Tuesday, October 15, 2013
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Monday afternoon, investors around the world were shrugging off all that debt crisis scare talk because they assumed in the end, Washington would find a way to avert a default. —Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes- Obama rejected our latest Republican Surrenders on Saturday because we didn’t go far enough. No wonder Fox Newshost Sean Hannity says we have to be replaced. —GOP House Speaker John Boehner and Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell
- If you’re standing with Obama today, you’re frustrated by what’s happening in Congress. But if you think there’s nothing ordinary people can do about the government shutdown, you’re wrong. Chip in $3 or more to support the DemocRATS fighting to get Congress back to work. —DemocRAT National Committee
Beating up old ladies and veterans in wheelchairs was a lot of fun because we were getting overtime pay on Sunday. —Obama’s Washington D.C. Metro Police- Veterans who marched on the Memorials last weekend are all racist, so send us your money. —DemocRAT Congressional Campaign Committee
- Only 355,367 suckers have sent us millions of dollars so far to fight the Government Shutdown. —Obama’s Organizing for Action
- Obama’s 47% cleared our shelves last weekend over fears their Food Stamp Cards were being shut off, and of course we let them. —Walmart
- Keywanda is having the time of her life. Her job is raising her family of 10 children while dealing with the drama of the children’s fathers. Thanks to the great state of California, Keywanda can support her lifestyle of having fun, getting “Turnt Up” and the kids can even get to eat from time to time. — Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Followers in All Fifty-Seven States
- Hey, Geezers—wait till you see how little your benefits will increase next year! —Social Security Administration
Easing off some of our most ridiculous cuts during the partial government shutdown does not mean we only imposed them to pressure Republicans. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard- Having a wonderful time on vacation up here at Camp David during the Government Shutdown. Glad you’re not here. —Obama’s AWOL Vice President Joe Biden
- It’s been two weeks since I introduced our ObamaCare website and showed everybody how a fool and her $634 Million are soon parted, and only a few people have wondered why I had not been fired yet. —Obama’s HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius
And we still haven’t been able to sign up for ObamaCare. —CNN Reporters- We’ll be honoring Veterans and their guests with free dinners from Skyline Chili at the Anderson Center on Veterans Day. —Anderson Township Veterans Memorial Committee
- The name “Anderson Redskins” is both an insult and a slur. —Bob Costas, NBC Sports
- As bad at it’s been up till now, you know the next 1,193 days of America’s Dark Ages during Obama’s Second Term will be worse (unless he’s impeached). —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
Also in Anderson, we never fact check any letters from members of KaBoom or the League of Women Vipers, as long as they’re attacking Conservatives. —Editor Eric Spangler and Reporter Lisa Wakeland at the Forest Hills Urinal- We’ll be the first school in Greater Cincinnati to require mandatory drug testing (but only second in the State), and anybody who gets two positives will be expelled. —LaSalle High School
- Does anybody know why our applications are up so much? —LaSalle High School Admissions Office
- Please don’t ask how much Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney and those other litigious Lawyers from COAST have donated to my campaign. —Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley
- Why should I have to resign as head of the Cincinnati Police Union, after Judge Neihaus ordered me to pay another union $24,300, just because the loan I received was stolen? —Kathy Harrell, FOP Queen City Lodge #69
- Please don’t ask about the $13,628 tax lien against my Mahogany’s Café in Butler County. —Liz Rogers, 6953 Tarragon Court Liberty Township 45011
- On this date in 1991, following a bitter confirmation hearing, the U.S. Senate voted 52 to 48 to confirm Clarence Thomas to the U.S. Supreme Court. Fat chance you’d see another Conservative on the Supreme Court with an Obama Administration and a Dishonest DemocRAT majority in the Senate. —Hurley the Historian
- That’s why we chose Clarence Thomas’ “I don’t believe in quotas. America was founded on a philosophy of individual rights, not group rights.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
On Monday, Obama marked Columbus Day by issuing a proclamation that reflects “on the tragic burdens tribal communities bore” in the years that followed the discovery of the New World by Christopher Columbus.—Obama Apologists of the Day- Yesterday on Columbus Day we learned that Christopher Columbus was a DemocRAT. He took off not knowing where he was going. When he got there he didn’t know where he was. When he got back he didn’t know where he’d been. And he did it all using someone else’s money. —King Ferdinand
- Monday afternoon everybody in Northern Kentucky was waiting to see if Bitch McConnell would surrender on raising the debt ceiling to Disingenuous Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid before Obama cancelled the meeting at the White House, that had been orchestrated just so Obama could look like he was interested in solving his debt crisis. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
You didn’t think it was possible, but coverage of Northern Kentucky Politics at The Fishwrap has gotten even crappier ever since our “Kentucky Politics Blog” merged with “Politics Extra.” —Carl Weiser, Assistant Editor for Government and Public Affairs
We’re still waiting for Covington’s economic catastrophe to be over when the Government Shutdown ends and all of Obama’s IRS Agents in Covington are back on the job. —Servers at Chili Parlors in Covington - Maybe now I can get an endorsement from the TEA Party in Boondoggle County. —Matt Bevin
- Do you think The Fishwrap is helping “Crazy Eric” Deters violate his suspension by quoting him in stories while he’s supposed to be on suspension? —That Cabal Of NoKY Attorneys Still Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters Including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WLW Hate Radio)
- Your Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders says that high school teacher who sent more than 300 text messages to a student may have been inappropriate, but it wasn’t criminal behavior. —WAVE in Louisville
- When is the Debt Crisis Default in Kentucky supposed to start? —Trish the Dish on Channel 19 News
- I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality. Maybe I need to explain why Obama’s scare tactics don’t seem to be working as well as they used to. —Ben Swann
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