ACCOUNT HERE] Meanwhile, Photo Illustrator Edward Cropper shows us his version.
Wednesday, The Blower reported Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson’s automatic e-mail response said “I am currently out of the office and will return August 2nd.” The next day, it said “Rick Robinson is no longer with Graydon Head. If you have any questions, please contact Sherry Fuller at [email protected]. Shouldn’t they have sent out a press release?
One ludicrous lawyer who wouldn’t have overlooked such an obvious opportunity for self-promotion is “Crazy Eric” Deters, who posts his most disturbing medical information about his hideous infections on Facebook for The Fishwrap to see so they can send it out as an “emergency alert text.” Since Eric is so comfortable sharing his most personal information, maybe he should apply for a job advertising Viagra or Cialis.
In a related item, Our Good Friend, Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters (“Crazy Eric’s” Cousin) says he hopes people were listening to their radios carefully when they hear all those breaking news reports, so they didn’t think he was the one in the hospital suffering from an attack of the “Creeping Crud.”
Finally, it may be just a little bit too early for pundits to predict next year’s primary races, even if TEA Party Guy Matt Bevin got 365 votes to Bitch McConnell’s 58) in Thursday night’s straw poll at the Boondoggle County Christmas Gala. County Chairman Rick Brueggemann says, “McConnell should’ve bough more tickets.”
TURKEY OF THE YEAR CONTEST: Today is the deadline for nominations for The Blower’s 2013 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant).
And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).
And don’t forget, Northern Kentucky turkeys won’t be left out, because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about how the White House is touting our flaming hypocrite Obama’s historic flip-flop on changing Filibuster rules. “If you think that was hypocritical,” Kane explained, “just wait till you see what they say if Republicans gain control of the Senate in 2014.”
REMEMBER: If you can’t improve on the news, you shouldn’t even be reporting it.
“Turkey Shoot” by James Jay Schifrin
Start taking your gratitude pills, folks. That way you’ll be suitably grateful next week on Thanksgiving Day. Except, of course, if you’re the turkey!
What better way to start off your holiday than a TV reunion with Howdy Doody on “Good Morning America?” Then there’ll be trips to the shopping center to buy Christmas presents. And I don’t know about you, but on my way over the river and through the woods to grandma’s house, I’ll be thinking about all those reasons we have to be thankful:
Thankful perhaps for the wisdom of Cincinnati’s City Council, who will somehow come up with a plan to make next year’s Labor Day Riverfest 100 percnt safe. If last year’s WEBN fireworks are televised, people can stay home and litter their own living rooms.
The long time-out is finally over, and the poor, deprived NFL football players settled for a paltry 46 per cent share of the gross. Despite the well-deserved boos and 115 thousand no-shows ar last Sunday’s games, bookies, bartenders, and the Ben-Gals are back in business, and the nation’s economy is well I the way to recovery.
Now that Ohio has passed a tough new drunk driving law, the same legislators who voted for it can now try to use their influence to get out of going to jail whenever they’re caught.
Next week Cincinnati will have a new mayor, and all of David Mann’s press conferences we’ve coe to know and love for the past two years will be no more than a memory.
And soon ON TV will stop showing all those dirty movies late at night so that County persecutor Simon Leis and his meery men can arrive at work rested and refreshed to go after those people who are havin g more fun than the law allows.
Who says all the turkeys will be eaten on Thanksgiving?
This op-ed column first appeared in the Mt. Washington Press on November 24, 1982.
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