Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

• What will Patriotic Americans say about Obama when he doesn’t show up for the 150th Anniversary of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address today? — Hurley the Historian
• The way Obama Supporters in the Press are calling him a liar these days, do you think Obama finally figured out he “can’t fool all of the people all of the time?” —Your Quote for Today Committee
• And those headline writers are really brutal, like when the Washington Post labeled ObamaCare the “Crowning Achievement of Obama’s Presidency.” —Sarcastic Sid
• And to think Lincoln made that speech without a teleprompter! —Presidential Historians
• And did you see how we mocked Obama’s “Second Term Depression” with our fake pharmaceutical ad? —Saturday Night Live   
• To hold Ohio accountable in 2014, we’re asking Ohioans who’ve been hurt by ObamaCare to share their stories with us. —Ohio Republicans
• Please don’t forget to remind your readers I was one of the 27 Dishonest DemocRAT U.S. Senators who lied to Americans about being able to keep their Heath Care Plans. —Sherrod Brown
• Is everybody ready for “Moving Day” on December 1? —Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception

• Please thank Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor-elect John Cranley for my lovely parting gifts, equal to more than five more days of wasteful construction spending (at $50,000 per day) on Girly Mayor Mallory’s Nightmare on Elm Street —City Mangler Doughboy Honey
• Please don’t ask why we endorsed Cranley because after the election we just can’t stop whining every time he keeps a campaign promise —Feckless Fishwrappers
• Do you think Foxy Roxy will give us a refund? —People Who Foolishly Bought Property Along the Proposed Streetcar Line
• Our decision to leave downtown had nothing to do with Cranley’s shutting down the streetcar. —Saks Moving to Kenwood 
• We were planning to beg on the streetcar just to stay warm. —Downtown Panhandlers
• Please thank the folks at Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil’s Office for that $5,000 check to assist with the opening of the “Winter Shelter” at the Drop in Center. —The Homeless Coalition
• Every time The Fishwrap sues Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter, it’s another big payday for us.  —Prosecutor-Appointed Attorneys Firooz Namei and James “The Rock” Bogen
• Will Disgraced-and-Defeated Township Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien show up at this week’s regularly scheduled Trustees Meeting to deliver his concession speech? —Winning Anderson Township Trustee Gerth Pappas
• Don’t forget to mention on November 22-24 Anderson High School students will be presenting “Urinetown.” It’s all about a place where people have to “pay to pee.” —Forest Hills Urinal
• Thanks for telling your readers the RINO Hunting Season has officially begun. —Anderson TEA Party
• This Saturday is the deadline for nominations for The Blower’s 2013 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest. —Dummy’s Restaurant  
• In Northern Kentucky, everybody’s still talking about the way Obama Supporters in the Press are calling him a liar these days. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
• Bitch McConnell’s a big liar every time he claims to be a Conservative. —TEA Party Guy Matt Bevin
• Kentucky Auditors called us a Bunch of Liars when we turned in our expense reports. —The CVG Board
• I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t glad when people told me I’d been misidentified as a whacko DemocRAT by Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus on Sean Hannity’s Show. Most people thought I was dead. —Trey Grayson
• The biggest lie in history is “I’m from the government and I’m here to help you.” —Your Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
• I thought it was when I said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” —Former Pants Dropper in Chief Bill Clinton
• How about when I tell clients they’ll be getting an $11 million settlement? —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
• How about when you tell women you’re getting a divorce? —The Four-Flushing Philanderer
• The three biggest lies a woman can tell are: 1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste like that. —Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WLW Hate Radio)
• And all this time I thought these were the three biggest lies. —Your Good Friend Bobby Leach
• Trish the Dish really liked all those expressions that mean the same thing as telling lies in yesterday’s Blower. —TV 19 News
• I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality. Maybe I need to report on President Obama’s most outrageous lies.  —Ben Swann

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Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address from the movie ‘Saving Lincoln’

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