Sunday, November 10, 2013
The Whistleblower Week in Review
- OUR NUMBER ONE “TOTALLY INSINCERE APOLOGY IN AMEICAN HISTORY” THIS WEEK WAS when President Clinton apologized to the nation for lying about having sex with Monica Lewinsky
- OUR NUMBER TWO “TOTALLY INSINCERE APOLOGY IN AMEICAN HISTORY” THIS WEEK WAS Jimmy Swaggart apologized to God after he was caught in a sex scandal with a prostitute.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE “ANTI-OBAMACARE VIDEO” THIS WEEK WAS Obama admitted he’s a Liar and sort-of apologized for Lying About ObamaCare!
- MONDAY in our Special “Indecision 2013” E-dition, The Blower said, “This Year’s Long Noxious Nightmare Is Almost Over!”
We Won’t Endorse….
by Charles Foster Kane
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher
Before every election, The Whistleblower is always deluged with calls, faxes, text messages, and e-mails asking which candidates and issues we plan to endorse. As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing which will be forever known as Indecision 2013, our readers have every right to expect nothing less. But the fact that only one day before the elections, after all of our penetrating reporting and scathing commentary, there can be any doubt about which candidates or issues we might cheer or jeer is further tribute to the astounding even-handedness of our always fair-and-balanced journalism.
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- TUESDAY in our Official “Election Day Debacle” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Which candidates were we supposed to vote for anyway?” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
With his latest poll numbers in the crapper, I bet Obama’s glad Election Day tomorrow is not a do-over of the 2012 elections. — Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus
Almost as glad as we are that tomorrow isn’t early voting for the Mid-term elections in 2014.—Harry Reid and his Disingenuous DemocRATS in the Senate
Thankfully we’ll still have 1,172 days left to cover during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached). —Obama Supporters in the Press
How pathetic was it when we said “Obama only misspoke” when he lied about keeping your health insurance? —New York Times
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Twenty-First Anniversary Edition” E-dition (1992-2013), The Blower reported, “Fraud at the Polls”
We’re Still Staying Around : The Whistleblower Newswire came out of retirement twenty-one years ago on the day after Election Day in 1992 following our decision to suspend publication a year earlier.
Hurley the Historian says we had to return. Our November 5, 1991 Edition # 75 of the original Whistleblower print edition was supposed to be our final edition.
But after witnessing an endless barrage of biased reporting and the unmitigated mess the news media made of Campaign ’92, the results of that year’s elections were not all that surprising.
Voters in ’92, 95% of whom learned all they knew by watching daily distortions on local and national TV newscasts, sent to the White House, a draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, pants-dropping, wife-cheating liar whom The Blower predicted would surely drag this nation down to the level of Arkansas. America got a leader it truly deserved— more arrogant than JFK, fewer scruples than LBJ, and rivaling the Carter-Mondale administration for sheer stupidity.
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Post-Election Gloating” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Told You So!”
Make ‘Em Eat Crow!
Is it over? Have the people finally spoken? Every Election Day, fewer people of interest show up at the Board of Elections on Election Night. This year the food was so bad, the homeless sent it back. Maybe it was all that crow being served. Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says now with only 362 more days until the 2014 Elections, Political Pundits are trying to figure out what Tuesday’s off-year elections imply for next year’s races.
For one thing, Exit Polling in Virginia shows ObamaCare lost. Vulnerable DemocRATS must have watched in dismay as DemocRAT Terry McAuliffe barely clung to victory on Tuesday. The TEA Party gubernatorial candidate was way behind in the weeks leading up to the election, yet closed phenomenally in the last two weeks because of ObamaCare, despite not having Republican leadership behind him, being massively outspent, and an Obama bundler funding the “libertarian” who siphoned off at least 5% points. Defenseles DemocRATS should now see what ObamaCare can do to their races in 2014.
Plus, Gallup says Obama’s Approval has now dropped to 39% in Gallup as Obama Supporters in the Press continue to struggle to explain his lies. Maybe that’s why Obama will be skipping the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address on November 19, because he disagrees with Abe Lincoln´s claim that you can´t fool all of the people all of the time.
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- FRIDAY, in our Special “Post-Election Analysis” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Do Cincinnati Voters Now Have a Government They Truly Deserve?”
Waiting for Foxy Roxy’s Supporters to Demand a Recount
At today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why all those Foxy Roxy Liberals and The Fishwrap are suddenly going bonkers, just because the first thing Diminutive DemocRAT John Cranley did after being elected Mayor of Cincinnati was to pronounce Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly dead in its tracks.
“Actually keeping a campaign promise is indeed rare these days,” Kane explained, “but the really unbelievable part of that story is…that campaign promise keeping politician turned out to be a DemocRAT.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Bernard Baruch’s “Vote for the man who promises least. He’ll be the least disappointing.”
And Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1994, for the first time in 40 years, the Republican Party under the leadership of Newt Gingrich won control of both the U.S. House of Representatives and the Senate in midterm Congressional elections, but until Republicans stop sending RINOs to Washington and elect a Conservative President, America will continue off course toward the abyss.
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- SATURDAY in our Special “Saturday Morning Quarterback” E-dition, The Blower reported, “More Hindsight and Second-Guessing!
Sensible Suggestions
Tired Over-Taxed Payer Tino Delgato says, “Unfortunately the majority now consists of those who do not pay taxes and are on one or more government entitlement or welfare programs. If Obama gets all those illegal immigrants citizenship he’ll have further increased that majority, except for the ones who already vote. The government will be run by those who do not pay taxes and like Obama have never had a real job. Remember the old saying circa 1776 “no taxation without representation.” It is back. Go Figure!!! Romney was really right about the 47% Thomas Jefferson would’ve agreed, when he said, “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.”
Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says we should start working to repeal the 19th Amendment (the one giving women the right to vote) and test all male offspring for excess levels of estrogen in their systems. After watching John Boehner, Bitch McConnell, and the RINOs in Congress these days, it looks like treatment needs to begin immediately
Also, this just in from our Portly Pundit: The TEA Party is right. The GOP needs to stick to their values and pick better candidates, not that all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama supporters would ever notice the difference.
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OBAMA-CARRION HEADLINES
(WE’RE PICKING THE BONES CLEAN)
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OBAMACARE UPDATES: 52 Million Americans Have Or Will Lose Their Health Insurance Because of ObamaCare… - OBAMACARE RIDICULED: Jon Stewart Is Not Done With ObamaCare, Even As The Comedy Central Comedian Scorches Obama’s “Total Ignorance On Scandals.”
- SILLY SEBELIUS: Obama Now Refuses To Say If He Has Confidence In Kathleen Sebelius…Who Says “If We Delay ObamaCare People Will Die Of Cancer Or Diabetes”
- OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS: Loyal Obama Supporters Lose Their Insurance As WSJ Reports ObamaCare Enrollees “Older Than Expected”…
- OBAMA-CORRUPTION: Firm Tied To Obama Won $100K No-Bid Contract To Design Mooch’s “Let’s Move” Logo…
- COUNTING OBAMA’S LIES: Video shows 36 Times Obama Promised You Could Keep Your Plan If You Liked It…
- OBAMA’S POLITICAL PRIORITIES: Obama Working Hard Trying To Solve ObamaCare Issues…By Lolling Around In Florida At Three Fundraisers.
- GOP STRATERGY: House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa Has Issued A Subpoena To Top Obama Administration Technology Official Todd Park Requiring Him To Testify At A Hearing On The Bumpy ObamaCare Rollout On Wednesday.
MORE OBAMANATIONS HEADLINES
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OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: Obama Admin Awards More Contracts To Company That Built Healthcare.Gov - OBAMA’S ORGANIZING FOR ACTION PAC’S Excuse On Why Individual Health Plans Are Being Cancelled: 62% Didn’t Offer Maternity Care – Reality: 81% Of The Population Can’t Get Pregnant…
- MORE THREATS AND INTIMIDATION: Blue Cross Blue Shield Says Obama Regime Told Them Not To Release ObamaCare Enrollment Numbers…
- OBAMANOMICS 101: Number Of Americans Not In The Labor Force Climbs To Another Record High In October: 91,541,000 As Real Unemployment Jumps To 13.8% In October…
- OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: Netanyahu Slams Obama’s “Very, Very Bad Deal” With Iran…
- MILITARY MADNESS: Veteran Who Lost Hand And Legs In Combat Gets Bill From Veteran’s Affairs
- OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE SPOKES DWEEB JAY CARDBOARD Admits ObamaCare Website Still Won’t Work Properly After November 30th Deadline…
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “President Obama Saw Gravity Today. Not The Film, His Poll Numbers. Not Good!” For Some Reason, Obama’s Popularity Numbers Are Lower Than Those Of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, So Leno Suggested The President Would Be “Better Off Smoking Crack Than Passing ObamaCare!” He Also Mocked The President’s New Big “IF” About ObamaCare, Saying “He’s Such A Good Speaker, He Almost Believed It Himself. And Then His Pants Caught Fire!”
- FLASHBACK FUN: Obama Advisor Valerie Jarrett’s 1996 Collectivist “It Takes A Village” Speech
- THE LATEST POLLS: Only 37% Approve Of Obama’s Handling Of ObamaCare, 59% Disapprove, Down 20 Points Since January
- SPIES LIKE US: Army Gen. Keith Alexander, Director Of The National Security Agency, Defended His Agency, Saying What His Staff Does “Is Bring Back More U.S. Soldiers, Airmen And Marines” Alive From Dangerous Postings.
MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA HEADLINES
HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: Washington Post Doubts Sincerity Of The Obama “Apology” After White House Refuses To Say If Obama Regrets His Broken “Keep Your Plan” Promise… - DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: Amazingly, Not A Single Democrat In Congress Reportred To Prison Since Jesse Jackson, Jr. Reported To The Facility In North Carolina Last Week.
- MORE FREE STUFF: GOP Gov. Bobby Jindal Moves To Strip Food Stamp Benefits From Welfare Leeches Who Stripped Walmart Shelves Clean, Even As Welfare Leeches Openly Selling Their EBT Cards On Craigslist, Other Social Media Sites…
- DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES: Dem Sen. Joe Donnelly Complains To White House His Son’s Health Insurance Was Cancelled Because Of ObamaCare…
- POLITICS AS USUAL: Vulnerable 2014 Democrats Unload On Obama
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Libs Cry Racism After Country Music Awards Mocks ObamaCare…
- GAY NEWS UPDATE: Obama Says He’s “Overjoyed” Illinois Will Allow Gay Marriage…
- DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Obama’s Top Economic Adviser: ObamaCare Responsible For Deficit Reduction, Not Sequester Cuts…
- SENILE IN THE SENATE: Harry Reid Claims TEA Party “Anarchists Have Taken Over” Congress…
- JOE BIDEN JUST BEING HIMSELF: Biden Calls The Wrong Marty Walsh…For The Second Time!
- MOONBAT MANIACS: Tom Cruise Says My Job Acting Is As Grueling As Ighting In Afghanistan.
- TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: Dem Senate Candidate Compares Tea Party Actions During Shutdown To Al-Qaeda Terrorists Carrying Out 9/11…
- OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA: Florida School District Suspends Teacher For Requiring Students Place Hand Over Their Hearts During Pledge Of Allegiance…
LIBERAL AGENDA HEADLINES
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MEDIA MENDACITY: PMSNBC’s Chris Matthews Implies Elephantine New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Crushes His Wife During Sex… - MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: Iowa Islamic Leader Wants Sexual Abuse Charges Dropped Because It Violates His Religious Freedom…
- AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Obama’s Approval Rating Among Hispanics Drops To Lowest Level Since 2011, 49%…
- BABY KILLING UPDATE: NYC Mayor-Elect Bill De Blasio Pledges To Open More Abortion Clinics
- GLOBAL WARMING: John Kerry Is “Amazed” That Some Americans Still Don’t Grasp Urgency Of Global Warming…
- G-UNCONTROL: NRA Beat Nanny Bloomberg’s Anti-Gun Group In 65 Of 67 Virginia House Races.
- UNION BLUES: Obama Gives Back Door Pay-Off To Unions Angry Over ObamaCare
- SCALPING THE REDSKINS: Minneapolis Dem Mayor Calls For Boycotting Redskins Over “Derogatory” Name…After Crackhead D.C. Councilman Marion Barry Calls Redskins Name “Despicable,” An “Affront To All Americans”…
- MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: Washington University Muslim Group Says Student’s Osama Bin Laden Halloween Costume Is Offensive To Muslims…As UC Berkeley Bans Term “Illegal Immigrant” After Students Hold “Drop The I-Word Campaign”…
- LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: Planned Parenthood Wants To Teach Preschoolers About Having Sex…As Common Core Sneaks Liberal Politics Into Elementary School Classrooms…
- TIME OUT FOR SOMETHING PATRIOTIC: Seven First-Class Passengers Give Up Their Seats To Marines Returning From Afghanistan…
- MORE DUMBED DOWN DIVERSITY: Pro-ObamaCare Group Providing $500K Grant To Get Hollywood To Write ObamaCare Propaganda Into Story Lines…
HEADLINES CLOSER TO HOME
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IN CINCINNATI: The City continued to piss away lots of money on Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly this week, because Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor-elect John Cranley was unable to stop the stupid spending until Cincinnati City Clown-cil says so. - IN COLUMBUS: Ohio Republicans celebrated when DemocRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald’s transparency and management of county government and the local economy took a big hit this week when the interim Cuyahoga County fiscal officer Mark Parks told the Cuyahoga County Council that Moody’s was downgrading Cuyahoga County’s bond rating for the first time in a “very long time.”
Ohio TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski, President of the Ohio Citizens PAC, accused the Ohio Republican “Party” of using the legislative process to gain personal political advantage in the 2014 elections. Isn’t that their job?
- HOMO HOTLINE: When the US Senate passed that historic Gay Agenda Bill this week, you know Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting for Fagellas” Portman thought it was “fabulous!”
- SHAKEDOWN IN THE CITY: Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston says his favorite corrupt Black Couple (Steve and Alicia Reece) are back to their old tricks. This time they’re trying to do a Jesse Jackson-style SHAKEDOWN of the Port Authority. Is John CRANLEY really helping them?
- WHERE’S OUR CIGAR? A Press Release from Congressman “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup’s office announced the birth of Brad, Jr. in Cincinnati on Saturday, weighing 6 pounds, 15 ounces, so there’s no way The Blower can say anything bad about him today.
- NOT JUST ANOTHER SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT: Revered Former Congressman Bob McEwen will be telling people what it means to be a Conservative at a local EmpowerU event next week.
- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET wonders if it’s true Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter filed bar complaints against Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters and his very competent assistants. Couldn’t a judge face discipline for filing bogus bar complaints?
And when Sheriff Jimmy’s Office sent out a press release on Edward Greenwood’s arrest, we asked The Blower’s Legal Dream Team Chairman Scott Greenwood if Edward was a relative, and if the ACLU Mouthpiece planned to represent the guy to defend the family name? “Dear God, no,” Scott said, “but I might petition the court to change his name to Deters.”
- YOU GOT MAIL: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says Cincinnati Reds Hall of Famer Johnny Bench got his “Insurance Discontinued!” notice because of ObamaCare this week.
- MORE FREE CHOW FOR VETERANS: Draft Dodger Bill Cunningham says other Freeloaders Pretending to be Veterans can hardly believe all the places they can scam a free meal on Veterans Day, while as Anderson Township Veterans Society rented a bus or the First Annual Veterans Day Grub Crawl, when Anderson Veterans could visit every one of the 48 area restaurants offering Free Food to past and present members of the military on Veterans Day.
- ALSO IN ANDERSON: Winning Township Trustee Gerth Pappas is wondering if the reason Disgraced and Defeated and Township Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien is bothering to collect some of his yard signs is so he can run against “In Russ We Trust” Jackson in two years. Meanwhile, Duffy “The Kevin Slayer” Beischel says most Anderson area candidates have removed their signs with the exception of John Piehowicz who continues to leave his signs up. Like most Loser DemocRATS, he’s probably waiting for someone else to go around and pick them up for him.
- MEANWHILE IN MILFORD, The MILFord the Police Association is meeting to decide what the heck to do after Tuesday’s election results. Ever since the former mayor Amy Brewer put the MILF in MILFord when she routinely placed calls for assistance to the police department. (And the assistance she was getting was beyond the call to duty.) Other women have decided to run for city Clown-cil in order to get the same type of assistance. This year, three women won the three seats up for election. The extra work load placed upon the police threatens to bust the overtime budget when all three place calls for similar assistance in the coming months.
HEADLINES FROM THE SOUTH SHORE
- THIS WEEK IN KENTON CIRCUIT COURT: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders unadulterated e-newsletter is probably on your cyber news stands now. The Blower was hoping this week’s edition would feature some of the new arrivals at Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl’s Kenton County Escape Center, but the Robster says “No, they’re just the same really ugly criminals we’ve used in the last two weekly e-ditions.” Get a gander at these “Dregs of Society!”
ALSO IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says this picture was posted on Facebook and then taken off, according to his source. It was taken at the Rabbit Hole. A bar in southern Campbell County and supposedly owned by former Judge Tim Nolan, is the father of Court Clerk Taunya Jack Nolan. Everybody’s wondering if this is a new form of Campbell County political fund raising for Nolan’s kid and those he is backing in 2014. Or maybe it’s his version of the new door-to-door campaign uniform.- AND FROM THE NATIONAL NEWSWIRE: Fox News reported this message from Bill in Kentucky: “Putting things in perspective: March 21, 2010 to October 1, 2013 is 3 years, 6 months, 10 days. December 7, 1941 to May 8, 1945 is 3 years, 5 months, 1 day. What this means is that in the time we were attacked at Pearl Harbor to the day Germany surrendered is not enough time for this progressive federal government to build a working webpage. Mobilization of millions, building tens of thousands of tanks, planes, jeeps, subs, cruisers, destroyers, torpedoes, millions upon millions of guns, bombs, ammo, etc. Turning the tide in North Africa, Invading Italy, D-Day, Battle of the Bulge, Race to Berlin – all while we were also fighting the Japanese in the Pacific!! And in that amount of time – The Obama administration can’t build a working webpage.
More Political Insight This Week
FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: The Fishwrap asked readers to beg Mayor-elect John Cranley to renege on his promise to stop the stupid streetcar spending, and then they published all those whiny Liberal letters.- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1989, crowds of East Germans were still tearing down the Berlin Wall, and you really have to wonder if any of that would’ve ever happened if Obama was just being “more flexible” with the Russians.
- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Ronald Reagan’s immortal command during his immortal speech in Berlin on June 12, 1987, when he said “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”
- GOING GALT means recognizing that the needs of others do not give them a claim to your time, effort, and achievements.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #316 is to tell a joke:
Q. Why should liberals be buried 100 feet below the ground?
A. Because deep down they are really good people.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES:
A Government You Deserve
City Clown-cil is a sorry lot
But that is nothing new.
So you folks should not complain too much
Since they were voted in by you.
- THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane asking about those satirical “Return to Patronage County” columns appearing in The Blower these days.
“Patronage County is not a real place,” Kane explained, “although a lot of people think the Politicians in Patronage County remind them of the elected officials in their own counties—Commissioners Filch, Pilfer, and Swindle are just some of the examples.” This week’s episode is “No Explanations,” is written by a brand new writer who just happened to choose the name of James Jay Schifrin. [SEE IT HERE] 
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday is the Veterans Day Federal holiday and members of the military past and present will be eating free at patriotic restaurants all over town and all good Obama-bashing Veterans will counting the 1,167 days remaining during Obama’s total clusterfuck administration.
Tuesday Real Subscribers will be bombarding us with their Real E-Mails.
Wednesday we’ll be “Going Galt” and to avoid paying taxes.
Thursday we’ll be getting ready for National Philanthropy Day, but this year we’re just going to tell all those begging bastards to “We’re done giving. Now go ask Obama.”
The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “This year on Veteran’s Day.”
And Saturday, we’ll be returning to Patronage County for our weekly visit, sort of like when Garrison Keillor visits Lake Wobegon.
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