Friday, October 25, 2013
They Were For It Before They Were Against It
Last week when Republicans completely capitulated to Obama and his Disingenuous DemocRATS’ demands to raise the Debt Ceiling, John Boehner, Bitch McConnell, and their Surrender Caucuses in both Houses of Congress gave up their demands to delay ObamaCare.
This week, as the Obamacare launch rolls along as an unmitigated disaster, nervous Senate DemocRATS up for re-election next year are already changing their tune about delays for the legislation, including a delay for the individual mandate. If only those RINOs could’ve held out for just a little longer.
Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1929, Albert B. Fall, who served as Secretary of the Interior in President Warren G. Harding’s cabinet, was found guilty of accepting a bribe while in office during the Teapot Dome scandal, and these days everybody’s still wondering why Kathleen Sebelius hasn’t been indicted for Impersonating Obama’s HHS Secretary.
That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard’s “Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius had the “full confidence” of President Obama,” a day after his predecessor (former Obama press secretary “Baghdad Bob” Gibbs) said people should be fired over ObamaCare glitches.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
It’s Long-Time Northern Kentucky Whistleblower Contributor Rick “The Bat Boy” Robinson, who’s showing his commitment to senior citizens by continuing to find “BeanBall Jim” Bunning a part-time job as a greeter at WalMart, to help his old boss make ends meet during the next 1,183 days of the America’s Dark Ages during Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached). “The Bat Boy” is also wondering if he should again wear his costume showing how well Viagra works to Miss Vicki’s Halloween Party next week.
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in recognizing aspiring authors, is pleased to permit the guy in charge of sending out invitations to Graydon Head’s Holiday Party as our guest editor to choose three items plus a quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
- RESETTING YOUR OBAMACARE PASSWORD by Gary Glitch
“Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired – you must register a new one.”
roses
“Sorry, too few characters.”
pretty roses
“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.”
1 pretty rose
“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.”
1prettyrose
“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.”
1fuckingprettyrose
“Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character.”
1FUCKINGprettyrose
“Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.”
1FuckingPrettyRose
“Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters.”
1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow!
“Sorry, you cannot use punctuation.”
1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow
“Sorry, that password is already in use.”
- DID YOU NOTICE WHO OBAMA THREATENED WHEN RAISING THE DEBT CEILING? by TEA Party Tim
It’s incredible anybody still thinks this unqualified, incompetent, dishonorable, ego-driven fraud is doing a good job. Take a moment. Admit it to yourself. You know who his supporters are. They are the people that YOU support — financially.
But did you notice who Obama threatened when he wasn’t getting his way on raising the debt ceiling? He threatened not to pay:
Social Security Retirees
Military Retirees
Social Security Disability Recipients
And Federal Retirees.
Now let this sink in really well:
He did not threaten to stop payments to illegal aliens.
He did not threaten to take frivolous benefits such as Internet access away from violent inmates.
He did not offer to fire some of the thousands of unnecessary federal employees that he hired.
He did not offer to cut down on his or his wife’s frivolous gallivanting around. $20 Million already spent on family vacations. ( Plus recently, $1 Million on a FL golf outing….$60-100 Million for family trip to Africa). All our money…why not?
He did not threaten to not pay the senators and representatives or any of their staff.
He did not threaten to take benefits away from welfare recipients or to stop the free cell phones they get.
He did not threaten the food stamp programs, in fact he took the limits off their credit cards for a couple of days.
He did not threaten to reduce payments in foreign aid.
He did not threaten to cut back on anything that involves his base voters, or his political contributors.
The list could go on and on. He is in full political mode!
Why are we allowing this person to destroy this wonderful country with his selfishness and his lies? Have WE lost our blooming minds!!!!!!!!
Please don’t forget about his tactics when it’s election time 2014. Get out and vote for any Conservative Candidate on November 5 and every chance you get to vote in 2014. Support people at all levels of government (not just in the House and Senate) who are willing to cut taxes and spending.
LET’S MAKE TODAY THE BEGINNING OF A REAL TURN AROUND FOR AMERICA!
- IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM by Jill of All Trades
PUT ME IN CHARGE: Put me in charge of food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese, and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
PUT ME IN CHARGE OF MEDICAID: Then, we’ll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.
PUT ME IN CHARGE OF GOVERNMENT HOUSING. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your “home” will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.
In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a “government” job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good.”
Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be “demeaning” and ruin their “self esteem,” consider that it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.
If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices, usually the same ones over and over again. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.
AND WHILE YOU ARE ON GOV’T SUBSISTENCE, YOU NO LONGER CAN VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Government Welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.
This was written by a 21-year-old female who really gets it. It’s her future she’s worried about and this is how she feels about the Social Welfare in the big government state that she’s being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.
AND A QUICKIE by Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
We are always hearing about how Social Security is going to run out of money. How come we never hear about Welfare running out of money? Maybe it’s because the first group “worked for” their money, and the second group didn’t!
Stories We’re Working On
-
Obama ‘Credibility Melting’ - Current Cost of Obamacare Website Tops $1 Billion
- Millions of Americans Losing Their Health Plans
- Obamacare Contractor Couldn’t Even Log On to Healthcare.gov
- Senate Dems Up For Re-election Pray for ObamaCare Delay
- Obamacare Penalty Can’t Be Enforced — Unless You Get Tax Refund!
- “You’re Doing a Heckuva Job, Sebelius!”
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said Obama always seems to manage to insulate himself from defeat:
(A) His Fanaticism: 2%
(B) His Arrogance: 1%
(C) His Media: 1%
(D) Republican Incompetence: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
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Political Poll-emics
This week, everybody who thinks all those media news polls are really bogus (especially after that recent poll showed that 84% of the people claimed they would never lie to a pollster), e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is noted push pollster Harley Barber, founder of the noted Barber Poll, who says, “Send me lots of money and I’ll tell you what you want to hear.”
Harley wins a “You Can Fool Some of the People All of the Time” T-shirt, a list of 1,001 misleading questions you can ask Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Followers in All Fifty-Seven States, a list of everybody’s cell phone numbers, so people can actually be reached when they’re having dinner at a restaurant.. His winning entry is:
When the media takes a news poll
You have to realize their goal.
You might know the bias
Of the pollster, the smart ass
Trying to dig you into a hole.
When the media takes a news poll
First they tell the pollster their goal
And all they’ll receive
Is what they already believe
So it’s just money down a rat hole
Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka sent in:
When the media takes a news poll
Misleading the public is their goal.
Whether they copy or edit,
You know where they get it.
The same place for both: the toilet bowl.
Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T. Mall Cop GOP wrote:
When the media takes a news poll
The full truth never gets told
They tweak it on this
Massage it on that
And only publish what helps a Dem A-Hole!
Kenton County Republican Party Chairman Greg Schumate says:
When the media takes a news poll
It’s just one of the ways they control
The dumbed-down and celebrity-obsessed,
Whose brainwashed minds are so easily impressed,
That they’ll swallow just about anything, whole.
Kenton County DemocRAT Party Chairman Col Owens authored:
When the media takes a news poll,
To see which candidate’s in the hole.
You know they’re for Obama
So ask your daddy and momma
Should you flush the results down the toilet bowl?
And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):
When the media takes a news poll
The DumbocRATs will be on a roll
The truth doesn’t matter
The libs keep up the chatter
Lying for Obama is their goal.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“What folks will be wearing on Halloween Night.”
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