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Wednesday, October 30, 2013
More ObamaScares For Halloween
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says that while this year ObamaCare is supplying the trick and your wallet is supplying the treat, nearly every news outlet in America (including many Obama Supporters in the Press) were really busy Monday night actually reporting how NBC News reported Obama has known millions would lose their health insurance as a result of ObamaCare since 2010 and has been lying about it ever since. Why should that be so surprising? Obama was even lying about it 19 times when he promised to lower everyone’s annual premiums by up to $2,500 per family the first time he ran for president in 2008. Do you think that’s why all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters elected him?
Maybe that’s why House Republicans are now pushing their “Keep Your Health Plan Act” legislation to let Americans keep their health insurance plans after revelations that the Obama administration knew millions would lose their current coverage due to the Affordable Care Act.
Even CNN asked the White House how our Know-Nothing President could’ve been kept in the dark on so many subjects (like Fast and Furious, Benghazi, ObamaCare, NSA Spying, and IRS targeting his political opponents during his 2012 re-election). It’s a way-too-common headline you see on every scandal during America’s Dark Ages of Obama. The Blower says that would make Obama the most clueless president in history, or more likely, he’s just lying his ass off.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Bob Woodward’s calling the Obama administration a “rat’s nest of concealment and lies.” Woodward, along with Carl Bernstein, brought down President Nixon at the Washington Post back in the 70s.
Curiously, we didn’t see anything about it in Tuesday’s Fishwrap. And if The Fishwap was so completely wrong about giving ObamaCare a chance, when will somebody start to ask what else they’re so totally wrong about?
- OHIO VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: According to the Van Wert Independent, Republican Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine has updated the 20 cases referred to his office by Republican Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted to be investigated for possible DemocRAT Voter Fraud as a result of Ohio’s voluntary involvement in the Interstate Crosscheck Program. Of the 20 cases: Evidence in five cases was insufficient to prove criminality; Thirteen cases have been turned over to county prosecutors’ offices; One case remains under investigation, and Kim Trombetta of Newport, Kentucky plead guilty of one count of falsification in Butler County.
REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES discovered that Bungals Owner “Millionaire Mike” Brown has donated $1,100 to Extreme Liberal DemocRAT Roxanne Qualls’ Campaign for Mayor. Given that Roxanne was the leading public advocate for the Bungalhaus Stadium Tax, this is but a pittance compared to all the over-taxed taxpayers’ money Foxy Roxy has provided for Mikey. But why The Blower wants to know, did the Qualls Campaign purposely misspell Mike Brown’s place of employment?
Meanwhile, Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley just agreed to repay a $75,000 loan that was due two years ago that his former development company got in 2009 for part of his Incline Village project in East Price Hill before he saw it in an attack ad during this final week before the election.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST NEWSPOEM FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES:
Two Bad Choices Cincinnati has two choices running for mayor They have records for all to see. You might well know their names— Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee.
WHISTLEBLOWER INTERNS RACHEL, BRADLEY, ASHLEY, AND HUNTER say 22 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, Issue # 74 published on October 29, 1991 included the Top Ten Reasons to stay home on Election Day. See how the more things change, the more they stay the same. 
MORE FREE CHOW FOR VETERANS: Draft Dodger Bill Cunningham says Freeloaders Pretending to be Veterans can not only pig out on Skyline Chili at the Anderson Center at 5 PM or at Golden Corral any time between 4-9 PM on Veterans Day, but veterans can also have a free breakfast at Clough United Methodist Church, 2010 Wolfangel Road in Anderson Township, on Sunday, November 10 to honor them for their service to our country. And maybe you’ll enjoy the FREE sermon at 10:15 AM with Chuck Crellin, a Purple Heart recipient, as special speaker. Meanwhile at Applebee’s, Veterans will be able to choose a meal from a limited Veteran’s Day menu that includes steak, cheeseburgers, chicken tenders, salad, pasta, chicken, and shrimp. The Blower predicts Monday would not be a good day for overweight veterans to be on a diet. - ALSO IN ANDERSON: People are wondering if with only one more week until this year’s elections, this Wednesday Editor Eric Spangler and League of Women Vipers Reporter Lisa Wakeland will finally be publishing Endorsed Republican Trustee Candidate Andy Pappas’ guest column in the Forest Hills Urinal.
Meanwhile, let’s all watch Republican Endorsed Township Trustee Candidate Andy Pappas’s latest video ad ushering in a new chapter in Anderson Leadership. It’s even better than Andy’s first six videos. (Andy’s Video #1) (Andy’s Video #2) (Andy’s Video #3) (Andy’s Video #4) (Andy’s Video #5) and (Andy’s Video #6)
Also in Anderson, where DemocRATS are busy boycotting Whistleblower advertisers, Precinct Executive SueZilla Hardenbergh wins the prize for the best letter sent to neighbors in Pecinct D supporting Endorsed Republican Trustee Candidates Andy Pappas and Josh Gerth. Maybe SueZilla will shame some of the other 32 precinct executives in Anderson Township to get off their asses and do some work too.
Who was the guy in the gorilla suit wearing a “Got Gerth” T-Shirt? Maybe it was a real gorilla, or one of those new Section Eight Residents we’ve been hearing so much about.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1938, Charles Foster Kane lookalike Orson Welles caused a nationwide panic with his broadcast of “War of the Worlds”—a realistic radio dramatization of a Martian invasion of Earth, and every day our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane tries to cause a similar tri-state panic if Congress permits an invasion of the Illegal Aliens by passing the Senate’s Amnesty Bill.
It was the greatest Halloween Hoax ever, according to National Geographic News. The hoax worked, historians say, because the broadcast authentically simulated how radio worked in an emergency. “Audiences heard their regularly scheduled broadcast interrupted by breaking news,” said Michele Hilmes, a communications professor at University of Wisconsin in Madison and author of Radio Voices: American Broadcasting, 1922-1952.
- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says, “Imagine an alien space craft landing in Taylor Mill and people heard Professor Orson Kane report everything in Kenton, Campbell, and Boondoggle County had been destroyed.” It might sound something like when Flashlight Theatre broadcast its NoKY Update of War of the Worlds in 2011. In case they don’t re-broadcast it tonight, you can listen to it here on YouTube.
But one program we’re pretty sure nobody will ever rebroadcast again is when Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane interviewed Tor Johnson on Flashlight Theatre and “Tor Sang the Blues.”
And speaking of being invaded by Illegal Aliens, yesterday that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Out to Destroy Disgraced Megalomaniacal Former WLW Hate Radio Enabled, Failed Video Blogging, Trash Talking, Racist, Amazingly-Still-Not-Disbarred Loudmouth Lawyer, Failed Restaurateur, Comedian Wannabe Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, said if you want to see what “Crazy Eric” thinks of Mexicans, you should watch this.
Last year on Halloween, “Crazy Eric” frivolously sued Jim Hannah and The Fishwrap for defaming NoKY’s second-most infamous oversexed education teacher Sarah Jones by saying she had sex with a student, despite slutty Sarah’s felony guilty plea and admission to doing just that. Does anybody remember how that case turned out?
- OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKE WATCHER liked David Letterman’s “Halloween is Thursday. I love Halloween. You open the door, and there are strangers in masks. Good idea.”
Except tomorrow night in Fort Mitchell at Miss Vicki Annual Halloween Party, where The Blower is sponsoring a “Most Offensive Halloween Costume Contest” again this year.
Word is neither Crazy Deters, with only 31 more days remaining on the suspension of his law license in Kentucky, nor the infamous Nichole Howl has been invited to Miss Vicki’s big Halloween Party tomorrow. That’s really a shame, because according to Whistleblower’s Halloween Video put together from those guys at “Not the Fishwrap,” they already have their costumes. [SEE THAT VIDEO HERE]
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